Omegle Dan Trolling Thread Pt2 Last hit image limit

>>739451832
Time to invade Undertale fags

YEET

W̴͚͈̰̹̙ͦ́̄̈́͂͢h̸̯͈̤͙̫̜̞̰ͭ̿̽ͭ̿͝y̨͚̼̩̳̗̣̟̬̤̳͙̤͉͎̤͚̯̪̆ͮ͆̆̿ͭ̑ͤ͒̽ͯ̕͢ ̷̶̣̞̯̪͖̰̥̗͎̼̯̙͔̱̩ͭ́̓͝h̵̵͔̙̗͚̼̪̗̭̪͑͒͒ͣ̆̀ͬͨͪͮ̈͋̏͘á̧͔̺͍̝̯̞͉͎̖͉͚̬͍̫͑ͦ̎̀̽̀̊ͩ̾ͫ̆̒̿̆ͬ͌ͤ͛́͟s̢̭̖̣͎̹̣̣̙̠͚̜̗̤͎͎̤̼̔͗̐͊ͮ̋̚͘ ̴̘̼̜͎̳̙͔̌̈̽͋͂͛̕̕͠͞G̢̱͚͔̹̳͈̰̤̟͋͆ͬͩ̄͆̃̽̂ͭ̇ͧͦ́ͮ̐͐̕ǫ͉̼̼̙̙̏͆̉ͨ̇ͮ̐̆́ͯͧͮ̃͆̀͢͡ͅd̵̦̠̳͈͙̹͈̐̋̂͂̇ͫ͟͡ͅ ̵̭͍̗̘̤̬̣̟̟͕̔̍̃ͫͅa̷̢͙͎̩̻͖͓͎̫̥̞̗̙̔ͩ̏͗̋̇̏̓̿̆̀͂ͫ̄́̚͞ͅb̸̧͚͓̙̱̮͉̝̊̓ͮ͌̑͛̔̽ͅa̸̛̛͙̳̤̙̝̩̘̩̙̣͓͕̟ͮ͒̌̀ͧ̚̚ņ̵̖͖͎̥̔̂̄͆ͤ͌͋̀̕͢ḓ̨̢̖̯̳͚̖̓͌͑̎ͭ͌̋ͬ̊ͫͪͩ̓͢͡͠o̶̷͓͙̟͈̻͔̳ͩ̇͂ͫ͗́̚͘͝n̴̶̝͖͚̫̱̄ͣ͐́ͫ̌̃̇ͨ̓͊̕͟ę̣̹̙̝͖ͤ͌̆͂̔̾ͬ̃͑̀̚͝͝d̴̛͙̥̳͔͕̗͉̺͙̙͍͇̗̜͚̪̔̏̊ͪ̒͆̎͂̃ͩ̀̑̍̀̓̇͜͠ ̷̵̣̦̙̮̰͙̟̇̆̎̇̽̐̈̔͛͋ͬ̉́͘ͅͅͅu̥̳̮͕͔ͣ̍̋́̕͢͞ś̭̺͍̳͛ͩ̈̔͋͛͊ͭ̽̃̌ͬ̊̿͝?̢̙͇̫̼̻̝͚͓̝͇͖̹͉͇̯͚̇̆̿̾̾̌͂ͧ͒͊̿͒̈́͋͌̀̚͡

>>739451832
bump

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lol

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Part 1 out of 4.
>inb4 how to take a screencap tab

What tags are we doing?

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>>739452071
Part 2.

>>739451832
Add "Antifa" to your interests

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>>739452136
Part 3.

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intricate

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>>739452170
Part 4.

>>739451958
Yes, this will be great

>>739452158
I did it

Let's hit the underfags

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Like I posted last time Let's choose a tag of our choice then give a certain greeting to efficiently tell each other apart like Hi' with an apostrophe

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Wish me luck my fellow Dan brothers. For where I journey, no man can follow.

>>739452573
k

I agree with the whole Hi' thing
Good idea

>>739452872
best of luck to you dan brother, that shits scary as fuck

>>739452872
Good luck dan

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How am I doing?

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I trolled the troll

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pretty kek

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HERES HOW YOU RUSE

>>739453184
Kek, it was a pleasant chat we had, anon.

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THEY ARE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I think we should expand and adopt some basics.
/b/ud will help us identify each other. Same with the Hi' thing. I also think we should spam this on popular facebook and twitter posts. Just not tumblr, they suck.

>>739452872
The madman...

