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Share your secrets with strangers
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Sometimes when I am really tired I go to bed without brushing my teeth
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Sometimes poop comes out of my ass
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https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW_Extra_Hot/comments/4itp7c/megan_rain_18_year_old_step_sister_fuck/
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>>739381340
I enjoyed dota 2
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I like to put on shows and be a complete whore for men on Cam whilst my gf is out
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>>739381340
I fucked my good friend that's a girl last week. Been friends for ten years. She cried after about her ex saying she wished it never happened. Said she even cried during it which wasn't true since she rode my dick and told me to fun on her ass. We agreed not to do it again and all is well and we made plans for today. She blocked me on social media a few days ago. Tried to kill myself Every night since, because she was one of a few friends I have. Currently it's 1053 am and I've already gone through a six pack, probably kill myself later.
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>>739381758
Sorry you have to go through bs like that. Good Luck and may you have a painless death.
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>>739381758
Don't be a faggot, you'll be fucking her again in a few weeks.
She'll call you the next time they get in a fight.
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>>739381340
Ive always had a crush on my cousin but never acted on anything. I was stayimg with her last night and she was out drinking with friends. I stayed up late hoping to get with one of her drunk friends but she came home smashed by herself. She was really sad and I saw an opportunity. Knowing id never be able to talk her into it, I convinced her to drink with me until ahe passed out and carried her to bed and had my way with her. She woke up the next day too hungover to feel violated. I dont feep any remorse and would do it again at any time I can
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>>739381340
https://youtu.be/pA8DdkM2Wqo
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>>739382107
Islamic law requires that you waifu her now.
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>>739381340
Even though everyone trashes him, I actually like Andy Sixx.
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I write shipping fanfiction, though I'm a horrible writer and seeing other people get showered with praise for writing similar shit destroys my ego.
I listen to girlfriend audios.
I don't drink or smoke because my dad became an addict right around the time I was born
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised. My parents weren't jewish
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn as I find something deeply uncomfortable about both. I last for about thirty seconds to a minute on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my uni classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target.
My mom desperately wants grandkids but I'm pathologically terrified of women and fat/below average girls treat me like shit.
When I was a teenager, I used to do weird/disgusting shit to make my friends laugh. More than once I dropped my pants and danced around because I had a small dick and it made them laugh to see me humiliate myself. I would do anything to make someone like me.
I like the band Echosmith.
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i fucked a pig
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>>739382107
thats why I need to invite my cousin over.
I also have a little crush on my cousin, but never got any further than pulling out my dick and pressing it against herr buttcheeks when she lied next to me asleep and drunk as fuck.
Planing to talk her into stuff when we both are drunk.
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>>739383493
David Cameron?
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>>739381758
you at least fucked her.
My best female friend did not talk to me for 4 Month, because she thought I had a crush on her.
I mean: what the fuck?
I still dont get it. We are really close and when she stats thinking I have something more for her, she just ignores me for 4 fucking month?
This was a time lots of whisky was downed.
To lose a good friend is always fucked up, even if it is only for some time.

Just let her get over it and in a few month all is back to normal. Give here a few weeks and you are unblocked.
There is no way to understand women logic...
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I talked my gf in to letting her family dog lick her vag and record it for me, also done it with two other girls
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>>739381758
I hope you don't kill yourself. Please don't kill yourself because some woman didn't have the emotional foresight to realize she wasn't ready to fuck someone else. This has nothing to do with your deficiencies and everything to do with her making a hasty choice. You got caught up in this anon. It's not your fault.
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>>739383381
You have just as much a problem as your father if you have it controlling your life in that way man. Find a better reason not to smoke or drink (not against tbh, its good for you on the whole). But don't use that way of thinking man, you have made yourself into a cold turkey addict that way
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>>739384366
I don't understand. What is the point of having a girl as a friend?
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At the closing ceremony of my previous college i got this drunk and frustrated that i destroyed every single toilet they had.
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when doing school work i always delay and put shit off. this isnt all that amazing but the thing is i know i can get all of my work done in maybe an hour. it takes me sometimes 2+ days to do it. im always wanting someone that i respect to say that they are disappointed in me or something and i hate myself because of that
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>>739383381
Hey dude, as someone with a number of my own issues, my advice is to get therapy. You said you were at uni, and a lot of colleges in general give free therapy to students. It really helps to talk to someone. There's all kinds of shit that wasn't really on my conscious mind that helped me get through my baggage. I mean, it's not a magic fix or anything, but I think it's a good first step. And really, getting better is just about taking those small steps until one day you realize you can live with yourself.
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>>739384740
same has having a male friend: human companionship with worthwhile people.
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>>739385077
I see. I haven't been friends with a girl since primary school. That's pretty weird I guess.
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film my self having sex with sex dolls, masturbate to the footage later
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While drunk i tried to kill a girl because she wouldn't let me kill myself.

