/b/ guess the game thread. Here we describe a game poorly and

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>>739565514
Bump

>>739566179
lol

>You collect pieces of a puzzle.
>You don't solve any crimes.

>Kill religious extremists.
>Kick ass guitar riffs.

>>739567476
Come on surely someone can get this?

>>739567476
Doom?

>>739568614
You're actually pretty close.

>>739565514
Time travel.

Let me unplug my P1 controller and plug it back at the P2 slot

>>739568745
Nope.

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>>739565514

>dude does evil shit
>dude decides to not do evil shit
>dude redeems self
>dude saves world from giant space flea from nowhere

>>739567476
douk nookem

>>739565514
Wolfeinstein?

>fuck dude my girl got stolen
>ok lets go to space

>>739570300
nope
>>739570410
nope

>>739570548
Super Mario Galaxy?

>>739567476
muslim massacre

Starwars Knights of The Old Republic?

>>739570870
No. The guy who guessed Doom is still the closest.

>>739571282
Nope still not it.

OP here adding to the original question.

>Good team yellow
>Bad team red

>>739566657
Banjo Kazooie!

>>739571514
EXCELLENT! FINALLY SOMEONE GETS ONE!

>get massive pile of meat
>turn meat into people
>use people as slaves to harvest more meat
>why are all these buildings fucking tiny compared to the people

>>739571650
Starcraft?

>>739567476
halo?

>>739571829
This this this.

>Fucking robots
>Oops now am robot
>Didn't ask for this

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>>739571829
>>739571943
YES! FUCKING FINALLY! Good job m8.

>>>739571829
i guess that works, but i was thinkin classic 2d 3d shooter style

>>739572328
Lol meme. Deus Ex human revolution.

>>739572383
Nope, it was halo.

>>739570637
correct

>>739565514

Command & Conquer

>>739572408
Good jorb

>get shit from the guy across from you
>a lot of demons
>copy/paste caves

>>739572649
Not a strategy game.

>>739572939
Command & Conquer©:Renegade™

>>739573165
Fucking really m8

>>739569258
Metal Gear solid fighting the guy who reads minds

>>739573165
>>739573421
No he's actually right. GG m8.

>lol waifus

>>739573888
damn trips!

Sengran Akura?
Fire Emblem?
Hunnipop?

Nigger ninja

>>739573931
Yes
:^)

>>739574038
kek

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guess this niggas

>>739569938
Sonic adventure?

>>739574604
Commandos

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>>739574773
yup

>>739567476
Brütal Legend

>>739575019
It's already been answered it's Halo.

>>739571650
Popolus

>Impossibly perfect looking women
>Your mum may have fucked a cat

>>739575154
I don't know what it is but I really want to know now.

>>739575154
DOA?

>oh look it's silent me
>we're going through a bunch of levels we've already been in and fighting a bunch of bosses we've already fought because we're original
>time itself is fucked
>we saved it by flying into the time monster though

>>739575425
Destiny?

>>739565514
quote: " You sucked my cock, HUH !?"

>>739568700
you faggot, halo is fucking isnt close

>>739573622
Psycho Mantis

>>739575568
big beefy space marines kill shit in a first person perspective. HOW IS THAT NOT CLOSE?!

>im gay

>don't have any money left for this level
>this rocket could be useful but it's expensive af
>need to find another way to do this

3 wrong answers and I'll post a hint

>Wake up in jail
>be spooky skeleton
>kill a bunch of dudes
>go really down then go high up
>is hard

>>739576067
Sounds like gta online.

>>739576192
Drak sools

>>739576379
Yup

>>739571493
Pokemans

Mgs solid cox https://youtu.be/ZrAfMDAqzLg

>>739576544
Wut

>>739575154
Nekopara?

>>739576209
Nope it's an old game. Like 10 years old. Ok fuck it more hints
>well if I want to roll to that circle I need momentum and some metal plates
>come on how long do I have to be in this circle to checkpoint

>>739576808
My last guess is going to be Banjo Kazooie nuts and bolts. Other wise I have no idea.

>>739575522
Noone ?

>lose your voice
>hum songs anyway
>dedicated button for sword tricks

>>739575765
in that case it could be alien colonial marines you faggot fuck

>>739577238
THE POINT OF THE FUCKING THREAD IS THAT IT'S DESCRIBED POORLY ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?!

>a big, man-made people cave
>wear blue suits
>ran out of water

>>739569938
force unleashed?

the thread is dying.
Live damn you, live!!!!!!!!

>alien power city
>alien go crazy
>take fathers vacuum gun

>includes all the famous space battles
>glow stick that hurt people

>>739577945
fallout

>>739578439
Nobody's gonna get this

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>>739576937
No it's Armadillo Run

>>739578439
destroy all humans?

