Dubs decides. Also one of my pictures is with a hedgehog

>>739595501
Benis :DDD

"I just wanna eat you"

>>739595501
suck my phat cock you dumb slag

>>739596687
reroll

>>739596687
rolling

>>739595501
send tiddy

>>739597048
rolling for this

So how much would it cost for you to put the hedgehog in ur pussy?

>>739597088
check'd

>>739597088
checkem

>>739595501
>>739597088
OP better deliver

>>739595501
let's cut to the chase. You wanna suck cheeto dust off my fingers?

>>739595501
Hey quick question, when it comes to abortion do you use anesthesia or just do it raw? your bod is toats rad btw

>>739597048
hoping for delivery

Do you eat ass

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>>739597333
CHECK EM

>>739597344
Double dubs OP has to deliver now

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Waiting for her

>>739597531
should have waited for a reply before the second one

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>>739597531

>>739597627

>>739597627

>>739597627

>>739597776
off by one my dude

>>739597531
post response

>>739597627
Alright il give it a go

>>739597531
Post reply

>>739597627
this

>>739597627
C'mon :(

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>>739597898
>>739597918
Whore actually had one kek

show scar

>>739598006
aight bitch, you ready for me to put another lil' nigga in ya?

>>739598006
kekkekekkek

>>739598088
>>739598066
checkem

>>739598006
I knew you were a fucking bot, no woman has low enough standards to talk to me

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>>739598088
>>739598066
CHECK EM

>>739598088
got dubbs

>>739598088
ALPHA

>>739598155
wow wasted my dubs

just asking, was the baby a nigger ?

She seems cool, don't fuck it up OP

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>>739598006
"how'd you like to get fucked by a horse that's tripping on acid"

OP is texting a friend or other phone of his on tinder

>>739598066
>>739598088
>>739598122
>>739598133
>>739598155
If not op is going down when her facade of edginess fades

also, you into pegging? i love getting railed by a bitch

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>>739598300
OHHH FUCKIN CHECK EM
I GOT DUBS TWICE

>>739598300
kek

>>739598300
checked boys

Tits or gtfo

>>739598300
while*

>>739598006
B8

>>739598333
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON CHECK EM BOYS TWO DUBS AND TRIPS

>>739598333
Not dubs, gtfo fag.

>>739597088
>>739597333
>>739597344
>>739598066
>>739598088
>>739598122
>>739598133
>>739598155
>>739598300
>>739598333
WE HAVE A MAGIC THREAD LADS

Danielle? Danny DeVito.
Michelle Obama and Clinton.
Your clitoris shown on that shitcom.

eehm... yo... nigga... in the hood... with the homies...

>>739598399
Holy shit

>>739598358
(the horse is tripping on acid)

>>739598399
and you know what you're talking about

>>739598433
>Holy shit

>>739598006
"can i suck it out of you?"

>>739596687
kek and roll

for fucks sake you fags are ruining it
>huhu say a bad word to her xd
what do you think is going to happen?

So, what are you going to do now op?

>>739598592
Sit back and stroke cock as thread dies, naturally

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Sent all of em, but I don't feel like taking so many screenshots

>>739598750
kys

>>739598750
Oh sorry, my dad wrote that. He's a real prankster haha

>>739598750
Listen hun, I'm just tryna throat fuck someone

>>739598844
check em

>>739598859
Roll

>>739598750
why would you even do that. Just pick one you faggot. Probs to you for actually sending it all.

>>739598844
winrar

>>739598750
OP is an actual retard for sending that and lost a chick who seemed to be somewhat funny if that's in fact not him on another phone. Way to go, ruining it for everybody faggot.

Sage goes in all fields. Let the thread die

>>739598750
sorry, someone just dumped his balls on my phone

>>739598750
,,No im not ok cause im a virgin and can only be taken back to a normal life if i can stick my pingis in your pusspuss,,

>>739598859
roll

>>739598844
>>739598890
>>739598919
Can we say "kill yourself" instead of kys?

