Any femanons here who actually gave birth? What's it like?

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gave birth to a healthy cumfetti baby. Very easy

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(for science)

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30yr old father of 2 here. It's still crazy to me to think about how hot, cute and little my wife was before kids. It's crazy to think all the smoking hot pieces of ass out there end up like this at some point in life.

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>>739467797
Would you say that it was the pregnancies or the births that ruined her?
Also, how is she ruined?
Also-also, do you love her still? Differently?

>>739467170
Idk painful? I gave birth quickly plus hormones make you forget just how painful it was.

>>739467413
stillborn?

>>739467797
If the chick doesnt let herself go she should be fine after.

>>739468079
did you orgasm?

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>>739468079
So, would you say that the pain is more constructive than eg a kidney stone?
Also, did it ruin your vag or is it back to its former functionality?

>>739468161
IDK stock photo

>>739468218
Kek

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>keeping the thread alive...

>>739467975
I never said she was ruined. I'm sure it's not this way in every situation but in mine, it changed everything. Her body, her mind, her pussy, everything. Her pussy internally feels different, "gaped" hips got HUGE and stayed that way, tits are sad puppy dog ears looking things. She got PPD bad after the kids were born. She changed in every way for the worse. Yet, still care about her and love her. She's just not hot anymore or even really attractive at all. She will never know this and no I don't cheat.

32 y/o father here, witnessed my son completely decimate my wifes vagina. She should have had a c-section. Shit was pretty gross, hernias coming from her asshole were scary af. The cord wrapped around my sons neck was pretty spooky. The asain doctor who looked lile the dude from king of the hill holding my son up like a freahly caught fish saying, "If I KNEW IT WAS A 10 POUNDER I WOULD HAVE DONE A C SECTION!!!!" Was pretty funny. Overall the experience of birth was pretty cool from my side of it.

Im sure she fucking hated it. Even with the epidural. (He was also born during the end of summer and we live in so. cali, it was hot as satans asshole.)

>>739468727
And this is why they invented Viagra. It's not because guys get old. It's because old women are disgusting.

>>739468888
Good story and nice quads.

>>739468888
At least it wasn't so cold she wouldn't stretch.

Also, nice quads

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>>739468727
Thanks for an honest reply!
Is it true they lose all sex drive after giving birth?

>>739468888
Nice quads!!!
Also, did you name your kid Simba?
Also-also, kudos for you for being cool about something as traumatic as this.

>>739468727
it's statements like these that give me crippling anxiety about the future. i am planning on ending it all before i'm 30.

>>739468888
Oh also, hee birthing the Placentia made me vomit in my mouth a little bit.

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>>739468992
>At least it wasn't so cold she wouldn't stretch.
Lolz

>>739469011
Why are you even here?

>>739468727
dude, you gave me the feels

however, i remember that my mom was mega fit even in her fourties but i guess that physical labor and healthy food are to blame for that

has your wife been disciplined with her body during and after childbirth or did she just accept the decay?

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>>739469233
>check'd
Also, it appears that women turn into wife-bros, once they give birth?

>>739469002
No, but to be fair the last thing i wanted to do was to have sex with her for a while since the healing process for her was pretty intense, she got an infection a week after giving birth from the stitches down there from the episiotomy. Broke my heart for her.

Was pretty pissed after the dust settled whenlooking back at the care thats given. The kid is 100% taken care of. However the aftercare the mother got (least in my case) was absolute shit.

The sex started happening around 3 months after, because of what i said above. Took a while to get her stretched out again. Wasnt fun, however it got better for both of us id say around month 6 post birth

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>>739469025
no way, 30s and 40s are pretty tight. idk about after that though.

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Just a question
Can a woman really be gay ?
Can you make a woman straight by the power of the dick ?.

>>739469762
the power of boobs.

>>739469126
That's kinda hot

>>739467170

I heard that women may shit while giving birth

>>739468727
The dude with the quads here, ya my girl lost her father at 35 weeks, ppd is a motherfucker. Good for you man for bein legit.

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>>739469845
Yeah, right?

>>739469846
Pic related

>>739469846
Quads guy here,
Yea. It happens. But poop is really not that big of a deal in comparison to what else is going on.
Kinda like driving down a road and seeing oncoming traffic and not even batting an eye.

Just get a fucking bowel cleaning, takes only a couple of minutes and you dont shit on your fucking child

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Thank you to the dabros for sharing your experiences. Please hand around and continue to do so!

BUT DO WE REALLY NOT HAVE ONE SINGLE MOMANON ON /b/ ANYMORE?!

>>739469979
what. The. FUCK!!???

>>739470401
no cuz they are sleeping n working n shit. unlike us men who do nothing all day n fap.

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>>739470516
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHHA


aaaaaah good one, anon

>>739470345
Once their water breaks they must go to a hospital. Theyll never know when it happens, or when its going to happen. So they really cant schedule something like that.

>>739468296
Never had a kidney stone before. I was I really good shape from being a runner, so for me labor felt like a really intense ab workout. Active labor was super quick too. I guess it was constructive? Because once the baby's out the pain is over.

