ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS!

i am not the fbi

I'm a muslim who really likes Trump but I don't know why.

>>739460440
he is a nice guy

i only masturbate anally as a female. feels too good, kinda scared since it puts off local guys lol

oh well.

>>739460626
But you masturbate vaginally as a male? How does that work?

>>739460626
>>739460844
not that anon/anonette but my gf likes fingering her asshole while I stroke my cock to her, so she gets off on it

I put the screw in the tuna

>>739460431

do you know what's coming for you

>>739460281
My girlfriend thinks I quit porn. I got caught once when I forgot to clear my history, but now I just use a virtual machine to browse for it.

>>739460965
death?

>>739460626
Where do you live and are you a white woman?

>>739461073

worse

>>739461267
hillary?

>>739461267
boipussi?

I masturbate to the idea of me being raped repeatedly

Im fuck buddies with my friend/housemate's gf's 13yo sister

My buddy's ex is hot milf with big tits. I have explicit of pics and videos of the stuck up bitch. She would be so humiliated and embarrassed if she knew that not only I know what every inch of her looks like but so many strangers know exactly what she looks like naked and what she looks like with a cock in her mouth and pussy.

>>739460281
I have a uggo fat GF

>>739461555
Same
She Just messaged me about how badly she wants to suck my cock. I'm tempted to fap before I go home and tell her I'm tired.

>>739461555
Why not fuck the whale and move on

I convinced 3 ex gfs to let dogs lick their vag and record it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai1sKeScJfQ

I look at slutty pics of my ex gf on instagram and I don't fucking know why. I'd never take her back but damn it if she isn't sexy. I just broke up with another girl and I hate that I don't think of her as sexually. I had nudes and everything.. I don't know, the only thing I do know is that I want to fuck a white girl up the ass one day for reparations

>>739461682
I feel ya

>>739461749
Feel kinda bad for dumping her

>>739460281
I'm not supposed to be drinking but here i am, drinking.

Had an old lady give me a blowjob. And when I say old I mean she had dentures and had to use a walker.

>>739461413
I too masturbate to rape. But I'm the one raping in my fantasy

>>739461327
>>739461329

jews

I am married with children and only have sex in the missionary possition for the purpose of procreation

>>739462262
You sick fuck

I blackmailed cute girl in school. She let me fuck her. It lasted for two months and I became more and more abusive toward her. She committed suicide eventually.

>>739461887
If she's fugly you deserve better and to be happy

>>739461488
How does that make you feel, anon?

>>739461052>>739461413
Sex?
>>739461267
ok

>>739462340
YOUR WIFE MUST HAVE GIANT TITS!

im secrectly gay and would like to fuck my female cuzins

>>739461758
Sounds fishy,sauce.

>>739462373
Yeah im going to dump her and move here soon

>>739462439
Big tits and sucks like a champ

>>739461546
Post them

I (m) was molested/ fucked by my uncle when I was little and I loved it.

>>739460281
I just want a nice guy to fuck me and take care of me and love me the way I want to be loved

>>739462671
I'd be happy to email them to you. Is that cool? Goes for anyone

>>739460281
I hate myself, and wish almost everyday that i would die. I can't get over the fact that i feel like i should have been born a woman.

>>739460281

I'm so tired of being alive and I'm only in my early 20s.. I know things will only get massively worse as well.. I'm planning on offing myself on 30th birthday if I haven't found a lust for life by then..

>>739462759
Details?

>>739462811
What way do you want to be loved?

>>739462635
Don't do it bro, no matter what anyone says, if you ever dump someone after dating them because "muh standards" you show future girls that you're not only a hypocrite bUt that you aren't relationship material; unwilling to help her change when you're not willing to change yourself.

>>739462812
Yea sure heres a temp email [email protected]

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>>739462859

I downloaded a shit ton of child porn onto an asshole's laptop in my class, then gave an anonymous tip to the school about what was on the computer

>>739462812
Email em /b/ro. dkinley334@gmail

>>739462923
Most girls would not care actually.

>>739462812
Cometblizzard at gmail

>>739463060

Pretty much haha I need to wait a long time though so my family know it was a well thought about choice and don't blame themselves or some bullshit like that

>>739462372
That's pretty fucked

>>739463114
since you knew the sites im sure you enjoyed the cp beforehand

>>739462811
A lot of guys want that, don't worry

I captured a fuckload of bees in a jar and hid it in my backpack, during one of the periods between classes, I took it out and through it. The glass shattered and bees went fucking apeshit, got school evacuated and I skipped the rest of the day.

I took a huge shit in one of the bathrooms as school during class, I pulled my shit out of the toilet and smeared it on everything.

I stole a fire extinguisher, strapped those shells you out in tubes all over it, lit them and chucked it in the back of some guys pickup.

I used to fart in a cup and make my parents sniff it

I have over 1000 bottles of piss that I've saved up over the past 3 years. I'm going to pour them all over my neighbors house, mailbox and vehicles.

I got other kids beat up and school for the lulz

I clotheslined a kid so hard that I broke his spine and paralyzed him.

