it is time for a dan thread steps: 1: go to omegle 2: set tags

>>739434247
dan here, reporting for duty

>>739434334
wtf no I'm Dan

>>739434247
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: my name is dan
Stranger: Oh your a guy?
You: my friend told me that i shouldnt touch my wee wee
You: yes siree, dan is my name
Stranger: Lol. Im a guy too. Dont worry
You: do you do good?
Stranger: What?
You: today in this date
You: do you do good in your heart?
Stranger: White male. Men paid more then women. Only 2 genders
Stranger has disconnected.

bump. this thread has potential

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I guess they don't like dan

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Another warrior out in the streets

>>739434247
You: hey
Stranger: hi dan
You: FUCKING
You: PSYCHIC

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>>739434739

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Hey there Dan.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi!

Stranger: m/f

You: dan

You: you?

Stranger: male or female dumbness?

You: lmao dumbness

You: whats your name dumbness?

Stranger has disconnected.

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No IM DIRTY DAN

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Oh.

You: hi!

Stranger: hello

You: my name is dan

Stranger: hi dan

Stranger: i'm jon

You: hi jon three letters 3 planes

You: 9/11

Stranger has disconnected.

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Hey, who are you?

Necrophillia is valid.

>>739438477
ayy lmao that was me

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>>739438366

>>739438574
Lol hey whats up?

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Didn't even bother answering.

>>739438692
>>739438486
Xd is me x3c

>>739435800
checked and kekd

Oh boi

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>forgot to dan

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: sup
Stranger: nm
Stranger: do you have a tumblr
You: yep, lol what
Stranger: or are you just here
Stranger: nice
You: thats why its my interest
You: do you?
Stranger: yes ofc
You: haha
Stranger: it's just hella ppl on this tag
Stranger: like
Stranger: dont have blogs like wtf
You: why would you be here????
Stranger: right
You: whats your blog about
Stranger: they're fuckin creeps dude
Stranger: uh
Stranger: sad shit mostly and weird random shit idk
Stranger: hbu
You: mine's purely stocks, IRS and hedge fund investments
You: whats your name?
Stranger: that sounds real real fun
You: its what i like, what can i say
Stranger: whats YOUR name
Stranger: I get it
Stranger: cool beans man
Stranger: no judgement
You: I'm Dan. Nice to meet you.
Stranger: hahahahaha no way bro
Stranger: fuckin dan
You: :^)
Stranger: you just sit on omegle all day don't you
Stranger: jeeeeese
Stranger: lil dick danny
Stranger: whats goin on lil buddy
You: wow im so popular and known!
Stranger: yeah cause ya fuckin sit on omegle all day
Stranger: LOL
Stranger has disconnected.

I keep running in to other dans.

>>739439586
respects dan you actually did it

Looks like I'm running into more dans. Must be some people on this thread

>>739440194
fuck me too

>>739440194
I ran into a nazi lmao

>>739440228
I said i was going to kek.

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>>739440194

>>739440328
Screencap?

>>739440377
it was me, actually read the threads you fucking mong

>>739440367
Yea that was me.

>You're now chatting with a random stranger. >Say hi!
>You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hey
You: whats up
Stranger: Just writing and watching tv
You: Hey I have a small problem do you think you can give me advice
Stranger: Sure man.
You: I run this fruit store
You: and niggers keep coming in and stealing the watermelons
You: its a huge problem
You: costed me hundreds of dollars
Stranger: blows m a n
You: it does
You: do you know what gun would be most effective for murdering the niggers in my town
Stranger: good luck man
>Stranger has disconnected.

in the reddit tag someone put their kik its zoeteller have fun

>>739440637
I saw that too.

