fluffy abuse thread other one hit image limit mummah edition

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>>739585876

>INB4 fucking spammers

more like inb4 no posts and no interest lolz

link to old thread?

Anybody got any good fluffie mill stories/comic strips

>>739586467
i would like one also

>>739586897
Cuz i like em

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXgwyZe_FeY

>>739586897
Ordered 2. Paid $27 for insurance and postage to Belgium. We'll see what happens now.

>>739586897
Hi bot

>>739587148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkVYHUMCCwc
LEBT DENN DER ALTE HOLZMICHL NOCH, HOLZMICHL, NOCH HOLZMICHL NOCH?
LEBT DENN DER ALTE HOLZMICHL NOCH, HOLZ-MI-CHL!
JAAAAAAAA EEEERRR LEBT NOCH, ER LEBT NOCH, ER LEBT NOCH!
JAAAAAAAA EEEERRR LEBT NOCH, ER LEBT NOCH, STIRBT NICHT!

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>>739588289
>HOLZ-MI-CHL NOCH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CsB1SDVPhE

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>>739588289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A67ZkAd1wmI

Kweh.

>>739586475
>>739587148
>>739588508
kill yourself fucking degenerate

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>>739589439
Kweh.

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>>739590183
Ok but why take his ears. Without those he cant hear me tell him what a bad fluffy he is. Guess he fails at that too, what a bad fluffy.

>>739590581
if you leave the ear holes, it can still hear you.

>>739590647
I'm almost certain this is a human boob. Which makes it much funnier.

>>739590581
Why take any of it? Just looks like the little guy wants to be happy. Besides, who the hell is going to torture an alicorn? Aren't those things like fluffy gold?

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>>739590442

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>>739590961
Yeah....that one kinda hurts my balls to look at.

>>739590885
For something that is supposed to be rare in fluffies, there sure are many stories about alicorns.

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>>739591299

Fluffies with "smarty syndrome" are supposed to be rare as well, but they seem to be like every 3 outta 5.

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Mornin everyone

>>739591722
Yeah depending on the writer, when one smarty dies it's almost instantly replaced by another one.
Unless there is an actual smart fluffy nearby to take over, which should also be rare, but happens all of the time.

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>>739591299
>>739591722
Niggers you're missing the reason for the stories. Do people write books about regular 9-5 guys who have a mortgage and wife and 3 kids who coach the little league team? No. They write books about the guy who shot Osama bin Laden. Sane thing with fluffies.
>Danceh babies for you

>>739590581
>pegasus
>owner calls him Smarty (as in the concept)
>Pet Shop Owner pillows him for being a Smarty
>Smarty's are only UNIFLUFFS
Dumbass store keeper

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>>739591722
It hasn't finished all its spaghetti yet. I'm sure daddeh will provide more when its done.

Corn

>Somewhere in The American Midwest, firmly tucked into the Corn Belt
>Rows and rows of corn as far as the eye can see
>Through the silence however, cuts the weeping of a heartbroken and childless mare
>"Huuuhuuuhuuuuu! No wike cown nummies nu mowe! Make bad miwkies fu babehs!" She moans in agony as the pesticide does its work slowly in her, tainting her milk, and slowly shutting down her organs
>"Pwease... wastest *sniff* b-babeh, nu dwink miwkies, u get sickie hewties an, an, Huuhuuuhuuu!"
>Her last foal still alive is a resilient orange and blue earthie filly
>She looks almost identical to her mother as a foal, being her "bestest baby"
>And also her last
>The small foals peeps and cheeps mutate into strange growls and groans of pain, as it digests the poison milk
>"Huuuuuu." It gasp, releasing its final breath
>"Huuuuhuuuhuuu!" W-wastes an, an b-bestest, b-b-bestest babeh t-take fowevah sweepies! A-am bad m-mummah! Huuuhuuu!" Sobs the childless mother
>"N-nee get way f-fwum, fwum m-meanie cown nummies! Meet n-nyu speciaw f-wien! H-haf m-m-mowe babehs!" And with this, the former mother attempts to move on
>She doesn't get far, as the poison destroys the nerves in her legs, rendering her immobile
>"N-nu can move?! W-why weggies nu wowk nu mowe?! W-weggies, weggies huuuu... Weggies hate fwuffy fu bein bad mummah! Huuuhuuuhuuuu! Wan die! Wan die-hi-hieeee!" She shrieks
>Her prayer of want die will be granted within hours, painfully and slowly as venom seeps through her veins, destroying her from the inside
>The crows. The last thing to be reflected in her dead, glassy eyes, will be the crows, landing over her corpse, partaking in a grotesque feast.

