Someone roll a 20 please

Okay.

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>>739472714
FAILURE

Here

>>739472686
Skald here rollin for that nat 20

>>739472686
ugh fine

>>739472686
K

>>739472686
im gonna cum

>>739472686
roll for initiative!

>>739472686
Here you go my friend

sprrrr

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>>739473344
>>739473388

sure

>>739472686
here you go

Berp

>>739472686
Twenty

>>739472686
not twenty

732949342

>>739475653
8675309

20m?

What we get?

>>739472686
roll

close enough

>>739476187
re-roll

very easy

What is bard reference to?

>>739476211
df rvvgrf

>>739476207
not enough god dammit

.;,!?

>>739476221
DAMMIT

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>>739476221

dwenty

Rolling with advantage here

>>739476274
trying again

REroll

>>739472686
here ya go

rolllio

trying

I throw the dice a the wall and it bounces back at and onto the table...

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>>739472686
Critical Hit?
ROLL INITIATIVE BITCH!
http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/739476233739476233

Totally a post with regular old blond haired blue eyed cuties

>>739476357
it falls into my lap after rolling off the table. I pick it up and toss it again...

>>739476221
Is it d&d?

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>>739476375

Bardic inspiration!

>>739473381
lol Nice I didn't see your post. I rolled a 14

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>>739476398

Jrjsjgksnf

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>>739476416

I have a +4 to hit.

I use my inspiration to re-roll.

>>739476484
Second dice, aaaaaaaand

Ok

Only gotta d10

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>>739476519

It's no big deal really, I do it all the time.

can i roll to seduce the bar maid

this is fucking stupid

Move over faggots, I got this

20

zip

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>>739476627
I'M LOSING MY FUCKING COOL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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20

zop

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>>739476666
Holy fuck

zeep

>>739476398
lol Did you like my TRUMP CARD!

That's more of a magic the gathering style but you catch my drift ROLL INITIATIVE BITCH!
Ok we are done with that I am swinging my hammer of cock at /b's mouth

Remember if you get 20 or below you gotta fondle my balls so i think you be fucked.

>>739476666
checked

>>739472686
Thats why I play palidin I carry thus bitch wgen team wipes

>>739476666
You really did lose your cool holy shit satan

>>739476221
FF14 Faggot

FUCKING HEL THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE GOD DAMN

ive never roled play before how do i do it

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shek em

>>739476792
SHIT DIC CUNT FART

I'm rolling with my rigged dice right now

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>>739476822
When will this suffering end?

zeap

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>>739476860
NOW

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>>739476888
DAMN IT I DON'T WANT TRIPS I WANT 20 PLEASE KEK IF YOU'RE REAL GIVE ME A 20

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Can't a guy get any rest down here?

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>>739476888
gimme those trips bitch

>>739476920
HOLY FUCK

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>>739476920
IT'S FINALLY OVER

>>739476920
you stole that 20 from gygax himself dude

>>739476920
kek is real... i knew it.

>>739476920
I guess kek is real then

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>>739476920
OH SHIT ITS HPPENING

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>>739476920

>>739476775
No, it's in reference to the Bards of older times. Literally, a bard in Skyrim is the closest to what a bard was back in medieval times, some fuck that sings in a pub for money.

Why does every twat think everything takes from either video games, cartoons or anime nowdays.

>>739476888
No, stanley, you were supposed to follow the story i made for you!

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20

>>739476920
I-t's just a c-coincidence right? J-Just because I rolled a 20 doesn't m-mean he's real

>>739476920
OK OP KEK HIMSELF WANTS YOU TO DELIVER, DON'T DISSAPOINT HIM

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I got this
Gonna fireball these fuckers into oblivion

>>739476666
I'm so sorry overlord. I'm so sorry...

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30

>>739477010
I believe he is talking about this not that bards in general are a ff14 thing https://youtu.be/8kE4278B3UE

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Freaking I'll look tell orbit Heather months and initial looking I've thigh high

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This is how you roll a 20

>>739477402
Jew

>>739477399
He could be, though with that many words, who the hell knows

Any other dm's here that love the feeling of getting a tpk? :D

>>739472686
sux thac0

You guys suck at rolling.

>>739479058
Ha!

>>739479094
Sorry. That was a bad roll.

Try this one.

>>739479163
You literally sicken me.

>>739479321
And you sicken me, sir.

Now check my numbers you swine!

>>739479433
Cute dubs. But the correct answer was 20. Did you survive the abortion?

>>739479668
Double nigger.

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>>739476775
No buddy it's original is from FF11.. fuck that snowflake pussy mmo wanna be WoW.

>>739476920
PRAISE KEK!