Ask the deer

>>739447206
will i ever get a bf?

>>739447253
DOESN'T MATTER? R U SHITTING ME

Are there going to be any secret threads or story threads tonight?

>>739447325
lmao

>>739447291
r u grill

>>739447206
Will he rise once again?

>>739447401
yea

>>739447471
I'll be ur bf

Will I get a job before this August?

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>>739447471
Oshitguyz it's a grill we gotta get the wainers ready.
>mfw.

Is the government going to shut down this autistic site?

>>739447541
Thank you, Magic Deer.

Should i finish the bottle of vodka?

>>739447536
PA, u?

>>739447636
TN show tits

>>739447206
Does she like me?

Will it work?

>>739447206
Will i ever really be happy
Please anyone can anyone tell me how to be happy im tired of being so alone. Im tired of being a reject. Im tired of not being able to move on from her even though we only really dated years ago. Why do i still love her even though she lives in a different state, got a boyfriend that looks just fucking like me but has actual goals in life, and got her own life. Why did she cheat on me so much. Im tired of pushing everyone away. Im tired of hating myself. Im tired of being so fucking obsessed with sex. Im tired of being a lazy bastard that cant do anything right. Im miserable and alone, uncared for and unloved. I just want someone to be there and ill just listen to them talk i dont care i just want somebody. Anybody. Is there anybody out there. Does anyone care. Why doesnt anyone care. Why am i so pathetic, why cant i have normal healthy friendships and relationships. Why am i always so alone. Do you guys ever wish you just completely broke down and spiraled your life out of control with alcohol drugs and prostitutes so atleast you have temporary vices to keep your mind off of how no one cares about you, and you hope that if you destroy yourself enough maybe someone might notice you and attempt to help.

>>739449061
Thank you deer, i hope you are right

Was harambe an inside job

>>739447206
Dear deer, is she the one?

>>739449482
Fuck

Will i succeed?

>>739447206
Should I just say whatever when it comes to life?

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>>739447206
will i ever get a gf?

>>739447206
Is Lera the one?

Are you a queefapotamus?

Is OP a fag?

>>739450090
I will roll again

Does it come?

Does my coworker masturbate to the thought of me?

>>739450342
Is she going to tell hr that I finger her when we think nobody is looking?

Will I be productive today?

Will I find love?

will me and my gf last?

Will my dog give birth to puppies?

>>739447206
is op a faggot?

>>739447206
but does he suck dicks?

Does my friend have a gay crush on me?

Will I find a career in music?

Will I ever be happy?

>>739447206
is he going to do it?

>>739447206
the magic 8 ball is a lying cunt huh?

Are you telling me the truth?

Should I die lmao

should i try?

Does ros wanna fuk me?

Will my best friend turn gay for me?

>>739447206
If I actually do it, will she do it too, or chicken out?

will i die a virgin?

>>739447206
Will I die befor the end of the year?

Am I a Normie?

Will Aaron respond?

Will it happen?

Will my waifu become real?

>>739451213
I need to know either way, please.

>>739447206
roll

Is dying that bad?

>>739447206
Is the great happening in September real?

>>739451301
Will it be a good encounter?

normal state of mind soon ?

>>739447206
When crossing roads, should I just run out and hope that nobody is driving at the time?

>>739451395
reroll

>>739447206
Should I just break up?

>>739449061
>>739449212
Good luck, buddy

>>739450435
Anon confirmed for fucking landwhales

can i have a billion dollars

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fucking roolllllll

>>739447206
do i get her vagina

>>739451430
0, reroll

>>739451481
Thank you for caring

Do I lose my virginity in the next 5 years?

>>739451395
Reroll please, I must know. I love this dude and we didn't leave on good turns, please

Is bill clinton a rapist?

>>739451430
>>739451572
You're right, wise deer. I should stop in the middle and check to see if anybody is approaching.

Is this the lowest effort thing on 4chan?

>>739447206
Does he love me the same way I love him?

>>739451639
Can I do something to change those odds?

>>739451758
Does he miss me?

>>739451744
IT HAS SPOKEN

Are video games the root of all evil

>>739451805
Does
He
Miss
Me

Im getting skinny, I can't hold food anymore please

>>739451904
I'm sorry, I know I'm erratic but I just... Need him.
Does he hold any love for me?

>>739447206
invest my time on a dead game

does she really like me?

>>739447206
We gonna marry or what

>>739447206
start playing wow

>>739452012
.. Thank you

reroll

>>739447206
start playing tos

should i stop bothering

Should I really cheat on her? Is it worth the risk of losing her?

Does the business strategy I have in mind work out in practice?

>>739447206
Will muslims as a whole get the shit kicked out of them in the near future?

>>739447636
Also PA, Poconos.

