I have been working in a shisha lounge for a year now. Ask me

>>739406536
>shisha lounge

I don't know what that is and I really don't care.
please kill yourself.

>>739406657
Serving shishas, food and drinks to about 150 people

>>739406536
what the fuck is a shisha lounge.

>>739406764
what the fuck is a shisha.

>>739406773
google it you twat

>>739406536
Detroitfag here, so I know what the fuck you're talking about as opposed to the other drooling retard anons in the thread.

Do you ever get sick of the chemical-ass flavor smell that sticks to your clothes, and how many muslims have you seen come in acting like cunts?

Do you ever smoke opium?

>>739406536
What's your favourite colour?

>>739406885
Some of the flavors are nice but people usually order the shitty ones. Don't really care about the smell sticking because I have to wear uniform. This job has made me pretty much hate muslims tbh.

>>739406986
never did and not planning on it

>>739407002
green

>>739406863
fuck no. someone wants to sell me something, they better do the footwork and provide me the information I need.

>>739406536
Are you a fucking faggot?

>>739407268
most definitely not

How heavy is the sky?

>>739407454
Not relevant

How can you deal with rude ass customers?

The amount of people who don't know what shisha is LOL kys faggots go out a little

>>739407977
If they are rude to a point where they piss me off, I put way bigger coals than needed on their shisha so it dies in 5 minutes.

>>739406536
How big is your wiener? What's your favorite film? Fav animated series? Fav ice cream flavor? Fav food? Fav band? Fav youtuber? Any Netflix recommendations? Do you prefer furry or shaved vagina? On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest how would you rate yourself in appearance? Do you eat the Booty? Any fetishes? Opinion on the Pakistan India conflict? Opinion on trump? Difference between existing and living?

>>739406657
you must have really suckseeded in life.

How much do you guys charge people for a ´shisha`? How long does it burn?

>>739408510
>16cm
>Pirates Of The Carribean
>Rick and Morty
>Strawberry
>Lasagna
>Don't have one
>Jacksfilms
>No
>Shaved
>7
>No
>Deepthroat
>Not following that
>Better than Hilary Clinton
>Living only if you're enjoying your life

>>739409013
cheapest flavors 12 pounds
good flavors 15 pounds
fancy stuff with pineapple heads and shit like that is around 20 pounds
Lasts depending on the flavor, usually around 1 hour or just 10 minutes if we don't feel like working properly

Why do i have to take a fat shit everytime i smoke shisha?

>>739409254
Nicotine restricts the blood flow in the muscles which smoothen the bowel movement

funniest thing that happend

have you ever stolen anything from there?

>>739409254

Tobacco is a stimulant.

I know a guy whos doctor prescribed him 1-3 cigarettes a day to treat IBS

True story.

met someone who is famous?

>>739409509
hard to say, the place is a fucking laugh every day
We once dragged a customer outside that was pissing us off one day and used a fire extinguisher on his dick

>>739409401
>>739409549
Interdasting
I dont really smoke and i always wondered about that

>>739409528
The most expensive thing I have stolen from there is a whole ak-47 shisha pipe with everything including the hose and head. Usually I just steal a red bull or a kinder bueno from the stock room once in a while. They either never notice or they don't give a shit

>>739409641
Not really, but I've met a lot of people who look exactly like certain celebrities

favourite flavour

aint no time on the rolex

bitch im a freak dont show this

>>739409982
Rubicon guava + exotic pink + raspberry
mix

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>>739409549
>I know a guy whos doctor

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>>739406536

SEEEEESHA LEEEEEENGE

wtf fag

kys

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHISHA GODFUCKINGDAMNIT TELL ME FUCK I DON'T WANT TO GOOGLE IT OKAY I CAN'T BE FUCKING BOTHERED NOW SOME CUNT EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHISHA I AM SO FUCKING MAD I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FUUUCK FUYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FUCK YOU OP FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUUUUCK SHIT FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT CUNT FUCK YOU

>>739410266
what

do you smoke weed?

>>739410304
Also called Hookah, you put some tobacco in a head with holes, foil it, poke little holes in the foil and put it on a pipe with a hose. Put hot coals on the top of the foil and pull with all your lungs which results in you tasting a certain flavor in your mouth and exhaling lots of smoke. Also gives you a head rush

country?

>>739410304
kek

>>739407541
lies

>>739410580
I used to smoke every day, now only few times a week. Usually after work. Also, my manager is a really chill dude and sometimes we smoke weed with him on shift if the main boss is not around.

>>739407306
Thanks for answering

>>739410609
UK

what do you want to do in the future?

>>739410709
>sometimes we smoke weed with him on shift if the main boss is not around.
No matter how serious your job is, never do drugs on your workplace. This can always backfire.

>>739410929
Currently in uni, after I finish I would like to open my own business

why did you start hating muslims?

>>739410966
We smoke at the end of shift when there are like 2 customers left in the last hour. Then we just chill and smoke shisha after work.

>>739411068
Be careful then.

>>739411018
Because they are stingy and never happy

how much money does the owner make a year?

>>739411122
I know, once I smoked in the middle of shift and literally couldn't do shit. Luckily I had a few coworkers who had my back

>>739410607
Ok now I understand. I thought it was food. However I'm too white for this exotic bullshit, abandoning thread. Ciao OP take care

>>739411259
I wasn't even talking about that. You doing drugs on your workplace means you doing illegal stuff on your workplace. That's all it takes to get fired if someone doesn't like you.

>>739411214
Didn't do the math. On a working day he makes around 1k, and on a friday or a saturday he makes over 2k. But the owner only gets 1/3 of the profit

>>739411306
cya

How gross does the equipment get? It's always bothered me that most places barely clean them properly.

