Hey rejects How about a short experiment to show who you are.

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No one would wanna raise a pretentious faggot like you

>>739434730
Don't you ever talk to my son that way again.

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>>739434490
>I am a horribly underage B& (15 y/o)

MODS!

>>739434834
Ssssshhh, they're trying to sleep

Puts the lotion on the skin

>>739434490
Start watching baseball daily.

>>739434816
Let's be honest, if you were a good parent who actually cared about the child he wouldn't be posting on /b/ in the first place

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Study science and maths three nights a week. If you get less than a A grade up your studies next year to five nights. Keep this up until you can take a STEM course. Upon college, study every night except Fridays.

>>739434490
listen to the wutang clan, tupac and etc 90's rap like biggie and nwa, every day, at least 2 full length songs

>>739434490
Reported. Come back when you can abide by the rules.

>>739435097
>>739435136
Philosophers show their wisdom in different ways

>>739434490
Go full 1488

>>739435252
oof

Be faggot and suck as many dicks as possible

Stop eating sausages for breakfast, work out twice a week.

>>739434490
>15
>not banned
Ffs, mods do your jobs

>>739435482
Porridge master race reporting in

>>739435311
roll

>>739435311
r o l l

Skateboard, learn guitar and workout 3 days a week also get grow your hair out

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>>739435311
roll

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>>739435311
R u L L

>>739434490
Begin watching competitive Super Smash Bros Melee and begin playing the game. Practice for your goal of making top four in a tournament of at least sixteen people by the end of the year.

>your own cum for breakfast on tuesdays, timestamped
>shit on thursday night homework assignments every other week, timestamped. if homework is digital, you must smear shit on your monitor with homework on screen with timestamp

>>739435994
roll

Masturbate to futa 3x per day

become gay...

>>739436155
you have to quote a post or something not just roll for nothing faggot

>>739436155
roll for dubs???

>>739434490
Fap only once a month

Things are speeding up around here. Still anticipating the first change

>>739434490
Date and fuck traps instead of women.

Stop masturbating.

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>>739434490
Look up directions on "unpotty training" yourself and start wearing diapers.

>>739436260
Pretty close to that. I try to distance myself from porn

wear a MAGA hat everywhere you go

>>739434490
work out five days a week. however, you must always be watching anime whenever it's feasible to do so while you work out. For example youd be exempt while bench pressing but if you had a treadmill with screen you must watch, when curling you must have a screen i front of you to watch, etc. You may only fap on a day that you watched at least a half hour of anime.

Practice piano for two hours a day.

>>739436554
Close

>>739435994
roll

>>739436667
fuuuuuuck

>>739436554
sigh, rerolling

Become a Monarchist. dress only as Austro-Hungarian nobility. if anyone asks why scream
''Gott erhalten Franz Den Kaiser'', until they fuck off. You dont need friends, you have your waifu. Kaiser Franz Josef the first

Burn that stupid fucking hat in your backyard recorded

>>739436787
Oi, it's a Chinese knock off. I only wear it ironically

>>739434490
read the communist manifesto

Become a serious buddhist, read books and shit, meditate for at least 30 minutes a day

>>739434490
Stop consuming any drugs besides alcohol, and limit yourself to two drinks per hour and six drinks per 24 hour day starting and ending at 12:00 noon

>>739436755
Roll

>>739436968
Only done pot once.
Don't drink all too often either mate.

Become a pothead

>>739436755
One more time

Transfer 10$ to my paypal daily from now on

>>739437121
Roll

>>739434490
mods should shove their ban hammers so far up your lil boipussy

>>739434490
Don't lie to us, op.

Get off 4chan tho. Get yourself a glimpse of the truth.

>>739436372
rolling for this lad

>>739437048
Good for you. In that case, watch every episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia by October and dress up as Frank for Halloween

Learn to sing. You must practice at least 1 hour a day, 6 days a week.

>>739437425
Holy fuck I'm on ep. 2 season 8 boi

become homeless

>>739434490
Actually, begin method acting as Frank from It's Always Sunny

Get a hitler youth or undercut haircut until the end of the experiment and don't wear hats

>>739434490
Begin to worship Wizards of the Coast: buy Betrayal at House on the Hill, begin playing MTG and D&D

>>739434490
Go full retard, smear shit everywhere, drool, wear a hockey helmet etc...

ky

>>739435994
this

>>739437121
Roll

It's harder than I thought to get trips, eh.
Rules aren't changing though.