>>739470656
I know for a fact its often an option. Unless the child is already completely sunk in and coming out, you have time do a quick bowel wash. Boty my nieces did it first thing when they arrived in the hospital

>>739470401
Momanon here. AMA

>had daughter 8 years ago
>pregnancy went perfect
>the last month of pregnancy had intermittent ghost-labour - very unpleasant
>3 days before due date I went into proper labour = your whole torso cramping uncontrollably
>went to hospital
>whole body aching in ways I never knew
>as she ascended down through my cervix and vag it hurt like nothing else because every mucle was contracted while the flesh was being stretched.
>eventually she plopped out, i got a few stitches and put it all behind me
>love my girl and would do again 10/10 (if I had a man)

>>739467170
Actually good question

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>>739470516
I guess you're right...

>>739470820
Single moms. Single moms everywhere.

>>739470820
was her father black?

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>>739470820
Thank you moms!!!

would you say that there was anything sexual over the birth?

>>739469846
Can confirm. Seen it happen when ny son was born.

wtf is even this threaf? why are all those babeis shoved up some whore's vulva? why the blood clots and the runny poop???

>>739470939
Nothing about the process was sexual.

>>739468727
By the way you describe her she sounds petty ruined to me.

>>739470874
Yup
>>739470902
Nope (even I have standards)

>>739470939
>anything sexual over the birth?
You men...! Everything that evolves around a vagina must be sexual...
It was an extremely satisfying experience, and I was definitely full of endorphins afterwards. But I didn't have any sexual associations as such.

>>739469762
If i were a woman and saw this thread, i'd turn gay just to avoid such an unpleasing situation.

>>739468727
>she's ugly, has saggy tits and her vagina is a fucking subway tunnel
>I never said she's ruined

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>>739471142
>nothing sexual
Oh...

>>739471142
Was it expensive?

>>739471288
Not the answer you were hoping for?

>>739471142
Single motherhood is probably the worst thing that can happen to a child alongside getting diddled by priests and being beaten at home

>>739471142
What was your sex drive like during pregnancy?

40, father of 2 reporting in.
Saw my wife give birth to both.
First one with epidural, second one all natural with no meds.
She was in good shape and mentally prepared, so both were kind of quick.
IMO biggest fuck up is if you go to the hospital too early, they connect you to machines and touch your vagina every few minutes basically cutting all your concentration all the time.
If they have to shoot you oxytocine it's 100% you'll get the epidural, there is no way anyone can handle the pain of synthesized oxytocine induced contractions.
After the second one everything changed, had to put her in her place often, kind of insane but stable. Never was the same. Stopped enjoying sex at all. Pretty bad

>>739471411
Not op, but I loved sex. Had it all the time.

>>739471288
>>739470939
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>>739467170
Nevar change anons... Nevar change

>>739470981
Because nature? You were born the same way

>>739471288
To be fair, I did develop a pendancy for large toys afterwards when I discovered how roomy my vagina had become.

>>739471356
I live in a country with free healthcare, so no.

>>739471394
Not living in Murica, so she is doing just fine. Don't worry.

>>739471411
High. Frustratingly high.

>>739467170

'''You fuckin' medic, those are my fokkin' eyes, you faget!!!'''

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>>739467170

just gave birth to this

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>>739471368
Not really. I heard stories of orgasms during births, but they may just be male fantasies?

>>739471486
Thanks for sharing bro!

>>739471525
I won't!

>>739471592
>large toys
WOW! Story pls?

>>739467761

that's a nigglet !!!!!

>>739471592
Kids need a strong father figure and role model. They wont learn honour and integrity from a woman.

>>739471288
ok look at the dude in that photo those are hippie freaks. she is faking that its some beautiful, joyful experience for the photo

>>739471592
Has sex changed for you after pregnancy? Harder to cum, anal, loose pussy?

Day my daughter was born was legit best day of my life. Watching my wife give birth was indescribable. Scariest, happiest, craziest thing ever. Have sex less frequently now but when we do it's better than it was before.

my wife's body got completely ruined during her pregnancy with stretch marks and just a lot of weight gain, when she was giving birth they cut her beautiful innie pussy open about 2" to the left of her ass to get my son out quickly because umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck. Her pussy is completely ruined, I could never go balls deep because it was shallow and so tight but not the only feeling I get is from the opening. Her stomach sags a little and her ass is now nonexistent. The only thing that survived was her tits, they stayed a firm and perky c cup.

Despite all that I love her but I'm thinking I need to get some 18 year old pussy. What you think /b/?

>>739471992
Use her ass

>>739471741
>Not really. I heard stories of orgasms during births, but they may just be male fantasies?
I've met a girl once that claimed she had an orgasm doing birth. She said that started to touch her clitoris to relax during the process and ended up having an orgasimc birth. She is kind of very sexually active. I believe her.

>>739471356
We have good insurance so ended up only costing $13 out of pocket from conception to birth. But got a price listing from the hospital for $20,000.

>>739471992
Im thinking youre a father now and that should be your primary concern. Not getting teen pussy. That point in your life is long behind you. You are now a husband and a father. Be a good one, while you can.

>>739471992
you better get a long double ended dildo and start upgrading your sex life with that aging whore you have at home

A woman gaining weight during pregnancy is pure gluttony.

The baby's body is developed slowly over 9 months 24 hours a day, yes nutrition is needed but not the quantities that some people think.

>>739471741
>WOW! Story pls?
I expected that would catch your attention /b/ro...

>come home from hospital with magnificent new baby, spend all time catering for her while watching and feeling my body heal
>eventually get horny
>dig into toy box (because permasingle)
>favourite dildo barely detectable WTF?
>eventually shove hand in, feelsgoodman.jpg
>go online and order bigger tools
>have since shrunk back to previous size but now more flexible.
>good times are had with big toys.

