So /b you are all well known for your brutal honesty so I ask

Shave your pretty face.
We like big beard or nothing.

>>739558394
You need to post pictures that look like someone else took them and maybe one selfie, preferably one where you smile. Post your bio on tinder also so i can comment on it

>>739558766

Either grow that into a full goatee or shave it, the way it is now just looks immature.

>>739558394
From the way you're looking and how the sun is glaring in your eyes it kind of makes you look like you're retarded. Like there's something wrong with your eye structure. Probably just an illusion caused by the light glare, but that's my impression at least.

>>739559097
That's as far as it gets before it looks like pubes but I fear that I have too much of a baby face without it. I'll give it a shot

Put money in the picture, not literally but if you own something expensive make it part of the background. Women like money, they don't care what you look like, ask literally any rich dude.

>>739559181
Haha shit. I thought that was one of my better pictures too.

>>739558680
Truth?

>>739559319
I mean tbh the picture does look really nice, it's just the light glare in your eyes and something with the angle. Not quite sure how to put it.

>>739559467
I get what you're saying. My face isn't semetrical so that adds to it probably

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>>739559154
You need to act more aloof in your bio and not give the full 101 on yourself. Be a little mysterious and cool, kno what im saying? Pic related are my matches. I get 10 new on a slow week. My bio is simply "slow in chat but fun irl / 185 cm". Bitches wanna know how tall you are. Try to make your bio something that will lead you to be able to naturally set up a date like "i can do the horizontal tango in my luxury hoovercraft" obviously not that but you catch my drift.

>>739559154
You're a good looking dude but I'd suggest getting rid of your job, and the info about your gut and being a metalhead.

No offence, but this may put some girls off

>>739559684
These are the things I never learned as a teenager. Good tips man thanks.

>>739559684
Also swipe right on everyone and weed out the bad ones afterwards. This will boost your ego and make you realise that you are not too bad for everyone

>>739558766
In my view the best tinder photo combo would be
> 1 x selfie for what you look like
>1 x picture of yourself doing something cool like on holiday or some shit so they can tell you are interesting and do shit
>1 x picture of you with friends (preferably some women in the photo) so that it looks like you have a social life and are not some weirdo

>>739559802
Full transparency off the hop is detrimental I'm starting to realize from this thread. Lol

>>739559929
Well I have a photo of me shooting pool, but I'm the only one in it. Haha. Good tips though thanks.

>>739559929
I have no ftiends and i do no activities but i still get loads of matches (thusly no such pictures). I don't think I'm particularly good looking or photogenic either. I think it boils down to seeming cool and mysterious.

>>739560021
ABsolutely, make them laugh, dont put shit for actual information.You can get to that stuff while talking, or never. They dont wanna be bored reading thru your biography

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>>739558394
That facial hair looks awful on you, and so does the hair

If you want to have facial hair at all, either have moderate stubble or a well-trimmed Gordon Freeman style-goatee with some additional stubble left over on the sides

Then stop doing your hair like that, let it grow out very slightly more than what you have now and keep it messy, as opposed to what you have now which doesn't work at all. Something like pic related.

Wear collared shirts as well, you need to dress like an adult. Wear either chinos or a nice pair of jeans or else no girl will take you seriously.

None of this will ever work unless you stop being a beta bitch though, man up boyo.

>>739558680
also, don't listen to this post, it's utter horse shit.

Growing up I had no friends and lived inside my own head. I lived in an abusive home void of love and affection. I cast my emotions aside and solely used logic and reasoning to survive. Trying to alure the opposite sex into a relationship to me is the same concept as hiring an employee. Read over their likes and dislikes, find compatibility and engage in a probationary period.

So you guys can imagine how hard this shit is for me, I was expecting some rough truths but all of you have been most helpful. Thank you.