I like to preform experiments on different animals, from setting them on fire, to putting them in different accusing solutions. I love hearing their screems.

I raped my cousin at a family reunion

I put 5 kids in the hospital when I baked exlax brownies for French class

Much much more stuff

>>739462014
How was it?

>>739463318
You sick fuck

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>>739463318
I'm going to call bull shit, fag

>>739463423
Not OP but I'd assume gummy

>>739462635
you wont find anyone better

>>739461958
Did that on probation. And smoked marijuana on probation. Didn't get caught for it either. Of course, I don't care for weed anymore, but I am still an alcoholic.

>>739460281

I'm addicted to drugs and all my friends are absolute cancer. I'm not bound to any drug in particular, just intoxication. Maybe stims and weed. I want to clean up and am moving soon, which I think will facilitate it.

I love my friends and wish them the best, but I hate them. I've become caretaker of a group of more than 15 throughout college. They're all great, but I can't be the one who always has their shit together throughout the madness. I'm tired of brotherhood based on addiction.

I want to get clean and leave them all behind. They've become so much worse than I ever got. I can't handle that anymore, for my own sake. I feel guilty, like I'm abandoning my whole network.

But I think I need to.

I just want to feel okay, /b/.

I just can't handle this weight.

>>739462262
If you're being serious, bravo my man. If not, what crap b8

i post on /b/

>>739462811
Can't. Feminism

>>739462586
then youre not gay, faggot

I'm now dating the girl who spurned me in high school. The reason? I'm grooming her daughter and hope to pull a Woody Allen.

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free rare Pepe niiggeerrss

>>739464205
How old is the daughter?

>>739462839
Bro. You can be a beautiful man. The way you are. Screw this transgender mania. I hate myself too and wish more than anything to fly away. Just go. The idea of Heaven is appealing to me because it is as far away from Earth as you can get. That sounds great

>>739462419
I had a crazy hot cousin I used to masturbate thinking of all the time (biggest regret is deleting all my pictures I had when I got my first gf), I sometimes masturbate wishing I was a sexy trap and could seduce straight guys to fuck me, and I once joined a threesome with some fat chick my former roommate brought home once.

>>739460281
I think Andy Sixx is the best thing that ever happened to the warp tour

>>739463318
Being this edgy. Nice b8 kid

Im pretty sure my friend raped bc she couldn't pay a guy for weed, and I'm seriously considering getting a group of kids to beat the shit out of him

>>739464360
12.

I'm addicted to fapping on cam chat sites. I spend hours each night just skipping along till I find a cute girl that's willing to play along. The other day I had a girl of single digit age play on cam for me. Then she asked to see my cock 'do that sperm thing' was so cute. I cum buckets thanked her then kek'ed about her terminology

>>739464618
How about you call the cops and give her a support group

I regularly peep on my neighbor because our windows are right across from each other. I've been doing it for at least 3 years, and I know she's seen me a few times because she will occasionally draw the shades and drop the blinds. However sometimes she'll leave them wide open, and I've seen her naked a handful of times now. Twice I happened to catch her masturbating, both times she got up halfway in and dropped her blinds so I'm pretty sure she saw me. We've passed each other outside the front of the house plenty of times and she's never said a word, and has always offered a polite "hey", so I don't think she minds. She is hot as fuck and just graduated this year, so I am considering starting to talk to her.

>>739464464
When I was there with my ex in 2011 in Detroit, I saw them on stage (not a fan, just standing back) I saw the crowd throwing garbage at the band. Beer bottles, wrappers, etc. I kinda felt bad honestly. But hey, you can't win all the time

>>739464618
Dude, she's trying to cover for the fact that she let some skeevy weed dealer pound her cunt for a few grams of pot. Don't fall for her bullshit.

>>739464753
What are you doing to groom her?

>>739464816
I would, but im still not even sure what happend. I'm pretty sure it was something along the lines of non-consensual head, but she was completely fine afterwards, and hasn't said anything about it. Shes also a minor, so I don't want to try something, then have it end up not being rape, so she just gets in deep shit with her parents, and possibly the cops

>>739464802
They are so horny, aren't they?

>>739464881
Do it, if you died today you'd regret it

>>739460281
i used to have 2 pet rats, and i used to strangle one of them and torture it nightly. I am still very ashamed and no one knows about it. I now have 2 new rats and theyre my homies and i never hurt them.

>>739464802
What sites are those?

I'm lonely and live in self-adsorbed world, I flip a coin ever night before going to sleep, if it lands on the same coin 3 nights in a row I have to kill myself.

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Tricked gf into sleeping with black coworkers.

>>739464802
Get real.
"that sounds fantastic!" - Goku, Broly the Legendary Super Saiyan

>>739465182
Make sure to facebook live stream it, and post it to /b/

>>739465200
>tricked
Kek

My father is dying and I don't care, but I can't make myself tell him that.

>>739464802
jelly

>>739465253
Right? That's a funny way to say "begged her to cuck me"

>>739463423
The bj itself wasnt spectacular or anything. But she would say to me how big I was and how nice my dick is etc. Pretty much stroke my ego so id feel good not just physically, you know.