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>>739440377
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: hi
Stranger: https://8values.github.io/
Stranger: take this test
You: what is it?
Stranger: a test
You: but what about?
Stranger: political values
You: oh i've done that
Stranger: and your results?
You: Communism is probably the best system, capitalism is just a immoral
Stranger: that doesn't answer my question
You: give me a second to find it
You: http://i.imgur com/tFSXPas
You: are ya happy now?
Stranger: how is that communism?
You: I never said I took it seriously
Stranger: took what seriously?
You: your test
Stranger: it's not my test
Stranger: but please take a look at my results https://8values.github io/results.html?e=50.0&d=0&g=0&s=0
You: Aren't you heavy handed
Stranger: do you like my ideological matching?
You: I'm intrigued
Stranger: let me tell you about the jews
You: Oh don't get me started on them
Stranger: they fabricated the color violet into existence to degenerate the white race
You: And blacks are forcing themselves onto whites
You: Niggers should follow jewish foot steps
Stranger: so you just said nigger so are you a troll as well?
You: Nah, I honestly think niggers should just die
Stranger: and what about the jews
You: Running banks, stealing money, being a general waste of human flesh? eh, I think i hate niggers more
You have disconnected.
I d/c cause it took like 10 minutes and he said jack shit
>pic related
His values

You both like feminism, and black lives matter.
Stranger: I swear if you're also dan im commiting suicide.
You: I AM SO DAN YOUNIGGER LOVING CUNT
Stranger: OH SHITEEEEE
You: 4real tho i am dan
You: stream that shit
Stranger: I will. Look 4 the thread l8er
You: post here >>739434247
You: :D
You: already on board
You: mein negger
Stranger: Remember. Hitler is the one true god.
You: a god ascended from men
Stranger: Like talos. Just alot less gay.
You: yea..
You: ran into any not form the can yet?
You: *chan
Stranger: Nope
You: sheeeit
Stranger: Everyone in these tags is also a dan
You: lol, dont forget to tip your fedora on the way out
Stranger: *tips fagdora* m'lady
You: and traps are gay fam

Seriously, only anons on omegle right now using these tags.

Stranger: im dan

You: i am dan as well

Stranger: oh no

Stranger: me no like dan

You: what?

You: why?

Stranger: dan is meanie

You: you must be getting me confused with nega-dan

Stranger: is your wee wee in pain

Stranger: mine is

You: from time to time

You: i think it would be best if we parted ways, we are of no use talking to each other rather than triggering cucks

Stranger: RE

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Dans dont die we multiply

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>>739438072
>THE SAME GUY

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>>739441163
holy shit

>>739441163
DUDE We have ran into that guy maybe 10 times tonight.

>>739434247
bump

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Feminism.

You: hi

Stranger: Hi

You: my name is dan

Stranger: Its nice to meet you dan.

You: No Im dan

You: Why is it saying im You

Stranger: I know your dan you just said so

You: Im not you

You: Im dan

Stranger: What?

You: On the left in blue

You: it says "You:"

You: Im dan

You: not you

You: do you want to know something?

Stranger: Hey. Seriously though. How DO you feel about feminism

You: I feel the women deserve their lowered roles in society and that a fight for equality is almost as hopeful as the jews to escape their deserved deaths in the camps

Stranger: Wtf is wrong with you!

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>>739441538
Poor guy holy shit

>>739441619
I don't know why he doesn't just change his tags or something.

has anyone kikd zoeteller yet?

You both like tumblr.

Stranger: hii

You: Hey what's your name?

Stranger: lol you first!!!

You: My name is dan

Stranger: thats a cool name, my big bro is named dan

You: my big bro touched my wee wee when I was 7

Stranger: so?

You: So? He touched my wee wee and turned me into one of those guygirls that likes to drag race

Stranger: im saying that what you said was not relevant at all. I was molested as a child too, but don't just say it randomly.

Stranger: so whats up man?

You: My wee wee thinking about that time my big bro touched it when I was 9

Stranger: sometimes i think about when I was raped as well.

Stranger: i sometimes think about it accidently when im masterbating, then cry after lol

Stranger: hello?

You: So how many black actors (black-tors if you will) do you think it would take to do a complete shot-for-shot recreation of planet of the apes

Stranger: are you into that? ;)

Stranger: 3, cgi is really good these days

Stranger: would you like to do a rape fantasy with me? ;)

You have disconnected.

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Kekels

>>739441748
leahmaelewis as well

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Someone in the thread made a suggestion to branch beyond just being Dan.