Will trump die soon?

>>739452293
I beg to differ

>>739452416
uh oh...

Will I get a job by the end of summer

>>739452469
Mike pence becomes president

So far this year is starting to get better, will it last till the end of 2017?

>>739447206
Will my gf let me eat her out soon

>>739452780
Answer me deer

>>739452800
Re roll

>>739452860
Fucking mink, re rerolll

Will someone give me some drugs for free this weekend?

>>739452918
Hell yea

>>739452895
kek

>>739447206
oh great deer should i keep on waiting on the same path?

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>>739452895

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>>739452836
>yes, but. .

>>739447206
Does Amber like me

>>739447206
will I fuck a cute trap?

>>739447206
does my crush like me?

will i be alone forever?

>>739453460
roll

will Trump ever be impeached?

will i get qt gf ever?

>>739453516
gl

>>739447206
am I a faggot?

Will I ever meet her again?

>>739453702
sick

Okkkk

Is OP a faggot?

>>739447206
Doe s he?

Does she love me?

will it happen again almighty deer

>>739447206
Will i have sex this week?

>>739447206
Roll

top zozzle?

Am I going to die alone

>>739447206
Will she wait for me?

>>739447206
will i be happy mr deer

Should i tell her?

>>739454663
>doesn't matter
yeah

>>739447206
Will i get a girlfriend soon??

Will I not fuck up in the morning??

>>739447206
Will I get my Red Wings?

>>739447206
will i die soon?

am i gonna bury every single one of them?

>>739447206
is the log a faggot tier forced meme that will never in its wildest dreams achieve success?

>>739447206
is oliver gay

>>739455426
but he likes traps too right

>>739455360

am i?

>>739447206
Will i have sex next week then?

>>739455456
he wants derek to fuck him in the ass right?

>>739447206
am i gay

>>739455523
you are sure i am not gay.

>>739455560
am gay

>>739447206
should oliver and I get married? like for real?

Should i ask my crush out

well? Will it happen?

>>739455758
bless you deer

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People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth

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>>739455803

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Is my setup cool?

>>739447206
will i get a nice gf in september?

>>739447206
Does she think of me

>>739456050
Roll

>>739447206
Will i fuck my ex next time we meet?

>>739447206
is the anon below me autistic?

>>739456091
Nice/10

>>739447206
will i get a gf in september?

>>739456018
>Seats under TV
>Kek

Caddy corner the chairs you tard

>>739456018
Not with a projector

>>739456209
i think its a roll-up projector screen.

should i post underage ex-abusers nudes?

Wait am i gonna meet her this sabado? Sorry for spanglish mr. Deer i forget the days of the week in inglish

>>739456355
Am i gonna meet her this sabado or nah??

>>739456508
Thanks <3

I just had a 5 post conversation whit a fake deer... Im retarded

Should I ask her out ?

>>739456650
.

>>739456632
Thanks for saying that im not retarded mr.deer.... And thanks for the answers <3

>>739456705
Im no deer but i say do it

Will the Dans Conquer all?

will I ever get a BF

Should I smoke tons of weed

>>739447206
fuck you deer

>>739447206
Will i shoot my school?

Kip

>>739451477
Double never

will i ever hook up w/ the girl at work?

will she break up w/ michael soon?

>>739452079
Hey.... Im sorry, you can still work something out dont you?.... Get better anon, i feel you

will i ever make friends?

do i have a shot w/ alex?

>>739447206

will i get dubs?

>>739458302
Kek

>>739447206
Will my crush ask me put lol

Will the person who I like ask me out

Hello Deer. We meet again.

I have many questions but i'll ask the most important.

Should I quit weed?

>>739447206
will workmans comp. just pay for my surgery
instead of giving me bullshit.

Will OP ever stop being a faggot?

>>739447206
fap?

will be here in two years?

>>739447206
Should i go home now

Sleep now?

>>739447206
will i fuck her?

will we fuck this summer?

>>739447206
will I end up marrying the woman I am with?

>>739447206
Will my girlfriend ever cheat on me?

>>739447206
Will my girl cheat on me?

>>739447206
Will I marry the girl I am with?

>>739447206
Will I fuck that milf?

>>739447206
Should I have an affair?

>>739447206
Will I die?

>>739447206
>>739459566
But what?

>>739447206
Should I eat A hamburger

>>739459566
>>739459646
>>739447206
Wtf?

>>739447206
>>739459566
>>739459646
>>739459704
Can I just get a straight answer?

will she ask for a threesome

>>739459835
>>739447206
I have put on a few pounds....
>will having an affair help our relationship?

>>739459928
>>739447206
By that do you mean help by ending it?

WILL I FUCKING DIE TOMORROW?

>>739447206
>>739460044
That is what you mean, yes or no?