My ex gf enticed me into a threesome with her ugly best friend to lead me out of a relationship with her. I suspected this the whole time, did the threesome, and kept fucking her uggo friend when she was brought around. Then I acted surprised when that relationship ended with violence towards me.

>>739465441
Savage

>>739460281
I feel like I'm perpetually trapped in a sinkhole with no way to climb out, and any time I try I just fall and sink further. I want to just be saved from this life so I can move forward and do something, but my only option is to just keep slowlh clawing my way up and pray I can get out someday. My life feels hopeless and I just want to die.

>>739465138
Why did you do that?

>>739465441
I think you had a nice girlfriend. If I were you I would have said thank you and asked if she would stick around so I could keep fucking her friend. But your way is good too

>>739465326
same

>>739465729
it was only 1 rat in particular i did this too. the other rat was chill and i would play with it and stuff, but the one i hurt was always shitting on me and pissing on me and would never chill with me, so one day i got frustrated and i held it from its tail until it screetched out loud. idk why but that gave me some adrenaline rush and i just kept doing stuff like that after that first experience. i would throw the rat around and kick it like it was a hacky sack, i would also just strangle its poor little neck and watch it fight for its life until it gave up, then i would let it breathe again. it was fucked up, and everytime i think about the rat i feel ashamed and sad that it had to have such a shitty life.

>>739462908
In the butt

>>739466373
Why the butt?

>>739465777
She started out seeming quite nice but honestly was a bit young and immature for me. I didn't know what I was dealing with or I could've had something awesome. Some of the best sex ever from that crazy chick though. Her friend was a bit like a lot but the idea was too hot to pass on.

>>739466615
I Just like it in the butt a lot
Vaginas are dumb and I like it in the butt

>>739462811
If you don't have that already, you probably don't really want it. There's an ocean of guys who want to provide exactly that. You just have to look at what guys you have had in your life to see what you really want.

I molested my little cousin and shes super depressed for last 10 years

>>739464881
Please talk to her. Seriously

>>739466945
best go lick her clit then

>>739465089
There's a constant stream of horny bald cunts out there willing to share

>>739465170
Try chat alternative

>>739467049
I want to, just don't know how to approach her. I can't walk up and be like "hey, I've been spying on you while you're naked in your room for a while now and you're hot, so let's grab coffee some time."

>>739466049
Dont think about it. Yes it may have been a bit fucked up but it was just a rat, and many kids used to do shit like this just for fun

>>739467447
You dont have to bring that shit up. Just normally approach her like a human

>>739467447
dumbass, just ask her for out for coffee without the awkward shit

>>739466859
I'm sure you'll find some lucky guy to fuck you in the butt

>>739467447
You fucking retard, asking to grab some coffee on the spur of the moment is exactly what you need to do.

besides i browse the majority of the boards? im a massive lolicon especially when it gets to femdom however pegging is gay
http://hentai2read.com/daily_life_with_lady_yupiel/

chris pls go

>>739467464
That's how some feel about other people. "It's just a rat. Who cares." While they proceed to cut your head off with a butter knife. It was a thing with life and a sense of fear. Yes it may have used anon for a restroom but it's just an animal. I'm glad he feels sorry about it too. It shows that he has humanity. Don't write it off with an "oh well".

I want a cup of coffee but it's already 4:57am here. I've got mean insomnia

>>739468610
have you considered coffee without coffin? now you can drink late coffee and still be okay

>>739460281
from age 14-17 I was fucking my mothers husband after school every couple of days. also a dude

>>739468410
I agree with your point but i also wanted to say that thinking about it even more while he already understands that its wrong will just make him feel sad.

I am not human

>>739468691
Eh. Decaf is okay. Not a huge fan. Besides, I can drink coffee and still sleep well, I just have bad insomnia. Hard to get to sleep, and when asleep, hard to stay asleep

I stole a gun from an ex bestfriend and tried to kill myself with it

>>739467726
>>739467744
>>739467914
No shit, but I'm mostly worried she'll make a big deal about it if I actively talk to her

>>739463318
would have been semi believable but the clothes lining and spine breaking part kinda blew it

>>739468960
When I was a kid, my grandmother knew this dude who had a disfigured face. She never told me how his face got messed up. Just that he had "an accident". He was a really nice guy too. He had to push on his stoma or whatever you call that button on his throat to speak. Well after his passing and after I was older, she told me he used a shotgun to blow his head off and it didn't kill him. Sad thing is that I hear before his attempt, his brother hung himself and his dad also committed suicide. He'd have been the third.

>>739460281
i'm from the CIA

>>739467334
Or periscope, plenty Russian pizza

>>739469417
Most of CD is Russian girls too.

>>739469054
Well that's a risk you'd just have to take. Either talk to her and deal with that for better or worst, or just keep things as they are.

>>739469263
Something in my mind wouldn't let me touch the trigger but, it was very sad. I want to hire a hitman to kill me.