>>739471812
[citation needed]

>>739471824
LOL I thought the same thing!

>>739471926
I come more easily, and my G-spot suddenly surfaced. Vagina is back to default, but will stretch much further than before. Anal is the same.

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>>739472111
And trips confirm that you are right!

>>739472215
Tried DP?

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>>739472215
[Evidence in both academic studies and real life observations]

Kids, especially boy, with a good fatherly rolemodel are far more likely to become honorable men and move into jobs like firefighter, law enforcement, doctor, etc. Kids from single moms are more often than not social and professional fuck ups. Far more likely to get into drugs and other self destructive behavior.

This has been very widely and precisely studied. But its not PC so obviously doesnt get the reacy that it deserves.

>>739471992
>I'm thinking I need to get some 18 year old pussy.
who does not think that?

>>739472316
Breaking into a happy smile at the exact time when the baby breaches through your stretched-to-the-point-of-ripping vagina and labia is not credible, OP...

>>739472431
Multiple times, but not in recent years.

>>739472578
>But its not PC so obviously doesnt get the reacy that it deserves.
Plus that I don't give a fuck.

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>>739469979

>>739472578
What about kids from single mothers who become fathers and want to be a good fatherly rolemodel?
Asking for a friend.

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>>739472737

>>739472212
You're an idiot. The female body gains weight not for the babies growth but to help with milk production to feed the child after it is born.

So no, it's not glutinous.

>>739469126
dat asshole, would fuck 10/10

>>739472705
>Multiple times, but not in recent years.
I was talking about with toys/masturbation but nice to know you tried it.

>>739472705
I know you dont, otherwise you wouldnt be a single mom. In about a decade time, just know it was your fault.

>>739472088
Anal is fun until it's not fun anymore
>>739472135
Being a good father and supporting my wife has nothing to do with where I stick my dick
>>739472155
Been trying to "upgrade" it but no success yet, also stopped giving bjs after giving birth. Also she's only 21 years old

>>739472212
Also, workout a real heavy leg or back day and tell me how hungry you are the next 2 days. And that just muscle tissue. Imagine a person inside of you growing. Stupid ass autist.

>>739472746
It's the "I want to be better than my dad ever was" complex. I'm telling you now for the sake of you and your future children drop this idea. It puts you on a pedestal with expectations you'll never meet because you don't know what a good father is. Just do your best and don't stress it.

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>>739472578
Leave singlemombro alone! She deserves points for answering our questions!

>>739472705
>not credible
I know. But those are just photos I stole form other sites.

>>739472737
I s she gonna vomit on the new babby?

>>739469126
>>739469420
>dat gaping asshole
Hnnng

>>739472877
>21
>Having a kid
Confirmed beaner. You only have yourself to blame.

>>739472746
You look up to other male role models. Study the subject carefully. Understand what youre getting into. The environment in the west is very hostile for men wanting to be fathers.

>>739472889
>Just do your best and don't stress it.
Thanks anon, God knows I'm trying
14/88

>>739472928
I had 2 kids by the age of 24

>>739472849
Oh!
In that case yes. There may have been more than one toy deployed simultaneously, like - you know - once in a while.

>>739472969
Strength, mental and physical. Courage. Mastery. Honour.

HH

>>739473019
Have you done real DP since your child was born? Was it with the father or 2 different men?

Why is no own talking about water birth? That shit king. The buoyancy helps a lot.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cDteQp2mfuI

>>739472928
Kek. Go to bed little boy

>>739473249
Tell me ONE good reason to have a kid at 21 that doesn't involve one of the partners dying soon.

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>>739472928
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>>739473005
Stop your silly arguments.
I wanna hear birth stories!

>>739472212
it's to feed thebaby post birth

>>739473456
If you knew how to read you would of noticed I said she's 21, not me. Now go to sleep little child so I can sneak into your mothers room and show her what daddy has

>>739473128
I haven't been with a man since my daughter was conceived (by a ONS).
It's all toys for me nowadays.

>>739473456
there's not always a reason

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>>739473456
Because its the right age. Its not financially possible because jews, but families should start when the girl is 18-19. Have a few kids, raise them healthy and educated them. Forcing your female population into half a decade of studying followed up by full time work is a one way ticket to civilizational extinction

>>739473602
Dam 8 years wow! Buy a dog or something get some dick.

>>739473762
Allergic to dogs and tired of men. Rubber thingies work fine for me.

>>739467170
Well it's not the most fun I've ever had tbh. But I had a cesarean so some "purist" (cunty) women will insist I "didn't really give birth".

>>739473884
As long as you're content that's all that matters. How old are you?

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>>739473884
>Tired of men

Men were tired of you, werent they?

Rode the cock roulette for about a decade and a half and suddenly found yourself have close to ni sexual and familial market place value?

>>739473932
You had a child but you didn't give birth. There's a difference bitch

>>739470820
Girl same. Although I didn't dilate for 2 fucking goddammit days

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>>739474107

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>>739473932
Do still feel changed in body and/or soul like the other momanons?

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>>739471740
Hmm.. Impressive.
How many Courics is that?

>>739473932
You didn't really give birth!
(LOL I'm just kidding. (You missed nothing that is essential for motherhood.)

>>739474008
40

>>739474107
>Men were tired of you, werent they?
That too.