>>739589439
>>739589464
>>739589549
>>739589636


Alright I lost

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>>739592389

Hey, people write books and make movies about average jackasses with nothing to do. Prime examples: "Catcher in The Rye" and "Clerks".

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>>739591906
Mornin, Anon.

>>739592481
MOST smarties are unis
Not ALL smarties

See there's a difference, friend

>>739593003
jesus anon.

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A happy soon mummah is a cute soon mummah!

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>>739593549

Did you like it?

>>739593618
yes actually. moar pls

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>>739593553
Num num num....

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>>739593778

I mean, that was meant to be a one shot man. I do have a few other stories I wrote a while back though. Nothing quite like that though

>>739593907
hamster sized fluffys would actually be way better than cat sized ones

>>739593907

Scary Monster

>Be Scawy Munstah
>Dats wat aww the othah fwuffies caww me
>Jus wan wub an huggies
>Nummies an hewd
>Jus wan evewytin aww othah fwuffies have
>But nu can have
>Ol daddeh was a meanie, gif biggest owchies an heawt hewties
>Ol daddeh take way rightie see place
>Nu can see gud anymowe
>Ol daddeh gif buwnie huwties, fwuff nu come back
>Ol daddeh meanie
>Ol daddeh stop movin one bwight time
>Ol daddeh nu haf aiw anymowe
>Ol daddeh take fowevah sweepies
>Scawy Munstah can be fwee!
>Scawy Munstah can be wif hewd, haf speciaw fwien an babbehs!
>Bu nu fwuffies wan be wif Scawy Munstah
>Aww scawed. Some gif huwties, most jus wun way
>Nu fwuffy wan Scawy Munstah
>Scawy Munstah nu wan Scawy Munstah
>Scawy Munstah wan die
>Wan die
>Wan die
>Wan die

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>>739593781

Your having more babies? I thought you already had a litter and gave one of them away, while avoiding a firecracker?

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I wish Carpdime fluffies were real.

>>739594457
Dis am owd see tingy. Oddah mista haf Skee-Wo, tweating him weawwy gud! Mummah stiww wiv in bawks mistah Nu Daddeh weft fo Mummah, Bwondie, an Oddah Gween Babbeh.

>>739595602
The fuck did you say?

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>>739595602

>Skee-Wo

My fucking sides

>>739595657
That file name gave me cancer

>>739595698
Mummah. Wiv. In. Bawks. Mistah. Nu. Daddeh. Weft. Us. Wif. Oddah. Babbehs. Siwwy. Mistah. Hehehe!

>>739595751
Wha funneh? Mistah Nu Daddeh name fwistest gween babbeh Skee-Wo.

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>>739595889
Still, no idea.

>>739595889
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>739595971
*Huff* Neba mine, mistah.

>>739596006
.....huuu?

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What kind of sick fuck comes up with this shit

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>>739596130

>>739596130
sadists trying to ttrigger the fuck out of bronies

>>739591722
My headcanon is that initially it was 1/1000 but as ferals became a bigger and bigger share of the population smarties lived longer and reproduced more to the point that 1/10-1/5 have smarty syndrome.

>>739593003
Farmanon here. 9/10 Godspeed.

I wish I knew the evolutionary reason for why my brain finds this shit so appealing. Don't give me your shitty explanations though, I've heard them all and they're shit.

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>>739597919

Cute aggresion?

>>739598224
Oh quit your whining. Hit those shit rocket boosters. Huzzah!

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Babbeh nu git mummah, babbeh git sacwificed to Satan in rituaw.

(Yes, I want to see a baby fluffy get sacrificed to Satan. I hope my fluffy impression was somewhat decent.)

>>739599964
There are some funny stories about fluffies going to hell and eventually fucking up everything for satan.

>>739600143
That's what I want to see.

>>739600358
Now I wish I had a handy buuro link to hand you, but I don't.

>>739600436
Aww, shame.