Sorry, my phone went crazy. Haha

Do you have plans this weekend?

>>739599010

Roll

>>739599010
this

>>739599010

Lol do this one

Yeah, just another one of my bitch fits

>>739598750
Sorry for being weird I've been trying to pass this kidney stone for a few days now

>>739599010

He's saving you OP. Do it.

>>739597627
when this?

>>739599111
check em

>>739599166

Winnar

Do you lick ass?

>>739599111
>ther one of my bitc
oh baby a triple

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Fuck, guys

>>739599261
>PICK
>ONE
wtf are you doing OP

>>739599261
By the way I really fucking hate niggers.

>>739599261
So how many STI's have you spread?
I just hit double digits :0 Feeling proud

>>739599261
ay bitch, show me them titties

>>739599328
I tried that last thread and people started calling me a fag and accused me of strawpicking and ruining the fun

The truth is, I have a really hard time expressing my emotions. Sometimes it just comes out as word soup, you know? I don't know what's wrong with me, I think I might have the 'tism

>>739599400
unfortunate winrar

>>739599400
Just pick the first one to roll dubs, what are you a newfag?

>>739599406
roll

>>739599400
God damn it

>>739599261
I got two words for you chica.
ass. jelly.

>>739599261
Do you eat ass? Lately I can only cum if I feel a warm wet tongue deep in my anus. Also please don't save this and put it on a blog, that's illegal and offensive first off

>>739599590
Roll

>>739599590
Ril

So when can we meet up? Tonight? You won't forget it.. Ever heard of the "ol'lickeroo"?

>>739599590
lol roll

>>739599261
If I send you a pic of my dick, will you send me a pic of your hairy pussy?

will you fuck my dad?

>>739599590
ROLLIN

>>739599590
Rolo

>>739599676
pls

>>739599590
Riloin

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Rollerino

>>739599666
hahahha

>>739599666
Satan win

>>739599666
Chec'kd

I live with a beautiful girl. Blonde, model material, with legs, breasts and ass to die for and the face of an angel. She looks so innocent, I fell for her the moment I saw her. She looks so virginal and is so prudish even talking about sex, that I don't even know if she's had any guys in the past. We're both young professionals in our early 20s and met through a mutual friend who I knew through university and she knew through school. Recently she moved to the city, and needed a place to stay. I needed a housemate, so our friend set us up.
I tried asking her out when she first moved in but unfortunately she made it pretty clear that she wasn't interested in anything but friendship. I figured that if she wasn't going to taste my baby batter voluntarily, and I'm pretty sure she hasn't tasted anyone else’s before, I could feed it to her without her knowledge.
When she was out, I went around the house jacking off into her personal items - shampoo, conditioner, toothbrush, moisturiser, panties from her panty drawer, etc. I also started taking cookery lessons and offered to cook for her in order to practice my skills. What she doesn't know is that every meal I've cooked for her so far has had a healthy dose of my secret special sauce.
Before moral fags start whining, she seems to love it. She's commented on how her hair's been really soft recently and remarked on how her skin has been firmer, with a healthy glow to it. She even wondered if maybe the shampoo/conditioner manufacturers had changed the formulation. She used to get quite moody and hormonal over the month as her cycle progressed. Since I started feeding her my spooge, she's chilled out a lot and been really flirtatious with me.

