ITT: We run a McDonald's >alright boys, we're open

>>739381439
I CALL BURGER LINE! I brought a special baggie of secret sauce

>>739381439
Good day sir

>>739381439
sorry the ice cream machine broke

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>>739381439
Ayyye gimme two mcdoubles, chicken Cesar wrap sub Thai sauce and an Oreo mcflurry

>only hire niggers for staff
>mass hysteria ensues, resteraunt burns down

>>739381439
Time to spit in all the burgers.
I mean secret sauce.

>>739381439
https://youtu.be/pA8DdkM2Wqo

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we make it aesthetic

Pissed all over your food, what will you do manager? Eat it?

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Turn on the steamers we need to,be ready for the creamy fucking log rush

Hire the homeless, for the giggles.

>>739381645
Jeeesus christ that has to be a really old picture.

Today it's 99.99% blacks, nobody speaks decent swedish and everyone is rude.

I shit in the mcflurry machine again boss.

I mix my special sauce in all of the regular special sauce to make it extra special
>The secret sauce is my cum

>>739381439
Ay yo Craig, drop me a couple of burger patties in the french fry oil. I always wondered what deep fried hamburger would taste like.

>>739381905

Fuck it. Change the label to chocolate. I bet you $10 no one complains.

I worked in McDonalds Alexander City for 3 years. I spread so much jiz on the hamburgers. It was very erotic watching those white girls eat my come.

>>739382445
Lol okay

>>739381439
African American male walks in asking for change for a 50.
>Wat do?

>>739382792
Give him 2 5's and pocket the difference bc nigs can't add...

>>739382792
cash him outside

>>739382792

Hand him a job application. Watch him run so fast there's a dust cloud image of him in the air for a few seconds like in the cartoons.

>>739382792
Sorry we don't serve blacks here.

>>739382371
Done what about the used tampons in the ketchup dispenser?

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fuck i really should have called out sick today

Fap break!

>There's a little chart hanging in the back side crowning whoever managed to slip the most cum in the customers food without being noticed. So far a guy referring to himself as "se Furrer" won so far - he served OP.

>>739381439

Change the sign outside to read NO NIGGERS ALLOWED

Just took out the trash again. Can't believe some guy was smoking weed out there again! Got that smell all over me.

*steals 15 mcnuggets from warming tray*

we need to kick all the Jews out of the store

>>739381439
"AYE bitch ass manager. wen is we 'gon get dat 15 an hour. FUCK you den nigga. I aint workin till i see 15 an hour"

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>>739385337
k.

>>739385377
nah fuck dat. cant affirmative action machines nigga. dats raycist

Whe the fuck put CP on the tv screens again?

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EVERYBODY GET IN HERE

hey boss that crackhead hooker is shooting up in the playplace again
wut do

Who cummed on the fries again? FFS GUYS

>>739385786
No idea, but im next.

*steals 100 bux and goes buy meth*

>>739385626
Is she blacc

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i came up with an idea maybe we will actually get some business now

can I get a promotion now, jim?

>>739381439
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>739385966
until these retards stop cumming and shitting on everything I don't think we're going to see customer #1, here. Just dudes breaking 50s and people shooting up the playplace.

Who wants some meth? Fuck this shitty job let's get high

I shit in the deep fryer and the backsplash hit my taint. I go home due to injuries, what happens to my log anons?

>>739386026
How about you Start paying us, that might help you dick.

>>739385944
no shes white and 14 and pregnant you filthy nigger. she used to be hot before she got blacked now shes shooting up in the playland hoping to fit in with her fat pregnant nigger spawn

>>739381599
ok, so uhh, 2 mcdoubles uhhh gimme a sec i can't find chicken cesar wrap sub? you mean a snack wrap? i'm going to have to ask if we have thai sauce, and an oreo mcflurry?
will that be all?

>>739386170
I'm eating them now, it's pretty fucking tasty, so pungent and has a pleasant smell

>>739386196
see
>>739385377
just gtfo i'll make the goddamn hamburgers myself.

>>739386170
Gotta ask someone from Marketing, you might be on to something.

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Let's bring back some nostalgia stuff to our McD!
Who else remembers this?

Hey I'm going to Burger King anyone want anything?

Do we have some grills working here too?

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Can i get 5 20 piece nugget meals please? No dipping sauce.

>>739386451
I'm not taking you to the hospital this time if you try and stick your dick in the grill

>>739381645
>"hi may I take your order
>th-th-thank you
>"sir would you like to order something
>you're welcome
>"sir come back, you've left your spaghetti on the counter

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This awesome dude works here too, Russell. He actually worked 10 years for a McDonalds I think.

>>739386260
nah nigga i gots crack to buy. i need this job.

>>739381439
>hi, i'd like 1 pair of socks

theres a gloryhole in the bathroom stalls who wants to fix that one?

