Small?

>>739472158
yeah I'd suck it though

Yes, I am afraid that your life will be a failure and nobody will ever love you.

>>739472158
No,it's normal, don't worry about it

>>739472158
It's not huge, but it doesn't matter. It's fine. You're fine. Have a great life.

>>739472158
I'd happily suck it for you OP, anytime you wanted it.

>>739472208
>>739472225
>>739472405
>>739472494
thanks homies

Not really. My dick is way smaller than that and I was able to make my ex cum.

>>739472158
Not for americunts

>>739472575
U just dissed urself and thats like 12cm so yeah quite small

>>739472602
>mfw eurotrash are smaller on average
>mfw I have no face

Not small. Stop watching so much porn

good size mate

>>739472741
Laugh face laugh face laugh face
Just use ur imagination ^
U know why u said that cause ur angry because ur dick is small id say patriotic fat alone its like 4am in america so probably without job and just assuming here no sexlife at all

>>739472158
Not small, how many inches ?

>>739472949
16 cm // 6 inches

>>739472915
Second shift job. Married, four kids, wife, mistress. More pussy than you'll ever dream of having. I don't need my government giving me money when I can earn it myself. At least here we are trying to stem the flood of goat fucking rapists coming into our country. Have fun as your entire civilization comes to an end because you think rapists aren't bad.

Americunt laughing in ability to protect myself and not be jailed because I defended myself.

>>739473064
Completely fine, that's a bit above average

>>739472158
perfect size noob, dont stress.

It looks like a small smoked sausage with glaze

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Rate my dick

Oh my fucking god is that really yours?

How??? Is it erect or is it extremely cold where you are?

>>739473064

>16cm

If you measure your balls together with it maybe LOOOOL

>>739473236
measurements?

>>739473378
12 cm erected, i have phimosis

Can retract skin only when cold, not erected


Also i got a tight as fuck penis, when it gets erected 0 elasticy, thats im virgin, my penis is not made for sex

>>739473064
Ya, 6 inches is actually above average. What does you wife and mistress think? And why is your dick head shiny? What were you doing, jerking with lube?

>>739473504
can you post a pic of you measuring it?

>>739473559
I just fapped and i had to make it erected and its such a mess bro

But its small, why you want a better pic

>>739473538
My dick is dry in the pic no lube

>>739473679
i like small ones

>>739473891
Why ?

>>739474005
theyre cute

>>739474057
This is the cutest thing someone on real life or internet have ever told me lol, i really apreciatte it

>>739474280
care to show me it at full mast, being measured?

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>>739474410
I will show my forearm, nothing else

>>739473504
Your penis is made for sex, my friend. The size of the penis has nothing to do with it. It's the size of the woman's vagina and matching the size. Aside from that, even a woman with a big vagina would still enjoy sex with you. Sex is more than intercourse, remember that. Also, there's no such thing as a g-spot, a-spot, vaginal orgasm, or squirting. There are only clitoral orgasms and women can have more than one.

>>739474559
Its not made for sex not cause the size but cause it gets erected on a strange way i cant move it at all or it feels im gonna break it

>>739474535
well thats gay

>>739474559
I have a problem on my body where all my joints are tight as fuck, so is my penis when it gets erected


I have shorter ligaments than average joe

>>739474655
Why gay ?

When i'm laying on my back and my penis is erect, my penis is pointing upwards towards my head, but it's not so heavy that it's laying on my pelvis. Is this a sign that my penis is small or not girthy enough?

>>739474743
i was hoping to get a good look at it

>tfw you can make penis disappear just by pulling your sack

>>739474928
pics

>>739475038
Later, when no customers around, especially not the one I have now.

>>739474654
>>739474720
Could you get surgery? Can you masturbate?

How thicc op? 13cm?

>>739472158
Not at all

If you're a midget

>>739475114
Surgery for phimosis, yes, still it would be painfull to have sex

Yes i can masturbate just well, because i dont bend my dick, but when you have sex dick usually bends, in my case i cant do it because of how tight it gets, and i may get serial injury if i get laid

I have frenulum breve (short frenulum).

what do i do /b/?

>>739472158
it's fine, stop obsessing about it

>>739475114
For my ligaments of course not, all my body is that way, i cant do some movements the average joe can do, like extending your arma above your head or touching your toes without bending knees

>>739475331
Nah, you just have to be the thruster instead of the thrustee. So you can never let the woman take the lead.

>>739473064
yeah, that's not 6 inches

>>739475447
Wont matter at all, at any posse when sex dick bendes at certain deegree

I have a weird anatomy, thus cant fuck

>>739475472
not him, but it clearly is m8

>>739475406
You need to stretch it more often. The trick is to pull your foreskin forward, rather than back.

>>739475670
Sure, if OP had tiny sissy hands.

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>>739472158
You look average just like me.

>>739475783
m8, do you even suck dicks? 6" isnt that big visually

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>>739475797

>>739475732
This really works??

>>739475331
>>739475447
Sounds like a great excuse for blowjobs tho. And maybe doggy style? I like the smell

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>>739475859

>>739475866
You could try my more extreme method. Stick the shower head near the entrance on low thrust and let it balloon up.

>>739473756
If that's dry then my dick is the fucking Wahabi.