>>739599676
send

fuck this .. send her gore now

>>739599724
roll

OP is a fag

>>739599777
kek

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>>739599261
I'm laughing too hard at this thread, you're golden OP

>>739599777
Dubs/trips confirms. What a shit thread

>>739599724
rolling 4 this

>>739599777
>ce I started feeding her my spooge, she's chilled out a lot and been really flirtatious with me.
agree due to triple

i have this fantasy where you're pinnochio, i keep telling you lies, and your nose goes further and further into my asshole

One time I poop

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Bump

>>739599822
winrar

My mom has been distant for a while. It makes me sad. You kind of remind me of her. My dad hasn't been himself lately and really needs something new in his life to spice things up. If you know what I mean. Wouldn't hurt to help me out too. You down? Spaghetti at my place this Saturday. I have a PlayStation 2 set up in the living room. My dad makes a helluva spaghetti and I habe some dope PlayStation games. You'll also cum until you forget your identity. From two white males of the same family tree. What is there to lose, besides this shot?

She's been more receptive to joking around with me, and finding ways to lightly touch my arms and chest, or accidentally brush up against me. Pheromones maybe? I've been sniffing her soiled panties while she's been out, and I know that personal scents can have a powerful effect – I’ve often ended up spontaneously ejaculating merely from the scent of her personal secretions.
She’s told me she loves my cooking. It may just be a coincidence, but our bedrooms share a wall, and on the evenings I cook for her, I'm fairly sure I can hear her rubbing herself off. On the mornings when she leaves for work early and I'm in the flat alone, I sneak into her room and sniff and lick her still warm used panties from her laundry basket. The aroma is exquisite. On the mornings after I've cooked for her the previous night, they're definitely muskier and damper, and often have a heavy dried sugar crystal like crust on the gusset, which I love to chew on.
In addition, I get the added bonus of sitting opposite her while she's eating and see her swallow my jizz, savouring every mouthful before it slides smoothly down her throat. Knowing that I'm corrupting her beautiful innocent face with my unique glaze and coating those gorgeous lips and tongue; the thought that at this very moment she might be wearing a pair of the panties from her drawer that I jerked off into, and that flakes of my dried man milk might at this very moment be nestled against her hot gooey moist cunt; mingling with her own juices and being rehydrated by them, is an amazing turn on for me.
I also see it as a way of marking my territory. While the scent of my cream hangs on her, it might drive other guys away. I'm not sure if that has any scientific basis, but it seems to work. I understand there is some scientific research that shows cum to contain chemicals that aid in partner bonding and fight depression in women, as well as changing their hormonal balance and significantly reducing their risk of breast cancer.

>>739599843
stop sending her every get you stupid autistic newfag

>>739599822
Can't send pics on Tinder

>>739599843
>literal autism

Would the fact i have 7 children deter you from dating me?

>>739599833
hehe

>>739599875
Rpll

>>739599926
lol this. fuck her up

Bitch, check my quints and send me dick pics

>>739599843
I love gaytwats. I'm the sborax who speak for the strippers.

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FINE IT'S FIRST DUBS ONLY

Send me a pic of your feminine penis

>>739600044
You need to get a banana in you.

can you cut my foreskin with safety scissors?

Despite all the bullshit, she's still going for it. You must be handsome AF OP.

>>739599963
this

You guys fuckin ruined his chance

>>739600044
Cus you're kinda chubby

>>739600044

Cut the shit lady, am i getting pussy or not?

>>739600044
you're a fat, ugly whore

>>739600044
Fucking bring us here pussy OP

>>739600044
Love it. You wanna have sex sometime?

send her your dick pic

I like to use coconut oil as lube

>>739600186
Reroll

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>>739600140

wait, only send it if you make it into little pigtails first

>>739600217
Re

>>739600190
>>739600162
>>739600078
How the fuck do you people still don't understand that you can't send pics on tinder. jesus fuck..

>>739600251
Re

What are you kidding? Take a look at yourself, any competent male could immediately tell you're unshaven. No joshin' though, I love the feeling of pubic hair between my teeth so you have nothing to worry about sweetheart ;P

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>>739600262
rerollin

linkin park

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>>739600262
Oh my god this. rolling

>>739600044
Tha cucking is a real nigger you faggot. Now check my gaytwat asshole.