After this night i lost all my friends and didn't suceed at killing myself. Probably be dead in a month if im lucky
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I've posted this in a few of these threads. Couple years ago I was fucking my aunt for a summer, my mother's sister. She is a personal trainer and the sex was pretty damn awesome. Pic related
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Mom fonger car friend
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>>739385581
IM am now going to make it my sole purpose in life to find this guys remaining family/home town and send it to everyone!
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>>739385581
It's this a public toilet?
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>>739381758
Don't kill yourself over that. You got laid, don't worry about her lies. No need to get upset over a female, trust me.
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>>739385790
More pictures
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I fantasize about double teaming my gf. Last week end while drunk , she wore her bodysuit in front of my best friend. He couldn't get his eyes off her tits!
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Following on from the banging best friends theme, I nailed a good friend downstairs in the bathroom while my gf was asleep upstairs. It was pretty good but we were both very drunk. I'd been wanting to fuck her for years and had feelings for her before I met my current gf. At least I got that one out of my system. We agreed it was a drunken mistake and said we'd never talk about it again!
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>>739384947
Same
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>>739386422
Yes me too. I always thought it would get better but it got worse and I've stopped going to uni now lol.
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>>739385679
Greentext please
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When I was a kid, some older girls in my neighborhood would take me to their houses and make me practice kissing with them. Sometimes it would escalate to them fondling my dick or making me touch their tits. For about two years they passed me around like a prison bitch. I guess at some point someone must have talked because one day my mom suddenly told me I wasn't allowed to hang out with them anymore. We moved away shortly after.
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>be me
>have to go poop as a small kid
>always take big fat log-sized poops
>recall clogging toilets constantly
>could never unclog them, would have to have mom or dad do so
>felt ashamed for multiple years
>dread pooping for multiple years
>finally graduate HS and move out for college
>make up a plan to poop in small trash bin bags and toss them away
>roommate picks up on what i am doing
>back to dreading having to poop
>make up a easier plan to poop and then tear turds into smaller pieces before flushing
>never run into problem but hands always reek of shit
>do this for years, 20 years and counting
>grills and friends have never been suspicious
>only way is to smell my hands bc they reek of shit
>i will never stop tearing my poop apart before flushing
>kill me
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>>739385924
yeah it is
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>>739384740