I go between "phases" of like
>huge raging faggot that wants to be full of dick, covered in cum
and
>macho straight dude that's disgusted by fags

Should I just fuck off to another state/country and be a fag? I moved out of home, and then my family moved right up the street. I don't want to have them know I'm a disappointment, but I'm indecisive as fuck with my sexuality.
Is this some dissociative identity disorder shit?

>>739461488

fucked up if true

>>739469965
been in the same boat. Some days I just Wanna gobble a fuck ton of cum from anyone who's around.
Some days I wanna bury my face into pussy and make fun of fags
Other days I wish I could just get a rich guy to give me surgery and move across country to be a whore

>>739462262
how many of your female children have you procreated with so far?

I've been dating a girl for a little over a year, and I've never fucked her.
I don't know what it is, but I don't care for vag. It isn't just hers, I can't stand seeing it in porn either, but I do like her tits though. I tried sucking dick in college, but couldn't bare it, and never wanted to do it again since.
I have no idea what's wrong with me. I'd assume I'm just a fag, but dick disgusts me.

>>739468849
Sure thing ET

>>739462372
If true, I hope she left a death note for her family, and they're just waiting for things to cool down before they torture you to death.

>>739463318
>>739469242
>I have over 1000 bottles of piss that I've saved up over the past 3 years. I'm going to pour them all over my neighbors house, mailbox and vehicles.
>over 1000 bottles of piss
>1000

That would be kind of a lot. Like really.

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i steal rare pepes....

case and point

>>739465200
Not you again.

>>739469496
I've seen some sights on periscope. Mainly Russian pizza acting up for views. Even saw a girl molesting her younger sister.

When I was 11 I had a friend who was 14. He raped me on a sleepover.

As a child i was raped by my teenage neighbour multiple times. My parents would visit his parents for coffee and one day we were playing in his room and he instructed me to take my clothes off and lay in his bed. He proceeded to touch my dick and finger me while he played with his own. I called for my mother but she was out the back having coffee and i guess just thought i was being a shitty kid. He took advantage of me a few times before i told my parents. Years later and I'm 26 and pretty sure I'm a sex addict because of him. My family never spoke of it again after they told the police and i don't know what happened to the other boy or his family. Sometimes i go months without thinking about it but it's always there in the back of my mind.

>>739473068
Stale pasta

>>739473493
Actually not a pasta dunno how to prove it but w/e

>>739460440
Because he wants to kill you and secretly deep down you know it's best for society

>>739473889
Did you like it when he touched your pee pee?

>>739474225
Someone got my mums number? I'm being cyber bullied! But yeah up until a year or two ago i thought i had a rape fetish

I dream about raping and murdering women constantly to deflect from the fact that I'm
6'3, in very good shape yet still instantly repel any woman in a 10m Vacinity.

I'm so fucking lonely.

I don't want it to hurt anymore lads.

>>739474339
>i thought i had a rape fetish
In that, you wanted to be raped?

>>739474479
Have you tried talking to a woman like she's a normal person? Do you mention sex, violence, or mention her appearance even in a positive way when talking to a woman? Do you flirt when you first meet a girl?

>>739470631
Has she not asked for sex yet either? That's kinda surprising.

>>739474659
No like it was turning me on to watch rape porn etc

>>739474479
I'm this guy >>739474764
I read it again and thought maybe it sounded mean. That wasn't my intention. These questions are 100% serious.

>>739462811
Always conditions..

>>739474850
That might also happen, if you watch a lot of porn. Sometimes when I watch too much shit starts getting weird and more violent to get me off. Maybe cut back on porno, if that's the case.

I liked Last Action Hero

>>739460281
I made the wrestling gif

>>739463126
Now you post em

>>739474959
You're not alone

>>739474955
Yeah that's good advice

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I'm really attracted to my daughter Brittany. Hey body is gorgeous and she's so sexy. Pic is her.

I did not like the novel Dracula. Thought it was dull as dishwater

There's a dead body underneath a Disney Resort in Honolulu, Hawaii.

>>739462812
please do; [email protected]

Moby Dick pisses me off but at the same time I admire Mellville's effort.

>>739474764

Yeah I have a few female friends, I just talk to girls like ordinary people. If I'm
Into a chick I'll flirt with her when first talking but 9 times outta 10 she'll just either ignore or respond with "aw you're so sweet" and other crap.

I used to get friend zoned hard so now I make up for it by being overtly obvious when I'm keen, and I just don't continue being friends with girls I'm into if they don't reciprocate.

Idk wtf the point of this post/rant was. I just want a chick who likes being around me and wants to be coddled. I don't want to be the monster the world moulded me into.

>>739475196
Cool!

>>739464618
this >>739464975

I was given a date and time by my agent, upon arrival to the villa I was escorted to a living room where I was asked to fuck a drugged out completely in trance Rihanna (the fucking singer) and repeat the words "Nancy, lawless, wool, apple"

I did it, I got paid 25,000$ for keeping my mouth shut. And the villa owner was a white Danish Jew.

She was literally mindfucked beyond coherence, she was mumbling and licking the table the whole time.

I don't believe in the Illuminati, but something does exist in in celebrity/producer circles And I am a direct witness of it.