>>739441845
good idea

>>739441902
actually its bad

>>739441930
They won't expect the sudden change

>>739434247
best thread on /b/ atm

Am I doing it right?
Stranger: Fuck you dan
You: what?
You: what the fuck did you just say to me you little shit?
Stranger: Some dumb Reddit or 4chan thing
You: I'll have you know that I am a Navy Seal
Stranger: Suck yourself dan
You: I have over 300 confirmed taliban kills
You: and yeah, my FUCKING NAME IS DAN
You: Fuck off raghead

>>739441786
rekt

Don't forget, Ha, Gary!

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What to think of this

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I've still got on the hook

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Roll

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God this is gon be fun

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First non dan <3

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>>739442451

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Fcukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Stranger:hi

You:Hey

You:My names dan

Stranger:REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER DIES IN HER SLEEP

Stranger has disconnected

Fuck guys

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>>739442731
fuck you

>>739442731
>>739442724
lol that was me REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER DIES IN HER SLEEP

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Haha don't say that!!

>>739442886
bless you

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>>739443028

>>739441786
wow, embarssing danwork, you could have gotten this chick's pics

>>739442229
you are a cuck faggot

Guys, I think we should add more tags, since we keep running into each other. How about "9/11" "suicide" "instagram" and "twitter"

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Another Anon has made a suggestion to branch out.

>>739443414
I agree

Bros circulate between all the tags invididually and also use: "emo" "suicide" "twitter" "depression" "5sos" and last but certainly not least "botdf" and "bvb"

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maybe i over-did it at the end

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>>739443440
look, it me!

twenty one pilots is the best tag for meeting emo bitches

>>739443495
Lol was I just talking to you?

brilliant

>>739443691
thank you, go cry now

>>739443553
You were. Now let's make a difference in the world, so many poor emo children that have yet to receive suicide advice

>>739443513
kek, pretty good

>>739443800
link to tweets about this?

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Here you go dan

Our lord and savior tachanka

>>739443941
No idea what they ment by it other than suggesting I go on twitter instead to avoid trolls, until of course they realised i was troll.

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>>739434247
Thank you dan

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>>739434247
i panicked, he questioned my dan-ness

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Re-creating an old favorite.

>>739444513
Are you retarded dude

>>739444513
Dude...
>What is screencap?

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Most fucked up convo goes toooooooo...

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Fucking hate these people.

>>739444513
That is the most Dan way of making a screencap.
Potato/10 would kek again.

>>739444960
You got Jeff'd, dude.

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They are learning...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hello!
You: My name is Dan!
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: What side of tumblr are you from?
You: The dark side :P
You: do you like pooping in the front or the back?
Stranger: What does that mean?
You: i prefer front because it gives me purpose
Stranger: I guess it depends on what species I am at the moment...
You: i feel like im working towards something
You: hmm
Stranger: What do you mean by pooping?
Stranger: Are you human...
You: i am a transgender man, my original name was Danilella
Stranger: Cool! I'm a genderflux demiboy!
You: awesome!
You: thats cute :)
Stranger: SAGA folk together!
You: yess queen!
You: or king ;)
Stranger: Overlord
You: oo
You: sexy
You: looking to date sweethart?
Stranger: I'm asexual, so I'd prefer handsome as opposed to sexy.
Stranger: Dating, I'm not really looking for.
You: okay handsome
You: want to hookup? my tranny penis could fuck you hard
Stranger: I'm not afab...
You: i could really rock your demiboy world handsome
Stranger: I have to go soon. If you want to continue later, I can give you my phone number...
You: i would love to fuck you in the ear
You: and the ass
Stranger: joy...
You: make you shit water after an enema
You: all over my tranny face
Stranger: So, I have to go soon. Do you want my phone number or not?
You: here, have mine. 410234534
You: i have a request
Stranger: Mine is *********** Bye!
You: could you just call me and tell me you want to suck on my cock?
Stranger has disconnected.

