Hey /b/, what have you gotten banned for posting?

>>739399084
i keep getting banned for reporting trap and gay threads as illegal.

I got banned because i called someone a dumb nigger on /fa/

>>739399084
I posted about 20 pics of horse pussy

>>739399226
Taking time out of your day, to view and then report gay threads, as opposed to just ignoring them.
>closet homosexual detected

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this

>>739399084
I keep getting banned for telling paedos to fuck off in loli threads.
I also keep getting banned for apparently replying to raid threads... even though I've never been in one in my life...
Mods are fucking useless.

>>739399084
Yeah for posting legal age teen in a loli thread. Stupid Admin

"Replying to a circlejerk thread"
wtf does that even mean?
I posted a porn webm on a thread about anime posters greeting each others on /b/, so now we aren't allowed to even respond to them????

>>739399084
I got banned a few times for posting random cheese pizza pics

>>739399084
told some loli-posting faggots to fuck off out of my thread

got b& for posting in a loli thread

Get banned on Pol for saying jew

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>>739399084
got a 3 day ban for posting my dick in /pol/ which surprised the shit out of me considering its not even a blue board.

>>739399084
i posted copypasta one tiem

B& for saying I was going to report a thread.

a mcchicken sandwich in /ck

>>739400635

Trumptards are especially salty about baby dicks, considering their bad luck in voting one into office.

Mods, please ban me, I should be studying.

>>739399084
I got banned for a few days for making a thread about Fritz the Cat in aco.

>>739399084
almost a year ago I was banned for creating a post about video games, in which, I mentioned I was seventeen. I am 18 now - can now shitpost here without getting banned

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>>739399226
kek

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this

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it was 8ch but this was my favorite

>>739400900
but what did you post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>739399084

I got banned like 6/7 years ago for being underage (and posting about it like a retard) I felt like it was an initiation of sorts.

Some forum for cannibalism ?

>>739399084
Let's see I have been banned for:

Pressing F5 too many times to refresh the page to check new replies (I was told I was "spamming" lol)

Banned for "replying to a CP thread" my post was "y'all niggas gonna get banned"

Banned for "spamming" for using more that one computer from same domain (I was at work and replied to the same thread and obviously was using the same IP)

I'm sure I will remember more

>>739399226
You either get banned an hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become OP

Tkm

>>739401145
banned an hero?

>>739399084
Trolling on /gif/

>>739399084
>Hey /b/, what have you gotten banned for posting?

I reported the Andy Sixx douche for violating Rule 10 (flooding) and got banned for abusing the reporting system.

FML

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or this guy was a legend

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Op here, y'all really like your pizza to be cheesy don't you. Damn.

Anon said he'd post cheese p if someone got dubs, I rolled for luls didn't even get close and still got banned :^(

>>739399084
giving out explicitly detailed instructions on how to butcher and dispose of a dead body on /vp/

>>739401365
this picture was already posted you dumb gook faggot

Freedom from suicide!

>>739401365
Already posted you faggot

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>>739401438
tHiS pIcTuRe WaS aLrEaDy PoStEd YoU dUmB gOoK fAgGot

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This got me banned

>>739400635
Not a bad dick.

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>>739401535
aLrEaDy PoStEd YoU fAgGoT

>>739399084
I replied to a post that apparently contained CP. Got permabanned for it, but successfully appealed.

>>739401638
Pretending to be stupid doesn't help your case young lad.

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>>739399084
This

>>739401841
that shit is overrated and I bet it tastes gross, who drinks that shit from a plastic container like that?
That's disgusting animal behaviour but I guess in the good ol americas its normal right?

A man shitting and pissing on a tied baby

>>739401921
Fuck off back to /ck/

>>739401823
pReTeNdInG tO bE sTuPiD dOeS'nT hElP yOuR cAsE yOuNg LaD

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>>739401921

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>>739402083
>pReTeNdInG tO bE sTuPiD dOeS'nT hElP yOuR

>>739402082
tbh they make some pretty gross greasy piles of food there.
Only like 1 in 50 threads carry quality content.

