REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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i miss my x gf

>>739394730
she actually kinda looks like that too

>>739394650
Okay

>>739394650 op is a legit baiting faggot

OKAY I'M IN

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>>739394650
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wants sex. Now she wants back together, but I don't know, she's a level 8 or 9 stalker...

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>>739394730
cosine functions for the win bitches

I wonder how she will get into my house.

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>>739394650
Feels like I've been here before...

>>739394650
ight

Sounds like a deal

>>739394650
I have no gf goodnight

okay

>>739394650
OP, you fucking faggot liar.

I've replied to 100 of these threads and I still don't have a gf. Fuck you.

Niggers

>>739394650
This image is fucking disgusting

u like dogs at all?

please.
Make her cute and short(er than me because I'm short)

PLZ BE MY GF, SARAH

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Another one?

>>739394916
give her the sex.

>>739395438
roll

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date me, plz

>>739394650
jokes on you i'm gay

>>739395649
Even if she's super crazy?

k

we'll see...

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>>739394650
last hope

Jokes on you, That's impossible.

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>>739394650
thank you

I doubt it...

>>739394650
fuck yeah i'm in

>>739394650
Haha, yea right, and I'll be king of the world too. So I'll see you tomorrow subjects.

Nice try OP. I'm getting paid to lock myself inside a house

Hope she isn't a fattie

>>739394650
mmmm

please

It better be you Margaret

>>739394650
yes

>>739394650
I mean I guess I can take a shot at not being eternally lonely

>>739394650
ok !

tomorrow never comes until it is too late

Fukkn sweet

>>739394650
Got rejected by a really great girl... I'm hoping... for somone like her...

>>739394650
nice, fucking finally

>>739394650
I wish

>>739395733
Just be crazier. Try to disgust her or get her to hate you so she'll dump you eventually.
Bang her until she does.

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>>739394650
reply to this post and you will have a GFwith a bloody nose by tommorrow

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>>739394650
will she be cute?

I'll bite

>>739394650
Still waiting for the succubus that's supposed to suck me off OP! It's been 2 Years jack.

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>>739394650
okay

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I just want a nice girl.

>>739394650
Okay, sure why not.

>>739394650
ok

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FINALLY!!! I WILL NO LONGER BE A VIRGIN

thx boi

I wish :(

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You better be right op

p made this board to get all ur ips ur all fucked

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>>739394982

>>739394650
lol

:)

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>>739394650
DONT

YOU

BELIEVE

IT!

>>739394650
here I am and yes, I'm so desperate...

Me: CS:GO is on sale for $8.50 mama please b0ss i suk yo dik

Mom: What I already bought you CS:GO last year, the fuck?

Me: I got overwatch banned pplllls b0ss i w@nt csguuuu

Mom: wtf now you want overwtach f u bru

Me: oh no well yea i do but too muc $$ so rip

Mom: that csgu is cuming ouut of yoir collig tutin

me: dunt matter csgo > colgate anyway

mom: WAT! WAT YOU SAI TO ME BIC BOI NO CSGO FOR YOU NO POKEMON GO FOR YOU NO FOOD-TO-GO FOR YOU BIC BOI
.
.
.
*buys gcso*

me: ma this is Chinese bootleg of csgo pllelesss

mom: too bed u pley it

me: ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ) y it so bad... it's made by Calve is the C for Chinese

Calve: no the C means "shut the fuck up and play it"
me: theres nothing in that sentence that represents C you illiterate Chinese company wannabe-volvo

Calve: i forgot to add Chink.

me: tru im a chink boi

Mom: yea you are fgt now pley and get chinese skins so i pay for new cer

the end. ps she really did get that new car #fromsanddunetocar

Op shall deliver

>>739394650
all lies

>>739394650
will reply bc i actually might have a chance tomorrow

Pls

>>739396534
good taste anon

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>>739394650

>>739394650
roll

>>739394650
Nope

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>>739394650
Why is this so cute. Can anyone explain?

>>739398426
because you're a pedo?

so ronery

>>739394650
no!

FUCK NIGGERS

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i wish

Cool

>>739394650
sage

>>739394650
lmfao

>>739394650
it wont work

gibe da poosi pls

Nigger im gay

plz

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>>739398469
Oh... ohhhh

Hopefully

>>739394650
But... I'm gay :(

>>739394650
Rollerskates

>>739394650
im in a loving relationship with my hand

>>739394650
I have a GF. But replying in hopes I can get my cousin to put out before she leaves.

Sure

>>739394650
Pls

>>739394650
k

>>739394650
Surrreee

>>739394650
I wish.