I want to go home. I'm stuck in the Philippines because I don't have plane fare and I just want to go home.

>>739475469
Embassy, red cross, unhcr
Are you fucking demented?

>>739475454
sure fag

I fucked that which I shouldn't have fucked, multiple times until "it" became pregnant in which case it was either jail, or burrying "it" in the woods.

I leave the rest to your creative imagination.

>>739475520
The embassy is just going to spring for a thousand dollar plane ticket eh?

>>739475540
Homie you have nooooooooooooooooo fucking clue lol

>>739475101
Last time your saw her pussy?

>>739475591
They have a system for that. You fucking moron it's international law. If a citizen request it, they bill you back home and give you a payment plan.

This is as old as embassies and planes existed you fucking retarded afterbirth

>>739475259
I don't think girls like being flirted with or told they're pretty unless they trust you, or they are a drunken bar skank. Try not to think of it as being friend zoned and just being friends. If you work on some chick for a while and she ends up with another guy try not to get mad, shrug it off because there are literally billions of other women out there. I know how it feels man I get jealous and shit too, you gotta suppress it though. You have to be gentle and patient with women. It's probably kinda scary being a woman around all men, not just you. Society is shitty but don't let it hold you back.

I had a friend who came on to me, I let him, and I ended up fucking his ass.
I'm straight with a gf now, but he made me a little gay. Just a little.

>>739475659
Well thank you for being such a polite and cultured human being with your response. I'm touched.

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>>739475608
When she was in high school. She was skinny dipping in our pool late one summer night with her friends. Thought I was asleep.

>>739474768
Nah, but on the rare occasion she's made a flirtatious advance, I don't play along, and make up a reason to fuck off for a moment.
Will probably talk to her later about whether she needs it or not, and if so, probably mutually agree to see other other people for her sake.
I don't know.

I witnessed the systematic breaking of a girl locked in a room, they made her break without touching her. Food deprivation, sleep deprivation, psychological tricks, the room was painted in red and there was always a black immovable cube in it. They would spike her water with sedatives and move the cube around. I watched as she broke her fingers punching that thing. She was literally mindless.

>>739475721
Sorry man, had a shitty day with the gf. We had fights so now I'm being an asshole to everyone.

Sorry, you don't deserve it, but seriously if the embassy people don't budge for some impossible reason the red cross has the same service

>>739475739
You know any details about her sex life? Is she a slut?

>>739475739
yo he is posting this bitch in like 3 other threads .....b8 is b8......... shut it down son

I was asked by a rich man to be his fucktoy, I did it for two nights. Now I am driving a car because of that.

>>739475942
Shit, I'd be his fuck toy just for the sake of being his fuck toy.

>>739476045
I'm a guy in his thirties, he was a sadist. And he whipped.

I love how these threads have become:

"Post a secret you wish you had*

>>739476114
A dick is a dick.
I don't care if it's black, white, asian, or even alien.
As long as it's a dick, I'm happy.

I've been a Jehovah's witness all my life, 78 now, don't believe any of it anymore and want to leave it, but if i do, all my family and friends will never speak to me again.

I'll be totally by myself.

I thinking more afraid of upsetting them then I am of losing them.

Weird huh?

>>739476212
>alien
The mothership could use more fucktoys

>>739476240

Dammit, i meant 27 years old.

I masturbate thinking about my wifes sister while my wife is in the next room...at night, in the morning. I even imagine its my wifes sister when my wife is on top of me.

>>739476282
Hahaha. Religion is for sheep, you must leave. If your family loves their cult more than you, you don't need them.

>>739476359
So?

>>739460956
Dammit Kel!

>>739475823
edgy as fuck 2/10

>>739460281
I fell for the oldest trick in the book ICUP

>>739471297
pisslord saved up 150 piss bottles in 3 months
150*4 = 600
1000 in 3 years is very easily doable

but he's still bullshitting

>>739462811
Tried that. My wife then cheated on me with the male babysitter, lied to the police about me hitting her and is legally getting away with fraud. She got bored of what she had. Welcome to VA

When I was 18 me and my friend took a 13 year old to lake house (his parent's) and took turns fucking her, she wasn't raped, she wanted it, she loved it, she came, she sucked, she panted, she moaned, she came again, she licked and swallowed and got 9 loads inside her pussy, ass and mouth over the course of 7 hours. We didn't give a shit about birth control because we popped her with a plan b the next day. Nowadays I hear people victimising young sluts and I just laugh inside.

Protip: 13 is old enough, any femanon reading this understands me.

>>739476508
See, the thing is, it happened.

>>739476376

Yeah, true. Problem is that they believe that ignoring me is a kindness on their part. They weird like that.

I know it's for my own good in one way, but what if something bad happens and I have nobody to fall back on? Bam, that's the end of me.

>>739476359

I masturbate thinking about my wifes sister while my wife is in the next room...at night, in the morning. I even imagine its my wifes sister when my wife is on top of me.

I masturbate thinking of this guys wife while her sister is in the next room at night in the morning. I even imagine his wife while her sister is on top of me

>>739476376

M'lady

I've been inside what I used to call before a "UFO"
You wouldn't believe me even if I told you, so I'll tell you anyway, my secret is your secret and everybody else's on this planet.

