sup faggots, wanna see the perfect homemade pocket pussy?

>>739463377
are you sure its not some image from some other thread?

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There's a possibility...

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sure

naa, my own creation after years of research

you motherfuckers gotta go scavange some materials tho

Show us then fag.

>>739463868
lmao

aright faggots, give me about three minutes... let me build it again and take pictures

you niggers are gonna need a mason jar, a pillowcase, rubber gloves, a sock and some lotion

>>739464139
I already bought a pocket pussy from the internet

feels amazing man

>>739464139
i dont need any of that stuff m8, just get a dog and make sweet gentle love to doggo

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is it sponges and a latex glove?

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>>739464366

The fuck me silly toy is expensive yet a dildo is like $15 to $20 give er take wtf?

>>739464243

fuck that, unless you bought some high end silicon shit your dik will fall the fuck off

>>739464139
>>Mason jar
>>Pocket

Choose one

>>739464139
bet its a childs corpse

>>739464468
you buy a cheap doc johnson for 10

>>739464139
I'm waiting you fag.

better yet

go to walmart buy a some diapers you disgusting fucks. fill a daipie with luke warm water. cut a dick sized hole in it. viola you got yourself a fresh vagina.

enjoy niggers

hold on faggots, photoshoot done

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this is my regular pocket pussy

>>739465426
VID_20170531_234434.webm
>2017,05,31
>05
>31
dude fuck off

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find a mason jar

>>739465426
No one wants to see yo dick.

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>>739464734
What the actual fuck did I just read.....

>>739465530
...proceed

>>739465647
You are on /b/ in a how to masturbate with household items thread. You are really surprised?

>>739464734
>fresh vagina

Are you talking about MY vagina?

>>739465780
>Doesn't actually have a vagina

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fold your sisters pillowcase like so

>>739465826
Umm... okay... weird, but go on...

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>>739465826

>your SISTERS pillowcase specifically

kek

>>739465826
what if i don't have a sister

>>739465826
My sister.....mmmmmhmmm

>>739465826
Well, okay then lmao

>>739465780
It's more likely than you think

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then like this you cunts

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then back the other way

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>>739466064

you got me so hooked, OP I think i know where this is going

this thread finally picking up

>>739466064
>>739466143
How exactly does that act like a fucking vagina?

>>739466064
>>739466143
Alright?

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wooosh now you habe smol pener

>>739466226
best meme

>>739466186
Dont worry. Its for virgins.

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bumping for some justice, OP make me proud

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you niggers see where this is going?

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>>739465530
Buy a Fleshlight

>>739466278
Holy fuck what

>>739466305
My god we are truly creative at times of need

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>>739466305
STRETCH THE FUCKING GLOVE OVER THE RIM OF THE JAR YOU FAGGOT

>>739466278
I like that ass. Oc? Post more. For the sake of bumping.

>>739466334
yes /b/ro that is OC youve never seen before

>>739466330
Or actually, save yourself the fucking time and get yourself a girlfriend.

>>739466432
money > time

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>>739466305
Holy shit. Amazeballs. Throwing my fleshlight away...going to raid my sisters pillowcase. Thank you OP. You are a God among men.

>>739466392
Let him use it, we need to know if it actually works

>>739463377
>>739465530
>>739465826
>>739466064
>>739466143
>>739466305
Show it in action

>>739464385
I tried this, it's not that great. I'd rather use my own hand.

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>>739466278
She is going to be pissed these got out so save um nao

>>739466330
>2017 buying fleshlights. They're like 4/10 at best...

Get an onahole like the venus real, shit is better than some pussy I've had. Not even kidding.

>>739466533
It's str8 then, fuck

Nice dubs btw

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of course you fold the thing over the mouth you fucking queers

OK I STUFFED MY SISTER IN THE JAR NOW WHAT?

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>>739466600
Dubs back atcha

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my slut sister wears this coconut lotion shit, sometimes i can smell it when she rubs one

>>739466622

that was thoroughly entertaining, OP.

what now?

>dubs decides?

Air con insulation.

That black closed cell foam tube stuff they put around pipes. Buy a length of 3"outer/1"inner diameter sized tube.

Lube your dick with olive oil, rub some inside the tube and go to town!

If too tight, store it when not in use with socks stuffed inside to keep it looser. It will tighten slowly when you use it = mindblowing.

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>>739466305
Bustt

>>739466658
Pee in it, seal it, and put it on a shelf.

>>739466804
Directions unclear, dick stuck in sister in jar.

>>739466725
>sometimes i can smell it when she rubs one
>i can smell it when she rubs one
>when she rubs one
Waitwaitwaitwait hold the fucking phone. You mind explaining why she uses fucking lotion when she's taking care of business?

>>739466533
Saving like mad mate. She's fucking gorgeous.

>>739466674
Would eat /10

no nigger, she wears that shit, when she gets sweaty i can smell it faggot

the sock is so its not cold... i will post advanced technique if theres interest... amp it up when im home alone

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fuck me, forgot the pic

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pussytime.jpg

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>>739467243

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>>739467243
That shit look dumb loose bruh, my hand isn't tighter than this weekend project

>>739467385
*is
RIP

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make sure you put her lotion on your knob and the hole, otherwise indianburn like a bitch, ask me how i know

the tightness is regulated by the air between the jar and the glove faggot

>>739467428
Hate when I get indian burn on my dick from mason jars. The worst.

>>739467428
Put finger, sharpie, or dick in to show how tight it is

>>739467385
this

I've tried what op is saying, and it's fucking trash tier. Too loose and it falls apart in less than a minute. Maybe if you're some dumb cutfag, it will get you off, since you can't feel anything anyways.

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>>739467583
with a fleshlight you can control the suction with the knob on the other end

>>739467809
why are you wearing a cock ring to jerk off tho?

>>739468144
Not him but have you tried it?

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>>739468144
to make the tip more engorged and full of blood soo I can feel every bump and caress inside the cock hero sleeve, I try and go stroke for stroke with the videos and beat them, I usually last 10 minutes at first then 20 to 30 after that, I'll play 1 or 2 videos during a fap session

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makeup brush

>>739468441
This is the saddest hole I've ever seen.

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shit can be too tight to put in at first, gotta lift the seal between the glove and the jar to let some air in at first.

next best part, you can put three gloves in there... fap, cum, pull it out, fresh pussy again, just add more of her lotion

>>739468569
I built one using a lysol disinfectant wipe tube and I poked holes in the back to let some air out when I fucked it.

>>739468569
Jesus, just go fuck your sister already
She's probably home right now
Just come in and do it, you nigger
She's probably been waiting for a long time anyway, y'know, with all that lotion
I bet it was a signal so you associate the smell with her masturbating

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>>739468569
>fresh pussy again

>>739468710

fuck, i wish, ive seen her rub it four times now

let me know if you faggots wanna see how to build a pelvis and torso

>>739466463
what

>money, replenishable resource, requires time to earn
>time, once used, forever lost, can equate to money

>>739468704

ive thought about that, not sure how to poke a hole in glass

>>739469613
Drill that shit bitch nigga

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>>739469613
that's why I built it out of a plastic tube