>>739474153
Jeez that must have been annoying and exhaustive!? I was basically in and out in 12 hours.

>>739474128
This. The reason women dont see it as equal, is because they went through far more pain and effort to bring their child on this planet. C-section is an easy, usually necessary way out. But its still on equal.

>>739474426
Not equal* fak

>>739474378
Would you do a dog it you weren't allergic. Would have been a nice convenience for you.

>>739474556
I generally don't like dogs, so probably not.
But I appreciate the point you are trying to make.

>>739474195
Hmm kind of, I wont lie. I got fat after having my daughter. I lost a ton of weight while breastfeeding, then once I started to go back to work after a month I just started gaining the weight back. I got depressed and started drinking more often, and the weight just stayed. Then I got a managing job and I started feeling better about myself, I'm still plus size but I'm not upset about it, I try to exercise every day.

Now mentally is a different story, I've had depression and anxiety since birth, but most children from orphanages do. I had separation anxiety, slight sociopathic tendencies and compulsive lying. A lot of people will argue I was birth with these ailments but I think that my parents did a good job helping my psychosis along. It got worse when I had my daughter, and for a few years after I was a train wreck.

I'm normal now. I'm happy I'm a healthy weight and my daughter and I spend a lot of the with my boyfriend, and my brother and father so I'm not worried about positive male influences.

>>739474378
Dude that shit sucked 0/10

>>739467170
nope, but I want at least 3 kids

>>739474774
>Depression and anxiety since birth

Confirmed not possible.
Psychology is very clear on this.

>>739474426
Ha that's what I thought too. I did have to go through the 30 hours of labor but in the end cesarean was a fairly stress free solution to shitting my entire body out through my pussy

>>739474694
Didn't decide to go gay?

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>>739474774
Thank you, sweet momanon!
I'm glad to hear that you are happy and healthy after all that!
Do you miss not having given birth vaginally?

>>739474918
Yeah thats fair enough. Again, Id prefer it if my gf had a C-section too. But the future will tell what happens

>>739472825
Listen, women put on weight during pregnancy that is a given. Putting on weight to the point that you could be considered fat and it spreads to your entire body is excessive weight gain.

How much weight do you think is required to produce milk?

>>739474903
Right you are.

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>>739474774
Thank you for providing good male influence for your child. It will be very thankful.

My gf had a perfect body before birth. Big ass, big firm tits and tight vagina. Sex drive wasn't anything special though.

After birth all was ruined and sex drive non-existant. Sad tits, smelly loose vagina (Im a good deal above average in penis size), ass disappeared.

Love my son, but that trade.... fuck.

>>739474975
I actually kind of do. I hear all these mom's talking about how organic and beautiful it is to feel yourself give birth to your child, and for a moment I feel left out of some "awesome mothers club" but then I see pictures like these on this thread and I'm thankful my taint is still intact.

>>739474774
Being trainwrecks is the one thing all of us femanons on /b/ have in common I guess?
(Asperger and OCD here)
I'm happy for you that you have picked your self up

>>739474813
lolwut?

>>739474942
I like it physically, but I am never attracted.
I tried.

>>739473557
So neck and ankle fat is used to feed the baby?

I have known plenty of women who have breastfed perfectly fine without gaining excessive weight.

Most women think they're eating for two and eat more than they need to.

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>>739469126

>>739475165
1) its instinct. Eat and store as much as you can. It needs to be tempered with common sense and discipline. 2 things we know women dont really possess in general.

2) there is a genetic component too. My mother gained maybe 5kg despite eating for 3, and lost that one month after birth. Till this day at age 54 and 3 total kids she still weights around 60kg and does sports every day.
She was simply genetically blessed, no 2 ways about it.

>>739475050
I knew that being a single mother could be a really bad time for my daughter, thankfully I have a really great support system..

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>>739475205
What a beautiful depiction!

>>739475383
Yes, men keep. Financially supporting you. In your case, forcefully through governement.

Just, be a good mom, teach her the wrongs of your ways and raise her to be more conservative. For her sake.

>>739475548
What a beautiful abyss!

>>739474378
>40
You got started late, preg at 31/32.
Why have a kid at that point at all?
Lemme guess, accident you decided to keep?
>older than you btw, and 0 kids

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>>739472677

As a single guy in his 30s who gets 20 yo pussy from time to time, I'd say it's overrated. Sure the pussy is fine but the girl has no moves, she doesn't know what to do. I'd say 25-35 is the best age range for sex.

>>739475788
Yup. Accident I decided to keep.
No regrets.
Best thing i ever did.

>>739475788
Her biological clock got ticking, realized she's never be happy and whole without children. Made the selfish move of still getting one later on and dropping the child in a terrible environment.

>>739475804
Just fuck outta here, virgin

>>739475903
You know who the father is or was it one big gangbang? How many guys could it be?

Gf got pregnant at age 17, just after leaving highschool. I was still in Uni. Thankfully her parents were fairly well off and we didnt have financial issues. Have 4 kids now, 5 years later. She's a great mother. Obviously she's deteriorated physically but its a trade I'll take again anytime.

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>>739475804
THIS anon is 100% truth ...I would rather have a 27-40 year old chick play with my shit like it's a god stick ...then some 20 year old girl play with it like it's a new toy from fisher-price

>>739476132
How's the pussy even worth sticking it in?