Sometimes it's nice to talk to someone with a female perspective. They're wrong but it's still nice.
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>>739387118
I have one toilet in my house that I clog with 60% of shits and another closer to 0%. Do you clog literally all toilets every time?
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>>739386743
>at a party, drunk
>realize i want to kill myself
>grab a knife and start cutting my arm
>girl stop me
>push her on the floor and strangle her
>She kicked me in the nuts and escape
>wake up next morning, didnt cut enough
>she told the story to everyone and said i tried to rape her (i didnt)
>I am a monster
>No one talks to me anymore
>Failed suicide
>life is shit
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>>739387284
She's a fucking smoke show. But she is still one of my great friends and I never wanted to date her not do i ever want to fuck her again. She was my prom date, we went to concerts together, we went all over the place to travel. Her aunt lives across from me. I'm not a beta per say, I've fucked alot of girls but I like to distinguish between a fuck and a friend. I just want my friend back.
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>>739387653
Holy shit dude. What caused you to strangle her.
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> be closeted pedo/hebephile
> get girlfriend so I'm not lonely
> not very pretty but great personality
> we rarely have sex
> she thinks this is great because she doesn't like sex
> I think this is great because I don't have to deal with the pressure to perform
> everyone thinks we're a great couple
> we are.. Except for no sex
> she thinks I'm respecting her boundaries
> she thinks I have a low sex drive
> she doesn't know that I fap twice a day
> she doesn't know that if she were 14 like my last fwb she would need ice packs for her pussy
> this is my life.. an outwardly upstanding member of society
> a normee on to everyone
> but on the inside I want to retire to a southeast asian country and bang 12yo's on my golden years
> never gonna happen..
> .. I'll just grow old and unsatisfied
> such is the cost of mental disorders like this
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>>739387738
I don't know, I was angry and drunk and she wouldnt let me kill myself. Could have really killed her if she didnt escape
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>>739387949
Sorry anon. Sounds like you should to try an apologise.
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>>739387471
Those industrial toilets you see in businesses and restaurants, I've rarely ever had a problem. But house toilets, forget it. I refuse to ever shit in someone's house as a result.
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I've fucked my friend's girlfriend on multiple occasions
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I like to take pics of my ass even though I'm straight
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>>739388024
I did apologize but it's too late. It happen anyway. I dont want it to happen again so i better kill myself before i kill someone
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> be me, 16
> giving maths grinds to mom's friend's daughter Z
> Z be 16 too
> Z is turned towards her desk, solving a math problem
> hair is covering her field of view
> I'm chilling sitting behind her
> Some thoughts enter my brain, get a boner
> shrug.jpg
> Whip it out
> Silently and carefully rub one off
> She doesn't notice
> I finish and use the excuse of going bathroom to clean up
> Come back and continue grinds as if nothing happened

Looking back at it now, I wish I could do a different type of "grind" with her.
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>>739385835
oh they know
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>>739388069
Maybe you should carry a little knife in your wallet or something and some little disinfectant wipes to clean it?
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>>739381758
>>739388340
Well this is kinda similar I guess? Btw I posted that. I didn't have my reputation ruined from it. Yet. But I was falsely accused of murder 3 years ago and for a bit it ruined my reputation. Luckily the police report came out saying it was an accident and not a murder. People still talk but the majority of people (small town) understand that it was an accident and not anything nefarious. Luckily for me.
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>>739388575
You could probably make a living out of this. I'm not sure how but I'm sure you could.
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>>739388763
kek, poop knife to the rescue. Cool idea.
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>>739389090
yeah might do video reviews or something
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>>739381426
Sometimes I put the poop back in my ass
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My uncle who adopted me tried to molest me several times. I ran away, and he's dying of cancer and I'm the happiest I've ever been
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>>739381375
Anon, why do you know my secret?
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>>739389988
Huh. My uncle, who helped raise me, successfully molested me several times. He died a couple years ago and I'm sadder than I've ever been.
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i think i'm obsessed with being with a girl who emotionally abuses me, as is the fact right now
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>>739390214
Sounds like we're polar opposites. Sorry to hear he died
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>>739381758
>fun on her ass
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I let my friend's grandma give me a blowjob. I would look after her sometimes because the family was in between caregivers.
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Sometimes when I close my eyes I can't see x_x
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>>739385679
I know the feeling of killing all ties with family, it's sad being lonely, but fuck i was lonely with them, the backstabbing snoot cunts

I was always a shit disturber, but i clean up well and can chameleon with preppy ppl if i wanted to, but generally, I'm more of a go out with a blade in your poclet at the club, in a booth doing blow off the table

Regardless

I was tight with my geeky, out there, bipolar cousin since i was a kid, i have always been a huge gamer lowkey, & we did a lot of solo d&d, him DMing. I love the guy.
At one party my cunt aunt (same one who basically helped my dad cheat and treated my mother like a bag of shit, singling her out every event, the only one of her family, moving to this country with this shit family), turns around after my cousin leaves the party (he gets a bit neurotic drinking), "he was never one of us, god" *rest agreeing in mutter*