>>739436213
This

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killing yourself is not illegal, do it faggot

>>739434490
Reses Puffs:
Eat em' up, eat em' up!

Once a week

Wear only military fatigues get a buzz cut and eat only MREs and occasional vegetables so you don't die.

Go to the park every day, or at least 5 days a week. Doesn't matter what you do there, just hang out there for an hour

>>739438000
fuck yeah check em fags

>>739438000
>>739437999
O O F

>>739438009
S-so close

>>739437999
Winrar op.

Fucking end it.

>>739437999
Winrar, do it faggot

>>739434490
Get off this website and do something productive. Learn to play an instrument or talk to a girl idk.

>>739438027
Rerolling for something that doesn't involve killing yourself

>>739438061
Two down, let's see what the third will be

>>739435311
Roll

Become a sassy homosexual suck at least one dick a month to up keep status

>>739437999
Damn. Pretty sure suicide IS illegal to attempt but if not then you must eat at least one bowl of puffs before you go OP

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do coke every week

>>739436213
Again

>>739438192
>know 1 homosexual
>he's a raging autist
I'd rather not

>>739438192
Rollioli

>>739438192
Roll

>>739435994
one last time

cut your dick off

Talk to one new girl every other day. Doesn't have to be a long or productive conversation, but you have to attempt to make conversation with a brand new girl every other day at least. Write down a summary of every attempt and post here.

>>739438319
If it makes you feel any better I've played Brawl™, like, twice

Impregnate a girl at your school and raise the child to be a respectable member of society

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go vegan and eat gluten and lactose free

and also cut your dick off while ur at it

>>739434490
believe in yourself

>>739438192
Let it rooooollllll!

>>739438506
Hate yourself

>>739438396
objectively the worst smash game unfortunately

>>739438413
rerolling for this

Become extremely rebellious and cut ties with all family memebers

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go muslim

>>739438413
Rolling for this good luck OP

>>739438676
Sister cut ties with us completely because we made fun of her Asian bf too much.
She'll be back

Eat nothing but popeyes for the next 2 years

OP I want you to become the very definition of a weeaboo. You have to happily express it to anyone you meet or know. Take Japanese classes or study over the internet. If you come across a Jap in your life, I want you to date her. When you turn of age to work full time. Save the money for the trip to Japan. Find a girlfriend/boyfriend and forcefully fall in love with her or him.

Commit multiple severe crimes but don't get caught

>>739434490
>>739434490
you irish, OP?

>>739438770
kek

rolling for you to begin seriously speedrunning super mario 64

>>739434490
Don't masturbate.

>>739438861
Ayy
How'd you know

Productive suggestion here: give some material object to somebody else every day for the rest of the year. It has to be a new person every day.

>>739434490
just in case this is real im rolling for you to drink at least 64 ounces of water every day and eat at least 10 pounds of greens every week. because i'm a self righteous faggot.

Intentionally give yourself food poisoning once every two weeks

>>739434490
Stop being a trumpfag

Wear anime clothes like long tattered cloaks, speak in a cool accent and grow out your hair also act really edgy

op is a fag

>>739438770
I want you to look for your sister for 1 hour a day. When you find her, confess your love that you have.

You will eat Reese's Puffs everyday, for every meal. Your clothes will be orange and brown. Whenever someone asks why you smell like shit, it's because you use Reese's puffs to shower rather than soap.

Your friends and family must all love Reese's puffs or else you may not speak to them. Ever.

Your life is Reese's puffs.

You are Reese's puffs.

>>739438999
>first kill yourself, now this

Kek is truly shining down upon us.

>>739438999
Damn viable option number twos just came through.

Read the complete works of Joseph Heller by the end of the year. Make sure that 'Portrait of the Artist, as an Old Man' is the last one you read

>>739438999
Checked Have fun OP

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>>739438999
get.
it is settled.

>>739438992
native to ireland (guessing not)?

>>739439111
checked this check

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>>739439111
you IRIOT YOU WASTED IT

>>739439111
Double get it is now law

>>739439139
Yup

>>739438999
>>739439111
checked the check.
no running from this faggot.

>>739439111
fucking checked

>>739439226
why the hat, then?