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> Posted a grill eating a mouse.
> Got banned for breaching rule.1
> Asked what law I was breaching
> Ban got extended
I guess the mod really disliked like the gif.

>>739402083
STOP BACKTALKING TO ME YOU STUPID FAT KID I BET YOUR DICK DON'T EVEN WORK FUCKING FAGGOT GO ANNOY YOUR SINGLE MOM OR SOMETHING FILTHY NIGGER

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>>739402266
sToP bAcKtAlKiNg tO mE yOu StUpiD fAt KiD i BeT yOuR dIcK dOn'T eVeN wOrK

LOL I HAVE TITTIES AND A VAJAJA LIFE IS GOOD

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>>739399527
Thought it would be a screamer, turns out it's just Leddit-tier """humor""" xddd
Fucking post CP and ban yourself

Posting perfectly legal pictures like this.

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>>739401638

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I got banned for posting jailbait.

To add insult to injury it wasn't, even.

>>739402529
FUCKING STUPID CUNT STOP CROSSGENDER ROLEPLAYING YOU DEGENERATE PILE OF FAT IT'S A MIRACLE YOUR PARENTS HAVEN'T PUT YOU UP TO ADOPTION BUT THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH OF A SIN FOR THE POOR FUCK THAT WOULD HAVE TO ADOPT YOUR SORRY ASS YOU STUPID APE

>>739399084
>what have you gotten banned for posting?

eval()

>>739400785
>July 19
>should be studying
yeah ok

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>>739402529

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>>739402744
fUcKiNg StUpID cUnT sToP cRoSsGeN....
OH I don't care anymore just gonna sit here and play with my dirty hairy pusseh... xxxxxx

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>>739401363

>>739402913
Pfft! Just got off work, actually.

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met a local drug dealer in my area on /soc/ asked him what drugs he sold and what i was looking for on the board and was banned for that reason

>>739403702
Holy shit

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>>739399084

Telling mods that they should be ban gay threads outside /lgbt/

Nothing but every now and then my phone gives me a random IP that has already been banned and then I know it's going to be a boring long day at work.

>>739403001
All in a days work as a female NEET,

>>739403326
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WHATEVER IM GOING TO BED I HAVE WORK TOMMOROW BECAUSE UNLIKE FAGGOTS LIKE YOU I HAVE A LIFE

>>739399084
I have been banned several times for making Marina Nagasawa threads. Then, later, I get the ban repealed since she is actually 21. Yes we all find her hot cuz she looks like CP. Bit she's 21. That's legal loli.

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>>739404101
u mad brah

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>>739403764
well if they're banning ponies outside of mlp, they should ban gay things outside of lgbt.

>inb4 ..but you're not allowed to post porn on lgbt, where the hell should we post it if not on b?

>>739404221
>Marina Nagasawa
I thank you for making me aware of this woman.

>>739404284
FUCKING SPONGE I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

>>739399084
a young model in a swim suit, her pictures are everywhere, even takes pictures with her guardian, i dont understand how those pictures warrant a ban, you can probly google young model and get the same results...

>>739404383
You made me happy for the first time in a long time. Thank you.

2007-raid thread
2009-being underage
2012-anti/mlp/ shit
2014-gamergate
2015-kik code

>>739404490
Tell me who it is, pls

>>739404221
>Marina Nagasawa
No way! She looks like she's 12.

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Posting crush videos (or rather attempting to)

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>>739404369
First let me post this image with her date of birth

>>739404547
I can do it more often if you'd like pow chika wop wow

>>739404826
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YYUUUSSSSS SHE'S ASIAN. The best of all races. <3 You posted her over four years ago I presume?

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>>739404826
Now here us the image of her that has gotten me banned 4 times.

Don't ban me thats a 21 year old!

>>739404927
Let's fight all the time

>>739405019
Sounds like an average married couple to me, if that's what you're going for

I got banned once for posting coupons.

I got temp banned once for saying "im 12 years old and what is this".