>>739386630
>>739381645

I would go there every single day if there were a mcdonalds like this in my town

>>739381439
Fuck me its hot
>shoves frozen patties down pants

>>739381439
Hi can I get a whopper junior here? Burger king is too far away.

>>739381593
honestly its happening often

>>739386698
What's there to fix?

The fucking ice cream machine broke and we haven't even gotten to the lunch rush yet.

>>739386815
oh is that supposed to be there? should we charge people for using it?

Can I have a big mac?
Sorry the ice cream machine is broken

>>739386647
there was a retard at a culvers who had a similar position. he was energetic for no reason and would speed walk your order to you. he was cool af and most people didn't actually stare at him or make fun of him any time i ate there.

>>739386855
No, we pay people to use it.
1 McCumshot gets 1 Mcnugget.

Hey can you guys grind up an apple pie and make it into a mcflurry?

Dammit those two hobos are having sex in the bathroom stall again! And would someone refill the fucking ice machine

>>739381439
I'll have 4 McNiggers and 2 orders of Nignogs

Definitely gonna need some coke to wash all that down.

Here's $1.50

>>739386009
Return to Reddit, 12yo

The Ice Cream machine repair guy said "there are 2 holes and these holes are mine. If you fuck with my holes, I'll fuck with yours".

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i spunked in the mcchicken

No niggers allowed, same with jews.

>>739386746
Fuck oath me too. But I'd remain super fit so all them horny teens would check me out. I'd probably get a job there and bang them during breaks

>>739386979
>*mumbles under breath*
>"hello is anybody in here?"
>"sirs? you have to leave now"
>hobos leave but complain at same time
>walk to shift captain
>"there were no loads this time. can i go on break?"

>>739387045
ofc you did. white people love cumming on food, you people are fucking broken

>>739386870
*throws a nugget violently*

>>739386925
Yeah, it's really nice when disabled people gets the chance to do something to show that they aren't subhuman scum as some people stupidly tend to judge them to be. Respect to those trying to make a difference!

*smacks lips*
>NAXT
*smacks lips*
>how's it going sir, watchowant?

>>739387151
that's right

>>739381886
>99.99 blacks
As a employee at a McDonald's I can confirm this is not true. Only 1 black man in our staff

I'm gonna take off today. Anybody want to cover my shift for me? I have night school tonight and want to smoke some weed before I go.

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This guy walks in asking for wutarmellun


What do?

>>739387263
How many wetbacks?

>>739381439
2 litre machine broke

also, soft serve's now cost 60 cents

>>739386509
Yeah no wonder you want nuggets you fucking nigger, here have a watermelon.

>>739387202
I know it's not nice to laugh at that but shit dude that was awesome. Reminds me of Gabriel Iglesias' parodies on black women.

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Uh oh...

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>the french fry asians come to our store

>>739387269
uhhh i don't think so, anon. you already clocked in and my boss isn't going to be happy if one of my crew members leaves right now.

>>739387359
SHEEEEEIT GET THE WATER NIGGUH! IT'S GOING DOOOWN

>>739387394
Little they know it has cum all over it, enjoy faggots

>>739387263
All 12 McDonalds in my town are 100% black except management.

And every single one of them fucks up your order 22 times before you can leave.

>>739381439
Shit in the frier

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Boss we're running low on szechuan sauce

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I got security

>>739387452
They know. That's exactly why they ordered them.
Fun fact: At our McDonalds we don't use salt at all. We make our own.

>>739387359
>It's just a small fire. Everyone back to work

>>739387492
fuck it ill sell it as nuggets
i have a feeling we will be just selling shit covered in semen

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>>739387434
>Restaurant burns to the ground
>Jesus rebuilds restaurant.

Phew, that was close.

>>739387131
>hobos leave but complain
Kek this is not a love motel, goddamnit!

>>739387575
Don't worry guys, the safest way is to stay in the flats. I mean restaurant. Each unit is completely fire proof!

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>>739387675
you fucking cis scum

dubs put out fire

will people notice if i dont wear pants behind the counter?

>>739381439
>Herro i word reich a Mcfrosty

>>739387823
SIR if you get triggered and screech again I'll have to get our security redneck to escort you off the premises.

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Make sure you try our McShit before it's gone!

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$2.39 please

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"Wojak, we're going to need to on the grill today"

>>739387943
RASCIST! SEXIST! HOMOPHOBE! TRANSPHOBE! IM SO MAD I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
MMMUUUUUHHHHH PPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAATRIARCHY

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>>739387980
how about you give it to me for free bitch?

Jesus, you morons forgot to put the "whites only" sign again.

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>>739388011

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Ay yo, when McRib gon' be back?