>>739439220
Only 2 off anon

>>739439172
It's ok, I'll go for one last one.
MAKE IT A GOOD ON BOYS.
(I'm not killing myself because I'm a fag)

An hero if trips

>>739439260
Explained earlier
It's a Chinese knockoff that was £1.50 and I only wear it ironically

>>739439298

do this: >>739439110

>>739439298
How you gonna poison yourself OP?

become a furry

>>739439298
You're actually gonna give yourself food poisoning every two weeks? You realize that would involve you dying?

Anyway, dig a big hole in your backyard. Dig at least 1 hour everyday.

>>739439390
so you still have a foreskin, then?

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bully some random kid from ur school every tuesday

>>739439395
>>739439434
Bruh, I can just eat fish. I'm allergic to fish but it's not fatal

eat fast food as often as you can afford

>>739439501
this, bully a kid into suicide

>>739439503
Good goy

>>739439544
rolling

>>739439445
Yes.

>>739439503
That's not food poisoning though, not even close.

Rerolling for the digging thing.

Train to become a ninja you gotta become agile af, get in great shape, and become a badass. Within a year youll be a force to be reckoned with you also have to be a edgelord

>>739439544
Rollllll

>>739438352
rerolling

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>>739437999
Kek's will be enforced.
this WILL happen.

Attempt to memorize every line in DBZ Kai's first four episodes

>>739439640
rollerino

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>>739434490
I dunno, take 4 tabs of acid while staring at a piece of paper that says, "The greatest discipline is the pursuit of spiritual perfection."

Fucking make yourself into something respectable.

>>739439694
Then recite in public regularly

>>739439743
rolle

>>739439778
fuck so close

>>739435311
do this op

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>>739439800
lol check em

Read the book "the way of a pilgrim" and perform the jesus prayer as it is instructed in the book.

You have to wear basketball jerseys, baggy pants, jordans and carry a boombox with you in your freetime, also you should attempt to learn how to breakdance

I want you to act like Issei from Highschool DxD

>>739439778
Keep it rolling

>>739435994
Rerolling this

>>739436554
rolling

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999 get.
Learn how to juggle torches

Ok guys
I've forgotten
So we've got straight up kill myself
We've got kill my self via food poisoning
And we've got eat a bowl of reeses puffs once every week

eat healthy without pesticides and chemicals and processed sugar or grain

drink only water, coffee or tea
and meditate for good mesure

>>739439945
rerolled

>>739439878
kek, rolling for this

>>739434490
lose some weight

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>>739434490
I want to see how /b/ would handle raising a teenage child

whatever way ends with him never coming to this shithole site

reroll

eat healthy without pesticides and chemicals and processed sugar or grain

drink only water, coffee or tea
and meditate for good measure

Join Scientology.

>>739439958
So only reeses so far since the other ones are impossible. Honestly that one's pretty dumb, I've eaten frosted flakes at least once a week for the past decade, I would discard it.

>>739434816
>consequences will never be the same

Become a mainstream rapper

>>739436554
Rolling

>>739439759
>4
I took 6 for a 1080ug 4 is lite work OP

convert to islam

>>739434490
screenshot this so you can check these trips daily

buy a frog name it pepe

Come on to your mom. Like fuck her. New life goal

Meditate once a day for 15 minutes.

>>739439958
Don't die from food poisoning just give it to your self in safe intervals

smoke as much kush as you can buy

>>739440173
Meditate for at least 30 minutes a day, and read about buddhism.

Act as if your suicidal for the rest of your high school life

>>739434490
start weight lifting immediately. check out the sticky in /fit/ to get started... look up "starting strength"

Eat cookie dough, a whole tube, everyday for the last week of every month.

become an alcoholic

>>739440224
>for the remainder of this year

>>739434490
shove huge dildos up your ass every day

>>739440173
Rerolling for this kid's health

Become a drag queen from time to time. Adopt a different persona, like "pandora" or whatever. Go around the house singing cindy lauper when your guardians/parents arent home.
Good luck OP

Kill a homeless man

Learn guitar and get really good

Smoke meth.

>>739440280
I guess so, but would your family or friends think you're fine after this year?

>>739440287
Fuck health Od on crack

Eat your own semen whenever you jack off

Rerolling one more time for digging a hole in your backyard, 30 minutes a day.