>>739445042
Lol of course they're learning
Tumblrites aren't idiots they're just stupid

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Aye hit him up ladies

>>739438477
so cringe

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BRAAAPPP

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hey bro!
You: What's your name?
Stranger: dan
Stranger: you?
You: Dan too.
You: >>739434247
You: We have come to a crossroads.
Stranger: ok
You: Hello, dan.
Stranger: how old are you summerfag
You: You make me fucking crack up bro.
You: Haha.
You: Haha.
You: Haha.
You: Haha.
You: Haha.
You: Old enough to suck dick for $5, bro.
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: wanna meet up
You: Yes.
You: You got 5 bucks?
Stranger: yes
You: Okay.
You: Take a screenshot and post it.
Stranger: why this convo is shit
You: Because.
I want to prove that raiding the same topic is a bad fucking idea.
You: We end up meeting each other.
Stranger: well duh

Whoever I met, post a screenshot.

>>739445440
really really really good

>>739445503
BRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPP

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Roll

>>739445612
BBBRRRAAAPPP

Is 4chan rekin omegle tonight?

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Made a new friend

shut the fuck up summerfag

>>739445970
fug yesh

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>>739435800

>>739445970
We are trolling tumblerites on Omegle

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Got paired with anti suicide bot

>>739445523
that was me
ur a dumb shit 14 year old come suck my dick

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>>739434247

>>739443028
What kind of retarded faggot asks what is your favorite pronoun? Dude, I never thought stupidity could reach such levels...

>>739434247
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like black lives matter.
You: hi im dan
Stranger: anna
You: i like the gays
You: in the road
You: run over
You: haha
You: you have peepee too?
Stranger has disconnected.

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What the fuck

>>739445523
You're right anon feminism is now just a bunch of Dan's

>>739446402
HEY I met anna too!

>>739446450
Someone post screen caps from that group chat

allofkeks.jpg

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Clearly she ran into someone before.

>>739446450
get in and fuck their shit up. call cops at the end

>>739446666
Fucking Satanic quads in the Dan thread proves we're doing something right.

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I fucked it up snobs

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He dare question the authority of DAN!

Fellow Dans, should I start out as introducing myself as Daniel and act uppercrust before devolving into a festering pile of pure tard?

>>739446666
Nice

>>739446928
Sounds of kek, sure

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i think they are catching on

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>>739446666
checked

>>739446928
YES

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.
You: hello
You: please tell me you aren't another "dan"
Stranger: i'm not
You: ok good
Stranger: thanks haha
You: i don't know whats up tonight
You: these people keep calling themselves dan and then say racist and homophobic stuff
Stranger: idk someone probably just posted 'hey everyone lets go annoy people on omegle again tonight'
Stranger: and there they are
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: happens pretty reg
You: hmm
You: anyway how are you
Stranger: yeah alright wbu?
You: p good
Stranger: that's good
Stranger: where u from
You: texas (unfortunately lol)
Stranger: rough haha
Stranger: i'm from australia
You: dang!!
You: where'r you from australian person
You: in australia
Stranger: i'm like an hour away from sydney haha
Stranger: why dang?
You: dang as in "wow!!!"
Stranger: oh haha
Stranger: why wow tho?
You: cuz 's fuckin australia!!
Stranger: what about it! haha
You: dumb abbos get flattened in the roads, which I quiet enjoy
Stranger: there ya go
Stranger: they can speak english better than you tho
Stranger has disconnected.

Quick, flee to other tags!

>>739447169
That was dumb.

pizzaparty.gif?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi!
Stranger: what is your name
Stranger: are you with me
You: Dan.
Stranger: nice name my name is khaled
You: SANDNIGGER.
You: OH SHIT.
You: BUHBYE.
You have disconnected.


BTW, I got the Opera VPN banned for banned behavior.

>>739447212
I ran into Sarah as well. She saw my name was Dan and fucked off.

Guys, we need to branch out more. I suggest a couple of us act as Danielle, Dan's retarded and grossly slutty transgender side.

