I was trying to ask out this girl out but I chickened out, dubs decide

>>739382910
Yeah haha, couldn't sleep. Was just wondering if you'd like to hang out sometime :p

What's her name

>>739383125
Why?

>>739383057
This

>>739383198
A man must have a name

First off. Stop talking like a nigger.

Reply with "I had the weirdest dream about you"

Come on /b/ being a virgin sucks

>>739383958
This rolling

>>739383958
This nigger

I was gonna ask you out but your too ugly so nvm

>>739382910
>people who type shit like uh

>>739383958
Roll

>>739382910
"Is your mom single yet?"

>>739383958
Where do you go from that?

>>739383958
Roll cause op is fucking retarded and doesnt know how to talk to girls

>>739385214
Rollll

>>739385225
>>739385139
>>739383958
N-no bully pls

>>739384878
roll

>>739385283
No faggoty please

>>739383958
Rolled

>>739385283
Fuck off faggot. Take this lads' >>739383958 advice

Yall dick turds cant get these sweet dubs

>>739383958
rolling for this

>>739385413
This

>>739385443
>>739385223
So close

If no dubs in the next 10 minutes then I'll do the dream thing

>>739385512
Jusg start with that and we will go from there

where are the dubs

>>739385512
Do it now. Idiot. Waiting for dubs.
Eventually people will turn on you OP and you'll get all shit stuff like "Tits or GTFO"

>>739385512
just do it anyway faggot

Okay waiting for reply

>>739385719
Post proof

>>739385752
Ya post it faggot

>>739385800
Dubs at last

>>739385800
winrar

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She may take awhile to reply and I got work but I'll still check here every couple of minutes

Salutations!!! Yes I am. We arise quite early here at aushwitz. So many Jews to burn. Sadly, so little time :c

>>739382910
I like to get up early to start my rigorous routine.

>>739385866
Oh boi here the dubs come

>>739385921
What's the time where you at OP?

>>739385866
double winrar

triple winrar ?

>>739385980
Howbout triple

>>739386044
Oh fuck ye

tell him that you are gay for him and have had thoughts about how big his penis is and how much you want him.

>>739386111
haha nice get

>>739386111
Trips don't qualify. Sorry. Dubs only

>>739386111
OP???

"you didnt want to end the dream "

>>739386203
when the fuck did that rule come about?
>>739386206
sadly no. as replied, OP is a faggot but wont tell this person.

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OP fucking deliver! There are so many dubs

Rolling for a timestamp

>>739386392
Re rolling

>>739385921
Now say, "In my dream, you were sucking my dick and you said that you wanted my cum down your throat. Being a psychic who gets visions of the future through wet dreams, I can tell you that that's your future. Come on over, faggot."

>>739386392
rolling

>>739386313
What is that keyboard for ants? Nice thumbnail twat.

i had a wet dream last night thinking about uuu

>>739386425
Ops a faggot so this

>>739386425
Reroll

op dead faggot

i want to cum in your pee hole

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Okay sorry it was busy gets start right now

fuck my asshole

>>739387168
that sounds kinky
>>739387211
ez

>>739383958
That's the most retarded line ever

>>739387168
I dreamed that I looked up your address and went to your house, but right on the moment I wanted to rape you I woke up.

>>739385921
Lmao dumbass

>>739387168
FAKE FAKE FAKE
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>>739387332
>>739387413

>>739387168

Nevermind I guess... OP's talking to an unusually bubbly girl

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I hate you /b/

>>739387168
gay and fake like op

>>739387168
op is a gay faggot

send nudes THOT

...that sounds intense! my dream was about us skipping through a lavender field and finding strawberries

>>739388157
That's simply redundant.

>>739388215
Holy fucking kek! Are you 14 you fucking faggot?

>>739388407
naughtily skipping through fields of wheat

>>739388407
No, OP is obviously a beta bitch so I'm staying in character. Also suck a digg nigg

Sorry ment to send that to me mum

>>739388714
Roll

my dream was about your asshole

>>739387892
Prepare to lube up that ass pussy bro cuz either way youre fucked kek

sorry that was for your dad can you relay the message

>>739387892
I want you to violently peg my dry asshole and beat me like the bitch that I am

can we just get to the point i wana see tits slut

>>739387892
Clearly a copypasta or op is just texting from two accounts

NIGGER

my dream was about gallivanting through the forest and i found you tied up by bandits so i asked them nicely to pls go and they did

Sorry, disregard that it was intended for my friend, was wondering if you wanted to grab a drink with me soon.

>>739389164
Roll

>>739389189
Rollin

>>739389209
Rollllllling

>>739389164
Rollings

>>739388714
roll

i want you to taste the rainbow bitch

>>739389164
Roller

>>739389164
Reroll

>>739388973
Cont.
I want you to put me in chasity and force me to orgasm through your repeated ramming of my prostate.
I want you to hurt me.
I want you to bite, stratch, slap, stomp, and punch me into submission.
Make me your bitch
Make me beg for relief
Make cry and scream in agony
HURT. ME.

>>739389266
>>739389300
Winrars

I'd love to feel you behind me with a strapon, ripping my tight little hole open tbh

>>739389312
But it's ok if you don't want to.
But if you don't replyto this your mother will die in her sleep.

(Like actually send that word for word to her)

Is op dead

gf killed op rest in rip

>>739389597
Rest in rest in peace?

>>739389850
newfag as fuck