>Ask the deer is shit edition

Is the gambit I'm running paying off?

is op a faggot?

Will I pass all three levels of the CFA?

Will my life get any better?

will her and i be a couple?

>>739449147
Financially better?

>>739449147
Romantically?

>>739448097
will the shoes fit right?

>>739449147
Mentally?

OP is 100% a faggot

>>739448097
Is 8ball more reliable than deer or eye guy?

Are we going to be together?

Will I ever get laid?

>>739449147
Then wtf will?

Will i pass all my quizzes this day?

Will I end up killing myself?

Will trump get re-elected and MAGA

>>739448097
will i get into a good college

>>739451013
>>739448097
Will Donald J Trump get re-elected and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>>739451075
Shit

does my anxiety will go away soon

Will i turn into a faggot?

>>739448097
Time to die?

did she ever know i loved her?

Will I ever fuck her

>>739451707
Is she keeping me around for sex?

Will I get the job

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Hey /b/. Sob story. Attention whore here. So today I got super pissed and stormed out of my mom's house and went to my dads (divorced when I was a little kid). My step dad is a manipulative bastard who got my mom pregnant on purpose so he could leech off of her for the rest of his life. They got married despite the fact he was a painkiller addicted alcoholic bum, and had another kid. He hid behind Jesus Christ to make himself look like a good guy, and made my mom start going to church with him. My mom magically found the light and now follows my step dad's every belief and doesn't question him. One time when I was only 11, he got caught with porn on his tablet and tried to blame me... And my mom didn't even take that as a hint that he was a piece of shit. But on to today, he has a software on my computer called Qustodio that shuts off my internet access at 12, but it doesn't lock the computer. He said he saw I was on my computer till 3 am and accused me of deleting the software, but I obviously didn't, because the thing told him I was on my computer till 3 am, so it's obviously still on there. He locked my computer and I havent used it at all for 4 days, and I asked why I couldn't have it. He then accused me of deleting the software, and I pointed out that it's obviously there and working right now, so I couldn't have deleted it. This upset me but I wasn't going to freak out about. I talked to my mom maybe an hour later asking her to talk to him because I thought it was obvious I was telling the truth. And then she sided with him. I became absolutely infuriated and threw my inhaler at the wall. I wasn't pissed about my computer, I was mad my own mother is picking an alcoholic pain killer addicted bums word over mine. Now we're here. Advice? Words of kindness? Words of hatred?

>>739451524
was it mutual?

>>739451988
fuck

Does Aaron hold any love for me?

>>739451778
Does she have any romantic feeling for me?

>>739452284
Thank you.
Will he respond to me?

>>739448097
Will I get lucky tonight?

>>739452376
A
Alright. Good night, magic eight ball.

Will all nigger babies burn?

>>739452435
Fuck you

>>739452318
Will she ever have romantic feelings for me

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I pretty much knew I wasn't getting laid anyways.

Does Luana wants to date me?

>>739452503
Will she in the future have romantic feelings for me?

Does she still like me?

Does Luana love me?

does df like me?

>>739448097
Will I see her this year?

>>739448097
did i fail my drug test?

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>>739451988
Sorry

Should I get a girl friend?

Will i get custody of my daughter back

Will I ever get my Red Wings?

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>>739452082
d-does she hate me?

Is she fucking someone behind my back?

did she think i was literally autistic?

>>739453304
Oh fuck

>>739453304
Damn

did she like me?

>>739453423
round 2

>>739448097
Will I find someone to hook up with before I leave

will i fuck this summer

>>739453542
well sheeeeiiiit

Rolls

>>739448097
should i just give up and kill myself?

Should I just go for it?

does she love me?

will I ask the deer again and get sick dubs?

Do I have a chance with her tonight?

will i ever be happy

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>>739453901
Fuck yeah

Will my financial plan work?

>>739448097
roll

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>>739453291
should i just die

>>739453902
Kek
An hero with livestream pls

should i post my underage abusive ex's nudes?

>>739450676
You're fucked, bro

Should i leave 4chan forever?

>>739452567
Will I ever date her

>>739454543
Will I date her in the future

Will I get to travel the arctic?

am i gonna bury every single one of them?

>>739454598
Will I visit her?

Is ask the Deer shit?

>>739454714
It has spoken

>>739450676
I kek'd

>>739448097
Will I get dicc tonite

is whitney really an m&m?

Should I fap and eat it?

>>739454216
then will i find my perfect girl to make life worth living again?

Will I fap

Again

fap?

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>>739448097
will i ever have a qt sand nig or indian gf?

>>739455562
can i get a confirmation on this?

Does anyone love me?

Will I die of suicide?

Will OP stop being a faggot

>>739448097
roll

Will I study at West Point?

>>739448097
qt gf?

>>739457069
WEW
E
W

Is the pool closed?

>>739457069
>>739457111
i'll have what this anon is having please?

Will I ever get the nerve to kill myself?

>>739448097
will i have as many kids as i want (8)

>>739458102
will i atleast have 6?

>>739458132
5

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is this medicine going to send me to the hospital?

Will she abuse me?

>>739458223
reroll because curious. don't want to lose the ability to walk again....

>>739448097
Will I have a gf eventually?

Will Ananda go out with me?

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Will I get something high value out of tonight's division?

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>>739458303
Come on, i just wanna know if this shit is going to cripple me for a third time in a row ffs

rollo

>>739458303
Kek

>>739458496

of course, not even a fucking random number generator can give me a fucking answer.

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>>739448097
Should I buy this $1250 backpack?

>>739449512
Ha, loser

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>>739458572
Am I at least getting painkillers for the trouble?

>>739448097
roll

Should I ask her to the movies next friday

Reroll

>>739448097
Should i go home now

Dose she like me

rolly rolly fortune-olly

>>739458496
Double kek

Will she ask for a threesome

>>739448097
fap?

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>>739458223
>>739458496
>>739458646
>>739458753


okay, fuck me. am i at least going to be fucking rich one day?

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>>739458903
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
FUCK THIS FUCKING THREAD

JEWS DID 9/11

rich?

That everyone I assumed in the past few days were correct

>>739448097
fapx?

Will I get fired if I send her a dick pic?

>>739448097
roll

will the book hit?

>>739448097
Is the internet God?

>>739448097
is it IN TE?

>>739448097
She just lost her v card didn't she?

>>739459393
Did she just lose her v card?

>>739448097
Will I get to that unit?

>>739458763
will she ask for a threesome.... with a bbc?

>>739448097
Will I fuck that milf?

>>739459422
Im being paranoid aren't i?

are my revelations as of late true? should I continue to follow them and explore the options?

>>739459705
She still thinking about me?

>>739459748
Ah, she got a new dude

Will I finally get a job?

>>739459787
So she did lose her v card

>>739448097
do the feel the same?

>>739459814
Am i being fucked with

>>739459832
will they?

>>739459850
tell me

>>739448097
Go to the GH?

>>739459869
Alright fr though am i still on her mind?

>>739459907
And she does have a new dude

Will we fuck before she leaves?

Will she go all the way this time?

should i move to a new job immediately, or wait till the season is over?

>>739448097
Should i return to NB?

>>739460382
What if i want to date some hot bitches?

>>739460460
Tell me

>>739460486
Predict pls