We live in a galactic prison, literally a prison. As in LITERALLY, and I can't emphasize the word literally enough, a prison.

I've seen a 8inch dick before on an Asian.
I sucked him off, it's a real thing.

>>739471111
Quads of truth.

>>739476815
holy shit you were correct we don't believe you

>>739476711
>Problem is that they believe that ignoring me is a kindness on their part.
Wow that's some serious brainwashing. Is anyone else in the family on the fence about the cult too? Maybe you could get them on your side or at least keep in contact with them.

>>739475942
How do I find rich person?

Started a pornhub page with my wife she loves the attention she's getting such a turn on.

>>739476815

Well if you believe the world of forms is all there is or if you have concrete belief in anything then yes, we are in a galactic/universal prison. Free your mind, free yourself

>>739477080
Link?

>>739476621
Wish I could be that lucky . . .

In a very low moment of my life I put on make up, dress and full trap attire and then went to a gay club. The bouncer told me to go to this other place nearby with him so I did, I ended up in a smaller club with like 50 traps, and men dressed in suits. 3 guys took me to the club bathroom and fucked me till I cried. I literally cried, and I was moaning in the same time. I must have had some major emotional catharsis because I was shaking from the cocktail of emotions.
I got royally, and I mean royally ass fucked that night as they were all hung, all three had thick long veiny dicks that punched my masculinity to oblivion.

I jerked off 4 times to orgasm while being fucked, I came as my dick was entirely soft, asshole stretched, limp dick orgasming in my rubbing hand.

It was the single sluttiest moment of my life, I was completely lost in submission that I degraded my self further and let them slap me around.

I went home red, sweaty, slimey, with a sore rectum and at home I was still so shaken and horny that I used a cucumber to fuck my self to a 5th orgasm when finally I collapsed and slept in my puddle of failure.

I woke up the next day, took a long shower, and went on with my life.

No STDs, checked multiple times after, it's been 2 years since and all my STD tests are negative.

I won't do it again, but I gotta say that was a very very, very bad period of my life.

>>739460626
The local guys are nuts if they font appreciate it

>>739477221
damn son sounds heavy

>>739477026
>>739477098
You seriously don't get it, you skipped the word literally.

This is a prison, complete with cells, wardens, visitations, parole hearings, judges, court.
Everything about the legal system is a miniturisation of the planet prison.

We have watchers, and prison guards, every single time you die, you are resent to a new "cell"

You literally, don't even...
Fuck it never mind

>>739477221
Are u gay

>>739460281
im 24/m and have a diaper fetish. im currently wearing nothing but a diaper a tshirt and a pair of plastic pants

>>739477050
You lurk where they lurk
Rich venues, clubs, bars, etc.

>>739477254
or gay

>>739469965
It's called bi-curious. I'm same way.

>>739477221

>writing fantasy stories to give neckbeards a boner

I'd say you're still at a low point of your life, mate

>>739477350

>dat mental disorder tho

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I wish I had a kind Alpha to mentor me. I'm a sex addict, but I'm beta. I've raped plenty of times, it was 2 girls and they loved it. After seeing family and friends physically and mentally abused by men, I can't be the cruel person that takes pussy. And at what cost? They fear another beating or words that shatter the soul? I can't. I don't want to see people I care about hurt.

However: if you're daughter looks fuckable(no matter the age), your hot gf/wife, your hot mom . . . I want to rape her! And make her like it.

I'm a bit damaged. . .

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Yesssss YESSSSS POST YOUR SECRETS

>>739477347
I needed love, and a release from guilt.
I doubt anybody there understands these words.

>>739477355
I'm bi, it's weird I'm dominant with girls. But sometimes I want to be the girl just so I can experience love as a girls to be wanted and desired.

>>739461052
If your girl doesn't let you watch porn she's a controlling and insecure bitch

>>739477471
If text about a bisexual guy going through severe mental breakdown gave you a boner id say you're headed to worse places muh bro.

>>739477583
hey whatever makes you go thru your days anon, keep strong bruh

I rape my best friends wife on a regular basis.

Lured her out for a drink saying I needed to talk about him then raped her in the parking lot at the end of the night.

She's too scared to tell him in case he leaves her so I do it any chance I get.

>>739477625
If you need porn and not your girlfriends hot ass body to satisfy you then you're a selfish manchild

I shot a total of 14 niggers over 6 months in South Africa. 4 died. It was fun

>>739477643
Thanks man, best to you as well.

>>739477471

Made no mention of getting a boner, lad. But the attention seeking should be obvious, no?

>>739477221
>/b/ degeneracy brainwash program successful.
I pity you people who can't see how hard the liberals are fucking your head.

>>739477456
I've had both gay and straight experiences before. However, when in the "huge raging faggot" phase, it's just that, being a massive fag that wants to just be covered in dicks and cum, and I can't stand the thought of tits or cunt.
On the other side of it, being the macho manly man straight guy, the thought of dick disgusts me to the point of wanting to vomit.
I'm not curious about my sexuality.