>>739600481
Yeah, I get into fluffy stuff periodically.
So depending on whether I'm on a fluffy bender or not, I will have more or less links.

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>>739600726
Fair enough.

I did find this on Fluffybooru though.

>>739596130
I do, among others.
But my art is shit.

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>>739601093
Shit art with an autistic fandom nobody is going to notice unless it is truly horrible with no effort put in.

>>739600961
the heads look like jews

>>739601366
Sounds fair.

>>739601561
Pure coincidence.

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>>739601561
OH VOY YOU ANTI-SEMITE

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>>739597919
maybe it's because there's no "hookup culture" and the mares actually want to be mothers, and let's be honest: there's nothing as cute as a female caring for their young

>>739601561
Then Hell is a Jewish conspiracy.

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>>739594141
Yes you could care for more then easier.
And the sketti would be more for them than

>>739596767
If it drowned Mario would sink without constant pressing jump

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>>739601093
Is it worse than this?
This is my standard for shit tier

Anyone have the picture of a babbeh walk out on a busy sidewalk and getting trampled by people?

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>>739601366

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>>739602712
closest thing I got

>>739602968
Until a hugboxer saves its ass.

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>>739599537
Foweva sweepies to yu, comwad.

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>>739602712
No but I have a ton of dancie babbehs. Dancie babbeh is bestest one

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>>739603615
>ywn have a dancie babbeh

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>>739603615
This image combines two of my favorite things in the fandom: dancies and pillowfluffs.

>>739604064
The employees get to take them home for free?

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>>739603448

Yeah, then the feral becomes a domestic, and everything is just peachy. No problems there

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>>739604252
Oh summer child.

>>739604252
Nope, they die.
Some places grind them up to add to the fluffy food.

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>>739604111
Checked. I don't know why people take the legs away they can't dance as good

>>739604252
Don't listen to
>>739604490

They got to sghetti land

>>739604608
*go to

>>739604303
I love the hugging device for immediate positive reinforcement. Would make it kind of a bitch if you took your fluffy to another's house or a daycare. Though, if you're treating a fluffy like that, you probably know that daycares are shit.

>>739604518
It likely lost them in an accident. Or some abuser pulled them off.

>>739604490
Eh, I like my version better.

>>739604772
I think the comedy here is the fluffy is too stupid to realize it cold probably just roll off.

>>739604891
i thought so too it could just run side ways and be safe. shows everyone how much of a retard the species is.

>>739604891
And break its fragile weggies?

That'd be funnier than incineration.

Awseface

>Be Awseface, saddest fwuffy ebah. Much heawt hewties. Daddeh said be niceh daddeh, nu buse wike ol' daddeh
>Awseface gu way fwum shewtah wif daddeh, haf many happeh soon thinks.
>Bu daddeh tewws me nu awwowed tu make bad poopies.
>Awseface teww daddeh can du
>Bu Awseface nu can fin' wittawbox, es poofie gone!
>Awseface make bad poopies, nu mean tu! Nu mean tu! Huuuuhuuuhuuu.
>Meanie daddeh gif sowwy stick mow den evah haf felt. Su saddeh.
>Bu Awseface nu think dat daddeh was meanie den. Awseface makie mistake, wight?
>But den, I heaw meanie daddeh tawkie tu fwien
>Daddeh say he take wittawbox tu gif Awseface huwties an make Awseface think be wowstest fwuffy evah.
>Maybe Awseface es wowstest fwuffy evah
>Aftah aww, Awseface makie howsie fiwe
>An daddeh can nu get out of howsie
>Awseface am Awsonist

>>739604983
We need more fluffies on drugs. I've only seen the foal smoking weed and the micro that gets into some cocaine.

Are fluffy bones made of:

a.) Toothpicks
b.) Glass
c.) Balsa wood
d.) Potato strings

>>739593003
See, shit like this is why fluffies can't really be a danger to a farmer's crops. They already have measures to prevent animals from eating them, so if a fluffy herd takes out your harvest its no-one's fault but yourself for doing fuck all to protect them.

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>>739605083
closest thing i got

>>739605285
Are you serious, their bones are not as structurally sound as any of those things.

>>739605083
I know of a few stories on the booru, but that's about it.

anyone got the loft?