>>739475903
No thanks, no one can convince me this is ever a good idea - watched all my close friends get married and have kids.
Sucks the spontaneity right out of them, being responsible for a kid is a kick in the balls. Even if you don't have money issues, everything changes to cater to the little parasite.

>>739475973
I am highly educated and have a well paid job. Despite being single I have family living nearby, who all participate in making my daughter into a social and well functioning individual.
Thank you for worrying, but it's not necessary.

>>739476080
I know exactly who it is. Had already gone through a nearly 3 year long dry spell before having a one-off with him.
He doesn't know he has a daughter (his wife and other children probably wouldn't approve).

>>739476238
Again: No regrets - just pure bliss!

>>739475804
Married guy, 45, 3 x kids. Wife had PPD with each kid and it sucked big time. Her body came out OK, pussy still good after it recovered and tits improved. She became more orgasmic but her libido died however.

I've been fucking on the sly for years. Forget young ones under say 28. Too moralistic, too wrapped up in the fantasy of career and happy-ever-after.

28-38 are either desperate for a child (the first or more) and looking for someone to father it, and I mean father it in all ways, not just inject the sperm. Often they get a bit strange when their plans aren't coming together. Like you haven't divorced and married them with 6 months of meeting.

38+ is great. Over the desperate stage. Kids in school. No longer shy and often willing to explore their sexuality. The best ones are those that married with very little sexual experience. Fire up their imaginations and the pussy is easy.

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>>739476132
>>739476209
Oh come on! Everybody loves a nice gape?

>>739476209
I had her do yoga since the first year we were together. I was 18, last year of highschool she was 15. Till this day she does 45min of yoga on a daily basis. She had a very wide hip structure (talking about bone, not fat) so birth was fairly easy. Never took longer than an hour. No cutting or whatever. Recovered within a few months. Its obviously not as "tight" as before but its not a tunnel either.

Sex has also become far less of a priority. We're parents first and foremost. Not just lovers anymore. Its a selfishness you need to get rid of.

>>739469126
NI C E

>>739476307
Why did you sexually slow down so much, 3 years then a ONS then nothing since? What happened in your youth?

>>739476307
>He doesn't know he has a daughter (his wife and other children probably wouldn't approve)
You have shit morality and will instill those same shit values onto the girl so she becomes a home wrecking whore like you, Jezebel.

>>739476307
>Highly educated and well paying jobs.

Mothers who arent actually mothers but women desperatly trying to be men.

Im sorry.

>>739476395
You sound like a good guy

>>739475548
wasnt her first child

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>>739476483
>>739476509
This tbh.

Absolute shit morals you have, lady. Fucking hell. Your kid is going to be fucked for life and it will be your fault.

>>739470981
Because if you're pushing the baby out the right way, you'll shit yourself.

Fucking precious namby pamby men....

Wife had a C-section a month ago. Her vagina is intact, so still as tight as ever. However, she couldn't drive for almost a month, which was a huge pain in the ass.

>>739468161
Unlikely. Infants look different fresh out of the oven. They also have a bit of a conehead to help them get out of the vagina. The soft spots on their head for a few months are a result of that.

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>>739476518
I am

Strong wholesome families are the corner stone of any and every healthy society.
If you are not willing to sacrifice what you are for what your children will become, then youre nothing more than a bottom feeding pleb. You have no right to a future if youre not prepared to struggle, suffer and sacrifice for it.

>>739476453
>Why did you sexually slow down so much, 3 years then a ONS then nothing since?
I haven't slowed down sexually at all. I just do it with myself.
>What happened in your youth?
Keywords: Aspergers, incest, promiscuity, prostitution.

>>739476953
I men't with guys obviously

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>>739476483
>>739476509
>>739476657
Leave singlemombro alone I said!!!

>>739476813
My gf has 2 kids. Both natural birth. Her pussy is amazing. I've fucked somewhere around 25 chicks. After a few years of having a kid, there's virtually no difference between mother's and non mother pussy. Virgins will argue this point

>>739469979
Zuckerberg helping out during his tour of everyday America.

>>739477051
These whores need to be put in their place. Shamed so that future generations may learn. It can not go unremarked.

>>739476953
And despite those key words you still thought it was a good idea to get a child? At age 32, none the less? How did you think this was a good idea? Have you ever considered the impact on your child?

>>739477090
Did you cheat to compare back to back?

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>>739477179
No before her. She's a goddess. Pic related. OC

>>739470502
its fairly common for women to shit themselves while straining to push out baby

childbirth is fucking gross, which makes it all the funnier when religiontards talk about humanity as if we are this pure creation

we are filthy animals just like everything else

>>739477051
Don't really give a shit about your fetish.
She's going to see what a shit person she was for her choices.
Hopefully she can do the right thing and not have her girl grow up to be a whore like her.

>>739476953
Incest? Prostitution? Please explain a bit more. This not a common story.

>>739477279
Fish and veg very nice! Wife's good too :)

You did very well.

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ya all see what happens when you slide in your pepe? beware of the female organics

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>>739476953
"Mommy, why are we so weird? Why dont I have a daddy? Why are you so old?"

"Well you see, I have this hereditary disease that you now carry too and your grandfather repeatedly raped me which made me hyper sexualized sleeping with anybody willing to stick their apendiges into my orifices which lead me to doing the only thing I know how to do for money. I paid 2 decades of rent by letting old ugly men stick their hands into my anus for money. Then I started to feel sad and lonely about my life and decided to get my own little pet monkey to help overcome the swelling eternal emptyness in my soul."