I don't know, maybe I'm just retarded. Should go get a mental health check or something.
Thanks for the (you) anyway, anon. Have a good day.

>>739477642
>>739477819

>>739477819
We all crave attention otherwise we would just lurk forever

I hate USA

My best friend and I get blowjobs from each others wives when we go to visit each other, the secret is neither wife knows about the other one, friend was cuck and wanted his wife to fuck me but is shy about her body after having a baby but she agreed to a blowjob and I eventually talked my wife into doing it for him about a year later. Been going on for 3 years. I got my cock sucked form her last weekend then fucked my wife later that night, always try and get both in one day to make it even hotter. Both wives totally clueless.

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My brother went on vacation for 2 weeks. I told him while he was away I'd finish drywalling and mudding his basement. He sent me an email this morning asking me how it's going. I told him good but I haven't even started it yet. He comes home Saturday.

>>739464171
Kek

>>739477221
>bad
Fuck, that sounds like absolute bliss to me. Just reading that makes me want to go out to a gay club and hope I find a group of big dudes.
Hope you've had a good life since then, at least.

>>739477892
>both wives totally clueless
Assuming this is a real story, you have got to be the dumbest human being on the planet to think that women don't talk about everything. Especially wives who know each other.

>>739469417
How does one find good periscope pizza?

I look at nn models

>>739477871

I agree with you. The attempt was very transparent though so I thought I might stick my head out and make a mention
I inadvertently got your attention so I'm grateful I guess

I hold my own hand because i'm such a fucking loser

>>739478063
The attempt was a real memory, that I romanticised in that post.

I must admit, I made that post hoping someone would tell me "nah you're ok anon"

>>739478016
They only ever met once and that was before the BJs started. Sold them the story that the other one is a cold fish in bed. They've never even questioned us about the other.

I'm really, really tired of people being repetitive.
Even the so called spontaneous ones are predictable. I haven't been wrong about a single person since I was 20.

Ten years of patterns, and a whole bunch of fucked up people across 3 countries.

Everybody including myself is a piece of shit and this planet is fucking irritating.

>>739464975
This. She probably choked on his dick a bunch, too.

>>739478165
Women
Talk
To each other
About
Their
Sex
Lives
And
Partners
Especially
About
Wanting
To
Fuck
Each
Others
Husbands
You
Fucking
Imbecile
Inbred
Joke
Of
A
Man

>>739460844
Lol

>>739462812
[email protected]
thx

Well gotta go sleep, bye thread
P.s. I am the guy who made 70% of the posts in this thread.

>>739478270
They
have
never
talked
to
each
other
read
the
fucking
post
you
dip
shit

>>739477350
any proof or clue about this?
if no quit reacting like an edgy enlightened cunt

>>739464205
You are the man pls report your adventure top kek

>>739478027
Search for ones that don't have any previous broadcasts. People with lots of followers won't risk having their account banned.

>>739477850
I'm never turned off by pussy. Just wanting to be covered in, and swallow cum comes and goes. Never away just varying levela of intensity. Wife knows and doeant care. She and I haved talked about even doing a mmf bi 3way someday. Dont know any bi guys tho. Especially none that well. :(

Never had bi experiences, only cravings.

>>739478136

Whatever man, I don't believe you but it doesn't mean someone won't. But everyone deserves to be happy so no matter my opinion, you still deserve to smile and have a good life. Peace

>>739478487
any good keywords to use in the search

>>739468838
You are a really ho dude

>>739478215
This
Everyone I know is just the same person. They drink, party, complain about work, sleep, repeat. Every fucking time. There's no unique personalities anywhere and the ones that were unique are now falling into that same shitty pattern. I can't talk to anyone about games because they only care about movies. I can't talk to anyone about the things I like because they either don't know about it or don't care. I have to keep my private life extremely private so that I don't get singled out or anyrhing because I'm scared of being alone, but I'm annoyed at myself for hiding who I am instead of embracing me. I fucking hate everyone, I fucking hate myself, I don't want to die because there's shit I gotta do before I'm satisfied, I don't want to rape or kill because even I know that's morally wrong but sometimes I feel that I should, maybe I'm just being edgey but I'm quite sick of how things are and there's no way i can change any of that.

>>739460281

I've spent weeks trying to figure out how to get remote access to a photographer's computer 3 states away since I found out she did a nude shoot of a girl I know. Seriously, turning my brain inside out trying to make it happen.

>>739460281
I narrate spooky stories on youtube and ive been told i have the voice for it, i just cant get the timing down to save my life.
I've been thinking of adding (TRUE) to the title but i don't want to seem click baity and drive my very very very small subscriber base away.
I'm grateful for the subs i have but, i wish i had a bigger base.

>>739477905
Better get on with it then.

I befriended a camwhore, ended up visiting her, then falling in love with her.

Then she friendzoned me so hard saying I was too ugly and short to ever become her bf.

So we got drunk together and I raped her while she slept. She still thinks we are bffs but I only try get her drunk and try to rape her anytime I visit.