Give me

Even if this happens she'll break up with me after a day

>>739394650
Nigger

If this don't work I ain't commenting on these threads no mo

>>739394650
I know it, m8

Хeллo

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C'mon don't fail me now

fuck it

dont want girlfriend until friday, fuck you

Ugh

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>>739394650
rollin'

>>739394650
please

No fuckin way

Tfw no gf

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>>739394650
I hate niggers

Sure

XD

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>>739394650

ty

I don't want a girlfriend

>>739394730
>Parallel lines never meet
>ever
but that's bullshit
they meet at infinity

>>739394650
No I won't.

>>739399932
>I don't want a girlfriend
REPLY TO THIS THREAD OR YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND TOMORROW

Skrrt

>>739394650
https://youtu.be/pA8DdkM2Wqo

False

make it a 2d girl please

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yikes

fine

Suuuuuure

Get me a gf i demand it

>>739394650
ikhujhgfdsadfg

Why not

I still have some hope left

that's what i am talking about! nice post op!

K

epic

>>739394650
what if i want a boyfriend

>>739394650
Can I get a refund if i dont have a gf by tomorrow?

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help

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...

Here we go

Okay I guess

pls

>>739398282
could we get some storrytime with anon?

fuck it

Can i become gf?

>>739398648
well, you replied, so you WILL get a girlfriend by tomorrow.

My wife is not going to like this...

Ok

if you say so.

>>739394650
yssss

okay

>>739399781
What city is this pic from?

reply

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>>739394650
I'll still be a stupid nigger but whatever.

>>739399970
depends on the space these two lines are in.

Im in maybe it'll cure my depression

>>739394650
Sure, why the hell not

Ok

>>739394650
no.

>>739400860
then reply to a "REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL GET A BOYFRIEND BY TOMORROW" thread. Anyway, you should break up with your gf first.

What's the catch?

deal

I'm gonna call bs

k

>>739401966
Yeah, not you, obviously.

kk

>>739394650
pls

Reply

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welp

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>>739394650

will be hard to get over my ex. she fucking broke me. fuck, i still miss her.

>>739394650

i dont think so...

>>739394650
don't fail me op

>>739394650
i want to believe...

Ok here's my reply

I hope so

please

>>739394650
pikachu

>>739394650
Faggots

>>739394650

bullshit

>>739394650
ok, thanks

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Headed to Whole Foods rn

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>>739394650
>derp

If I have a wife, do I get a gf in excess?

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>>739403571
>

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Yay

>>739394650
ok

>>739394650
i'm desperate enough to reply to this

>>739394650
Rolling bc it honestly might happen.

WEEEEE

>>739394650
what if there's a god and this is his only way to help us out without making it obvious

>>739394650
thank you

lol all u faggots posting on this fake thread really shows how lonely /b/tards are

Doubt (X)

>>739394650
Nothing to loose

>>739394650
Darn

What a lucky man i am!!!

>>739403900
u posted too

>>739394650
roll

>>739394650
roling

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Thank you, and Please do not step on the bumble bee

Spish

why not

>>739394650
please

i'm fucking in

>>739394650
that will never happen

>>739394650
Rolling to get my B

Why not

>>739394650
grant my wish bby

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>>739394650
gf please

>>739394650
nice try

sure

I need a girlfriend :3

>>739394650
pls

I will have a girlfriend by tomorrow

Will I? It's been 7 years

>>739394650
yeah right

okay i'm in

>>739396392
Who is she?

aight

>>739394650
HA NOT LIKEY I WONT LEAVE THIS HOUSE UNTIL FRIDAY

>>739394650
Possible, improbable. But replying anyways.

Never works

>>739394650
Yeah why not, got nothing to lose anyway

>>739394650
as if :< imma die a virgin

If this works I'll post her nudes

>>739394650
If this actually works!

>>739394650
NIGGER

>>739394650
sure why not

i dont believe you

Here's to hoping i guess

Sure

Fuck it, sure

>>739394650
but i don't want one anon

>>739394650

dubs if true

seems legit

>>739394650
plz

>>739394650
Pls

>>739394650
why not

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kek k den

>>739394650
meme magic will prevail

not gonna happen

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>>739394650
Luckily, my lack of superstitiousness prevents me from falling for that.

>>739394650
konichiwa

>>739394650
omg! replying!

Call me a skeptic. I just got rid of the last one.

Reee?

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>>739394650
A qt

>>739394650
nice.

perhaps

Ty

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roll

Yeees

>>739394650
Eh, might as well try.