You should focus on landing the most beautiful girl in the school and don't distract yourself with any other women for your entire high school career.

learn to play the accordion, at least an hour of practice each day

>>739438108
LIFT WEIGHTS EVERY OTHER DAY AFTER SCHOOL

SUPPORT BERNIE SANDERS

STOP FAPPING FOREVER

DONT WATCH TV OR PLAY GAMES OR SPEND MORE THAN AN HOUR ON UR PHONE PER DAY

buy a pony and train it to fuck you in the ass

>>739440380
Rolling

>>739440444
fuck winrar

>>739440354
Hey, it's either pretend I'm suicidal (which they pretty much think already) or straight up kms. Which do you thinks the better option

Buy a new pair of socks everyday and, at night, throw yesterday's pair away.

>>739440444
Checked

>>739440444
Fuck

Become a famous artist

>>739440448
you were about to go full /pol/ and then you swerved it with "support bernie"
literally why

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negro kill yourself

>>739434490
rollerino

>>739440075
fuck you i got trips so you could get reeses puffs

anyway rolling for you to grow a beard, as long as you can

Masturbate at least once a day, and write down the name of the porn star(s) you masturbated too that day. Post the thread here every day.

>>739440520
>Reeses puffs
>bag a bitch
Are we still going with food poisoning?

>>739434490
Your tasks have been set before you go forth OP

>>739440478
I would say just kys since your suicidal, but we got a winner.

>>739440612
Hell yea

>>739440612
OK
ARE WE DONE
IS IT SETTLED

>>739440444
checked

rolling for OP to do the melee thing that was posted

So far you have: reeses puffs once a week. Form a relationship with the most beautiful girl in school.

I am rolling one last time for dig a hole in your backyard, 30 minutes. Tell no one why you are digging the hole.

>>739440756
Don't forget food poisoning

>>739435994
rolling

convince as many people that u can that the holocaust never happened

>>739440717
>eat reeses once a week
>eat fish once a week and induce vomiting/ the shits
>get a gf
Thanks dad

>>739440802
Food poisoning every 2 weeks would mean death via dehydration.

>>739435994
Roll

>>739440834
Good luck OP

>>739440893
Then op has to drink more water. Boom easy fix

>>739440893
He just has to make himself throw up a few times every two weeks, that shouldn't kill him as long as he rehydrates after he's done vomiting

>>739440834
ILL BE BACK WITH TIMESTAMPED IMAGES BITCHES
MY CHALLENGE IS SET IN STONE
I'll answer any questions now, if there are no questions in the next 10 mins I'll probably go to bed because it's half four

master the art of counterfitting money and use it at strip clubs and hookers.

>>739441003
No more applications, sorry

>>739440992
I'll be seeing you around OP you brave bastard

>>739440992
Since it's unlikely I'll ever see the threads where you post the timestamped images, can you make a discord or google docs or reddit account or something right now where you will paste them as well?

>>739440992
take care

>>739441105
This is good idea

>>739440992
where are from son, I need to know where to avoid sending childsupport too.

>>739441105
Oof, I'll see. I've never done anything like that though. >>739441145

>>739435311
rollerino

>>739441225
I don't care what platform it is, just something I can keep saved so I'll know to check it every once and a while to see if you post something. Discord is the best idea I think

>>739441292
I don't think you've read through the thread
>>739441158
North. Ireland

>>739434490
Lift weights 1.5 hours per day 6 day a week. You will figure out the proper way to do it over time so I'm not going to be specific. And never do drugs

The IRA are good people and are freedom fighters.

>>739441318
>>739441318
How do I add you to the server m8

>>739440444
RIP op's dick

>>739441547
Click on name of server in top left, should get "invite people," post link here.

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>>739441379
shit, i can't believe i have a white nigger for a son. I knew I should of gotten that fucking vasectomy out of highschool

>>739441730
System thinks the post is spam, sorry

>>739442003
alter link

>discordlink dot com
or example

Threads dead and I was meant to be gone by 4:40 (potato nigger time) so I guess I'll see you's around

>>739442277
I've tried 3 different formats and it's still spam?

>>739442499
post it without the "discord" bit, just the ID

>>739442499
hmm. maybe post a screenshot of the link? That's all I've got

>>739442567
c2cbeU

>>739442676
Ayy is that good enough

>>739442753
I'll be honest I have no idea how to use this to get to a server but that's just me being a retard

>>739442884
put [inster software name here] d o t gee gee before the ID

>>739435994
roll

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>>739437999
my sides

>>739443341
got it thanks

thread may die now

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>>739438735

>>739435994
roll

Mods, where you at guys?

>>739440347
This