>>739478669
get new friends

>>739478606
Another anon gifted us periscopetop dot com. Just keep refreshing the page to see who's naked

I had an affair with a married woman I work with.
Lost my job recently (Not about that) and PHEW.. things were getting hairy.
But damn, did she act like a porn star behind closed doors....

>>739478527
I had a girlfriend leave me because I would hesitate like a 'child eating their vegetables' whenever she'd want sex while I was in a faggoty phase.
I might just force myself into all the dick and trap threads here to condition myself into being a full-time faggot cum dumpster.

>>739462859
I've felt that way for as long as I can remember. I'm 45 now. Eventually the fatigue morphs into a sort of aloofness towards the world that is liberating in its own way.
You stop worrying about comparing yourself to others, living by other people's rules, and ultimately learn to laugh at the absurdity of life and be entertained by it.

>>739477028
Nope, they're pretty adamant about it.

The only ones that know are my older sister and her husband, who are trying to convince me otherwise, we have weekly discussions

>>739470631
Asexual maybe?

>>739460281
ive did my mom

>>739479622
I didn't know the word to that, but having looked it up, seems pretty fair.
Probably best to let her go, rather than having her cheat on me by fucking some other dude.
Fuck it, I'll do that, try to get alcohol poisoning and overdose.
Thanks for letting me know of the word, anon.

>>739464205
>>739478461
I second this, please grace us with an update in the future of your glorious conquests.

>>739476874
Same. Asian twink with a fat 7 inch. Sucked him until he begged to be fucked. Loved watching that thing flop up and down while he rode me.

I take creepshots of my cousin. I have a lot, will upload when I get around to editing them
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph596829571b774

>>739479171
Awww. I'd gladly swap cum with you. I think thats what gets me into the bi area the most. I just like cum amd watching throbbing dicks cum. Never been about anal anything.

Is there a name for gay that doesnt do anal, only oral?

Im a virgin, I have phimosis and fear that ill never get laid due to it

>>739480175
phimosis is quite common don't worry about this

if it's a good girl for you then she won't give a fuck

>>739477716
Ya if she's willing to have sex anytime I want it, sure. But the reality is women often will eithold sex all the fucking time.

My wife won't have sex until both of us are completely showered, teeth brushed, and properly groomed. Even then, she hates sucking dick, doesn't like me eating her pussy, won't try anal, so the experience is akin to a flashlight.
I'm seriously considering getting her roofied and blacked to loosen her up (literally lol)

>>739480256
Tell any chick your with that withholding sex is the fastest route to get a man to cheat and she'll spread em.

>>739480329
WHY DID YOU MARRY HER???

>>739480115
See, I like the thought of being fucked, and the thought of sucking.
The thought of fucking another dude doesn't quite get me off.
The first time my ex and I were going to fuck, she said she imagines I'd be a rough top, so I'd imagine I look like it. But mentally, I'd like to be the submissive bottom that just takes dick after dick after dick.
Oh well, I'm having shit thoughts. I'll go to sleep. Have a good day/night, anon. <3

>>739460281
I still have 1000+ nudes and 20+ striptease/masturbate videos of my ex, my current gf doesn't know

>>739476621
See people are so fucking quick to deny that girls under the age of 15 or 16 can be sexual active in any way but it's fucking bullshit. I had a similar thing where I had a neighbor 3 years younger than me who I used to babysit along with his sister who was 3 years younger then that and to this day his sister is still my friend groups sort of group fuckslut. Bitch absolutely loves it and it's fucking hilarious because her brother thinks we come over to hang out with him cause hes cool or some shit when hes like a 6/10 and the complete opposite of his sister who is probably a solid 9. I'm 20 now and this has been going on for like 2 years at this point and it's a great way to add a little fun to our group brotime nights without any of the girlfriends. Kicker is her dad's a cop, but god damn is it worth the risk.

>>739465200
She tricked you

>>739480217
Thats some good advice, ty anon

>>739460281
Me and my friend group (all a bunch of 18-19 year old bros) have a kid who hangs out with us who is 2 and a half years younger who we sort of took under our collective wings years ago but hes slowly become more and more of an unbearable flaming bisexual pussy so about a year ago we all agreed to have a "cuck race" to see who could fuck his girlfriend the fastest and now she is basically our group sextoy. Hes only like a 5 or 6 but shes a 7-8 depending on makeup and was only going out with him because shes submissive as hell and too inexperienced to know her own value. Were all working on AA's right now but when we head off to university we plan on having one last hang out where we invite him over mid-fuck sesh and laugh at him before taking off. Best part is shes still going out with him and he's too much of a cuck to ask why she wont have sex with him anymore.

>>739468849

Are you a meat popsicle?

>>739480329
Eh personally I would avoid the blacked thing, shits too much of a cheesy stereotype. If you really wanna loosen her up and have some fun with it roofie her and then invite all your close friends over for a hell of a party night.

>>739480175
>>739480217
Had this too, had part of my foreskin removed, maybe you should too

>>739468849
Didn't know the aliens browse /b/.
Does this mean aliens leaked JLaw's nudes?

>>739481219
Dont think i could put myself through the pain