>>739475867
Maybe blowjobs could go well but im disabled when it comes to please a girl

And i cant sttetch my penis by any means, short ligaments shit is fo real

>>739476052
Sorry ligaments only inhibit length. Pump that dicklet up till it's as thick as a soda can.

>>739472158
My dick was that when I was 14 fag

>>739476052
Damn. Well, eat the pussy, I do it just for the taste. And use toys especially vibrators.

>>739476112
>>739476183

Ligaments matter a lot on elasticy a lot, if they are short they wont let you move st a further angle

Yea nigga i will have to eat pussy

>>739475954
It's just shiny

My dick looks kinda the same, I think it's how it looks like if you're uncut and pull the foreskin back. It's still as smooth and shiny as the day you were born cause it's usually protected by the foreskin

>>739476310
The objective is to just get so thick they get intimidated. Have you tried collagen supplements in conjunction with pumping?

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>>739472575
>Make my ex cum

Listen dumbass if you could make her cum she wouldn't be you ex. Chicks will put up with a shit ton of stuff for a good orgasm. They are sluts.
She's your ex because she was faking it until she found a man to make her pussy jump.

You are not a man
>In B4 I dumped her
No you didn't faggot

>>739474765
Probably just means you don't have enough blood pressure to snap it all the way to maximum. Exercise more.

>>739476438
Well I do have a Jew dick. But at least it's not always leaking cheeses and clear dick mucus.

>>739476527
I laughed

>>739476668
I can pull it back anytime to clean it

And I can masturbate without lube. Beat that

>>739476668
Clear dick mucus is the best part though.

>>739476527
Fuck off only a corny ass beta would post a leaky cheese burger pussy pic and talk like a 14 year old bitch.

>>739476552
Really? I feel like it get hard as fuck though

>>739476797
I tasted mine once after a drop came out just to see what women have to taste. It was just slimy and kinda salty.

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>>739476799
And I see the truth has triggered you.

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**this** is small

>>739476831
Try pulling it towards your ashore, then let go. If it can slap you in the belly, you should be okay.
>>739476876
Mine too. It doesn't really come out unless I spend a lot of time(10-30 minutes) reading/watching without jacking. Anyone can compare it with a woman's?

>>739477082
>Anyone can compare it with a woman's?
Pussy juice doesn't really taste like much, maybe a little musty like an armpit or Taco Bell. You mostly smell spit though.

>>739476951
moar

>>739477020
That penis could be upwards of 7 inches hard

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>>739477260

>>739476951
See what you did faggot? Now you've got this virgin >>739477260
touching his little pecker. Pathetic, losers.

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>>739474928
>>739475038

>>739477418
I just saw something I liked. That asshole looks perfect. I can ignore the weak bait text.
>>739477370
Keep going

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>>739477418
Well he was gonna touch it anyways...I'm suret no one else is

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>>739477370
That's a nice ass.
Any anal? If so, pictures?

r8!

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>>739477668

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>>739477895

>>739477839
Very tasty

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>>739477734
Just this one .
In B4 nigger .
No I'm white just a bad combination of working outside and bad light

>>739477734
Holy shit that's the smallest toilet paper roll I've ever seen. Nice try on hiding how small you dick is .. but your hand gives it away

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>>739478020
That sweet pale ass!
>>739477734
Another one.

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>>739478183

>>739477839
Unhealthy looking skin and bony, does she do drugs?

>>739478340
Got any other shots when she spreads?

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>>739478400
No. She really just has problems gaining weight. Even after our daughter she was back to normal I'm less than three months
>>739478472

>>739478577
Either way she doesn't look very healthy.

>>739472687
>"dissed"

get out

>>739477700
Now this thread is even faggier than before

>>739477612
>>739477839
>>739477895
>>739477921
>>739478020
>>739478100
>>739478340
>>739478577

Thanks anon. Go fuck yourself.

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>>739478695
She is .at least that's what the doctor said She's just tall and thin

>>739472158
Yes

>>739478800
Huh.

>>739478800
She's blowing a bubble

>>739479412
It sure looks that way doesn't it

>>739478719
>he's not using sperg memelord vocabulary so i have to shit talk him
kill yourself anon

>>739472158
Fuck dude ,I thought that was me
Your hand and dick look just like mine

>>739472158
Mine's not bigger and i have sired three kids.

Also, more women let you do anal with it.

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What do you think about mine?

>tfw nobody commented on my stealth dick

>>739481159
but you were

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I know it's not tiny but I'm pretty self conscious of mine. It's about 6 maybe a little more or a little less. I don't ever measure it and when I do I think that I cheat and make it bigger so I can not be ashamed .

My dick is longer than most dicks in this thread(about 17cm), although by not much. But it's thin. It fits inside a toilet roll quite easily. Makes me feel insecure basically having skewer dick.

>>739483171
banana/10

I'm about 4-5". Length and girth. Not quite sure what to make of it.

>>739477020
my dick looks smaller than that when it's soft but gets to ~6.5 when hard. it kinda sucks that girls can't see your dick outline when you're on the street but other than that it's fine

>>739477515
Could be a trap with a pecker that's more like a pucker.

>>739487979
bone pressed from above the root of the cock, faggot

>>739487979
Seems decent enough. Would suck if I was gay or female.

>>739488241
Just face it

You like dicks.

>>739489330
Not all. Just like not all pussies are nice to look at.