I would say use Sophie and get thirsty White Knights to feel sorry for them

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fun

>>739447479
I rate kek/pepe

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Fellow /b/ro

>>739447593
that was me god danny is one creepy dude

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>>739434247
You: hi, i'm dan
Stranger: hey, why so many dans
You: not sure, are you also here to discuss the profound health benefits of prostate milking?
Stranger: you're a guy?
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi!
You: What's your name?
Stranger: khaled
Stranger: and you
You: OH SHIT.
Stranger: what
You: IT'S THIS SANDNIGGER AGAIN.
Stranger: no
You: YES.
Stranger: who is that
You: BUHBYE.
You have disconnected.

Goddamn it, Mohammed tryna get in mah pants.

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Dan conversations nowadays

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>>739447591
I didn't even get to say how horny and shitty I was :(

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>>739447169
Why u delete?

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>>739434247

>>739434247
You: hello
Stranger: Hey
You: m/f?
Stranger has disconnected.

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I don't have a kik...someone, raid him please

>>739448096
Wow that's not 65% of every conversation on omegle bro

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>>739447955
nigga what?

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>>739448034
it was delet by mods, i'm pretty sure

>>739448247
Yeah I'm not sure why the thumbnail is that. Open it its a convo

>>739448406
Ahh makes sense

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Dan is a bitch.
Gary is superior.

>>739442451
>No I'm Dan
kek

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I wanted to talk still ;(

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Chris Hansen in the house

>>739434247
You: Hi
Stranger has disconnected.

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master trole

We should broaden the interests to like Pan Trans and LGBT

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>>739446178
>do you like cranberries?

>>739448617
not Chris DANsen

>>739448617
More like Chris Dansen.

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>>739434247
>>739434840
tfw name is actually dan.

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Too many people doing this right now.

>>739448691
I see Anon took my advice

>>739448924
Why not use a name that isn't Dan?

We must widen our terms think more leftist retard

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like memes.
Stranger: ya like jazz?
You: yes
You: who is your favorite jazz musicians?
Stranger: sorry this is a good Christian website no swearing
You: Mine are Herbie Hancock, Vince Guaraldi, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, and Sun Ra you?
Stranger: John cent,
You: that some pleb jazz
Stranger: John cena, the rock, and Jeffy.
You: listen to avant garde jazz aka free jazz
You: whats your name?
Stranger: Listen up you fat sack of shit I thought you liked memes
You: i do
You: whats your name?
Stranger: I am birtha
You: you gay looking ass you asked if i liked jazz and i do
You: Im dan
You: you gay ass
You: dont even like jazz
Stranger: I am an apache attack helicopter actually
You: dead ass memes
You: you know what sucks about my life?
You: i work below minium wage
Stranger: NOW that's what I call a meme I saw three weeks ago
You: my boss is greedy and my co workers hate me
You: i work just to go home to no one
Stranger: You can get hella lot of money if you sue em for not paying you
You: and my friends are stupid
You: you know whats the worst part is though?
Stranger: I know that feeling
Stranger: What
You: i live in a pineapple under the sea
Stranger: That your not an apache attack helicopter
Stranger: Cuz I'm an apache attack helicopter
You have disconnected.

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>>739443513

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Kek

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YOU FUCKERS.

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I don't think she likes me...

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kek

>>739449227
No

>>739447543
35/10.

You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: do you support feminism?
You: do you support Dan?
Stranger: yes
You: can we marry?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: daddy
You: i believe in Dan rights
You: so that all Dans can be together
Stranger: dan rights are worth a good fight
You: keep on fighting b/tard, see ya
Stranger: ok thank you
Stranger: shalom
Stranger has disconnected.

Ahhh, i miss a good old fashioned omegle raid, this shit is gold. definitely need more suggestions on tags though.

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Don't worry, he's <not> horny guys

>>739449469
Kek

>>739449546
What he said, keep running into dans

.>>739449469
god tier

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Weird person

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>>739438272

>>739449469
should've said "danscend"

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My best one so far

You: hiii
Stranger: hey
You: my name is dan
You: :D
Stranger: i'm sarah :)
You: hi sarah
You: im dan
Stranger: hey dan
You: hi sarah
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hi
Stranger has disconnected.

