Kaley or Melissa? Tbbt showdown
Is that Melissa pic real?
>>739410418
Melissa:
>Dem tits
>Dat figure
>Petite
>Probably incredible in bed
>8/10 face
This is objectively the right option.
right looks like shes ready to be fucked. left just looks fake
>>739410418
Pic on the right is photoshopped waste
I'll say it again,
>>739410685
>>739410788
Check 'em.
nothing but pleb taste so far
Melissa, always.
>>739411334
Dude you seriously gotta stop with the nursing home fetish. It's just gross.
>>739411334
yeah nigga
>>739411334
Kys
>>739410418
Melissa has real tits and a better build.
>>739411334
stop peddling this autism you can't even find a sexy pi--
>>739411461
hello there
>>739410418
No doubt, Melissa is a damn fine specimen. Probably cut down on the batshit crazy factor too.
>>739411802
Yeah, doesn't Kaley have coke problems? And the other girl on the show doesn't believe in vaccines?
>>739411802
That being said.....
Gawd DAYUM!!!!
>>739410563
You forgot the lack of dumb as fuck tattoos.
>>739411902
Never hears the coke problem rumor before. That would be a shame.
I think Blossom's problem had to do with breastfeeding five year olds. *shudder*
>>739411334
Bitch believes in "birding" your kids.
She can be as book-smart as she wants, she's dumb as fuck.
>>739411802
>>739412088
>Bitch believes in "birding" your kids.
Google reveals nothing but birdwatching, explain yourself.
>>739411914
While I choose Melissa, this one almost sends me to the other side.
>>739412299
I bet ya she's a anal slut, just has that look.
>>739412316
It's when you chew the food, and spit it into you kids mouths, like a bird feeds its young.
You also throw them out of trees when they're older.
That second bit might be a lie.
>>739410418
>Kaley has a good body but if you really take a good look at her she has kind of ugly face.
>>739410857
Perfect
>>739412088
you realize she only plays a smart character on tv...
you do know the difference between tv and reality... right?
>>739411334
High IQ post
It's either her or Kate Micucci for best TBBT girl
>>739412496
Just means she's probably into snowballing tbh
>>739412257
>>739410504
Yeah. It was for some magazine shoot she did.
>>739412496
it's probably good for the kid's immune system.
>>739412694
She has degrees in advanced calculus and shit. She was actually brought in as a consultant before the put her on screen ya know?
>>739412694
I think she has a PHD in real life.
>>739412737
Nice! I bet she's a flexible little thing too
>>739412793
How?
>>739412802
that's a weird field to have a doctorate in...
>>739412694
You DO know that Miyam Bialik actually HAS a PhD in neuroscience from UCLA, and THAT'S why she was cast on the show. Right?
>>739412937
sharing germs.
same reason why people kiss.
>>739412316
no, that's alicia silverstone
>>739412802
Yeap. She has a PHD in Neuroscience IRL.
>>739413132
I have a grad degree from the school of hard knocks.
>>739413013
>>739412799
>>739412802
how would I know that? I don't watch the show, nor delve into actor's lives.
but thanks for the info
>>739413212
So you're a nigger. Fuck off nigger.
>>739413382
I can read you spastic. Clearly not a nigger.
>>739413099
Kids are exposed to more germs because they put every goddamn thing in their mouths anyway, far more than birding or kissing or anything else.
>>739413245
>"you know she only plays smart on tv"
>"actually she has a PhD"
>"w-well how was I supposed to know?"
Don't open your mouth then if you don't know the facts
>>739413245
So why fucking accuse when you know nothing?
>>739412299
ugly dyke
>>739413571
while you're correct, the germs they receive from those sources are not the same, and more likely to be dangerous to an underdeveloped immune system.
also, there's no maximum threshold for immune responses. there's not a point where your immune system stops developing because it's taken all the information it could get. the more germs introduced, the harder the immune system will work and eventually not need to work as hard on lesser threats.
having a dog is also beneficial to a developing immune system.
>>739413550
So you're one of those wannabe niggers. Only those two talk about "hard knocks" you stupid nigger.
>>739413687
lol I'm sure if I said that about any of the other characters I would have been right.
who put sand in your vagina?
>>739414057
you've never seen Annie, nor know anything about rock n roll, do you?