Let's confess to the world that /b/ worships Danald Transmp

>>739453509
wonder if dan is okay...it's been a bit. the furries may have gotten him

What if someone actually named dan went on omegle and liked that kind of stuff introduced himself and people thought he was trolling

Stranger: Hi I'm David
You: Hey, I'm Danielle
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 22
You: Same
Stranger: And you?
Stranger: What are you into?
You: People named Dan
You: You?
Stranger: I'm Bi
You: Well... At least you only like the two only genders that exist
You: Fucking liberals
Stranger: And you?
You: I like to kill people on a gulash or something amongst those lines and then fuck their inanimate corpses untill their eyeballs pop out
You: So yeah, necrophilia
Stranger has disconnected.

Lets post everywhere. Major facebook posts, twitter, everything. Except for tumblr (ew).

>>739453613
I'm back. Unfortunately I have had no success. I will report back in ten minutes. My next plan is so crazy it just might work.

Anyone else getting CAPTCHAs?

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>>739451832

So many dans

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misspelled black, also the guy stopped responding so i left

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kek

>>739451832
>trolling
>OP pic is 2 people from the thread talking to each other
have fun with your circle jerk

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wreck this guy

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lol

>>739454384
Dante, that's a good one

I did it Dan brothers! I managed to weird out a furry!

>>739454769
POST

>>739454769
Post pic

>>739454769
Nudes

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Fuck you

ANON I'M SORRY

I keep getting the white hoodrat chick bot

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>>739454825
>>739454850
>>739454905
He sent me a picture of a loli wolf girl raped by a fat hippo. What he didn't know is that i've already seen that shit. I lied, told him i loved it, and sent him a comic where a horse dick girl gets shitfucked. It took him 5 minutes to disconnect, roughly the time it would take to get to the shit part.

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Smite the fag

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last of my success

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: how are you?
Stranger: im doing dantastic, how about you?
You: just DANdy
You: i need a danly dan to make a woman of me
Stranger: i swear
Stranger: there is no one better than me
Stranger: i would shove my throbbing cock so far up your asshole it pops out both your eyes
You: i desire for you to metal dan me while steely dan plays in the background
Stranger: you're such a naughty girl, i love it
You: of course
You: anything for daddy dan
Stranger: daddy dan, i like that
You: daddy dan, will you please put your dan dong down my throat?
Stranger: daddy dan's dong, the tripple threat
You: daddy dan's donkey dong
Stranger: or would you like me to go old school on you, if you know what i mean? ;))
You: of course daddy dan, id love to diddle your deadly donky dong with my lips
Stranger: i know you love it
Stranger: ;)
You: daddy dan's deadly donky dong does dirty desires down my throat
Stranger: i'll fill up every hole on your body
You: ill swallow your secret sauce seven times over and suck you dry
Stranger: only seven times? you upset me deeply
You: fine, forever will i felatiate your foul fuck stick
Stranger: that's more like it
Stranger: say my name
You: D A N
Stranger: d= dick(for)AN=anon
You: fuck me forever and fire funk on me for life with your friends from 4chan
Stranger: i swear to lord heavens above, that i, Dan, will fuck you, Dan, forever
You: obliterate me as i alliterate and anticipate an ass rape from dan as dan
Stranger: i'll annihilate you and put my dick down your endless throat
Stranger: i'll fuck you harder than trump fucked hillary
Stranger: i'll bend you over so hard you'll be able to suck my dick while i fuck you doggystyle
Stranger: if you get my drift ;)
You: Anon annihilate my ass as america anally assaulted all of earth in WW1
Stranger: hey man, now you're going too far, dude
Stranger: this is not appropriate
Stranger has disconnected.

>>739455239
>I've already seen that shit.

You sure you're just pretending to be a furry?

>>739456037
kek

>>739455969
I know I'm a bit of a furfag. That's why I got the lingo down. But the community is so toxic, I have to troll and rip these fuckers down.

>>739456234
Understandable

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Got em

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>>739451832
i took this months ago, still cracks me up everytime i see it

Moar Dans for my monitoring.

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your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post

>>739456458
>Do you like the holocaust?
Dat jump.

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>mfw I haven't seen anyone a danon

>>739456234
yep

>>739456797
Kys

>>739456460
Whatre you listening to anon?