>>739600044
ayo, her you go bitch show me dat snatch
https://i.imgur.com/uLXaSMX.jpg

add to facebook

>>739600351
reroll

>>739600334
roll

>>739600289

fucking retard cant comprehend that getting pussy means getting laid, not pictures of pussy, you fucking autistic virgin

>>739600348
Reroll

>>739600355
Winnar

>>739600355
win

feed me breastmilk mama

any chance I can facebook live you doing a tiny little shit in my belly button?

fucking meat eaters

>>739600355

>>739600388
Confirmed

>>739600262
rolling

Fugg :DDDDDDD

>>739600388
Fuck me wasted my dubs

>>739600388
Waste of dubs. Now suck my ass.

>>739600433
Dude STAHP

OOOOPPPPPP give us her profile pic.
if dubs don't post this to her

>>739600433
omfg

If you have a dick, I'm down with that. Baby girl, I got your back.

>>739600433
Yeah, fuck you some more.

>>739600433
Are you fucking kidding me right now

>>739600262
This.

>>739600433
You are a retard.

>>739600433
Twice kek

When I first saw your face I realised I was a fag.

>>739600488
FUCKING KEK

>>739600488
this thread

haha have you heard of this cool web page call fourchan! its an image based forum where you can truly be yourself, Anonymously! haha i am such a bee tard *rolls eyes* haha

>>739600538
Roll

Try not to cum.

You won't last 5 minutes playing.

>>739600538
roll

>>739600538
"*rolls eyes*"
fucking got me

>>739600566
win

>>739600566
THIS - Winrar

new phone who dis

>>739600613
>>739600615
Stupid fuckers...
>>739600637
back to 9fag with you

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>>739600458
Not worth the travel

>>739600663
"I'm worth the travel"
This bitch lol

>>739599875
>>739599944
This won

>>739600044
Before you changed your already-gay rules, faglord. Send it now. Then anything past it follows those rules.

Breaking news: OP makes dubs thread and gets more dubs than he bargained for. Oh yeah, check 'em.

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Whore needs to hurry up

>>739600663
Hey no shit I'm in Albany Op

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READ THE INTERNATIONAL JEW BY HENRY FORD

>>739600794
Send me a picture of your tits please

>>739600822
Win

lemme see your best parts ;)

Op, show picture of your face

>>739600898
>inb4 kys fag, virgin

>>739600872
She still hasn't replied so doesn't count as first dubs

>>739600822
>>739600872
retarded...

>>739600663
>"Living in the middle of nowhere"
>replies to hedgehog photo and continues to reply to literally insane messages from a random, faceless anon when she probably has over 400+ matches realistically
Yeah ok.

It's either a serial killer luring in betas and old men to hunt down in his small neck of woods or you just lost your best chance at talking to somebody with a sense of humor. Or it's you on another phone trying to get your (You)'s today

>>739600162
Rolling for this

>>739600044
Look, we need to settle this down and come to a fuck. It's simple; this is no love, this is passion.

>>739600663
Whats your opinion on Adolf Hitler: The Greatest Story Never Told?

>>739600822
Rolllin

>>739600794
How much would I have to pay you for you to give me a colorado ceiling fan

>>739600954
Was she definitely replying about the hedgehog or did handsome OP just play it off that way to her?

>>739601008
tf you rollin for its already dubs. Besides only first dubs counts and the bitch hasnt replied already

>>739601005
lol this.

>>739601005
dis

>>739600978
I use this every time talking to a girl I'd fuck. Works 8 out of 10 because of honesty

>>739601005
Wat da? Dis

>>739601005
rolling for that one

>>739601040
Was anon really a human and not a dog on the day this thread was made? Will anybody truly know the right answer? Stay tuned for the next reply

>>739600954
I took a picture WITH the hedgehog

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>>739597531
Fuckin kek

>>739601005
This is fucking beautiful

>>739601005
OP do this.