>>739414115
Kaley is actually a Brain surgeon irl, learn your facts before spouting off
>>739413113
Her too, according to this.
Not the most reliable source, but it was the quickest I could grab.
>>739414279
now I know this is bullshit lol
>>739414353
well... cracked isn't an UNreliable source.
>>739414367
The Kaley one is, the other girl actually has a PHD.
>>739414583
yeah no I got it
>>739414042
>the more germs introduced,
the higher the likelihood the immune system can't desk with them quickly enough. There's a reason we have developed vaccines.
>>739410418
Mayim.
>>739411334
goddamned right
>>739414700
>desk
deal
>>739413149
Daaaaaaaamn!
>>739414700
yeah... to introduce new bacteria/viruses into the immune system at a relatively safe level... exactly what this "birding" and kissing does.
vaccines can actually be somewhat dangerous if you get them too early.
not to mention you never know whats actually in them. but that's not for this discussion.
>>739415300
Yes, and you know exactly what bacteria are living in your gob don't you?
>>739414700
Being exposed to germs and shit at a young age might be beneficial.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hygiene_hypothesis
>>739415406
lol I can guarantee I don't have mercury floating around in my mouth.
Melissa when she is dressed as Bernadette.
>>739415461
>might be
come on...
>>739415490
> Any chemical compound with mercury in the name is the same thing
Literally what retards believe.
>>739415490
Yes, but you also drink water, right? Cos you'll get more mercury from water than you will a vaccine. Just FYI
>>739410418
Kaley, because if you saw them both IRL there is really no contest. Also Melissa is a stinky jew.
>>739415300
>to introduce new bacteria/viruses into the immune system at a relatively safe level
Nope. To introduce the antigens the immune system needs to recognize. Which is not done with live, functional pathogens. This nonsense does.
Vaccines are way less dangerous than the diseases they help prevent.
>>739410563
The only unappealing thing about her is her weird voice.
She's so fucking adorable though.
>>739415605
What more do you want? I've given you a solid hypothesis with evidential support.
>>739415577
I want Bernadette to play my clarinet
>>739415750
>her weird voice.
That's not actually her voice.
>>739415490
You never eat seafood or sea fish right? Really…
>>739415639
that's not even the point. just a factual example.
the point is, do you believe they only give you what they say they are giving you? you may have no reason to distrust them, but how do you really know?
you know who else had no reason to distrust their doctors? black people at John Hopkins during the 40s and 50s that they decided to infect with syphilis under the guise of "treatment".
>>739415754
The fact that it still is a hypothesis should be a pointer to its not being yet firm enough.
>>739415750
She's putting on the voice ya know.
She sounds way hot.
>>739413731
Well there's an informed opinion.
>>739410418
both plssss oh fuck
>>739414760
>>739415754
I'm saying it's proven. if it weren't there'd be no reason to take vaccines.
exposure allows our bodies and immune systems to come up with a game plan for later exposures. it's why it is better to get chicken pox at an early age and become immune, as opposed to getting it in adulthood.
>>739410418
Kaley. Its not even close
>>739412799
Actually that's the girl from Wonder Years. Danica McKeller or something. But Blossom has a PhD.
>>739413731
She cut her hair because that's what bitches do after nudes get leaked. That way if more are leaked they will be dated by the hair. The more you know.
>>739416117
Not him, but I got chickenpox as a kid and again as an adult
It sucked
Neither, id choose this https://youtu.be/_Uu_sEnNKcI
>>739415975
I'd love for her to talk dirty to me in the voice she uses on TBBT.
>>739415926
>how do you really know?
Because it is in their own benefit that you do not die young.
>>739416271
holy shit dude.
you should probably be living in a bubble.
>>739416192
The fact that anyone chooses Melissa makes me wonder if they are really just faggots.
Melissa is very cute, but as a pure fuck puppet, I gotta go with Kaley.
>>739416425
Thanks.
>>739416540
Although quality confirmed nudes of Melissa might change my mind.
What an epic three way....
>>739411902
>Did coke a few times.
>Coke problem.
>>739415975
Do you have a YT link to her normal voice?
All the way.
>>739416117
>it's why it is better to get chicken pox at an early age and become immune, as opposed to getting it in adulthood.
Still worse than getting the vaccine.
>>739416774
Supposedly it was afrin nasal spray she had issues with. Or that was the spin.