I guess the mod ran out of hot pockets

Why aren't tribute threads banned

>>739405315
Oh Jesus.

>>739399084
annoying the mods with technicalities in the rules, even mentioning it in /tg/ gets you banned

the issue was, they were problem solving technical things that they ignore for the sake that the mods were proponents of the problem and they are only now addressing the issue 6 years later

>>739399084
I got bnned during the 2016 US Election b'cos those thought to be driving the Trumpmovement were bnned to get Hiroshimoot shekels.

>>739403448
Had the same when reporting the "did I get ripped off?" threads

Basically almost any type of animal abuse is banned even though its not against the rules.

>>739400635
Your dick is too many shades darker than acceptable im assuming... i mea this is /pol/ we're talking about right?

>>739400750
Nailed it

>>739405582
I only used /pol/tbh & ws bnned with my 80% of the pro-Trump irc.

4chinz did the work Hilldog demnded.

>>739400750
Do you mind tht users were bnned for being pro-Trump?

>>739399084
>Banned for 3 days
>"Replying to pedo bullshit"

>>739405777
Nice trips. Also, what's wrong with your a button?

>>739399084
I got banned for reporting that fucking log faggot

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>>739399084
I got temp banned in /pol/ for replying to a reply of someone getting dubs

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Calling /pol/sters out on confirmation bias, hypocrisy, propaganda, poor research, unsupported "facts", blind jingoism, and their inability to have a conversation without using racial slurs or name calling.

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I was banned for doxing, all i wanted to do was share A1 nudes in return get a favor

>>739405841
I'm t my prent's house nd the key is broken. >>739405841
They use e usbkeybord but I never brought it through with me from their room nd they re in bed.

Not underged,hd to move bck to finish uni work, eek

>>739399084
oldy mcoldfag here

ive been banned for: replying to a cp thread saying mods
participating in a raid thread
participating in a dox thread
spamming gore
posting non board related material (not b)
spamming for using more than one device on my ip
and a few more that i cant remember
im lit af

>>739402053
Yeah, classic one. Should have that around somewhere..

>>739405624
>even though its not against the rules.
Global Rule 1
You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law.

Animal abuse is against the law retard.

>>739399386
>actual homosexual detected

>>739405000
Nice trips. She's a beauty. <3 <3 <3

>>739406216
proof ur ooldfag

>>739406216
>ive been banned for: replying to a cp thread saying mods
This made my dick diamonds.

>>739406403
>Animal abuse is against the law retard.

people are not abusing animals on /b/ (( well.. maybe except for the space program..)
People are posting videos of animal abuse, which is not against the law.

>>739402259
Yeah I've gotten my bans extended for appealing, too. Fucking fascists man.

Ive been banned for literally everything including Cheese pizza
my last ban ended last night for saying hi to a moderator

>>739406944
Was it actually cheese pizza, or just hebe pizza?

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>>739406944
>posting CP without being behind seven proxies

>>739406758
nice

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>Be 4 or 5 years ago
>cp thread on /b/
>Commented "in b4 mods"
>Banned for 3 weeks
>"Do not bump or ask for mods in cp threads, just report and move on"

>>739407360
Kek I wonder if you had also saged it, if you'd have been banned.

>>739399226
/thread

>>739399084
I get banned all the time but I just reset my router so their is literally nothing the mods can do about it because they are faggots

>>739407063
it was a dude jerking it class with the girl infront of him recording
when he finished she turned around showing the phone
the look on his face was priceless

>>739407619
Are you literally me?

>>739406403
If thats the case then why are drug/gore threads a thing?

>>739407663
Boy cheese pizza? Ew.

>>739401145
Underrated

My last one was a month for making a thread asking if any anons has ever fucked or molested a child. I didn't post CP, I didn't ask for CP, I'm not even a pedo. I was just in an edgy mood I guess and felt like seeing what kind of dumb answers I'd get.

I've been b& fron /diy/ numerous times for posting one word "Really" I posted "Really" on a couple posts and got B&

did I get B& again? testing