>>739601005
rolling

>>739601005
Underrated post

You guys lost her, no noodles for us gents

>>739601154
So was she talking about you or the hedgehog? Post the hedgehog pic

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I think we lost her. First dubs chooses the next girl we message

>>739601255
Finally winrar

>>739601330
Naila

>>739601330
Courtenay looks like a slut,

rolling

>>739601330
Nalia

>>739601330
Black chick

>>739601330
courtenay

>>739601330
Courte....the black one

>>739601330
Courtenay, Start with >>739601005

>>739601413
Reroll

>>739601422
checked

Court

>>739601422
unfortunately winrar

>>739601422
Roll for hello beautiful

>>739600044
You don't close your blinds at night

>>739601330
Patricia

>>739601440
This

>>739601330
Welcome to a new episode of Tinder dating. You are the winner, picked out of a sea of turds, you were the least turdiest. Will you please roll the dice to select the game. All sides of the dice means a quick fuck except for one where you and I will spend the night watching the stars. Roll the dice!

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>>739601422
Black one it is
First dubs decides

>>739601440
I vote this

>>739601440
roll for this

>>739601493
Rollin for the hitter thing

>>739601005
Rolling

>>739601512
Never mind, it's a turd after all

>>739601518
Benin

>>739601440
fucking this already.

>>739601518
Hello you are very pretty, can we talk some more?

COURTNEAY

>can i see your black nips?

>>739601518
Send me a picture of your tits please

>>739601005
rollz

>>739601005
Fucking this mate

>>739601154
Provide photo for science

>>739601440
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>739601518
>>739601599
Checkd

giv pic of tits baby girl?

>>739601154
Post hedgehog picture of everybody stops replying and thread does at once. Everybody in

So is it true what they say at black girls?

>>739601518
Gah dang shawty you fine as fuck let a nigga slide into dem dms yah know what i be saying family

>>739601648
NOOOOOOOO WASTED DUBS

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>>739601599
Hope she's online

>>739601005
Rolling for this.

>>739601687
Roll

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>>739601648
WASSTTTEEEEDDD

>>739601722
Winnar

>>739601722
We have have 2 dubs for this already, OP is a faggot

>>739601687
Re roll

want to fuck?

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>>739601627
>>739601660
I should stop swiping indiscriminately. Hate losers like this

>>739601518
I've never been into the wogs, but what's up, D'shawn?

>>739601818
>send all the dubs
>get called an autist

>do one at a time like people are asking
>roooooo faggot

>>739601847
body looks like a solid 7/8 face is like 3

>>739601847

want my cock in your ass?

OP is a faggot or what?

>>739601005
Fucking this already OP

>>739601005
>>739601255
>>739601722
Op stop being a retard

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NEXT DUBS

>>739602596
Can I seize your means of reproduction?

>>739602596
I'll pick you up if you know what I mean (*´ω｀*)

Send me picks of your dead son ty

it's my cock up your ass

>>739602596
Send me a picture of your tits please

>>739602803
rolling

Sorry, im gay.

>>739602803
rollin

>>739602763
This

>>739602803
roll

>>739602763
rolling

>>739602596
Traditonal pickup lines wouldn't work on a girl like you. I wanted to go with something a little unconventional.

>>739602742

Holy fucking shit. Better than every Ylyl thread I've ever seen!

Totally using that on the next blue haired commie chick I meet.

>>739602871
Reroll

>>739602888
CHCKED

>>739602803
rerolling for this

suck my hard WHITE cock

>>739602871
>>739602899
HELL YES WINRAR

NEW THREAD:
>>>739602822
>>>739603822

>>739602885
unironically rolling for this.

>>739602942
this one >>739602888
won?

Send nudes nigga

Are you a trap? Im only into traps, little underage traps specifically ;)

>>739603039
roll for it

>>739603333

These gets are getting ridiculous

>>739603333
WINRAR

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

i just wana eat some ass yo