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All this being said op and despite my formula for success, if you don't have game it won't lead anywhere. I've got only 2 dates from tinder and one was pure luck from me being high on xannys and writing my heart out to a girl. Since then i met up with a trashy punk girl and after that nothing. I write them stupid shit like "im a virgin" or "i was gay but seeing you made me straight" because i'm le epic troler xd

>>739560897
Ya welcome mate

>>739558394
There's nothing wrong with you bro, you can be a solid 8/10, and thats far more than what we can say for the average person here.
Just make your profile a bit more friendly, your pic is nice but put one smiling if you can, a smile can change a lot of things for good.
Delete/change the things that may look negative, when people see your profile they look for good things.
Delete that sarcastic thing, they dont need/want to know that
Change the beer thing for "i like my beers cold" or something like that, forget about the other part.
Try changing the weather thing for "i love hot weather" (avoid looking negative everytime you can)
Just keep trying.

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>>739560891
This is my most recent picture. Yesterday. I was pissed off trying to fix my truck. Bad look for me style wise?

>>739561335
Yea pics like these are good. You look confident and honestly resemble wolverine a bit. Bitches love hugh jackman

>>739560897
i was like that, exactly, then I started smoking a lot of weed and realized bitches are just bitches, you gotta just talk to them like you're best friends and talk about information and shit when they bring it up

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Hey dude there's a board specific for this type of post. Go check it out. You'll get the kinda gay shit you're looking for. Leave /b/ for the traps and the trolls

> also fuck you and your mama

>>739561128
Girls are like maths
There are some universal rules that aply to everyone but the same formula cant work on everything

>>739558394
you look sad
look happy
be happy
you are actually really good looking, no homo

>>739560313
nah man.

I just lost a better reply I wrote so here's a shorter version.
-shave. your looks are good actually. blue eyes are a plus
-look fun and dynamic not gloomy and mysterious
-playing guitar is a plus...metal might be weird for some people
-pics pics pics. your current looks like a mugshot. you need to be smiling and preferably doing something. You need one where you're having a good time with people. You need one where you're traveling. You need one where you're doing some sort of fun activity (could be playing guitar or sports or something like that).
-even family pics can be cute. Remember. A man who doesn't spend time with his family isn't a real man. Godfather. Affection with family is sort of key with these. Like you can see you love them.
-try to dress a bit better. ...it's not bad just... utilitarian looking from what I can see. Go for classic but bold.
-instead of beers say beers are great but on a patio is better... something like that. Girls profiles are all about patios and travel and friends and family and going out and doing stuff. Try to bring out more of that in your blurb.

>>739561745
You're not replying to OP.

This is who you're talking to

>>739561335
You'd still look better with a full & well-trimmed goatee, hair is alright but could still potentially be better. Shirt is good as well.

>>739561912
Fuck i haven't slept in forever and im a fumbly idiot right now. This is me >>739559684

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Updated profile write up. Too point form or alright?

>>739561965
My facial hair growing skills are weak. I guess if you can't grow a beard don't try to grow a beard right? Lol

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Anon here. I use pof and got about 12 chicks in two months on an off using it. Your pics are eh. You dont have to come off as masculine. Trust me. Chicks like guys who act like boyfriends, but ditch em when you want. Its easy. But yeah smiling would help, less greasy but showing off figure helps too. Just don't come off as a dick in the firdt mesg. Met my current gf on pof as well.

My bio is, help me write a breakup album, is that too pessimistic?

>>739561335
>>739561483
Dont listen to this fag
You dont look like some kind of wolverine, you look like if you were angry and pissed with life, bitches want to have fun and a guy that gives them a good time and you dont picture yourself like that kind of guy

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>>739559154
>metalhead
>anthem is a song by sia

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>>739562046
This is much better. Good on you anon

>>739562326
That wasn't a profile pic that was a Facebook upload. Just used it as an example of what I look like currently. I would never used that on a profile lol

>>739562370
If the song doesn't consist of growling/screaming like a retard, which it doesn't (because I literally just checked), it's perfectly fine

>>739559684
not a fan of brining up your height. it's fucking cringey and needy. if girls care about height you should tell them to fuck off, we aren't hunter-gatherers, height doesn't mean shit.

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>>739562326
>WTF

Watches at 0 $??

>>739561335
you look like a boring person...

>>739562370
Spotify can't handle my metal needs so I use it for other music. Also sia is the shit

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>>739562503
Confirmed manlet

>>739562549
That's a fair assesment.