>>739410418
I preefer Melissa, but I have the Kaley nudes
>>739416828
https://youtu.be/Gbg1zWorVlo
The eyes have it.
>>739417007
Always wanted to bang her with her uggs on, don't know why but it turns me on
>>739417034
Damn, she just got way hotter.
>>739417007
And they are sweet.
>>739416490
>instead they just infect you with a curable disease then "treat" you for the rest of your life
Before vaccines became common, about one child in two died before age 5.
One would think that trying to make your clients live beyond 5 years would make good business sense.
Then again, you talk about "infecting". Would you give an example of current vaccines that "infect" people with diseases?
In 2009? Kaley. Now? Melissa. Kaley has not aged well.
>>739417167
Mhor
>>739417225
Kaley all day long. Not into short girls with big boobs so much, But Melissa is the best of that type hands down.
>>739417257
Not her. So very not her.
>>739416490
Put the laptop down Jim. Jenny was wrong.
>>739417257
God DAMN, I'm not an ass man in general, but that is nice.
>>739417167
Organized women turn me on big time. Of course sexy nips, hands, and body she has. Damn.
>>739417007
>>739417167
>>739417205
>>739417257
>>739417601
Freckles on a non-redhead. Ginger/Maryanne aint got shit on this choice.
>>739417678
>>739417007
>>739417167
>>739417205
>>739417225
>>739417257
No losers here.
>>739417678
Pretty sure that is Scarlet Johanson. Aerola is bigger than Kaley's.
>>739417304
How know?
>>739417998
>>739417998
Right...
>>739417782
>>739417183
>Would you give an example of current vaccines that "infect" people with diseases?
if this were happening, people wouldn't have the cognizance to even connect the two because the ill effect would happen months later, and the doctors would poo-poo it, much like the rest of the population.
I'm just a skeptic that doesn't go in for flu shots. I'm not saying don't get your kid a polio vaccine.
not sure if I believe half the pop would die before the age of 5, but if that was the case, it would be due to modern lifestyles. domesticated animals and farming brought plagues upon us, much like industrialization has. all these things are good for a growing population, but with growing populations you have higher rates of disease.
people live just fine away from modern society without vaccines or hand sanitizer, and with the same life expectancy. look at the indigenous tribes in South America or the aborigines in New Zealand. And they very well probably have high infant mortality rates. but it's survival of the fittest. it may be cold, and I may have been one of those babies to be tossed, but I believe the Spartans had the right idea.
>>739417811
Nope. Try again. Literally looks nothing like her.
>>739410418
does somebody have individual versions of those pictures at a higher resolution
>>739418504
the melissa one is a fake
>>739418017
Pic has been around for fucking years
>>739413149
Underrated ass
>>739418794
Smart move making the gay guy hold her.
About to watch tbbt right now, hope its a good fapping ep
>>739413013
The Happening
>best movie ever
>>739410418
Melissa.
Those tits are real.
>>739410418
>>739419140
Is it true she had breast reduction?
>>739419463
Not sure.
Maybe she donated?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/2207294/big-bang-theorys-kaley-cuoco-reveals-shes-had-a-boob-job-nose-job-and-gets-fillers-in-her-neck/
End results were outstanding.
>>739419126
That haircut was horrid!
>>739410418
Well... its my fantasy so why do I have to chose... I just take both.
>>739416904
We use to see some nipples at the start of this show... now no more, this show is just going downhill.
Kaley but only because her mother was English/German Melissa is a kike and I'd sooner fuck a beaker of sulfuric acid than put my dick anywhere near a Jew.
>>739416231
So they are concerned about their nudes getting leaked and cut their hair and then take MORE nudes? so they can be dated? Youd think theyd just stop taking nudes
>>739420833
"lol, Mom look! I said I hate jews on the interwebz!"
Is this Kaleys ass?
Its part of the fappening set but im not sure
>>739420547
My favorite Penny outfit ever.
>>739421095
I still say no. I think the hips are too curvy and the body type seems off. But I could be wrong.
>>739421095
That is indeed Kaley's ass anon
>>739421350
All good, but it was released with the rest of her set during the fappening
>>739421371
Took the photo did you?
>>739421489
see
>>739421445
also me
>>739420967
Judaism is passed through the Mother. The Jewess succubus is tempting but as soon as you mate with one, you may as well consider your bloodline dead.