>>739411332
As I said, I smoke together with the manager so possibility of getting fired is very little.

>>739411430
We change the water in every pipe only once a day, before work starts. So the same water goes around for at least 9-10 times. We only wash the actual pipes when they get disgusting to look at. Tables get wiped not more than 2-3 times a day.

>>739407081
>This job has made me pretty much hate muslims tbh.
Y

>>739407196
No one is trying to sell you anything dumbass.

>>739411430
also, the hoses never get washed. We use them until either they break or get full of nasty shit to the point where we throw them out.

>>739411745
The younger muslims which are around 20 years old are alright but any fully grown muslim has never not pissed me off.

are there a lot of hot chicks which you can bang easily

>>739411745
Working in the time of ramadan was the worst month in the whole year. Coworkers that were muslims could literally do nothing. Any shisha that had a problem I had to fix because they can't smoke. When the time comes, all the muslims go to eat for a fucking hour while we white people still work. And I have to listen all day about the complaining of either how hungry they are or how much they have overeaten and can't move.

>>739411815
Yeah, that's what I hate. I hate when I get a mouth full of shit with every inhale. I stopped going to lounges years ago.

>>739411996
Stories pls

>>739412259
There are too many hot chicks that literally come there to fucking twerk because we play loud music there. They don't act too easy tho, just a tease

>>739412330
sometimes we use a hoover to pull some of the nasty shit out but they get fucked after 1 use again

are there elderly?

>>739412434
boss is muslim, underpaid and treated like dogs
boss's friends come around and leech shishas for free and complain about the flavors not being nice
muslim customers usually find something to complain about or are usually pretty rude to white people

>>739412619
very very rarely, there is just one regular customer who is very old and he comes to smoke a strong flavor and at the same time, always brings a book to read about engineering or something, despite the fact that there is gangster music played very loud in the background. He's alright tho, very polite and never complains

>>739406536
Is it gay to let my male dog lick my balls while masturbating?

>>739412877
It's not gay, it's just zoophilia

tell me about your dreams?

>>739413080
I don't remember a lot of dreams but it's usually something sexual which cuts off 50% of the time when I start

how old are you?

>>739413582
19

what happens behind the scenes when you're not doing anything?

>>739414323
Most of the time we just stay in the staff room withe the door closed. Either on our phones or we watch people on the cameras and make fun of them

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I don't get Shishas. Why the fuck would anyone spoke dried fucking fruit when theres so much good marijuana going around.?

also

Trying to pull smoke through one of those hoses is like trying to suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Why fucking bother?

also

The hoses go in the mouth. saliva is in the mouth. Saliva carries germs like Hepatitis B, CMV, Salmonella, Thrush, Worms, Cold Sores, Chicken Pox, Conjunctivitis, Warts, Scabies, FLus and Colds. Why the fuck would you want to smoke one those disease laden Devil cocks after so many strangers have used them?

>>739414444
Nice quads.

>>739414453
You probably got a blocked shisha when you went to smoke there, sometimes we can't be asked to change the pipe when it's shit.
Every customer gets a new mouthpiece which they plug in the end of the hose so everybody only touches their own saliva

>>739414505
thanks

>>739414686
Spit would go into the pipe though wouldn;t it?

>>739415019
Maybe if you're a dog, any time you smoke a shisha, you're pulling it so probably not much goes in. But what I have noticed is usually black guys smoke without the mouthpiece, any time a new customer comes in and gets it, looks at the mouthpiece like a fucking chicken and puts it down. Smokes through fist instead

what's the most stupid question you were ever asked?

>>739415766
Quite a few people have asked me to teach them how to smoke it. The only answer I have given is 'just pull it and exhale'

what kind of music plays there?

>>739416475
Whatever we pick to play, we use youtube and usually fight over music. Although we mostly play grime, afrobeats and oldschool rap

Interesting thread OP, thanks.

>>739406536
Turks are just Greek-Goat hybrids, that why they are so salty about both topics.

>>739416761
no problem, I will probably do another one tomorrow

>>739410607
If you wanna be a technical fag, shisha is the tobacco and molasses (glycerin) that you put in your bowl. Hookah is the actual smoking rig. source: am technical hookah smoking faggot

>>739406536
Do Shishas get stolen a lot?

>>739406536
which country do you work in?

>>739406536
Do y'all use Al Fahker for your standard bowls and Starbuzz for "deluxe" bowls and charge 3 extra bucks like every other lounge?

>>739407196
spotted the ameritard. it's a lounge where you smoke flavoured tobacco from water- pipes.

>>739417084
I'm aware, but people around here don't call any of it hookah. The flavor and the pipe and the whole thing is shisha to them

>>739417295
Only me and my coworker have stolen a whole pipe. We do break them once in a while. The actual tobacco, pretty much all of us steal it for ourselves and sometimes we give to friends as well.

>>739417353
UK

>>739417375
exactly, al fahker flavors for 12 pounds, starbuzz for 15 pounds and shit like ice pipes or drink shisha bases cost 3 pounds

>>739417729
Oh I get you.

>>739407196
good point

>>739418901
hearing shit like this all day
''what's a popular shisha''
''my shisha tastes like shit''
''can you leave my shisha, I'm coming back''
''who's making shisha''

>>739406536
what are your dreams & aspirations in life?

>>739419371
opening my own business and being my own boss for life

what's the most annoying thing customers do?

>>739419716
when we give them their shisha and they say that it doesn't taste like the flavor they ordered, even though we put the fucking flavor in. We have to make them either another new shisha with the same shit over again or give them a different one until they are happy

Alright I'm heading off now, thanks for the questions