Dubs decides my first message to prince charming.

>>739557236
Text "Fuck off"

"Hey im only 15..."

>>739557236send me a Dick pic!

>>739557301
Only for for dubs

>>739557405
reroll only once

>>739557371
Reroollllllinnnn

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>739557236
My penis only fell off yesterday.

>>739557236
Picture of your tits. Post them here too

>>739557371
He was like 50

You. Me. Dumpster. Behind sushi place. 20 minutes.

>>739557236
Send tits and pussy then text him saying you're 14.

>>739557549
Reroll.

But are you pretty? You know the rules. Pop em out.

Text "Are you into scat porn?"

>>739557549
This

>>739557589
Roll for this

My gender reassignment doctor thinks so too

>>739557617
Ew no. I had a chick ask me to shit on her chest. Threw that crazy bitch out seconds later.

>>739557615
this

>>739557589
Rolling for this

Is it weird that i fantasize your dog fucking me

hey :)

I have a femenine penis

"Happy Aurora anniversary!"

>>739557835
This is a good one

say this "i am actually blowfly girl"

Ill fuck you for 2 dollars but you have to suck my femenine cock afterwards

>>739557829
This

>>739557920
Reroll

Text "hey"

>>739557371
rolling for this

>>739557236
demand launch codes for sex

>>739557549
again

>>739557615
This is the only answer.

>>739558008
Brilliant

"Is the letter`T` really the only one you know how to capitalize?"

who are you again?
i have aids

>>739557615
Again

>>739557236
There was pubes in your spicy tuna

>>739557549
and again

>>739557615
do it

Me sucky fucky love you long time.

Thanks! What's your name?

You were quite the gentleman and dare i say very handsome. But unfortunately i have a girlfriend. Ill text you again if we ever need a dick to play with. ;)

>>739557549
Aaaand again

>>739557615
Rolling

i take bbc only

>>739558116

>>739557236
Holy shit. In live in Legacy Heights right behind the CarMax. I've eaten at Sushi Yume. It sucks.

I have nothing else to contribute.

>>739557615
roll

>>739557829
Reroll

>>739557615
You don't know the rules tho... newfag

>>739557615
Rolling for this

>>739557549
One more time

>>739558116
rerolling

>>739558155
Faggot

>>739558155
Winrar.

>>739558116
rerererolling

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>>739558155
wasted dubs
fucking faggot

>>739558155
Well you just did

>>739557615
Do it

>>739557236
Hi, you left me a note on a receipt at the restaurant today. Let's get this over with. You show me yours and I'll show you mine.

>>739558200
Double faggot.

>>739558134
Reroll for better win

ayy nigga u wanna cum ova 'n succ on my chicken nuggies?

I want you to sling your spicy mustard on my back

>>739557236
send him a dick pic
I have

>>739558155
Moron.

>>739558008
roll

>>739558200
FAGGOT

>>739558155
Fuck I'll deliver. Don't let the thread die

>>739557615
Rules are rules. Do it OP

>>739558155
WINNAR

Wanna see my dick?

>>739558155
Say it. Dubs has spoken!

>>739558200
Lmao

>>739558288
winrar

>>739557549
Once more.

>>739557549
Rolling

>>739558134
Roll for better win

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>>739557615

>>739558399
Slightly better dubs here

>>739558155
>what a waste!
>nice dubs

>>739558478
You glorious bastard.

>>739558134
This but add
>jk
At the beginning

>>739558478
And so it begins.

>>739558599
Winnar

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>>739558155
WINRAR

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>>739558478

>>739558599
First dubs after text sent. Send it fgt

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>>739558533

>>739558599
Win #2

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Suck my nuts

>>739558200
>muh pedo reveal
>muh fake out lesbian reveal
>muh tits reveal
>I wanted these instead of this you faget ;_;
kys

>>739558478
you forgot
>>739558200
>Faggot
and >>739558255
>send him a dick pic
>I have
and >>739558288
>Rules are rules. Do it OP
and >>739558399
>>>739557549
>My penis only fell off yesterday.

Actually, last time I ate there, I wound up with a raging yeast infection.

>>739558812
Now:
Me sucky fucky rove you rong time.

>>739558946
fff, rerolling for that.

>>739558599
Do it op

>>739557236 Ask him:
Are you a sub?

then get ready to send him strap-on pegging pics

>>739558812
send pic of the receipt
tell him
>you said I was pretty

>>739558812
It's the girl from Sushi Yumi. I have some raw salmon on my front bum with your name on it.

>>739557236
prank it

Don't get me wrong but I only date girls half your age.

>>739558822
WINRAR

>>739558997
reroll

>>739558812
This is the future keymaster of your chastity cage. Let's lock up that weiner homeboy.

>>739559056
roll

>>739557551

OP did not assert gender, so cannot qualify as attention whoring. OP could be Dracula.

you left me your number at the sushi place and i want you to fuck my ass and cum in my mouth

>>739559206
Rolling for this

>>739558599
Dubs get

Fake thread is fake.
Myself and countless other canons have been spamming the number. He wouldn't react so casually

Sorry, that was for my mom,
You gave me your number at that place that one time?!

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>>739558822
Winner

I thought I'd be funny, you left me your number on a receipt calling me pretty? Just wanted to meet up.

I need your dick in my boipussi now! meet me at the CarMax

good thread

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>>739559333

>>739557236
The gal from Sushi Yume, you gave me yar number because you thought I was smexi, remembar me?