Only correct reply is pic related
Glad to know that not all b is fifteen years old and retarded
>>739421830
Because that means it's real...
>>739421371
No it isnt newfag
>>739421371
no it isn't
>>739421445
I know but there are two or three dodgy ones that get lumped in with that set. Many of which have been posted above. I'll stick to ones with faces. Like this absolute gem....
>>739421896
More real than not. I don't see any evidence proving otherwise
>>739421445
No it wasnt
Try reverse image searching it. Goes back to 2010
>>739421881
>>739421996
Sorry bud, but you need to prove it actually is real. Until then, it's most likely not.
>>739421873
Yeah, sure... Whatever, keep pretending being an edgy neo nazi makes you cool.
>>739422084
I see you agree. Here is another pic for you
>>739421992
That one gets me all....
>>739422025
idk man. I did a reverse search and all that comes up is that it is Kaley. Ontop of that, that image was never posted in 2010
>>739422104
True man. I guess until solid proof comes around it'll just be a great ass
>>739422156
One thing about Kaley - her shit stays *tight*
>>739422259
I know right .. it's hard not to stare at her.
>>739422201
>>739422256
All of this shit aside though, Malissa is my choice 110%. That girl is fucking fenominal
Anyone on this abomination of a TV show should have been aborted.
>>739422422
Checked. Even if you are a dipshit.
>>739422552
Aaaaand then this faggot shows up
>>739422552
No one defends the show dumbass.. It's the ass we love
>>739422489
I'm a Kaley guy myself, but it's impossible to find fault with your position.
>>739422104
not that anon, but here
My vote is for Melissa
>>739422603
Thanks bro. I won't deny the other two are hot just not blossom hot
Now here's a pic for you
>>739422109
A person doesn't need to be a "neo-Nazi" untermensch to be wary of and distrust the Jewish influence within their own lands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ei6UdkrXAo
Watch this video and tell me it's not all true.
>>739422552
>>739422489
>fenominal
Even if your spelling isn't, I agree.
>>739422742
>>739422156
Dirty Jew is dirty
>>739423224
Dumbass
http://www.jweekly.com/2012/01/20/celebrity-jews120/
Melissa is a Jew too and probably Kaley isn't shatner a Jew?
>>739423294
That pic is amazing. That girl's upper deck is a thing of beauty.
>>739423538
Sure is, bro.
>>739423534
Cuoco is Italian I believe. No jewish there. Not that I'm going to write Mila Kunis, Dianna Agron, Scarlet, and the rest off so easy either. Melissa could get the D.
>>739410418
Melissa
GIVE ME THAT GOLD BABY
>>739418336
you are stupid
>>739423725
Yeah she's Christian but Melissa is a jew
>>739423725
Her father was Italian and her Mother was German/English.
>>739414353
Actually breast feeding does the exact same thing. Our mouths have a ton of germ and bacteria killing enzymes.
You ever cut your gum on a piece of food and soon realize it's gone in a day or 2? That's the fast acting tenactine healing of your mouth.
They are not wrong, but what they do is bat shit crazy.
>>739424122
So by the no Jews logic only kaley is acceptable
Dem titties tho.
>>739424620
Dem Jew titties
I'm still all in on mayim
>>739417257
>>739417678
>>739419355
>>739421095
>>739422742
None of these are kaley lmao
>>739424894
uggnnnnnn
Jewish, German, or Japanese. Those are some Grade A sweater meat.
>>739425125
This guy knows....
>>739410418
melissa is the obvious answer
>>739425447
>>739424709
Tits are tits.
Neither. Yuck.
>>739425993
>>739425770
>>739425770
>>739425770
>>739425770
HHHHHHHGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>739415750
You're nuts! I'd kill to hear that voice everyday. Also i think Kristen Schaal is hot, so...
>>739426951
That's also not her real voice. Her real voice is pretty damn sexy.
Definitely Melissa
how is this even a question?
Kaley is a nasty fucking spic and Melissa is a white woman
id go with melissa
don't care if you guys believe me, but I've had sex with all 3 chicks on this show.
> melissa pinkest pussy i've ever seen, pink nips, easy to make her orgasm
> kaley freaky but businesslike, waxed vagoo, likes to be on top
> mayim very reluctant but not shy at all.. very self-protective.. deep vagina without being gapey
Neither
>>739428041
>>739428041
we believe you
why wouldn't we?