That was when i learned that even the aunts i thought were nice, were just wolves in sheeps clothing, even my fuckibg sister nodding, i called them all out, disgusted and walked off

2yeats laters, christmas party, i got plastered in my room like 2 bittles and called my dad a wannabe playboy, his wife a homewrecking slut, and her kids dumb little sluts
Told my pops if he was anyone else, i would have killed him in his sleep by now (shoved my girlfriend around, oldschool irish so treated me like a general dissapointment when found out i was smoking, would come hom at 16 to basically the feeling of it would be better if i never came along, his little double dicking wouldn't have been so complicated, and his comeplete lack to see that his dumb bitch wife, thought she was smart in her ways of manipulating him, always telling him I'm just like het waster son and shit, but she was JUST smart enough to poison him, so his distain for me was basically set in stone

Fuck this is cathartic
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>>739390422
Thanks anon. It certainly is an abstract kind of feel.
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>>739392062
I dont neccessarily miss my family or my father, but i miss what it stood for, feeling safe around people you trust

People closest to me are the ones who shattered that concept, even that girl i was with then for 2yrs
Now I'm like fucking robocop tier feels armor, i don't let anybody in
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>>739390770
How was that bj, anon?
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>>739387816
Samesies... right down to the retirement fantasy. Except I'm married with a kid. It's a tough life.
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For an extended period of time I was blackmailed into sending nudes to someone(s) online and had them posted online without my consent multiple times (to the point I pretty much check daily to see if they've been uploaded so I can get them taken down). It was one of the must humiliating experience of my life but I find myself having sort of actually liked the experience (pictures being posted aside) and I hate myself for it.
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>>739394734
Are you asian?
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>>739394955
Nope
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>>739395097
Last time I saw you you posted a pic or two for us. So let's see something you dirty slut.
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>>739395177
I'll think about it. Anything in particular you want to see?
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>>739396786
Tits ? No face!
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>>739396786
You had nice tits and add, but I don't recall if you've showed the kitten. I want to see one of the photos you took for your blackmailer. Which picture are you most embarrassed of?
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>>739396786
Tits with face & a webm of you cumming
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>>739381758
just ignore her for a while and after a while shell come back begging you to be friends again.
then the drama continues again and again
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So attracted to my sister ever since I saw her all dressed up for prom. She's so fucking sexy. Pic related. I'm 24 she's 18. It's sick but I wanna fuck her so bad. I cum so hard when I fap to her now.
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i secretly still want my ex gf even though i have a new "gf"
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>>739381340
i kissed a girl altho i have a gf, wanted to fuck the other girl but i'm a cuck and I failed
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>>739384740
I dont get this question. whats the big difference between a male and a female friend?
Like 80% of my friends are female and I dont want to fuck them.
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>>739385581
is that you?
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I have pictures of my wife with /b/ fillenames so I can post her in "pics you've saved and want more of" threads to see if anyone has her saved
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>>739397088
Dubs make it tempting but I think I'll pass on this one lol