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Pwease... Pwease nice mistuh, nee housie an nummies.... so cowd an wowny... an hungwy... wiww gif yu bestest huggies an wuv... pwease mistuh....

>>739606350
*Picks up fluffy, putting it in my hood* Alright, kiddo. Just for one night. And no shitting in my hood.

>>739606052
This would actually be decent punishment for an occasionally bratty but otherwise good natured fluffy.

>>739593494
Why would they give them away if they're worth something though ? That's dummeh

>>739606503

Tank yu mistuh... Hood am wawm... *coos*

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>>739606553
I like punishment by stupidity.

>>739606620
*Walks on to my apartment, checking back on the fluffy every so often*

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I feel like Fluffy threads are the best threads on /b/. They are the most interesting, intellectual, and appreciative threads anyone could hope for. Why are they such great quality?

>>739606688
Omg. I haven't actually laughed at anything fluffy-related in a while. Topkek, anon

>>739606813
Reverse b8, guys....call in the bomb squad.

>>739606780

Tank yu nice mistuh! Wike smaww howsie! Yu am da nicest an bestest mistuh evah! *hugs leg* Pwease be nyu daddeh?

>>739607056
Hey, kid, I only said one night. It's supposed to be warmer tomorrow. *Picks up the fluffy, setting in a wide Tupperware container on the kitchen counter* You can stay around the neighborhood though. There aren't any cats or dogs on this block.

>>739607217
Is that a nigga fluff?

>>739590803
why yes it is. I requested this pic from WhatTheFluff. I think its hysterical

>>739607435

O-otay nice mistuh... Stiww wub yu fow bein nicest mistuh evah... W-wast mistuh f-fwuffy tawk tu... m-mistuh... huuuuu... g-gif gif babbehs an speciaw fwien fowevah sweepies! Teww fwuffy nu one wuv anymowe!!! Huuuhuuuhhuuuu! *Crys hysterically while pissing self*

>>739607699
GOD DAMNIT WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SHITTING OR PISSING

>>739596006
what dah fwuff did 'ou just fwuffing say about fwuffeh, 'ou wittwe bitch? i’ww have 'ou know fwuffy gwaduated top of fwuffie's cwass in dah navy seaws, an' been invowved in numewous secwet waids on aw-quaeda, an' fwuffy have ovah 300 confiwmed kiwws. am twained in gowiwwa wawfawe an' am dah top snipah in dah entiwe us awmed fowces.'ou am nothing to me but just anothah tawget.fwuffy wiww wipe 'ou dah fwuff out wiff pwecision dah wikes of which has nebba been seen befowe on dis eawth, mawk fwuffie's fwuffing wowds.'ou think 'ou can get away wiff saying that poopies to fwuffeh obba dah intewnet? think again, fwuffah. as we speak am contacting fwuffie's secwet netwowk of spies acwoss dah usa an' youw ip am being twaced wite nao so 'ou bettah pwepawe fow dah stowm, maggot. dah stowm dat wipes out dah pathetic wittwe thing 'ou caww you wife. you’we fwuffing dead, babbeh.fwuffy can be anywhewe, anytime, an' fwuffy can gib foweba sweepies in obba seven hundwed ways, an' that’s just wiff fwuffie's bawe hands. not only am fwuffy extensivewy twained in unawmed combat, but fwuffy have access to dah entiwe awsenaw of dah united states mawine cowps an' fwuffy wiww use it to its fuww extent to wipe youw misewable poopie pwace off dah face of dah continent, 'ou wittwe poopies. if onwy 'ou couwd have known what unholy wetwibution ou wittwe “cwevew” comment was about to bwing down upon 'ou, maybe 'ou wouwd have hewd youw fwuffing tongue. but 'ou couwdn’t, 'ou didn’t, an' nao you’we paying dah pwice, 'ou goddamn idiot.fwuffy wiww poopies fuwy aww ovah 'ou an' 'ou wiww dwown in it.you’we fwuffing dead, kiddo.

>>739607524
Yep

>>739607810

Huuhuuuu! Sowwy! Sowwy! Nu mean tu! Pwease stoppies pee pwace! Nu wan make nice mistuh mad nu mowe! Huuuhuuu!