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Who was this? lol

Spread out to different tags

We could just REMOVE all tags and torture the whole of omegle.

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>>739450245

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KEKD

>>739450250
Without tags all I get are bots

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>>739434247

we may have too many dans

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Keked so hard

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>>739448171

>>739450388
Kek

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How's this

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Oof ow

Lets all just remove tags.

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Its true though

Idea; Change tags to religious tags (Christianity, Jesus, etc.) and troll them with Satan and science

>>739450245
i recommend emo, cutting and christian

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...

I'm going into movies and going to link them god awful youtube videos.

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>inb4 how to take a screenshot tab
I get it, I'm retarded.

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these newfags keep getting outplayed

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Why don't we chose tags of our choice then say Hi in a certain way to tell eachother apart like Hi'
with an apostrophe

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I found a retard

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>>739450831
Part 2.

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anons we did it

We need new names. How about Dom, or Dolan or Donald.

>>739450994
And thus the call of the Dan was made.

Image limit reached, new thread???

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like reddit.
Stranger: Hi
You: DAN
You: DAN
You: DAn
You: DNAN
You: DNA
You: DAN
You: DANNn
Stranger: Danny phantom
You: DANIEL
You: DNADN
You: DAD
You: NAN
You: nAAN
You: DAAD
You: DAN
You: AAAAAAAA
You: AAA
You: DDD
You: NNN
You: dan.
Stranger: Are YOU An aspie
You: DAN!
You: danieL!
You: dna
Stranger has disconnected.

NEW THREAD

>>739450092
>4chan army!!!
so cringy, pls kys whoever this was

>>739451357
Make it and link it!

WHERES THE NEW THREAD AHG

>>739451318
Wouldn't even be aspergers since aspies aren't retarded kek

Link to new thread plz

>>739442842
just die k?

>>739451357
link it

>>739442842
samefag

This thread got popular real quick

>>739442842
kys

>>739451668
Cause what anon doesn't like trolling retards

lets invade the "Undertale" interest. Im getting a lot of keks from it.

>>739451832
New thread

>>739451574
>>739451515
>>739451511
>>739451357
>>739451175
see>>739451884

get in here danfags >>739451945

>>739450831
What you jammin to on spotify?

http://logs.omegle.com/71098d3cddc694ba

You: hi im dan
You: you lesbian?
Stranger: No bi
You: ahh
You: g here
Stranger: Lit
You: you out of the closet?
Stranger: Yea but only to my mom and two friends
Stranger: Hbu
You: not right now
You: religious family
Stranger: Yes that's my problem too
You: i feel like the church has just brainwashed everyone around me
You: so sometimes i piss in the priest's car ;)
Stranger: That's why I don't go to church anymore lol
You: lol yeah
Stranger: I still believe in God though just not all what everyone else believes
You: its really (((their))) influence on the whole thing that makes the church so fucked up
You: ruins it for everyone
Stranger: It really does and it pisses me off so much
You: and then (((they))) act like the victims
You: after everything they put us through they just keep complaining about the six million
You: and disregard us entirely
Stranger: Yea you won't believe it a girl asked me why we have a whole month
You: at college during pride month theres a priest thats paid to yell about how homosexuals are all mentally ill
You: he stands right outside the classrooms shouting the fucking jew propaganda
Stranger: That's awful people are soo fucking closed minded
You: i wish the holocaust was real tbh
Stranger: Lol why?
You: to punish them for writing the old testament and making every western religion hate us
You: greedy bastards
You: (((they))) have caused every wage gap and problematic bullshit we suffer from to this day
You: and we COULD HAVE BEEN RID OF THEM
You: but hitler couldnt pull it off
Stranger: I'm pretty sure Hitler would have killed gays too
You: onyl the faggots though :/
Stranger: What's a faggot to you?
You: like a flamer
Stranger: Huh?
You: you know
You: dyed hair talks with a lisp
You: wears clothes too small for them
You: makes it hard to advance with pride
Stranger: Damn
You: its true
You: every gay stereotype comes back to them
You: we would ALL o better without them
You: *all do

http://logs.omegle.com/46ff10e29ba393e7