its my birthday today /b/ thought i'd share with my only family

Congratulations, a few rotations around the sun ago you crawled out of your mother's meatcave. After being pumped in there by your dad's dick

>>739399364
happy birthday you autist

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>>739399364
Happy birthday you faggot.

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>>739399364
cool

>>739399364
Happy birthday! Did you get any presents? Friendly reminder you could tell a hooker and get a discount.

>>739399810
fuck lad im seeing a hooker tommorow actually but not today, just missed the day shes on shift.
Do you think she'll give me a discount anyways?

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>>739399364
congrats oh pee

>>739399364
https://youtu.be/pA8DdkM2Wqo

>>739399990
Sure. You can only know if you try. The trick is to make her feel special. Any pics of the chosen one?

happy birthday /b/ro

>>739399364
happy birthday you stupid faggot. one year closer to death.

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>>739401034
> make the hooker feel special
> what did he mean by this

>>739402440
Well, its not the same to be a Thursday ho than a birthday ho. If you choose her for your most special day of the year it has to be for nice reasons.

>>739402841
I'm not sure you know what a hooker is

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>>739399364
Another year in hell anon. Happy birthday.

>>739399364
It's also my mother's birthday.
Happy birthday friend.

Fucking kill yourself faggot. End your life

>>739403473
That's no coincidence

happy birthday anon
appreciate some little things today. the feel of new bedsheets, the taste of a food you haven't had for a while, the shape and movement of the clouds, the smell of your favourite drink just before you take the first sip. anything bro

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happy freakin b-day faggot, now get off my lawn before I stick my ass in your ass!

bday anon

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>>739399364
Happee Birthdae OP

May you be happy and live in peace <3

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>>739403680
>today /b/ was good

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I'm gonna dump my girls folder for you

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Happy birthday /b/ro

>>739399364
happy birthday!

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>>739399364
Relax, you're doing fine.
Happy Birthday man.

>>739403680
>The fist sip of Mountin Dew that day

>>739405333
sauce?

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Get signing it, cockbreaths

>>739405462
Unfortunately I have no clue. I want sauce too

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>>739405760

>>739405868
woe, any more??

>>739399364
Happy birthday. Now fuck off faggot.

>>739406030
sign the card you fucking cuck

>>739399364
happy birthday /b/rother!

>>739406221
michele, post some tits m8

>>739406021
Nah... sorry. Most of this is from threads here on /b/.

>>739406221
Liar.

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>>739399364
Happy Birthday /b/tard

It's my birthday too. Happy bday.

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>>739406221

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happy birthday faggot

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Happy birthday anon, happy birthday.

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>>739399364

Happy Birthday faggot ! I hope someday you'll become a normie and have some friends.

>>739406702
sauce

>>739399364
Happy birthday you magnificent /b/astard

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Happy Birthday!

>>739405154
>>739405195
>>739405271
>>739405333
>>739405381
>>739405517
>>739405868
>>739406490
>>739406554
>>739406591
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>>739406702

Nice presents.

>>739406822
Oh fuck dude my lizard is named stefan

It's my birthday too anon, i'm 23 today. woohoo.

>>739406985
you fucked up badly

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>>739407026
oh shit cool

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>>739407014
Anytime.

>>739399364
Happy Birthday Hun

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Happy birthday!

I'll just leave this here for you to have a nice birthday fap to Emma Stone.

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>>739407042
Happy /b/irthday anon!

>>739407058
Yeah, I was about 2 minutes late

>>739407099
she's so cute where can i get one pls.

>>739399364
Happy Birthday, anon! Glad to have you with us.

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Happy birthday my dude

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>>739407257
Deep web or being a normie.

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>>739399364

>>739407257
I wish I could tell you

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>>739406985

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>>739399364
Happy /b/day

>>739407452
oh fuck sorry billy

>>739407423
>>739407452
too slow aaaaaaaaah

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>>739407099
Who's that? Also Dubs

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>>739407561
I have no clue unfortunately... My entire folder is filled with mystery girls and it kills me

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Happy birthday anon

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Happy /b/day
fgt

>>739407773
Noice and almost quads.

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Happy birthday, anon

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>>739407903
there's 2 now

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>>739407653
>WTF

Watches at 0 $?

