YLYL

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>>739578890

>>739578379
A sexual predator hides in the bushes.

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>>739578349

>>739578689
Shit... That old dude got me

>>739579831
lost

>>739579793
>>739579831
Fuck, lost bad

>>739578444
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Marine_crab/

>>739580136
You can see the penis in an xray?

>>739580279
thats the joke

>>739580279
Yeah, human males have penis bones just like walruses

>>739580279
you need an xray to see mine i'm that fat

>>739579831
Busted a gut so hard I woke my wife up

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>>739580279
You're over thinking it

>>739579134
underrated 10/10

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>>739580100

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>>739580462
this cant be real

some one already got linkin park stuff?

>>739580297
actually thats not the joke. The joke is that his penis hangs down to his knees.

the joke you described would have the punchline...and I had a boner, or something similar because only bones show in xrays

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>>739581078

>>739581078
worms are gonna be crawling in his skin

he's broken the habit of oxygen

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>>739581078
This one amused me somewhat

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>>739581078
another

>>739581666
Nice trips, saw this on reddit.

Eh maybe they stole it.

>>739578974
Yawn

>>739578379
>>739578349
Seems like OP is a copypasta reddit fag

>>739581321
>only bones show in xrays
That's one thicc bone in his thigh

>>739580885
it is

>>739582196
or an ifunny normie

>>739578689
>Look honey, a huge faggot!

>>739579134
top kek

>>739581838
"saw this on reddit"
faggot

>>739581838
I'm sure a lot more of us go on Reddit than we care to admit but don't just go out and admit it. Have some respect for yourself, man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9JcOZlMlLY

>>739583083
i fucking lost

>>739583017
When you get this joke and it doesn't actually make you laugh, that's how you know you've been on 4chan too long.

>>739581078
He didn't even hit the floor...

>>739583017
I dont get it

>>739578689
how did i lose so quickly

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>>739581474

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>>739580885
oh its real

>>739583207
True

>>739583231
thats retarded

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The ol razzle dazzle

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>>739579134

>>739583648
it doesnt say Toby anywhere

>>739583870
If the board is like in the picture the answer is correct. Whoever made up that question wasn't being specific enough.

>>739583685
this is not a cringe thread

>>739583986
Good job faggot.

>>739583870
had a teacher like this
fuck this gets me mad

>>739583017
My favourite

>>739580713
Frank has really taken off in Japan more than we all anticipated

>>739583207
>>739583637
or .. not quite long enough.

88

>>739583083
LOST HARD !!!

>>739583870
this doesnt make sense. the duration of 1 cut is 10minutes. it doesnt matter how many pieces you cut the board into, the thickness and therefore the duration of one individual cut is always 10minutes without fatiguing.

to cut a board into 3 pieces youd need 2cuts, therefore 3cuts in total, so its 3x10=30mins

>>739584327
you're truly fucking stupid

>>739584413
how?

>>739580462
one of us

>>739584327
lol why 3 cuts think again mate

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>>739584327

>to cut a board into 3 pieces youd need 2cuts, therefore 3cuts in total, so its 3x10=30mins

>>739584327
>to cut a board into 3 pieces youd need 2cuts, >therefore 3cuts in total
What?

>>739583973
Whoa, you're good.

>>739584488
>>739584510
she has to cut 2 boards. one board requires 1 cut (for two pieces on the first board). the other one she needs 3 pieces of, so she needs to cut it twice.
3 cuts in total distributed over 2 boards

>>739584612
ah yea now i understand

>>739583870
That's a retarded question...

>>739583069
Lost hard right here

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>>739584327
>to cut a board into 3 pieces youd need 2cuts, >therefore 3cuts in total

>>739583870
i dont get it. 1 cut = 10 minutes so if she want 3 pieces so need to cut twice (she also need 2 cut for 4 pieces)

so twenty minutes IS correct

>>739584672
see>>739584612

>>739584327
false.
it's extremely relevant how many pieces you cut the board into, and each cut need not be identical. 2 cuts of 7.5 minutes each would yield 3 pieces of board at a time of 15 minutes, plus the original board = 4 board pieces in 15 minutes.

>>739579134
Fucking lost

>>739584672
>>739584687
>>739584727
for every cut you got +1 piece +10min u start with 1piece 0min ... you need 3 pieces

+1cut = 2pieces 10min
+1cut = 3pieces 20min

ez as fuck

>>739584760
___
_/_/_ two cuts, three pieces, you both are fucking stupid as hell

>>739584831
ty

>>739584849
kek

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>>739584831
>>739584612
>>739584510
>>739584327
>>739583870

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>>739584888
____
> _/_/_

>>739580881
I miss my great grandmother now. The last words she ever told me were "Live by the crazy old bitch, die by the crazy old bitch."

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>>739584472
Whaddya meen dood?

>>739584985
Why not cut two small corners off and be done in 30 seconds?

>>739585014
i´ve visited her channel but she deledet the video

>>739584849
im german and this absolutely correct :D my biggest fear is getting eaten by eagle

>>739584985
thanks. I stand vindicated.