>>739455239
i spend the last few minutes typing out that url just to find this shit? https://static1.e621.net/data/67/4d/674d4806bad7d7f0290cab2b505bd35b.png

Stranger: are you one person then?
You: Nah, we are a legion
Stranger: im genuinely curious
Stranger: who is the leader?
You: Dan
You: Who tf did you expect?
Stranger: like dan and phil?
You: No, like Dan and Dan
You: We are the League of Dans
Stranger: so what is your endgame then?
You: Dan everything up
You: Untill ashes remain
You: And everyone fears the name Dan
Stranger: so domination?
Stranger: online or real life too?
You: We like to call it Danmination
You: Of course
Stranger: so you are terrorists?
You: We are not here to bring terror
You: We are here to bring fear
Stranger: what?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thats the same thing
You: NO?!?!?!?!
You: Look terror implies that people wouldn't stand the name Dan
You: We like it to be feared, which means respected
Stranger: so nazis?
You: You can call it Danzis
You: Nazis took the easy way, though
You: They got fucked up
You: Our plan can't fail
Stranger: I really want to believe you are a troll
Stranger: but
You: You have met more like me
Stranger: its 2017
You: Am I right?
You: More Dan people
Stranger: yes
You: It is not a joke, it is a serious warning
Stranger: so what do you recommend we do?
You: Start treating Dan people with respect
You: You don't know who can be with the League
You: And you can be a target
Stranger: why?
Stranger: actual genocide?
You: We do not kill in mass
You: We are selective
You: And little by little our victims grow in number
(cont.)

>>739457693
(cont.)
Stranger: do you leave behind clues?
You: No, we are not that stupid
You: They could actually catch us
You: No, we don't leave clues
You: Nor bodies
You: You actually know too much
You: EXPECT US
You have disconnected.

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Wtf is this shit, fam?

You: heyy :3
Stranger: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: im fine love and ou
You: pretty good <3 whats ur name?
Stranger: Smolder and you
You: My name is dan
Stranger has disconnected.

>>739458368
Top KeK

You cunts doing the Hi' thing or not

>>739458748
what

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Bamboozled

>>739458748
I have been. Seems to be working

>>739458832
Starting th convo with Hi' with an apostrophe as suggested above

>>739455155
Oh fuk, kek

I generally just get around 99% bits

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kek

>>739452573
do this anon
>>739458832

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>>739451832

>>739459325
Kek

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SIR DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT IM A FURRY CUCK?!?!?!??! HOW DARE YOU OFFEND ME LIKE THAT!!!

>>739459301
lennon would be proud.

Hows the furry trolls going? worth popping in to fuck with them?

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You F?

>>739460492
They're getting extra triggered. Lets keep pushing!!!

>>739460492
I couldn't hack fucking with the furries. They're too fucking weird, it creeps me out. At least with the trannies and the christians you get some normal reactions. But these guys....I'm out of my depth.

>>739460660
But they're easy, you just gotta play nice for a little then drop the hammer

>>739451832
so what interests are we putting?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like undertale.
You: Hey
Stranger: Hi
You: How's it going?
Stranger: So
You: Just "so?"
Stranger: Good
You: Oooh, excellent!
Stranger: Well I'm sans hi
You: I'm Dan. Nice to meet you.
Stranger: Nice
You: Do you like drinking Dannon Danimals yogurt juice?
Stranger: So kid
Stranger: Ketchup
Stranger: I like ketchup
You: Ah, well I must recommend Dannon Danimals yogurt juice!
You: It is 100% delicious
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: Ok
You: Is it bad I got my peepee stuck inside one of the bottles?
You: Can you please help me get it unstuck?
Stranger: Omfg
You: I felt like trying something different for once!
You: I'm sorry but can you please help me?!
Stranger: Sorry kid
Stranger: Kidddo
Stranger: Kiddo
You: Wait
You: Waiiiit
You: I think I got it out
You: Seems as if there was still some juice inside
Stranger: Wtf kid
You: But it is on the warmish side
You: Looks thicker compared to the juice that is normally in it.
Stranger: Fuck this shit in out bye
Stranger has disconnected.

>>739460873
Fuck it, I'm going back in.

>>739460492
they are too weird

Give me some tags boys I'm sick of feminists tumblr and Reddit fags

>>739461518
furry, undertale, emo, and christian, all easy targets

>>739461610
Furry keeps giving me bots

>>739461699
Try BDSM or something then. go weird and up your troll game, Dan.

>>739461964
Thanks dan.

Regards,
Dan

That was fun but I'm off to bed

Dan is dead.

>>739452206
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