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>>739381439
For now on it's powdered milk shakes motherfuckers

>>739388091
i'm sorry anon but you still have to buy it then ill give you our special mccuckfe small for free. if you don't like it then get the fuck out

>>739387310
too far for them. we have arabs instead

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>>739381439

yeah, i would like 60 nuggets and an equal amount of szechuan sauce

>>739388066
>>739387534

"CLEETUS GET IN HERE, WE HAVE A CODE SNOWFLAKE AGAIN!"

>>739388167
They're actually regional... If you'd like you can travel to Wisconsin. They have them there

There is a Jew asking for a discount, what to do?

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Thanks guys.

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Guys, guys. What about the happy meals?

>>739387202
>How's it goin' down my dick, baby. Come to my place, and I'll show you a real "Big Mac"

>>739388266
agreed

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>>739388167
>>739388291

fuck it. i'm making mine at home

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>>739388298

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>>739388268
i'm calling pc priciple to fuck you up for your misoginistic bigoted hate speech you dirty cis white priveledge cunt

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>>739388327
These will be the toys.

>>739381439
WEEWOO HAHAHAA *dips hands in the frier*
Owwowow chie mama! haha *claps hands together*

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find a flaw

>>739388297
He's a Jew. He probably owns the store.
>OH SHIT ITS INSPECTION TIME!!! EVERYBODY ACT NORMAL!!!

>>739388298
just imagine if you jerked off into this burger you could be the guy that fed the president jizz
dream big kids were all gonna make it

>>739388497
lack of szechuan suace out of 10

>>739388497
there's no drink. no napkins. not enough ketchup in box and in hand. no pepper on fries.

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>>739388509
fuck guise wut do we do

>>739388463
who would ever want a dildo as a keychain? how do you explain what it is?

>>739388462
*You screech as Cleetus and his bloodhound drags you out to the parking lot* Behind you is a trail of shit and glitter.

>>739388578
well perhaps stop shitting in the icecream machine and jizzing on the chips and you wouldnt bere in this shit anon. FFS grow the fuck up

>>739388497

How are you supposed to enjoy an order of fries and a Big Mac without a Diet Dr. Kelp?

>>739381439
I'll go turn off the ice cream machine

>>739388612
you say it's a dildo keychain. is this not normal in your city? what are you, 16?

>>739388650
>chips
They're called fries

>>739388612
"IT IS ACKTHUALLY A PLEASURE TOY, EDUCATE YOURSELF (or foxself/ moonself /attack helicopter self) WELCOME TO 2017! REEEEE

>>739388616
no digits. attack failed. pc principle teleports behind you sticks his fist in your rectum and donkey punches you as you have the most massive orgasm of your life. while your laying on the ground i score a sweet high 5 from my saviour, check my priveledge and look at you and whisper in your ear, MUH PATRIARCHY BITCH ASS CIS

>>739388755
what where the fuck is this normal?
what if a kid sees your dildo keychain what the fuck mange

>>739382371
hey uhhhh manager sir, i uhh think some ones miss labeled this chocholate Icecream. funny thing is, kinda smells like shit, looks like shit. taste like what shit would taste like.

i think its shit

>>739387310
yeah all those fucking Mexicans in Sweden...

>>739388842
just go with it melvin

Alright gents, we close in two hours - turn everything off, start cleaning, and post up the girl with the neck tattoos muffin topping on the register to give customers passive aggressive sass.

>>739388497
How much fucking McDonald's does this guy eat

>>739388650
it wasn't me it was the overnight crew that shit in the ice cream i swear and i'm incapable of cumming around salt

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>>739381439
Did you just assume our genders?

Im the professional privilege checker here and im going to have to relieve you of your duties as management, op. You may return to your work after you pass our extensive workplace and sensitivity training courses.

Your dining establishment also hss some serious diversity issues in way of management. I hereby appoint tyrone as store manager. Dismissed.

>>739387529
>>739388266
Sorry we're all out

Hi I clogged your toilet and when I tried flushing it overflowed
>tldr bathroom is flooding

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>>739388924
he's a good man. he always gets a bat stack of free cups to take back to the office so the taxpayers don't have to pay for them

A triggered feminist walked in demanding gluten free buns
>wat do?

>>739388818
As I lay shivering in pleasure and pain in a pool of McNuggets and blood, Cleetus comes over and shoots me for being a sissy.

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>>739388945

What's our recruiting process for new employees going to be like? Personally I propose we have a strict no-nigger policy.

>>739388829
it's a keychain indicating sex/masturbation. this is nothing. people would probably point it out and laugh about it's comedic attributes. grown ass people in public wear the raunchiest shit to the point it is common and normal. i'd say exceptions are small towns and suburbs.

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>>739388924
sometimes he get in-n-out though

>>739389011
All the customers leave bc no more gloryhole

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>>739388945
Nigga welcome to Mcdeez. Im Tyrone

and the fuck you want?

nigga back the fuck up, Ill fuck your bitch. Long dick style!