>>739559333
Haha it's not fake dude, but prepare to be a part of it

>>739559553
kek

the rest of my shift I've been thinking about you calling me pretty and it made me so hard my dick almost broke the tape. I wanna fuck you now!

sorry, is this my fb or a text?

>>739559761
Hold this thread as I walk away.

I LIKE TO EAT SHIT AND DRINK CUM!

>>739559828
reroll

>>739559553
I'm that cute girl you gave your number to, want to come over and play with my feminine penis?

>>739559881
(oh c'mon)
reroll

>>739559887
offbyone rereroll

>>739559761
Please don't block me! I'm looking for a relationship with a good guy, but I put up a tsundere front with cute boys I like.

>>739557236
You want fried or steamed rice with that sweeeetty?

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I'm not op but I texted the number...

He seems to know who I am. Lol

>>739559957
Roll

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>>739559933
>triple dubs

>>739560017
This is op, go nuts and post it

reply that you r real girl and not to believe faker

Hey I'm the girl you gave your number to, I'm 16 and my mommy called the police.

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You just have bigger penis than my last ex - he big porn star in Korea with giant Korean penis!

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>>739560132
Alright I will

>>739560017
Ask him if he is interested in a daddy/daughter relationship as you are lonely

>>739560017
tell him this: "Just so I know you're really you, describe what I look like"

>>739560249
roll

*grabs some prawn crackers*

>>739560237
Did someone tell you to "suck my nuts"? If so, what number did they text you from?

>>739560237
Dis gettin good. /b/ strikes again.
Op since you wasted half a thread show us some boobs.

>>739560367
ROLL

Prankdial dot com

>>739560367
OP right now
>NO! How the fuck do I delete this thread?!

>>739560237
Kek

>>739560237
Bump

>>739560433
This is op
Fuck you

Well played

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Not op.. still texting

I may have fucked up

>>739560237
Sorry I told my friends how hot you were and they grabbed your number while I wasn't looking ..

>>739560582
God fucking damn it dude

>>739560582
wtf, nigger have you been drinking?

>>739560582
>rester aunt
kek

Rolling for: My fee is $300/h and i get to cum in your ass

>>739560582
you fucking dumbshit lol

keep messenging tho

>>739560582
>>739560727
Rerolling but for: Anyway, my fee is $300/h and i get to cum in your ass

>>739560582
Ask him how big his egg roll is

>>739560825
Rereroll

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Don't worry he's dumb and bought it...


I'm not op so I'm not following rules. Dubs don't matter

>>739560886
>2 off of trips
Fuck me... Reroll again.

>>739560825
>Roll for this
Kek

>>739557236
lol I live like two blocks away from here, over down by The Ranch Reserve

I'm saving myself for marriage, but if you wanna fuck my ass I'd like that

>>739560931
do >>739560825

>>739560931
honestly anon just have a good convo and see if you can fall in love

>>739557236
Text him the same timestamped pic of your tits that you post in this thread

>>739561043
OP here, the guy is like 50

>>739561043
then ask him to pick you up after work tomorrow

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>>739561043
Did you forget that this is 4chan /b/?


He's not giving me Ops number

>>739561165
well i guess it ends here faggot, unless you have a pic of OP

If I don't see some OP tits soon, I'm abandoning thread.

>>739561303
Op please come through...
I don't want to be done messing with this guy... cause op sucked at it..

OP please dont fail us now

If you don't give me a pic of you op, I'm gonna link him to the 4chan thread...


Then you'll be fucked the next time he comes in to sushi yume

>>739561672
classy
*eats more prawn crackers*

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>>739561672

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OP you posted your job's adress, give us a pic to work with and save yourself the headache.

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>>739561672

Alright I'm doing it.

Your a dumbass op

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>>739561934

>>739561934
>Saved the Thumbnail...faggot

>>739557236
i liek u alot, anon

>>739562108
rolling for posterity

>>739561165
send him OPs original pic

>>739562193
not a bad idea

He may be coming to this thread any minute now...

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>>739560931
You magnificent bastard

Ugh sushi yume is trash, diarrhea every time.

>>739562502
Should of just went to pho88 right there on the corner

Well... I gave Prince charming the thread link...

Op is screwed... I just hope it doesn't come back to me..

rip

>>739562712
like that dumb faggot is gonna do anything

Hmm why is my phone number here? What is this website?

>>739562712
Op will just deny anything, rip thread and no nudes.

points for effort.

>>739562983

I don't buy it

>>739563046
Hey I tried... he stopped replying after I didn't send him a pic... I had to give up.

Op was a faggot

>>739562983
Hell

>>739562643
Nah, I'd rather go to Pho Bay on 120th and Fed.

>>739562983
it's the mysterious 4chin

How do i login

>>739560931
>"but I didn't catch the number"
Did you get the texts read to you over a fucking ham radio? you would have it in your phone, what kind of weak cover is that?

>>739562983
this aint the guy

>>739563292
Thanks Sherlock! You cracked the case

>>739563367
Cracking retort, Watson old chum

>>739562983
What a newfag

perhaps it was all a lie

>>739563151
you know, i wouldn't want to let you down by telling you i don't think you could have played him for longer. I realy did believed anon.

>>739562969
You never know...


He could be a police officer..
Then I'll have the party van parked Infrint if my house..

>>739563627
I started off playing it like normal...

The charade fell between when I said "have you been getting weird texts"
And
"What was the number"

He got really sus after that. He probably blocked me afte that.