>>739410563
Melissa wins it
>>739428116
Dam never seen that one ... Saved and about to fap soon
Just gonna leave this here
>>739428237
there's always some shitposting cop sitting in an office somewhere bored because he has to monitor this board.
take this guy for example >>739428222
>>739428287
>>739428041
Okay, alright. No one can believe this right off the bat. I'd like to believe you though. So tell me, who are you that you know all these people?
>>739421992
That beaver looks angry!!
I'm gonna go ahead and guess most of the people saying Mayim Bialik were around when Blossom was on the air.
She was cute then but goddamn she looks like a stereotype of a jew hag plus some make-up. How is she appealing? I'm thinking most of you had a crush on Blossom that carried over.
>>739428116
>>739428698
This is kinda true but when I found out she got her PhD it was all eyes on her
>>739428698
>jew hag
>90% of americans prefer jewish women over mormon raggedy ann freckled goblins
>this guy still doesn't get it
>>739428392
And we'll leave it there too. They tried to pass that off as Blake Lively too. Retard.
>>739428041
Wow, do you work on the show with them? Who gives the best head?
Kaley can't believe anybody would not choose her. I will comfort her.
>>739428888
nice quads..
no I don't work on the show
head?
>kaley sloppy and pukey.. didn't mind if I humped her face
>melissa too busy fucking.. not sure if she gave me head although I did give her a facial
>mayim enjoyed doing it, bit too slow.. didn't cum from the bj
>>739429231
Fuck your lucky, would love to face fuck Kaley, bet she can deepthroat like a champ
>>739428497
>>739429231
What about the conversation?
They both are 6/10s
Does anyone think Kaley looked better with short hair?
NERD FIGHT NERD FIGHT NERD FIGHT NERD FIGHT NERD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
>>739429798
Yes
>>739429693
jesus fucking christ
>>739429631
what about it? i'm not gonna talk about what we talked about..
>>739429798
Would love to suck on those toes! Holy fuck they're nice!
>>739429945
You're a true gentleman
This is the Melissa I want to meet.
>>739429945
Ok don't need to know the details.. just who was better in conversation
>>739430037
source?
>>739430078
definitely mayim
>>739430098
The Bronze
>>739430176
All nude scenes are body doubles. Dirty cheater.
Mmmmm. Teen Penny....
>>739422901
It's not and you're just a stupid loser without friends. Kill yourself. The world doesn't need you.
>>739430318
It just shows her legs, not a double.
The sexual gymnastics later in the movie use a body double.
>>739430427
plebs posting KC's non nude pictures.
you moron know she was in the fappenning with nudes right?
>>739412299
I dont really wanna fuck Cersei Lannister
>>739412299
goddamn i hate that ugly fucking haircut
>>739413245
so why the fuck would you bad mouth and talk shit then? are you one of those morons who talk shit out of their ass base on 'um i think' then get mad when people fact check you?
dumbass
>>739428843
I'm not saying jews are hags, I'm saying she looks like a stereotype of a jew hag. Like I said, specifically, in my post. Do you know what a stereotype is?
>>739429231
Trying to believe you. What did you do to them?
>>739417007
wtf is that wallpaper? Does she live inside a christmas present?
>>739430938
That was almost funny.
>>739422742
I recognize that puffy pussy anywhere. That's "Princess Ava Marie"
https://www.reddit.
com/r/AlbumBabes/comments/5rcmz2/princess_ava_marie_32_pics/
>>739430904
Kaley was the only one that would do anal, tried with the other two but they weren't down at all for it, must of had a bad experience.
>>739430858
If you wouldn't take Melissa because you think she looks too Jewish... I'm pretty sure you would never be with anyone who is a jew.
>>739410418
kaley for sure
>>739410418
Did Melissa get her tits cut off? I don't like that show but my wife watches it and the last time I saw it they didn't look god-tier
>>739431390
umm.. not me but.. surprisingly accurate
>kaley was down for anal
>melissa's pussy was too amazing to switch
>i didn't want to try it with mayim because I already felt like I won the lottery getting her naked.. anal would be like throwing the ticket in the trash
>>739431548
That's a photoshop. They're still nice though.