Fluffy thread
Renaissance/Robocop lurking and waiting
>>739453774
Faggot
>>739452736
Can we get some smarty abuse and/or hugbox? Either works for me.
>>739452736
Each time a faggot uses that stupid, overused "what is fluffy abuse?" picture to start a thread, I purposely don't contribute.
>>739453930
working on a greentext, will be back
>>739454172
found the autist
>>739454172
>>739454172
Good reason
>>739452736
What do all of you guys even like about this shit?
Is it a fetish or something?
>>739454267
>be Anon McAutism
>you're browsing /b like the degenerate you are when you hear a noise from outside
>souds like fluffies
>you walk into the backyardto see a handful of them, maybe ten in all nibbling at the grass
>one of them, a blue unicorn with an orange mane walks up to you
>"Dummeh hoomin!" it says, puffing up its cheeks
>"Give hewd sketti nummies! Need sketties fow speciaw fwiend's tummie babbehs! Give sketties ow get wowstest huwties an foeva sweepies!"
>the other fluffies stop grazing to watch the commotion
>you considered going postal on the fucker, but decided against it
>you had a better plan
>"No," you replied,
>"Not unless you can give me 'worstest hurties'. If you can't do that, then you have to leave and never come back."
>the smarty grins confidently and rears up for the attack
>>739455238
>he pounces on your shoe, biting on it, tugging at the strings
>"Give sowwy poopies to dummeh hoomin!" it declares, shitting on your shoes
>he pounds your shoes with his hooves next
>follows this up with ramming the front of your shoe headfirst
>this seems to have backfired when the smarty mumbles about how his head has "owies" now
>after about 20 minutes of this the smarty lays on his back, exausted
>"Haf, haf, haf, does hoomin have wowstest owies yet?" he asks
>"As a matter of fact, no. You didn't even give me littlest owies. You've gotta go now."
>one of the other fluffies in the herd, purple with a yellow mane, possibly the smarty's toughie, seemed rather pissed by this turn of events
>the toughie walks up to the smarty, and says "Dummeh smawty am stupid poopie smawty! Nu want ou in hewd no mowe!"
>the thoughie caps his statement off with a hoof to the smarty's face
>"Owies! Nu huwt smawty! Smawty twy to give hoomin wowstest huwties, nu know why it not wowk. Huu huu."
>the smarty strats bawling his eyes out at the prospect of not getting sketties for his special friend as the toughie walks up to me
>"Pwease nice mistah, can fwuffies have sketties fow babbehs and tummie babbehs?" the thoughie asks
>you thought for a minute
>"Okay," you said,
>"but he can't have any." you said while pointing towards the smarty
>"Yay! Tank ou nice mistah!" the thoughie said with glee
>"Huu huu huu! Nu faiw! Nu faiw! Smawty want sketties too!" the now inconsolable smarty said
>"Dummeh speciaw fwend shut up!" says a pregnant green and pink fluffy
>"Ou nu desewve sketties! Ou nu give hoomin huwties, nu get sketties!" it declares
>the smarty had a massive temper tantrum as I led his herd in and cooked them spaghetti
>they ate without him, thanked me again, and went on their way
>with a little luck, that smarty won't be invading any yards or gardens anytime soon
>>739455123
>>739454762
Like what could you possibly get from this?
>>739455326
Alternate ending
>"Pwease nice mistah, can fwuffies have sketties fow babbehs and tummie babbehs?" the thoughie asks
>"I'm afraid I can't do that little guy. Your smarty friend over there fucked up big time." you say
>"Huu huu. Otay nic mistah." the thoughie says in dejection
>he walks over to the sobbing smarty and begins beating the shit out of him
>"STOOPIE DUMMEH SMAWTY! Take sowwy hoofsies fow not get sketties!" the thoughie yells
>"Huuu huu! Stop huwt smawty! Pwease! Haf wowstest huwties!"
>pretty soon the whole herd joins in beating the smarty, crying about how they wanted sketties
>even the foals are joining in
>by the time they're done the smarty is a bloody broken mess, coughing up blood
>they leave in tears as the smarty dies slowly, choking on his own blood
>well shit
>now you've gotta clean up this mess
>on the plus side, the smarty learned his lesson
>small victories, you suppose
How's this? It's only my second attempt at a greentext story, so I hope I didn't disappoint.
>>739455393
Read the OP image
>>739455123
>>739455393
>not looking at the OP image
>>739455393
Why do you care faggot? Shit trying to act alpha
>>739455451
good text bro
>>739455674
Thanks my man.
>>739455451
Good job Anon .. you made me proud .. now do a hugbox story next <3
>>739455515
>>739455540
>>739455598
Read the small paragraphs, didn't read the top, sorry.
All I gotta say is consider therapy.
Fluffies are an analogy for Fallen Man. Once destined to a life of ease and love, they fell by the actions of a few. Now, they live in durance and misery,heir to all the sins and imperfections of their creators. A small number, through luck and the grace of their owners, will know joy. The rest, for no reason other than their mere existence, are condemned to perpetual suffering, torture, and death.