"Thanks mommy"

Tl;dr
Shouldve killed yourself before you had a child. We both know your bloodline was meant to die with you

>>739477279
Well done anon

>>739477178
There are a lot of things I need to do and take care of.
Justifying myself to you ain't one.

>>739477366
Nice dubs.
I forgot to mention daddy issues too...
It's a long and sad (or arousing, depending on what you are turned on by) story, but i am in a happy place now.

>>739477279
What kind of animal is she?
Only whores cook lunch/dinner in underwear. Put some fucking pants on, at least shorts, bloody hell, you uncivilized cunts.

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>>739477468
Fukken hell, dude

>>739477394
>>739477493
She's an insatiable sex addict. We fuck constantly. She's obsessed with orgasms, my cum, anal, and sex toys. I definitely don't deserve her

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>>739477126
>>739477354
>>739477468
Fuck off guys. I am the OP of this thread, and your posts are counterproductive!

>>739477279
Brilliant catch!

>>739477564
She's a fucking sex animal.

> jealousy detected

>>739471992
>Despite all that I love her but I'm thinking I need to get some 18 year old pussy.
>wife is 21

Just say you want unbirthed vagina ya fucken homo

>>739477527

Thanks.
So,a short version is not available?

>>739477613
No one gives a shit about your fucking fetish, cocksucker.
You're going to die alone, and never have a kid anyway. Get the fuck over it.
And she's a whore, like your mom.

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>>739477564
In your own home, your wife need to walk around in underwear. I made it mandatory. We both walk around in underwear. She wears a tshirt instead or a bra.

(Im not anon from the pic though, this is mine.)

>>739477527
Youre right, but you will have to justify yourself to your daughter. What will you answer.

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>>739472215
hehe you write greentext good

>>739477653
No, not jealous of your lack of civilization. You're bloody embarrassments, if you only had a sense of decency you'd see it as well.

>>739477605
Is she up for threesomes?

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>>739472212

>>739477777
Bad troll is bad

>>739477777
Checked

One day when you're 32 with no kids in the house you'll understand

>>739477715
>I made it mandatory
No you did not. Stop lying on the internet.
She's just a lazy cunt and so are you. Get dressed you fucking lazy sacks of shit.

>>739477605
Good for you. Just make sure she doesnt go off track with that libido

>>739477777
Clothing is overrated. There's more civilization in your house's temperature control technology than in fabric that's worn for arbitrary reasons.

>>739469126
Squatting is the natural birthing position. C-sections are a fucking scam. Do not accept any substitute to the squatting birth.

>>739477797
Yep. She's loves chicks too. We spend nearly every weekend at a strip club

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>>739475804
ma nigga.

Fap to teen porn with perky-titted models who have perfect skin

Fuck college grad to milf aged bitches to drain my balls into the shadowrealm.

Life's good

>>739477876
I've had those thoughts. Fortunately she's super loyal and we have a great relationship

>>739470401
This is the proper birthing position.

>>739477865
I am older, with no children. I and my wife both dress appropriately when walking about the house out of the bedroom.
We frequently find ourselves engaged socially by friends calling upon us, so no, we do not walk about like some lazy low class sots in our knickers.
Have some decency, man!

>>739477696
>be autistic little daddy's princess up till age 6
>he moves out to marry his secretary
>moms gets depressed, I get babysat a lot by uncle
>uncle has sex with me until he loses interest when I grow breasts and hair
>I use generous dispensing of sex as way of gaining male attention
>during university I work at a brothel
>never have a lasting relationship
>give up and live alone
Not complaining. It's just how it is.

>>739477771
I do my best, thanks.

>>739477777
Wow, nice quints! (But you're still an asshole)

>>739478046
Closet fag detected

>>739477279
god damn she's a muffin. would inseminate right there and then. Well done anon, I'm saving this pic to jerk off to later

I was in the room when my gf had our kid she had a epidural in her back and literally couldn't feel a thing from her waist down she had no pain what so ever she was laughing at impractical Jokers on the TV while the kid was popping out

>>739477875
>Be biology major
>She's in her last year of her History major
>Both work hard on body and mind
>Work entire day wearing clothes

Fuck off, m8. Home is relaxation time.

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>>739477889
You're probably right.
But lying on their back is sexier.

>>739478072
I may be an arsehole, but at least I am not an incestuous whore of no morals who likely will contribute to the further corruption of the U.K. by letting my daughter be raped and ravished by pakis and muslims because of my own questionable ethics.

>>739477279
I am as aroused by the lighting and image quality of this picture as I am by your wife's ass.

>>739468727
You're a better man than a lot of the people here. Keep on keepin on brother.

>>739478154
What were you told about lying?
>women making anything of themselves that is worthwhile
Ha!

>>739478199
If this fag can ever muster the nerve to impregnate a real woman his daughter will be knocked up by a mudslime paki at 14

>>739478072
Was the sex with him abuse (obviously) but were you OK with it at the time?

>>739478272
No, I assure you, unlike you I will not allow my child anywhere near those beasts.
They may they infest your home, but they will never infest mine.

>>739478072
If that is your back story, why have a kid.

Imagine youre a child. Youre the type of person no child would want as a mother.