>>739607699
*Groans, thankful for the container. It wasn't my first rodeo with strays.* Poor thing....but hey, you'll be pretty safe around here. Everyone works or are drunk, so they don't have the spare time or wits the mess with a fluffy. *starts some warm, soapy water in another container, tossing a sponge in it. I grab a pair of rubber gloves and picks the fluffy up* Now listen, sweetie, I'm gonna clean you up. Hopefully the water warms you up, too. Promise to stay still and I'll cook you some sketti, okay? *Gently runs my pinkie over the fluffy's mane*

>>739607911
*picks up and throws out window*
so much for that

>>739607890
Shut the fuck up, Tyrone.

>>739600143
i wrote one about the antichrist being a fluffy https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/40955

>>739607994

Tank yu mistuh.... sowwy make bad pee... Niceh wawa... When Sketties?

>>739607998
*Lands in an attack helicopter, "Flight of The Valkeries plays as you are ripped to shreds by the bullets

>>739607524
yeah it is

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So, I decided to practice some. I'm drawing this with my mouse in my right hand in photoshop, and I'm a lefty, so forgive the terribleness (especially shading).

I literally haven't drawn like this in years. Ugh. No real content, just throwing this out here.

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>>739605083
I wrote a story about a gardenfluff that could grow weed https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/46051

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>>739608305
Looking good

>>739608252
After you're all clean, silly. *fluffies have no sense of patience. But hey, sketti is always a good bargaining chip. I use the sponge to spot clean the fluffy, giving its privates a gentle yet thorough scrub after pissing everywhere*

>>739608339
We need more drawn Gardenfluffs. They're literal chiapets.

>>739608595
it was a fun one to write

>>739608549

*Begins to sing* Sketties, sketties, dey gud fow yu an me, sketties, sketties, make aww da fwuffies sing! Wuv wuv wuv, sketties! *Stops singing, obviously very proud* Wike songie? Ol hoomin mummah use tu sing dat befow... befow... meanie sickie gif fuwevah sweepies... huuhuuuu... *Begins to sob again, but no pissing this time*

>>739608884
*Strokes the fluff's head, smiling. I was impressed with the song, to be honest. Most fluffy's I've met have the attention span of a gnat* Hey now, no tears. You're safe here. And that was a very good song. Here. *dumps out soap water dish, setting the fluffy down and wrapping it in a dish towel* You stay here and let Mr. Towel keep you warm. *I picked up the other container, scrubbing the literal piss out of it* You said you had a daddy before? Did he name you?

>>739609254
Setting the fluffy down in the formerly soapy dish* Not in the table. That'd end badly.

>>739609254

Haf daddeh an mummah... Daddeh was mummahs daddeh, nu wike fwuffy su much... Awways jus caww fwuffy fwuffy...

>>739609544
Hmm....how about a name, then? *Dries off the container, setting it back on the counter. I pile several paper towels on one side* How about Pixie? You're tiny enough to be one. *I pick up the fluffy, placing it back in the dried container*

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>>739609749

*Fluffy ADHD kicks in, now whiplashing to estatic* Haf name?! Yay! Pixie wub name da- nice mistuh!

>>739610036
*I start chuckling, watching the fluffy spaz in excitement* Alright, Pixie it is, then. Sit tight while I make some sketti. *Grabbing a can of Chef Boyardee spaghetti, I plop it in a bowl and into the microwave to warm up a little. Minute twenty-five should do. Not hot enough for humans but just warm enough for fluffies to call it a hot meal*

>>739610284

Wub sketties! Wub nyu da- nice mistuh! Wub smaww howsie! Wub sketties! *Falls on side while bouncing around* Oof! Nu wub huwties tu much! He he he!

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>>739610065
I really like this artist

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>>739610481

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>>739610518

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>>739610065
GWN's stuff is the very best in this fucky fandom.

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>>739610588
Hells yeah

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>>739610645

>>739604064
Sauce/artist, please?

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>>739610674

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>>739610065
I was so happy he made this for me. Based on my story https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/45926

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>>739610755

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>>739610816

>>739610479
*I smile, pleased the fluffy can take a little pain without becoming a blubbering mess* Well, sit still you goober. You're less likely to fall like that. *I wince to myself. I'd lost my share of strays taking a nosedive off my counter before I implemented the container. The microwave dings* Sketti's ready! *I portion out half the container into a dish and place it in front of Pixie* Dig in, kiddo.