>>739455451
Eh I liked main version more lol, I like smarty abuse, but main one has a potential future of the smarty fucking up so bad it ends up regressing to how it was before permanently. With the herd verbally abusing it and all for how stupid it and all smarties are.
>>739455451
>>739455326
>>739455238
I like it! It's always nice to see alternative smarty abuse.
>>739455977
Some try to make a morality play of this; assuming that all fluffies are given a chance at "salvation" and that they must only walk the narrow path. Those fluffies who fail, do so by their own weakness and foolishness cast aside the blessings of humanity to "do what wan'."
>>739455977
>>739456197
Ever read this story? "The test."
>>739456281
I love that story; the author lays it on thick with a trowel, but using sermon language to describe the antics of multicolor genetic whackjobs is such a great contrast.
>>739456281
Is there more to it?
>>739455326
>>739455451
>two endings
>one fulfilling the abuse side of me
>other combining the hugbox AND smarty abuse I asked for
>and it's actually a good text
Well fuck, best anon I've seen in a while.
>>739456562
>>739455922
>>739455981
>>739456039
Thanks anons, I was aiming for a different take on smarty punishment, I was kinda thinking of this image while writing.
>>739455977
Others make of it an exercise in virtue preaching. All fluffies are stupid, greedy, bigoted, foal-raping, baby-eating parasites who exist to be righteously destroyed by the author's mouthpiece.
turn em against each other; that's how you deal with fluffies
>>739456612
Well, either way, well done. Better than ive ever had the patience to write at 2am.
>>739456490
That's the whole strip. Story elaborates on it.
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/41273
>>739456786
Thanks again anon. It means more than you'd think.
>>739455238
>you have some shitty fan art
>>739457108
I'm legit humbled. Thanks anon.
>>739455977
It's rather Calvinistic; fluffies deserve to suffer and die simply for existing according to their innate nature. Either they are seen as a mistake, unnatural, or some moral excuse is contrived to justify their death (parasitism, etc.)
>>739455977
pretentious much?
>>739457223
i am humbled that you are humbled
>>739455977
Smarties are the biggest example of this imputation of sin. The vast majority are a catalog of veniality; proud, stupid, lustful, greedy, and subject to no checking force or even nuance until the stomping begins. There are stories with greater complexity, but it's a notable rarity to have a smarty who does not out-Herod Herod.
>>739457315
drunk much.
thread needs more damn pictures
I'm gonna repeat an idea for a comic I had last thread: a pregnant mare gives birth to a litter of fluffies considered undesirable by other fluffies (so a brown, a runt, a derp, and an alicorn). This causes the mare to have a mental breakdown for only having "bad" babies and she begins bawling her eyes out.
>>739457997
I wonder if this is a fucked up method of population control or the smarty is just acting like a smarty.
Requesting ringmaster
>>739458002
I've seen that idea in breeder/mill stories;fluffies that are "shit factories worried about being turned into milkbags or disposed of.
>>739458955
Yeah, but for what I have in mind it wouldn't take place in a breeder mill. Can't decide if it would be a feral or domestic fluff, although I'm leaning towards the latter.
PFPPTPSPSss...
>>739458411
Lol that owner would be me, only I would call it dumbass
PPSSHSHTSSshsss.....
SMOKEY WAWA
>>739459782
>>739460814
But it looked so cute and innocent, why hurt fluffy?
>>739461335
Read the filename
>>739461398
What about it
>>739461478
It's a reference to an irl murder.
>>739460814
Um... Okay...
Also smarty must die>>739460776
>>739461335
>>739461478
Did you not read the filename? He is a reactionary and a traitor to the international proletariat.
>>739461571
>>739461478
Trotsky was a Communist that disagreed with Stalin so he fled to Mexico and mysteriously died after falling onto an Icepick 40 times.
>>739462035
It was the icepick of justice. Proletarian justice.
>>739462164
That girl's neck/head is fucked up pretty bad.
>>739457108
You wouldn't mind if this was put on the booru, would you?
Slow thread tonight.
>>739464561
Is this thread Communist themed now? I like it.
>>739465036
That fluffy has seen some poopies.
So fat, I just want to kick one!
>>739462035
>mysteriously died
>falling onto an ice pick
>40 times
This seem suspicious to anybody else, or is it just me?
>>739464251
Nestle is best baby
>>739466853
>>739466878
Here´s my final bump.
bump
>>739467102
I would
>>739452736
srsly, this thread is less cancerous than /pol/ right now
>>739467118
This orange guy giving me topkek
>>739454603
hi
>>739454762
holy shit these legs look yummie
>>739452736
What the fuck?
>>739452736
this is probably the most autistic fetish there is
kill yourself
>>739464251
Ya missed two parts
>>739468719
10/10 bait; would feed again.
>>739452736
kill yourself
90% full of Shit!
>>739470091
What artist did this one? It looks like quickhorn, but I don't think I've seen this one before.
>>739469086
but... is nestle okay? that is the important thing. Q-Q
>>739470672
as much as i want Nestle to be alive, he did say he committed suicide while nestle was on the car with him, and even good fluffies will drown in a pool very easily