>>739478363
I live in the fucking US. I don't have to worry about dirty Muslims throwing acid in my face. And thank god I don't have any daughters

Married,32, with 2 kids and wife. Kids were huge wife had to have her vagina cut open. My kids were 9 pounds.

I'm still into her. Have sex 2-3 a week and still think she is hot. Happy overall. Wish she cooked more. That's my only gripe.

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>>739477119
KeK

Make your wife get a c-section. For real. Babies RUIN the pussy. It does not recover, that is a myth to make mothers feel better. Take this advice. You will thank me one day when your 35yo wife is as tight as she was when you met.

>>739469002
This is my fetish

>>739478473
Mine has 2 kids. Natural birth. Her pussy is fucking amazing. You have no idea what you're talking about

>>739469979
Its normal for the mother to pass a bit of fecal matter during birth. Science beleives this is the first way the new born child's immune system is triggered. There are numbers to prove that children born from cesarean sections have lower immune systems.

>>739478199
I'm not even British...

>>739478288
It was all fun and games, and mostly pleasant - physically at least. It was only later that the nature and consequences dawned on me. Never bothered to tell anybody. If I wanted to, I could easily keep a therapist busy anyway!

>>739478414
This is my life project! And I am actually doing it very well!
She'll be fine.

>>739478267
Never said History is worth majoring in. Im saying she's not lazy and has a lot of discipline (that I mostly thaught her, to be fair. She was a brat when we first started)

>>739478532
lol ok guy. Does your wife make you tell her how tight she is too? Feel good lying to her face?

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>>739478446
Thank you so much for trying to keep the thread on track!

>>739478543
At what age was he able to fully penetrate you? Did he have a big cock?

>>739478543
Youre actually not doing it very will. You will understand in time.

>>739478586
Only when I'm cumming on her face

>>739471142
>Nope (even I have standards)
men do too which is why you're alone now

>>739478543
>I'm not even British...
This explains so much why you're an uncivilised cretin

>>739478724
> British
Muslim sympathizers. Kys

>>739475548
I would love to bury my face in her cunt right there and chew on the cord

>>739472578
Go back to sucking Trumps cock

>>739478703
OOOOOOOOOOH SNAP

>>739476382
Baby scrapes face on clit ring hehe

>>739478473
My wife is 30 and we have 2. Pussy feels the same. No difference.

>>739467170
My wife says,
'It hurts, but like strong exercise, not like you're injured. Everyone told me it would be the most painful thing ever, and it was just uncomfortable for a long time. And there is a send of accomplishment and pride that makes it easy.'

>>739473884
Are you a hambeast?

>>739478774
>Trump
>NatSoc

Not even close to in the same realm. Sweet Jeebus do some objective research. Trump is a hyper capitalist and individualist. Hitler and Trump are polar opposites

>>739478764
The bloody Labours let those cunts in. The Queen should remove these beasts like the useless chaff they are. This is why we need a stronger Conservative ruling body.

>>739478824
Mine is 32. 2 kids. Natural birth. There is literally no difference. The only people that believe otherwise are virgins or the inexperienced

>>739467170
OH GOD STOP.

>>739478654
Pedo much?
I was able to do anal from around 8 and vaginal from 10 (just the tip though). I can say with some statistical weight that he was slightly below the average size.

>>739478846
This!
This exactly.
Are you still paying attention, OP?

>>739478852
No. I am completely average in any way.

>>739478936
The world, especially the US, gives zero shits about your overrun country. Go vent to /bants/

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ITT: OP jerks off in the mistaken belief that he is talking with real grills...................

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>>739478824
>>739478846
Thank you for contributing!

>>739478993
Yes. Still paying attention. Thank you for not running away despite all the haters Singlemombro!

>>739467170
is that bill hicks?

>>739478993
>Pedo much?
Actually it was more to do with the stress on your body and did he do damage that's all.

>>739467170
Father of six
>I also wrote
>>739478846
I have no idea what some of these dads are whining about.
My experience
>Wife gets real contractions, go to hospital
>Get her hooked to monitors, start playing cards and hydrating her
>Labor starts
>20-30 minutes later she's nursing the baby. I order a porterhouse, baked, and a salad
>She throws down the dinner while I go to help clean up the newest family member
>We get home, she starts her exercise program, makes sure to eat a lot of red meat, whole milk, and leafy greens
Her vag isn't destroyed, she is more mellow, and she added 2 cup sizes permanently.
I love being a father!

Just got married this year. After looking at all these pics I'm definitely going to try to convince the wife to have a C-section.

>>739479219
c-sections increase the risk of male babies turning out gay, and also bring on other weird risks

go for the natural birth unless there's a serious medical reason to get a c-section

>>739478072
do you feel any hate towards your uncle?
any desire for retribution?

>>739469762
My brother cured two dykes

>>739479219
Don't do it anon. The scar is permanent. Natural birth everything goes back to place after a few months. Don't do c section

>>739469846
"May"?
Son, if they DON'T at least a little, there is a problem

>>739479287
>c-sections increase the risk of male babies turning out gay

lmao where did you read this shit? how can a baby's' exit route from the body have any impact on its sexuality?

>>739470345
Exposure to their mother's bacteria is actually important; the kids are less likely to have asthma and allergies if they have at least some exposure to mom's feces during birth

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>>739472212
This
For a woman's body to properly nourish the baby you only need 200 extra calories per day when pregnant.
To put it into perspective, that's the equivalent of just 11 ounces of whole milk. Per day. Done.