>>739578476
Star Wars Battlefront 2

>>739578483
true! kudos

>>739578536
nope

>>739578550
Yes!
Nice!

>>739572872
oblivion

>>739578439
mass effect?

>>739578680
thats gotta be it!

>small child runs away from home to capture animals and harm them
>old man fucks his mom
>fish=dragon worm?!

>Call
>Check
>Fold

>>739578728
pokemon

>>739578735
UNO!

>>739578690
nope
Here's a hint
>It was a Wii game

>>739575425
>i want to say prince of persia warrior within

>>739578735
video poker

>>739578680
yup

>>739578758
nnooooooooooo

>>739578781
No

>>739578830
texas holdum? nah thats stupid

>college kids in a house
>old indians want to kill everyone
>the brother did it

>ancestor forced you to go to war against 80s monster movies

>>739578735
poker night

>>739578863
it was poker night but close enough

>>739578905
monsters university

>>739578940
no

>>739578910
monsters university

>>739574604
Comin'
Comin' over
OIM COMIN'

>>739565514
>Four onions fall into a hole to become Magic Onions
>they set off and fight the darkness D&D style
>apparently the remake isn't even a remake and it's just a new game that uses an older games story

>>739578994
not even close

>kid fights big insects with magic sword
>a lot of dialogue didn't read
>spooky forest boss!
>good soundtrack

>Treasure hunter dude
>get hired by rich dude to open treasure place
>Oh wait he was just using you to kill people

>>739579112
Sub plot of Final Fantasy 6?

>>739565514
Nameless Dude breaks out of prison
to become a King in the End

>>739578785
i think this is too hard

>>739579043
>ff3 or 4?

>>739579043
disney's the magic gourd

>>739579184
nope

>oof

>>739579201
FF3 yes

>>739579205
nope see >>739579201

>>739579188
skyrim?

>Orange animal
>hired by old man to kill bugs

>>739579188
gothic series

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>>739579330
got it my nigger

>elite soldiers
>blow up big circle
>fight lizards
>save big hairy
>rip sniper

>>739577010
Transistor

>Get killed
>Lol naw u can't die
>Kill green people
>Try to break curse
>Just let me die
>stop running

>Dude in Green
>Trying to snatch some Triangles

>>739579471
every zelda game

>here's is an bloche
>berake it and pick up
>be 5-13 yerz old
>make gud yowtub contint?

>>739579452
Shadow of mordor

>This game is so hard, even getting to play multiplayer is a challenge

>Start work
>Cutie comes walking through
>Seriously a 10/10
>Check her paperwork
>She's local, jackpot
>Everything seems to be in or-
>w-wait... this says you are a male
>"why do you ask?"
> Y-you have been selected for a random search, please remove all clothes and face the camera
>Pics come in
>immediately see a huge dick
> Passport approved
>Glory to Arstotzka
>Cry myself to sleep that night as family freezes to death

>pink kid
>cry on people
>Kill mom and crawl into her vagina
>Kill yourself
>Kill your dead body
>Kill Satan
>Kill yourself again

>>739571433

Hexen?

>>739579445
yeah mang

>>739579452
shadows of mordor
dark souls

>>739579551
Fuck, gg

>>739579515
I guess that was to fucken easy

>>739579554
>Glory to Arstotzka
>giveaway
papers pls

>>739579554
papers please

>>739579554
payyypurz pleaayse

>>739579554
Papers Please

>>739579554
Papers, please.
2 e-z

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>Brown haired white male with beard and brown/beige colour scheme
>tfw u lose ur qt asian space-gf
>tfw Billy is actually in this
>Evil barney is killed

>>739579572
Binding of Isaac

>>739579579
Is mordor

>>739579637
half life 2?

>>739579652
Yup

>>739579572
Binding of Isaac

>>739571650
AoE

>3 peeps
>build shit in the day
>scavenge at night
>oh fuck girl gets raped
>i cry
>we all cry
>no food
>no sleep
>ded

>>739579637
öhm...mass effect?

>>739579676
Correct

>>739579554
Papers plz

>>739571829
C&C tiberium series?

>>739579669
Nope.
>>739579692
And nope.

>>739567476
ah fuck... meant this post...

C&C - tiberium series?

>>739579687
This war of Mine

>>739579758
lol your first reply was to the correct answer m8

>fall down
>mean flower
>big titted krampus here to take you in
>skinny waluigi and eskimo, like traps (gay)
>fish bitch is mad
>big papa krampus fight
>photoshop flower fight

>>739567476
wolfenstein 3d

is everyone else fucking retarded?