>>739396840
Here you go
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>>739397706
Oops forgot pic sorry
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>>739387816
stay with her and cheat whenever you can.
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>>739387118
god damn nigga. Buy a fucking plunger and start courtsey flushing every time you drop one and not let it pile the fuck up.
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>>739381340
I have a gf of 3 years and I have cheated twice with girls who are waay hotter than her. I told her both times and after a bit of drama we stayed together. I will do it again
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I'm bisexual and I know that no one i currently know or love will accept that. I've already made plans to fly to one of my internet friends and have sex with him (he really wants that too).
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>>739398167
Thats going to cause you more problems that it solves.
Flying anywhere for anything other than business or a holiday is real dumb, the kind of dumb that only comes with being young.
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>>739398157
emotional abuser you fuck
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I'm attracted to my friends sister and are planning to take mdma / lsd with this friend and am afraid i will say something i will regret while high
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>>739385790
Man thats pretty fucked up dude.
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>>739398292
But I really want to meet the guy. What do i do?
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>>739397280
Dude if thats ur sister ud be sick if you didnt want to fuck her. Shes fucking smoking hot and i bet your dad wants her too
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>>739381340
I fuck my underage cousin
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I broke up with my girlfriend about 2 weeks ago and now I spend my time searching for other girls and talking to other girls and shit. Got some nudes off one girl but then blocked her after she legit fell in love with me and I thought it was hilarious and shattered her heart. Didn't screenshot nudes though because I am a fucking idiot. Her name was Ylona something Garcia like that one girl and I can't remember her Kik username. Her nudes were so fucking lit though but I had my Kik deleted just to rub in the burn.
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>>739397573
yes
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I killed a man and ate a man. They weren't the same man.
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>>739397280
Jesus christ she looks like the lovechild of Jaiying and Daisy from SHIELD (which are mother/daughter strangely enough but still). Like fucking dead on.
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The girl also kept asking me for full nudes of myself and I said I would if she sent me pics first so I got her pics then blocked and deleted. I still don't understand why the fuck I didn't screenshot I really don't fucking understand but oh well I will find another lass to do the same to
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>>739397795
I've cheated.. but it's only once in a while.

>>739393580
Yeah.. Unfortunate that fitting into society makes those fantasies hollow.
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>>739398676
Story?
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>>739398389
You could go and rack it up to the stupidity of youth.
Youll probably be disappointed, as people are never as good in reality as the online personas they make for themselves.
Any problem you couldnt solve by going you could do in your own town, you just dont have the balls to do it because making an excuse to go to a gay bar and fuck a random dude is harder than flying off and being temporarily free.
Youll get back, and somewhere down the line realise you wasted alot of time and money for no real gain.
Youll try to fool yourself into thinking you at least gained some experience that you might not have otherwise, but its a poor rationalization and youll know it.
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>>739398475
Yeah. She turns me on so fucking much.
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>>739398973
She wore that to a party last weekend. Ridiculous.
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>>739381340
I use to share my girlfriend with her ex-boyfriend back when our relationship was going through an unstable period. It was kind of fun sharing her and seeing her get fucked by a different guy but at the same time I would also be lying if I didn't say I hated it.
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>>739399051
God I fucking want her.
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>>739399315
The fact that youve posted this many photos is a bad sign dude.
Youre obsessing.
I suggest you ignore her, because its a slippery slope and if you dont get off this track now, youre going to wake up a year or two from now and realize youre incapable of even fapping to normal porn, much less having sex or normal relationships.
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>>739381758
Fresh pasta ayyy
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>>739397746
I've seen your tits before. Vag. Make it happen. You and I both know you want to show it, make it happen dirty slut.
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>>739397351
manUP.fgt
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>>739398883
The thing is, this guy is special to me, and he lives in NA so it won't cost that much money, and I wouldn't stay there for too long.
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>>739399532
She's straight up the sexiest and hottest girl to me. I really want her.
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>>739397746
You have some nice tits. Have a kik?
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I was kicked out of therapy due to not being able to get rides- physically crippled from accident- i'm running out of medications, and i think i'm actually doing better now that i'm out of therapy.
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>>739400091
If I did I certainly wouldn't share it here

>>739399618
I'll probably do it sometime tonight after a few drinks
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>>739400666
That's fair. If you want to then mine is bananaguy404 and you can hmu.
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>>739399846
Thats what i said about my ex when i was 21. Flew interstate to see her and what a stupid decision that was.
All it did was point me in the wrong direction, a few more trips and then a failed attempt at a relationship when i movied in with her that lasted 6months.
If id know how stupid pursuing out of state shit was, i wouldnt have done it.
I thought i was getting away from people holding me back, but it was the other way around.
She was only keen on the idea of me moving in with her, and soon treated me like shit.
In the end, the people around me at the beginning were the most valuable but i didnt know it as id never tested their love for me.
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>>739399979
Get therapy dude.
And get out of the house, go travel. I dont care how many women youve seen, fucked, dated, there are women out there hotter than your sister, but equally unattainable.
Youre approaching creepy stalker status.
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>>739400820
Thanks but chances are I won't message.