>>739381439
I want a hamburger, no wait a cheeseburger. i want a hotdog, a milkshake, frenchfries ...

>>739389135
Mah nigga

>>739389011
well just say its a pool for the kids they wont care

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>tfw I'm actually working in McDonald's right now

>>739389168
Fuckimh kek

>>739389229
its ok anon i just got off 3 hours ago

>>739385377
Dubs confirm skynet at work here.
JUDGEMENT DAY IS COMING

GIVE ME A FUCKING BIG MAC MACHINE

>>739389181

>Mommy, why are all teh ballses in teh ballpit brown and smelly?

>>739389229

3 cheeseburgers, no cheese please

Did it

>>739383940
>10 per customer per visit
does this mean I could leave and immediately walk back in and it would count as a seperate visit?
cause if so I'm about to give myself diabetus

>>739389333
Give Trips 3 triple cheeseburgers no cheese, PRONTO

>>739389083
if this is real,
/thread my nigga

>>739381645
Don't call me fat but this is the mcdonalds at kungsträdgården right?

>>739389229
Pics or it didnt happen you filthy neet

>>739389454
thats actually a common reason to become a feminist

>>739389333
With or without cheese?

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>>739389400
BITCH! I'll give you a tripple knuckle samwich How bout dat?

Cause I'm Tyrone! and ill fuck yo bitch. loonnngg dick style

>>739389521
Both

I put up several, "No niggers allowed." Signs.

>>739389309
>inb4 He's gonna rape our employees

im trading burgers for nudes is that cool?

>>739389598
>okhay, well dats gonna be an xtruh tweny faah sents.

>>739389653
>YES

I need the manager, this animal seems to have escaped the zoo
>>739389590

>>739389513
I guess there is a lesson in there some where, but fucked if i see it Kek

>>739389687
MAN FUCK THAT I AINT PAYING GIMME THAT SHIT

>>739381600
except this is actually true where i am, no non nigger would actually agree to the paycheck

>>739381439
No free refills at our location.
Coffee machine out of order.
GTFO homeless hobos.

>>739389600

High-end franchise. All white. Latest tech. Wifi. Monitors. Clean.

>>739389508
Kek

>>739389754
>black manager approaches

We have a problem here, anon?

>>739389754
bitch please mother fucking make your way to post

>>739388945

and read it to yo self how man ever times you mother fuckin have too

I am the fuckin manager

>>739389855
No sir I'm white no problems here

>>739389771
>sar, if yoou're gunna be like dat imma have to ask yu to leave. mareio! mareio can yu come heer?
>"it's mario. and yeah, hey man my boss makes the prices, we don't. we could take the cheese off of your order for you if you'd like"

>>739388945
Fucking Human Resources

>>739389855
yes it seems this wild ape is disguising as a human and saying he'd stick my cbick

No ones working the glory hole in the bathroom. Looks like we need to assign someone to it. I recommend any niggers in our staff

>>739389363
Is today February 29, dummy?

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GUYS, THE REDDIT MEETUP JUST ARRIVED AND WE'RE ALREADY OUT OF CHICKEN TENDIES! MAKE MORE ASAP!

>>739390053
Sheeeeeeeeeeiiiitttttt dawg

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>>739390144
>GUYS, THE REDDIT MEETUP JUST ARRIVED

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>>739390053
say that shit again and ima fuck yo wife

>>739390260
I'm now on break, I leave this monkey to you guys, I'll be out back having a smoke

>>739388291
Can confirm it isnt

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>see high school basketball team bus from inner city high school pull into parking lot

>>739384022
>limit five per customer
>limit 5
>5
AAAAHHHHH!!!!

>>739388291
>tfw midwestfag and none of our stores serve spicy mcchicken

>>739388480
Post more paul food plz

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>>739390704

>go to bathroom
>Get out phone
>Masturbate and play games for 7 hours
>Clock out at shift change

>>739391005
Someone *really* likes Candy Crush. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

>>739390839
Thank you

>>739390589
>am black so i panic?

>>739390650
Fuck that. In Hawaii we don't have half the shit that they have on the mainland. There's no steak and egg mcmuffin there's no snack wrap and I've never even seen a mcrib. There's only like 10 things on the menu

>>739381439
yeah can i get uh.... a uh.... can i get a uh boneless big mac and french curly onion ring fries with stuffed crust

>>739388497
And that car...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW5S2Wby4DM

Do we get $15 an hour.

I've worked at McDs in Alex City for years and I have never not even once washed my hands after I shit or piss. I handle you white motherfuckers food with my shit stained hands. Enjoy

>>739391619
>>739391619
$2.55 + tips

>>739391619
>>739391932
I get more cuz i steal some bux every day

>>739391737
I don't do this even in my house, yesterday i was eating while taking a shit, no big deal I'm this anon

>>739391737

>t. natural diarrhea skin color