>>739579774
nice 'tis

>Build factory
>Make soup
>Make factory bigger
>Make more soup

>goycraft

>>739579810
UnderMeme

>>739579828
soup tycoon two, electric boogaloo

>>739579810
Undertale. Gay and too easy

>>739579821
Lmao it was answered, its halo dipshit

>>739579828
Vietnam Vietnam Universe

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>>739579861
yep

>>739579797
thought halo was about aliens...

> Be a mountain range
> Commiting genocide on a religious hate groupe
> Fighting zombies
> Your best friend is a voice in your head
Need some serious culture for this one tho

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>>739579821
>>739579889

>>739579828
>>739579913
nom nom galaxy

>>739579828
tropico

>>739579956
Wow that was fast

>>739579889
>halo
>religious extremists

are you actually retarded or what kid

>>739579637
dead space or some shit?

>>739579946
Dang, thats a hard one!
is it an RPG mate?

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>>739579949

>Kill lots of monsters
>Sexy doll
>Old guy in wheelchair

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>>739580086
Rowing back real fast there nigga

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>>7395800

>>739580030
I didn't answer to it or make it dumb Fuck, but that's what the anon said it was, go read it shit for brains

>>739565514
is it the game where he says "SO YA LIKE CHOPPER, HUH?"

>>739579946
I mean in game culture

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>>739580063
Try again my negro.

>>739580112
killer 7?
silent hill downpour?

>>739565514
is it the OP staying in the closet with his fucking parents game??

because you'er a massive faggot

>>739580030
so the fact that covenant worship the forerunners and believe the halo rings as holy objects and use it as a reason to wage a holy war on humans is not religious extremism?

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>>739580130
Speak English

>>739580112
Dark Souls

>Purple shit killed everything
>menu can change the color
>go to different planets with purple shit
>find shield keys
>CUSTOM MAPS?!?!
>vagina map oozing purple shit while you spray it with white shit

>>739577526
You described doom, you faggot shit, kysf

>>739580231
No

>>739580076
Nope

>Jump around
>Crush people with sky robots
>Explode

>>739567476
Thought it was MW2 tbh

>>739580364
titanfall

>>739580454
HA, but unfortunately the MW2 riffs were subpar

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>>739580525
No it was titanfall 2 retard smh

>>739580293
splatoon

>>739579516
mine creft

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>>739580242

>>739580612
nope

>>739579553
San Andreas

>>739580292
>sexy doll
>dark souls

Bitch it's totally Bloodborne

>>739580292
Close, very close

>>739580348
gimme one more hint?

>>739580761
i was gonna guess that

>Casual online game
>Spent way too much time on this when it came out

>The main character is your father
>You don't do anything on your own in the plot

>>739580909
CRASH BASH

>>739580960
Would you kindly?

>>739580960
my real life

>>739580980
Nope

>>739580761
Yeah you got it

>>739580896
World of Warcraft

>>739580960
final fantasy 10

>>739580960
Fallout 3

>>739580896
how do you actually expect us to guess with this? Are you retarded?

>>739580960
why is there so many games under this desc.?

>>739565514

Just tell us already op

>>739570548
Saints Row 4

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>Kill everyone but the master race.

>>739581077
DING DING DING

>>739581065
That was really quick.

>>739580896
runescape

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>either your entire family dies, your friend gets you in trouble, you get poisoned, you almost get raped, your brother gets you in trouble or you kill a crime boss
>congrats, now the game actually starts

>>739580872
> Swimming is too dangerous for ya
There's a 99% chance you've played it/heard of it tho

>>739581222
what do you mean "you dont do anything on your own"?
you do every single task until you meet the dickhead again
then he dies real fucking quick
>has to be the main character

>bad guy gets defeated
>Even badder bad guy attacks
>Bad guys join forces with good guys
>Uncover a secret sex slave kidnapping ring
>Save the world, for now.

>>739581301
Dragon age origins

>>739581357
damn! I am thinking and researching here like a fucking ape!
there are way to many games out there where i cannot swim.
is it an older game?

>>739581417
The whole plot is about picking up where he left off and finding him. You literally do nothing that isn't about "Daddy" in the main plot.

>good luck passing the test on the first few tries.
>niggers yell at you when you fuck up.

>ayys abduct people
>poodle skirt

>>739579946
Deadly premonition?

Killing floor?

Evil within?

>>739579946
Resident Evil 4?

>>739581569
that I do know. But that does not make him the Main character. This is like saying Zelda is the Main character in almost Zelda game or fucking princess Peach in every Super Mario Game

>>739581667
Destroy all humans

>>739581745
thats what i thought too
but what is the fucking voice in his head?