>>739479395
> sexuality
> mental illness

Kys

>>739478873
Dude, quit being so edgy. Nobody gives a fuck about your little religion. The world handed the Nazis their collective ass and that was the end of that experiment.

>>739478993
Did you prefer anal or vag?

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Anon here, father of three. Wife's experience was simply amazing! All three, completely natural, ZERO meds. Not even an aspirin. According to her, the births were insanely intense, but never painful, and looking back was enjoyable overall. Would happily do again. And it's not like she's overly built for it. She's tiny and has reasonably sized babies.

Changes, almost none physically, but most were positive. Tits not quiiite as perky after 3 years of feeding, but still incredible. Not a single stretch mark ANYWHERE. Period. Vag is insane. She was pretty flexible before, but as singlemombro described, it's actually WAY better now. Hard to describe, but she's way more flexible, more orgasmic, more accomodating, yet actually tighter when she chooses. Overall, birth was awesome. The experience itself is life changing.

>>739468943
>dicks stop working especially for fat fucks like you

>>739479092
>Singlemombro
I'm not sure if I should be embarassed or proud of that nickname.
I choose the latter!

>>739479132
He was very careful and gentle, and he always stopped his progress when he made me uncomfortable.
That is actually more than most men I have encountered during adulthood will do!

>>739479289
He died from cancer when I was 16, so it doesn't really matter.

>>739479475
All of the above.

>>739478993
Did he ever make you cum? (yes i'm rubbing one out)

>>739468943
No, they invented it as a heart disease medicine. The real use was a side effect.

>>739469025
Nah do it now and livestream it

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>>739479411
>>739479499
Thanks dubbros!

>>739469535
Got pics of before/after? You can hide face if you like.

>>739479540
Your Mom was never suspicious? She never wondered why her 11 yo daughter had cum filled panties?

>>739469762
Nah dicks are gross even worse uncut

>>739471793
Nah. Just covered in vernix

>>739479666
Satan has asked!

>>739468727
Hey anon. 43 father of 2 here. My once 100 lb 6 foot blonde wife now has tits like empty tube socks and a vagina that resembles the cave from Rudolph Saves Christmas. Oh and she got TMJ from giving me blowjobs for 10 years so that'/ over, too. I'll grin an bear it with sex like once a month or so. Otherwise i just ride the commuter rail to fap town. I don't miss the sex all that much. I just go fishing a lot instead. More prolonged thrill to reel in a 100 lb tuna anyway, and it tastes much better.

>>739470345
Lol why if they have a son itll be shit anyways why bother

>>739471992
I think you're making shit up

>>739479308
>Natural birth everything goes back to place after a few months.
I WANT to believe this but I don't know. My wife is tiny.

>>739479549
He did. To this day I am still a compulsive masturbator because of him.

>>739479666
Devil trips!
No, she had her head far too long up her own ass, wallowing in depression, to notice anything. And he was very thorough with cleaning up after him. Jeez the amounts of baths I took with him!

Friendly rejinder that if you have kids outside your race you will end up alone, 100% guaranteed :^)

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>>739479468
Yes, the world turned against them because of their success. WW2 was an economic war in every way, churchill clearly stated this several times. The global finance couldnt profit from german people anymore so international jewery pushed a war on them. Enjoy being on the victorious but wrong side. National Socialism worked in every way. Its economic miracle, gigantic boom in happyness and health, its export, its birthrates and public care. The evidence of its success is inevitable. And that is why it was destroyed.

A nation of thinkers, families and warriors was too dangerous to let live. Now we have nations of consumers and idiots.

>>739469420
Yeah kinda. More like college roommates.

>>739474107
Almost as tired as your mom is about your faggotry

POST VIDEOS I'M GONNA MASTURBATE

>>739479769
My 32 year old mother of 2 is a cum craving sex goddess with a super tight body and pussy. Sounds like you picked a winner.

>>739479831
>Francia kek

>>739472212
>The baby's body is developed slowly over 9 months
>slowly
>nine months
Pick one
Also, a woman's blood volume effectively doubles - that means she has to produce a tremendous amount of new tissue just for blood. Her liver is working overtime, she has to deal with the nutrition exchange, etc.
Let me guess - HHKV, right?

>>739479798
If she's tiny she'll have stretch marks. That's why you choose women with wide hips. You'll learn one way or the other

>>739479092
>BRRRRRRAAAPPP

>>739479801
Whats the most "degenerate" thing you did while still underage

>>739468727
>no I don't cheat
Confirmed fag

>>739479219
Don't.
Worse for mom and baby

>>739479801
At what age did it go from sex play to real sex? Fuck you like a big girl if you know what I mean?

>>739471740
Behold your one and only child ever

>>739479801
Would you feel bad if you weren't told to feel bad ab9out it?

>>739479831
Stay mad faggot, name one country that practises National Socialism successfully and tell me why you don't move there.

>>739479969
Nope, not true. Has EVERYTHING to do with skin elasticity.

>>739479989
lolwut?
More degenerate that being fucked in the ass by a grown man at 8?
At 14 I gatecrashed a drinking party with the neighbour's son and a few of his friends. I got unconscious and woke up with sore openings and semen everywhere. (The boys treated me VERY nicely after that)

>>739480042
His penis started actually entering various parts of my body at 8. If you mean proper lovemaking it gradually evolved. Probably around 11. Hit puberty hard and fast at 12, and then it was all over.