Anyways thread seems kind of dead so I'm getting off now I think. Will probably be back tonight
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>>739401494
Fine get drunk if you have to. I'll be looking for your post in to nights secrets thread. I expect results.
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>>739402150
Who knows. I'm bored as shit right now so maybe I'll post something else. I don't know.
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>>739381340
I'm a functioning alcoholic. no one knows that I'm constantly drunk all the time because of my up beat personality and I always chew either big red or a really minty gum. brush my teeth whenever I can sneak away.
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>>739381340
I once took a shit in my grandmother's bed when i was young and said that her dog did it
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When I was a teenager I bought a hidden camera and used it to record videos of my cousins. Also did upskirt videos in high school. I stole a girls panties before.
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what is a man?
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>>739404211
A miserable pile of secrets
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>>739397746
anyone have this slut's other pics?
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>>739381340
i cum in my lube bottle and fuck my gf with my cum as lube-she has no idea but when i use the cum instead she goes nuts. i dont do it alot but when i do its amazing
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Had sex with my friend's fiancé one month before they got married. She said it was her last adventure before marriage and it seemed to be. Went to their wedding, end of story.
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>>739405393
asshole
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I've been spending a ton of time recently watching periscope girls. It's ridiculous how many of them show off their tits/ass/pussy. Two days ago, I saw a girl flash her tits in the back seat of a car while her friend and her friends mom were in the front seat ordering at a drive-through. A viewer asked her how wet she was on a 1-5 scale and she held up 5 fingers. I've never been this addicted to any type of porn. What's wrong with me
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>>739402823
People might know and not tell. The metabolised alcohol is a pretty distinct body odour, easy to recognize.
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I love taking creeps of my cousin
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph596829571b774
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>>739402789
What's the hold up? I'm feeling impatient today. When you post it I want you to admit you enjoy it. That you're a slut who likes showing her body.
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>piss in bottles cause toilet doesn't work, when the bottle gets full i pour the piss down the shower drain
>i cut the tops off of milk jugs and shit in those (same reason as above) then i'll put water in the jug to cover the shit then i'll cover jug with a towel so it doesn't stink until i throw it out
>have taken pics of my face before and fapped to the pics thinking how cute i am
>once found a pair of panties on the side of the road, took them fuckers home and used them for masturbation purposes
>i have my own set of memes that i'll often say to myself then i'll laugh out loud
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>>739405647
how do u even find these wins

all i ever get is russian girls always going "nyet nyet nyet"

and american girls so empowered with the "if you say ANYTHING bad WE WILL BLOCK YOUUU"
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Cheated on my gf with a 7/10 chick that i met during a few GTA5 online sessions. 2 hours drive was worth it. Fucked doggy style. I round two again doggy style, this time with a dildo in her ass. Totally worth it. After that she never logged in on GTA5.
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>>739407428
I keep updating the top trending periscope broadcasts and there's usually a potential win in the top 25
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>>739407428
Kayla Dare
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I took a bunch of creeps of my cousin. Will upload more soon.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph596829571b774
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>>739407654
>WTF

Watches at 0 $?
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>>739407685
Who is that and what's that supposed to mean
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>>739407868
This "scam" is already going on for years.

You get a watch but you pay for shipping.

And let me tell you, the 12$ are still profit for them, as the watches are gerbache.
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>>739406230
I don't know. Just nervous about showing more is all
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My buddy's ex is a hot milf with big tits. I have explicit pics and videos of the dumb bitch. She would be so humiliated and embarrassed I'd she knew that I've shared them with so many perverts and she's been turned into jerk off material that can be looked at whenever strangers want to see what every inch of her looks like
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I genuinely want to end my life.
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I watched my friend's girlfriend change bras by filming her under the door at her house. She had huge perky tits. Jerked off to them probably a dozen times before I felt bad and deleted them
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>>739408877
share it here now, anon
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>>739409073
I'd be happy to share the bitch. Is it cool to email you? Goes for anyone who wants to see the slut.
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>>739408414
>New guy
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Once i was in my cousins bathroom. I opened up her laundry basket and found one of her bras and a pair of panties. i put them on and stared at myself in the mirror, then I had a wank and came in her panties.