>>739584985
fucking thank you. too lazy to make that myself

>>739584985
i think its pretty stupid if we dont know where the cuts a made and how the board looks.
my solution works if the board is a square ofc

>>739583870
Marie has one single wood board. It takes her ten minutes to cut that 1 board into 2 pieces. So the one cut, resulting in two pieces, takes 10 minutes

Two cuts would take 20 minutes. The teacher needs to be fired.

Jesus fuck. This thread can't be real.

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>>739580713
that's called a gas pedal. you'd know this if you newfags ever had real childhoods.

>>739584849
>>739585052
I'm Dutch. Those fuckers make it over the border sometimes. Scary times, man... Scary times...

>>739585117
oh wow I'm not the only dutchfag here

>>739578974
I fuckin hate that cunt

>>739585081
see >>>739584985

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>>739584985
here

>>739581666
explain please, satan

>>739583870
God this pisses me off.
How do you magically do an action twice as fast a second time but maintain the original slow speed the first time?

The answer being 15 is so bullshit confusing and I CANNOT figure out how that was EVER correct.

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>>739585142
So do I

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>>739585046

>>739584304
wow so glad you used three exclamation points now i know you really lost hard, it would have been confusing with only one exclamation point

>>739585209
dies.

>>739585233
no wonder you failed maths

>>739584327
>>739584760
American "education"

>>739584985
Asks how long to cut another board into 3 pieces not the same board that was already cut. Eat shit and learn to read

>>739585241
fuck this one is amazing

>>739579793
lost

>>739584831
>>739584985
>>739585209
this

>>739585241
Hahahahahahaha

>>739584612
That wasn't the question, you retard

>>739579746
I read this as "When he 19.99 licks your booty by mistake"

2 pieces in 1 board cut
3 pieces ib 2 board cuts
2 board cuts x 10 minutes
=20 minutes work

>>739585592
nice copy pasta

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>>739585253

>>739585555
Quads of greatness; it never gets old. Fuck Islam.

>>739585592
pls die its 15

>>739585592
false. Clearly you have never cut a board before.

>>739585253
bait

>>739585209
who the fuck takes 10 mins to cut through that tiny piece of wood?

>>739585253
cunt af

>>739585150
i dont understand the one at the bottom left

>>739585687
a child. thats why they receive such a low salary in chinese factories.

>>739585687
it's nothing more than a fucking mcdonalds chip. Marie is a bitch.

>>739578689
Is that a Big Mac in your pocket or are you just happy to be a faggot

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>>739585764
those feet tho

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contributing

>>739585117
woo central europe!

>>739580462
You're a fucking moron. The artist (Chris Simpsons Artist) is one of the most well known in Britain. 4sham does not own it.

>>739585764
nice feet

>>739584446
It takes 10 minutes to make 1 board into 2.

So here we go:

------ becomes ---|--- That's one cut.

Now let's see what happens when we cut it twice.

--------- becomes ---|---|---

Holy shit nigga black magic. Took 2 cuts to make 3 pieces.

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>>739578689

>>739583685
It hurts while reading

>>739578974
God comedians are terrible

>>739584849
lost

>>739585921
thats what i said though you ape
>to cut a board into 3 pieces youd need 2cuts

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>>739585150
bullshit

>>739585253
suck

>>739586132
>hurr durr this one's wrong
Found the newfag

But the rest check out okay, yes?

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>>739581474
fuck that war loving neokike

>>739585253
this is stupid
I'm not gonna fall for this shit

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>>739585687
marie need 10 mins

>>739586289
correct, as i said.

>>739586289
marie a lil baby bitch

>>739586212
>found you

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>>739579134
KEK

1 cut is 10 plus 3 piece makes 40 minuites

>>739583870
you are all retarded
>3 pieces = 2 cuts
>1 cut = 10 minutes
BUT, 1/2 is more than 1/3
So, that means that it should take less time to saw it
That is not 5 minutes, it is 10 divided by 3, which gives us 3.33333..... and so on
That means, 3.33*3 = 9 minutes and 99 seconds = 10 minutes and 39 seconds

>>739580667
It's not underrated he stole the caption from the original Facebook meme.

>>739584985
that board is wider than it is tall, im thinkin 6 minutes

>>739585253

>>739586456
if the board got thinner as you cut but it doesnt, you are the retard

>>739584957
I knew a kid in high school who would keep chicken wings in his pocket. He'd break them out and eat during class

>>739579793
Damn Son, that made me lost completely

>>739586537
yeah it could be a triangle board

>>739585902
Fite mi irl

>>739581462
too soon

>>739585253
fucker

>>739585253
Motherfucker

>>739585253
Grrr...

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>>739581078

>>739578406
discord > skype

>>739586939
and being faggot < not being faggot

>>739586503
Eh, I saw it here. The autist in me is always annoyed seeing these images without the appropriate captions.

>>739586537
shes working twice 3.3333 times as fast, the board isnt geting thinner.... lol

>>739585825
holy shit

>>739584985
This is still incorrect as the length of the cuts are not given. Without that information it's proper to assume the cuts are the same size as it's the simplest answer.