>>739562046
You'll be drowning in pussy.
Good photo, good bio.

>>739559154
>gut

take that out

>>739561912
oops....well I meant OP. new profile is better. Height is a plus as well.

pic sort of makes you look like a guy who hangs out in seedy pool halls tho.

point form... I don't know. it looks like a list with all the I's. but it sounds better overall.

>>739562745
Is it seriously this simple? That's all I have to do? Fuck was I ever overthinking this.

>>739561335
Your eyes are a little too far apart. That's all it takes, my friend.

>>739558394
smile dude, get better lighting so it is not bouncing off your eyes, and seduce the camera by looking directly into it. Right now you look like a psychopath.

>>739562046
Ack! new pic! you look like shia lebouf in that pose

>>739562997
Well we don't want them to find that out too soon now do we...

>>739562997
agree... honestly i thin people have really bad teeth with they dont post a pic where they are smiling

>>739562503
5 foot 4 manlet detected & triggered

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>>739563069
>Well we don't want them to find that out too soon now do we...

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This is the last pic on my profile. I went for a more modern hair style attempt and cleaned up the facial hair. Better this way?

>>739563217

5'5" midget spotted

>>739563069
The OP probably doesn't even know he has the makings of a psycho killer. I see it in his eyes.
see here >>739561335

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>>739563311

>>739563311
post your cock... im curious

>>739563490
Lmao yeah photobomed by an old dude in an Asian restaurant

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>>739563501
If you insist

Your a good looking guy..but I would go for full beard rather than goaties. .goaties are yuck

someone tweak his pic in photoshop to help him out

>>739563773
Can't grow a full goatee.

>>739563763
Include in tinder profile

>>739563311
sad face/10
would facefuck you... not even once...

grow up you cunt...
are you a macho or not?

>>739563899
You get banned from that shit don't you? Lol

>>739563899
winrawr

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>>739558394
bro youll be fine..
you look fine..
theres a girl out there for you..
dont worry so much about it..
imo if you dont have time to go out any ways
you dont have time for a relationship..
take some time to yourself and chill
save some money
find greater importance in yourself
learn to love yourself
be happy genuinely
and then after youve got that goin loose one of those jobs
maybe both
and find something worth the pay

and then consider a girl
tbh
take care of yourself a lil better
be happier with who you are
it will come your way 'when you least expect it

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>>739563311
You should try the Mat Hummels look

>>739564057
No it's commonplace for guys to do it. Also dubs demand it

>>739562895
Yeah more or less
You still say what you wanted to say but with less words, thats good.
And no homo you look good in your pic and looks like your a chill person that knows how to have fun.
Saddly your profile is the 50% of the work, the other 50% are your talking skills and i cant help you with that since im boring and awkward as fuck.
Just talk to people, talk with as many girls as you can so you can practice and learn what to say, what not to say, etc. it was incredibly hard for me at first but it gets easier with time.
You already have half the work done, go get em.

>>739563841
Try monoxidil

>>739563922
No not really... The idea of being an alpha or a beta seems unnecessary to me. To me alphas just seem like big dumb assholes who try to prove they're better than everyone instead of being a real person. Betas are just sad they aren't alphas.

>>739563311
I like this one actually.

>>739561335
as for clothes OP it's something you gotta kind of figure out for yourself. But see if you can aim for something like this. I'm pretty sure you could pull it off. no more polyester. You got a good figure for something like a fitted shirt. slim pants might work well too. Just try to imagine if ryan gosling would wear it. You don't have to go preppy. But go for sophisticated. dark colors seem to work well for you. just go for subdued and classic. over here we have discount stores where you can buy cheap designer shit. I think TJ max in the us is similar. Always try stuff on and if it looks good it is good. also you might do well with a black v neck shirt. Not those super deep v's though. don't be a douche...
but yeah hair looks good, looks are good. nice smile I think in this one. I'd use this as the first one. But seriously get some with other people. Like even a work BBQ or something like that'd work.

>>739563841
You're fucked then..nah jokes just trim it down a bit then

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>>739558394
Close enough