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>>739610518
You left out the best part

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>>739610873

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>>739610481
King Niggafluff has arrived!

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>>739610948
Interesting tidbit, Marble actually has a whole story about her

>>739610870

Sketti! *Dives headfirst into the mediocre Italian super food* Wub sketti! Tank yu nyu dadde- nice mistuh!

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>>739611091
Should've put that post here

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>>739611160
And thats all ihave, not sure if theres more

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>>739611160

>TFW they override what is a genuinely sweet happy ending to a good story cause "muh hellgremlins and shitrats"

>>739606609
they blind the fluffy if you buy it, it says

>>739611148
*I notice the fluffy's constant slipping on calling me "daddy". I frown, knowing that my landlord would never let me keep it, nor would my work schedule give it the time it needed. I sit for a moment, watching Pixie eat before turning to put the remainder in the fridge for the morning. Might as well send her out with a full stomach*

>>739611346
Yeah but they should charge extra

>>739611302
Ugh. That smarty. Fuck that smarty. McGonagall needs to kill it soon.

I don't get this at all? Is this a fetish or what?

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>>739596130
these are just a poor-man's yukkuri

>>739611568
Someone post the image.

>>739611442

W-why dad- nice mistuh haf sad face? Wan huggies? Pixie gif best huggies, make heawt happy!

>>739585876
Anyone have the ones about the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. living in a post apocalyptic town filled with mutant fluffies?

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>>739611875

Nyet, sadly not of havings Pighamster story. Am just politics.

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>>739611717
>MFW I enjoy touhou to much to take pleasure in these freaks

>>739611803
*I nod, forgetting how perceptive fluffies could be* Sure, kid *I reach my hand down into the container to let the fluffy glomp on* Mister's just....sad because he has to go to work tomorrow. Work makes humans sad because they can't lay around and play all day like fluffies. *I don't even know why I lied to the fluffy, just did*

Anyone have the pirate comic?

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>>739612260
I got A pirate invasion picture

>>739603448
I would save it :)

>>739612237

*Coos* Wub daddeh... *Startles self* Pixie mean nice mistuh, sowwy mistuh. Make aww bettah wif huggies! *Hugs hand again*

>>739612309
the perfect excuse to own your own cannons and display them on your porch

>>739612309
It was on a couple of threads ago, it had a ratman creature at the end. I think its called puwpose

>>739611717
Time to post Yukkuri

>>739612309
Yas. I need real fluffy pirates in my life. Not that one being controlled by a monster that looks like a pirate.

>>739612436
*Lifts hand up to cradle the fluffy* You're doing just fine, Pixie...*starts to gently tickle the fluffy's tummy*

>>739597217
This is fucking amazing

>>739612514
Just call parlay. Then they have to stop. Then you can just punt them back over your fence.

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>>739612617
oh no....

>>739612237
Then, at night, I finally rape the fucking shit rat and enjoyed every second of it.

>>739612309
This is fucking stupid

>>739610686
Abuse-sir

>>739612849
Eeee!

>>739611230
oh that's what happened too Marble and her owner.. I wanna see Red Baron die now.

>>739613389
10/10

>>739613497
Don't worry; a Patrick Bateman wannabe captures the little fucker and tortures him.

>>739612825
Parlè*

>>739613633
Oh yeahhh right i forgot about that. Good Good

>>739613658
Fluffies don't know the difference.

>>739613710
Does this Fluffy eat because it's unappeh, and is it unappeh because it eats?

>>739608038
>https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/40955
Loved it.

>>739614207
thanks, i had fun with that one

>>739614190
mebbe

>>739614190
its a vicious cycle
if you excuse me, there is someone i have to in touch with and forgive..........myself (farts)

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I want to drink the fluffy's blood.

>>739615337
wrote a story about a vampiric batfluff https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/46237

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>>739615427
>https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/46237
Not bad.

>>739615434
*Cheesing intensifies*

>>739615874
thank you

>>739616029
No problem.

>>739615114
Nice I've seen you on the booru

>>739606350
How about Anon cwucify wittah poopsie babbeh an fowce it to wisten to blwack metaw?

>>739616608
Then it shall emerge as the most metal fluffy ever.

>>739616755
Fuck yeah!