Happy speciál day man,try to enjoy it. I hope you have someone special

>>739408136
you just had to ruin it

>>739399364
Happy birthday! :)

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>>739403094
>>739402841
>>739402440
What is this
I think any hooker that has to serve one of you faggots and then hears that it's your fucking birthday on top of that will just be sad

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>>739408233
dubs of truth

also check em'

>>739408233
no now you can definitely tell it's from /b/

>>739408089
Fuck off fucking jew

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I hope the hooker turns out to have aids.
Happy birthday.

>>739408273
A real hooker will be used to it.

Stop hiring amateurs Jesus.

Happy birthday OP. I've made some of these threads before so I'm passing along the sincere happy birthday from /b/ because I've been there.

>>739399364
wish a great year ahead mate.

>>739399364

Happy Birthday buddy

>>739408594
funny.

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>>739399364

Gratz dude!

>>739408594
They play basketball with all the girls or what?

>>739408422
Fuck off.

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>>739399364

>>739399364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aky6qejyZi

>>739408136
Fuck off nißßa

>>739408907

Gtfo trap

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10T2ndngrmR

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>>739409009
Nigga im just trying to sing some anon happy birthday.

>>739407561
You can reverse image search
I'm sure u are a summerfag so I'll let u pass
Sauce is Emily Rudd get to fapping oh and happy birthday op

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Happy birthday cuz

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dBvMzW91Pv

I wonder if OP is even here still

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>>739409119

I'm a summerfag for not knowing who's that knowing that there are 7 billion hookers in this world?

dat logic /b/

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Happy birthday anon
Go out and get shitfaced

>>739409119
I've only been here for a year and a half or maybe longer but I'm just too lazy to reverse image search all of them plus I usually forget

>>739409266
Also you can't reverse image search because is a .web. But thanks for the sauce anyways.

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>>739409089

But you are cringy as fuck.

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>>739409187
doppelkeks

>>739399364
have a good one lad

>>739409501
How is it cringy as fuck to sing someone happy birthday? I'm not the best singer.
It's not for you anyways, so what's the issue?

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>>739399364
Happy Birthday Anon, hope you have a good one year closer to death day

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Happy Birthday ya fuckboy

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>>739399364

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP!!!!!!!!!

>>739409387
>open .webm
>make screenshot
>crop essential parts
>image search
am I a genius or an idiot for figuring this out

>>739409615
fuck off
this is 4chan
expect to be annoyed by anons
they're just doing their job faggot

>>739409701
I've tried this. Horribly low success rate.

>>739409783
Wrong this is DioChan.

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>>739399364
Happy B-day OP

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BB99UsLnft

>>739409701
>>739409890

You see it now anon? Also is almost impossible with "influencers" or that kind of bitches.

>>739399364
Happy birthmas

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u34RclwBhq

>>739409783
>this is 4chan
>expect to be flamed
>but stfu and don't flame people back
Solid logic there. Heres one last (you)

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>>739409984
Noice vocaroo Mephistopheles.

>>739409615
summerfag

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Happy nigger day OP

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>>739410251

>>739409187
Actually I am. Ask me anything.
Hooker knowledge seems a good birthday present tbh

>>739399364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3wBsZfHRy4
Happy B-Day, I'll be glad to see you on the eastern front brother.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JtZifP3nL7

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>>739410126
>flames
ironic

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>>739410106
what the fuck

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Happy birthday Oh Pee

>>739410413
>triggered by old internet slang

>>739410388
>/b/

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>>739410269
why ruin it you fuck

>>739410603
Because this is /b/

>>739410518
Actually, I was more of referencing how it is ironic that this person, by lessoning me on how I have double standards for criticizing pedophiles on the internet, was critizising me.
I don't actually fear fire like you cavemen, no.

>>739410666
that is this shittiest argument anyone in this universe has ever constructed

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Happy bday faggot

>>739410806
oh hallöchen gerhard

>>739410699
I am confused. I don't think I am the poster you think I am.
I was just responding to someone calling me cringy for singing happy birthday.

Enough of this. Is OP even still here? Happy birthdays all around

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I have autism

>>739410793
Trips disagree

>>739410974
do dubs tho?

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>>739410861

I was saying your voice and the way you sing is cringy, not the fact that you've sung happy /b/irthday to OP

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Happy b-day op

>>739410974
lol dude ur so fucking cool and edgy teach me ur ways

>>739411035
fuck fuck fuck


reroll

i gotta make a good impression

happy birthday anon :)

>>739411039
I think you are misusing the term cringy as a buzzword. My voice is just quiet and cracky.
Either way, this whole thread is like 2 parts cringe, 1 part kindness.

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>>739411134
YOU'RE FUCKING IT UP ANON

>>739410955
kek