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>>739585902

>>739587007
being faggot < doing faggot

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>>739579793
>>739579831

>>739583449
Seig heil, newfag!

>>739580713
Didn't know that Franku has that much influence in Japan

>>739585253
b8

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words

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>>739587227

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>>739587340

>>739587201
doing a faggot = being a faggot, faggot

>>739586939
teamspeak > discord

>>739585253
kekd

>>739587359
>back is perfectly straight and parallel with the table at all times
>parallel with the table

is this some kind of vertical table? or is the chad hovering over the table like some kind of planking alien?

>>739584510
this unironically made me laugh

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>>739587359
>back is perfectly straight
>parallel with the table

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>>739587557

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>>739586382
>>739579134
>>739578379

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>>739587652
dude are you fucking serious?

>>739587337
Keep fish throw nigger back

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>>739587652
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orthogonality
here you go retard

>>739587735
what? his back is parallel to the table
it doesn't specify what part of the table

>>739585253
...

>>739585757
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD EUROCUCK! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR AMERICANS ONLY FUCKO! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS BANNING ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!

>>739587772
the fish cannot pick the cotton dude
make no grave mistakes!

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>>739578349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGgxQUg3-1c

>>739587817
> country's
yup. definitely amerifat.

>>739579432
I dont understand, dont they have closets in school ?
is it an african meme ?

>>739585843
god fucking damnit

>>739580713
I looked it up, and apparently that phrase on the right is an actual thing.

電気アンマ (denki anma) - Japanese for "electric massage", it is a BDSM technique where a woman steps on a man's penis and testicles simultaneously and adds vibration.

>>739580442
confirmed not wavy

>>739583621
>implying jews are people

kekosa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcN1CoU9-CA

>>739579134
I kekked so goddamn hard

>>739584849
Dont forget on the German one
-gets fucked by Muslim eagles

>>739583973
That's the...

I was going to say "joke", but couldn't go thru with it. It's just stupid.

>>739585825
Lost

>>739585253
Bitch

>>739585150
The exact moment I looked at the spiral part of the photo the song Spiral by Nujabes came on during spotify shuffle.

>>739588314
please kill yourself
Please.

>>739588375
I didn't reply to the dogs so she is going to die anyways.

>>739579756
PLEASE WHEN

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>>739585150
this made me actually lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7bBqVLrdGM

>>739582103
>>739585142
>>739586076

That joke was shit but actually, Tim Minchin is one of the greatest comedians of our era, he just does better in song and damn can he compose

>>739585253
Shit

>>739585392
was thinking the same thing, glad im not the only one

>>739585825
What was the good news?

>>739579793
>>739579831
Lmfaoo

>>739579756
the dream

>>739586262
i know how could he have said something so mean to mccain

if you folded the board you cud cut it in 3 with one cut so 10 minute

>>739585253
Mofuckka

>>739585825
Kek

>>739588711
The miscarriage

>>739588493
>I stole this laptop.jpg
kek

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>>739588783
I see what ya did there

>>739588399
Keklol

>>739588823
It's a board, not a piece of cloth.

>>739579593
Good old times, thanks, anon.

>>739588986
card board.

>>739580462
I don't get it.. She has art on her wall.. She's an artist..

>>739586334
well, if you look at the picture, you'll see that the saw has no teeth.

Not only is Marie a "lil baby bitch" she's also fucking retarded trying to cut anything with that saw.

>>739585843
Brilliant

>>739585253
fuck u

>>739588314
I'm done with this thread.

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>>739584994
kek

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>>739580279
BONEr

>>739589228
That's why it takes ten minutes, idiot.

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>>739585253

I play IMMUNITY DOG!

Suck it bitch

>>739588314
'oiblj buogobjk/ nvugiytfhkvn

>>739583648
i don't get it

>>739585555
Oh god how I've missed you /b/!

>>739588314
fucker

>>739579962
Holy shit. Made me lose at work

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>>739578349

>>739578503
chuckled sensibly

>>739586132
you fell for it, did ya?

>>739585253
Nigger

Holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne Frank-ly, they're pretty messed up

>>739585253
Fuk u

>>739583870
"It took Marie 10 minutes to saw a board into 2 pieces. If she works just as fast, how long will it take he to saw another board into 3 pieces?"

Since the dimensions of the boards and the length of the cuts are not given there can never be an 'correct' answer only faggity speculation.

>>739585253
k

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>>739585014

>>739583870
USA! USA! USA!

>>739588314
Δγηγδχφγ ημχ φψ

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>>739589892
Somebody mention Anne?

>>739588314
k

>>739588314
Fuk u

>>739589980
see >>739587153

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Also, check my trips

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>>739585241
Jesus Christ

>>739587876
The apostrophe shows possession. It's 100% correct you mong.

Never knew linkin park's lead singer's name until he died

>>739590716

yeah RIP Fred.

>>739590191
More like this pls!

>>739583870
this is so dumb

>>739590204
say what you want about anne frank but her diary made the jews a lot of money, her family even has their own fund in switzerland to dodge taxes