never felt more alive
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>>739409741
Email me if anyone is interested in seeing the slut. Copperj413 at gmail
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-jerked off into coworkers food and lotion bottle several times
-stole panties of a hot MILF i houses at for when I was a teenager
-filmed an upskirt of my young niece in law while sitting at the kitchen table with the whole family present
-snuck into friend's little sisters room and rubbed dick on pillow
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i'm a sissy bitch who's being cucked by my ex and her new boyfriend ama
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>>739381340
I use to share my girlfriend with her ex-boyfriend back when our relationship was going through an unstable period. It was kind of fun sharing her and seeing her get fucked by a different guy but at the same time I would also be lying if I didn't say I hated it.
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>>739387816
Do you actually care about her and trust her? Because if you do perhaps you can tell her about your "fantasies." I mean like tell her you like lolicon and the idea of younger women, but don't straight up say you are a pedo. Just say that it is a fantasy. She might be able to fulfill some needs by doing ageplay cuz that's a thing.

Me, personally, I have a 17 yo gf who is hella into age play and she even calls me daddy. It is pretty great. I don't even think about lgs or look at loli anymore cuz I have this girl. Wish you the best, anon.
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>>739385581
>>739387178
>>739388575
>>739389540
>>739398636

any one have any more webms of this guy ?
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>>739385835
At least he has an ok cock. At best some small town girls will want to fuck him after this gets around.
That's being optimistic though.....cuz this is kinda sad. Instead of trying to dox him we should put our efforts into getting him laid by a real woman. Oh wait this is /b/ huh.
Right
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I watched my daughter getting fucked numerous times. we both love it
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>>739387178
This is how kylo ren trained for the first order
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Ik vind je knotje heel leuk.
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>>739397664
Does she know she gets posted
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>>739399365
Hmmm I know I know this, but I don't know. Can you tell me what it is anon
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>>739414760
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>>739409741
[email protected] send anon
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When I was 4 I shoved a bouncy ball in my asshole and couldn't get it out. I ended up having to have my mother get it out.
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>>739381340
I jacked off in-class once back in high school. It was during 12th Grade English as we watched MacBeth. Had to be really slow/careful about it, and it turned out not to be such a great idea when I was limping to the bus at the end of the period with cum running down my legs in my jeans. I don't *think* anyone noticed; I was sitting in the front-row, and most of the class wasn't really paying attention anyway.
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I'm secretly OP
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>>739413223
How
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>>739405647
How do I find said girls
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Fucked my 1st cousin when spending the night at their house. Her sister found out and we fucked the following time. I was 14, cousins were 13 and 12.
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>>739397535
Ur probably gay
Hate to break it to u..
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I love to smell my wife's dirty underpants when she is not at home
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>>739385790

What does she train people on how to look like a stunt double for the wicked witch of the west?

She's fucking gross dude.
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>>739397535
homosex
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Im dating a uggo fatty...
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>>739390770

Did you make her take her teeth out first?
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>>739415760
I fucked my first cousins for many years from early too late teens
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>>739415615
Did this once in 7th grade math. Still don't know if anyone noticed. I was one horny motherfucker back then.
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>>739392062
Honestly we have somebody just like that in our family and, just like you, he's a complete fucking loser who constantly plays the victim card.


Just a reality check, if you're drunk and shouting at the family reunion, odds are that you're actually the asshole.

I bet this fucking failure is like 30.
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I once jerked off while watching my gf get fucked by her brother
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My girlfriend's ex-boyfriend sent me pictures of them fucking when they were dating to try and get me to dump her. I should have deleted those pictures but I keep them to jetk off to.
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I got into cross dressing earlier this year; got a new lolita dress on the way. GF is fully supportive and is into that kind of fashion as well. feelsgoodman.png
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My gf got raped and i jerk daily thinking about it
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>>739398676
Only interesting story here.