Will my books arrive soon?

>>739447206
are you with us to purge the fur faggotry from this world?

>>739460104
>>739447206
Son of a lesbian baker, you know something I don't, tell me now!
>yes or no?

>>739460140
Your race needs you.

>>739460205
>>739447206
Oh think ur a smart guy huh?

wmyboammr

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>>739460274
Just chill, bro
Here's a picture to calm you down

>>739460274
>>739447206
Listen hear you little bitch
I've been cumming in Polly pockets asshole since before you were even conceived as someone's brainchild, so you need to tell me the info or I'm going to rain down hellfire apon your anus!
>yes or no deer bitch?

Will i get laid on sunday ?

Will I see her soon?

Will I have her for a couple days to myself??

>>739460550
Reroll

>>739447206
Should I smoke tonight mr deer?

>>739447206
Will I make it?

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>>739460497
>>739447206
Oh it's fucking personal now whore
>how do you like this?!

when will i get the 7/10 that will love me and i will love

should i steal one?

>>739460752
Ok maybe i shouldn't, but will I be able to?

>>739447206
>>739460703
I hate you deer

But at the end of the day, I exist irl
>how does that make YOU feel?!

>>739460815
u nigger just answer the question

this deer is a fucking cunt

tell me mr deer

>>739447206
Is he my friend for the money

will she love me? will it work it?

>>739447206
will life get better for me?

will she love me? will it work out?x

>>739447206
Will I be in a relationship by the end of the coming school year

>>739447206
>>739460834
The chances of this conversation working out are just astronomical
>I am human
>I argue with random chance
So let's try this
>are you a stupid bitch faggot deer who gets sodomized by by the big buck deers because none of the lady deers want any pussy?!

>>739461013
reroll

>>739461063
>>739447206
Son of a bitching deer
It does matter, say it's true?!

>>739447636
484 / 610 area

>>739459566
>>739459646
>>739459704
>>739459835
>>739459928
>>739460044
>>739460104
>>739460205
>>739460274
>>739460497
>>739460703
>>739460834
>>739461063
i lol'd

>>739447206
Should I stop talking to them?

>>739447206
>>739461133
I swear to god you cuck deer.
>Am I more awesome than you?

>>739447206
Is she the one?

>>739460872
No to the question or no to you answering it?

u fucking asshole yes or no will i get away with stealing it

>>739447206
What about her?

>>739461301
ok, thanks bud

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>>739447206
?¿

>>739447206
Was she the one deer? Was she the girl i was destined to be with?

>>739447206

Will I ever get trips?

>>739447206
Should I try to be more open with her

Will I ever get laid?

>>739461356
But she wasn't the only one?

>>739461397
Fuck

Will I ever see my daughter again

will my blog be a success?

>>739447206
Does elizabeth love me back

will I met her again?

>>739461239
>>739447206
I am 1 in a 100 you little bitch thanks for noticing

>>739447206
Will i get laid again this year?

>>739461434

NO YOU.

>>739447206
Are any of your answers accurate

>>739461474
>>739447206
Don't tell me how to live

>>739461543
Will i get a good relationship next year?

will i actually graduate?

Will I have what I'm thinking? :p

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>>739461586
>>739447206
Fuck you man I don't need this shit from a stupid internet deer

>>739447206
Will I ever get a gf

>>739461719
>>739447206
I'm getting burned left and right by something that doesn't exist

>>739447206
Is the deer better than the 8 ball?

>>739447206
Will I ever get a girlfriend

>>739447206
Should I keep asking you questions

>>739447206
Should I tell her I love her?

>>739461811
>>739447206
I hope somone records this convo I've had with the stupid internet deer of random chance and being a condescending dick

>>739447206
will i get my raise at work soon

>>739447206
Can I finally be happy in a relationship?

are traps gay?

>>739447206
>>739461932
Whatever deer guy I didn't ask you

Did i just see her nudes on this site?

>>739447206
Does Ryan find me annoying

>>739461991
Shit! Really?

Will my vacation be fun?

>>739447206
Do they just put up with me anyway

Shall i try?

>>739447206
Should I ask julian for booze

Im sad deer, will i ever talk to her again?

>>739447206
Should I try and fuck this girl?

Is she worth it

>>739447206
Will my post number end in 1?

>>739447206
will i fuck Abigail?

>>739462178
Will we atleast be friends again one day?

>>739447206
Will I ever get to see her naked

>>739462347
Fuckbuddies and or relationship?

>>739462384
But will i?

>>739462424
If we talk once more will it finally be on good terms

>>739462464
Answer my fucking question bambie

>>739462494
Bruh

>>739462384
for real, chill, bro.

>>739462523
Can you answer it anyways?

>>739447206
Was this laptop worth buying