Would love to hear more, although i'm 99% sure it's bait.
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blackmailed my ex co-workers young daughter to have sex with me
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>>739418654
Details
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>>739418286
Share them
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>>739418654
Age? Who did it?
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I fingered my stepsister when I was 12
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>>739381340
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>Be me, about 12.
>Have single mother who is an alcoholic
>Doctor puts her on anti-depressants around this time.
>She ignores him and drinks with them anyways.
>Seriously fucks her up way more than usual.
>She passes out a few nights a week at least all over the house. Living room, her bedroom, the game room. Wherever she is when it hits her.
>I walk in one night and find her passed out in a nightie. No panties on the couch. Usually it would come to her knees, but passed out it has ridden up.
>Thick black bush on display.
>First time ever seeing a pussy in real life.
>Torn between fear and awkwardness, and curiosity.
>Leave room and go to bed but can't get it out of my mind.
>She continues passing out over next few weeks, but always clothed.
>Few weeks later walk into living room. She's on the couch again, same nightie, bush on display again.
>Watch like a terrified grimlin from the hallway for a good ten minutes.
>Have bonor, and guilt.

This becomes a regular thing and escalates. Jerk off to the memories to this day 15+ years later.
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>>739381340
I've been afraid of having sex since 2014.
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>>739419093
share the kind of escalation that happened anon
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>>739381758
Don't give women the power to destroy your life. Live for yourself.
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>>739419119
why?
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>>739383381
>echosmith
Nice pastas faggot
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>>739418779
>>739418897
We're 18, this happened when she was 17 a few months ago at a party. She was at a party and three guys pinned her down and fucked her. They all came inside her. I found out through snapchat, they got into her phone and sent me photos and videos during and after. It made me feel sick but it also gave me the biggest boner
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>>739418831
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>>739419425
Did you screenshot the photos and videos?
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>>739419550
Nah I didn't, I was too in shock i think watching them. Looking back I wish I did, but I still remember all of them.
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>>739387816
How do you get a 14 y/o FWB?

Asking for a friend
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>>739387816
>this

not ped, but general desires that fall way out of the norm

really depressed and on meds, it's getting better though
I love my gf
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Fucked wife's best friend and blew a load in her while wife slept directly above us. Had to frantically hunt down the morning after pill when I sobered up.

Also jerked a load out over wife's passed out sister.

Recently started collecting panties and now have 4 different women.
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>>739390214
>>739419536
Got more? What gets you off the most when looking at them?
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I want my douchebag coworker to fuck my mom.
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>>739418162
How the fuck did that come to pass? Did she/they know you were watching?
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When I was 17 my stepdad came home really drunk while my mom was away on work. I had lost my virginity like 2 months before and was pretty much obsessed with sex. He passed out on the couch and I came over to him, sat on his lap and kind of started grinding on him, he got hard and I think thought I was like my mom or something because he didn't stop me. We fucked, he came in me. I think about it everyday.
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i'm in a relationship with a girl who's 15. She calls me daddy and its great.
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>>739420055
Want this, got any tips? Fucked her?
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I secretly want to be cheated on by my wife, further more i want her to be colder to me, hurt me, do permanent damage to my body and control me. This is weird af and i am trying to keep my distance from these thoughts, other than that i am a normie.
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>>739419810
Yeah I have more. He sent quite a bit actually and I don't think he even sent all of them.

What gets me off the most is seeing her get dirty with another guy besides me. It sounds kind of "cuck-ish" but it's something you don't see everyday and I think that's why I've kept them.
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>>739420122
Nah shes too tight atm, working on it.
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>>739383381
This is depressing. Thanks Anon
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>>739420274
Is he bigger than you...
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>>739420441
Was it her idea to call you daddy? How far have you been with her? Is she obedient?
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>>739381340
i was sucking my friend's dick for about a year
still straight tho
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I had a threesome with my first girlfriend and my best friend when we were 16
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My mom used to leave the door open while she went pee. Now have fetish for watching hairy girls pee.
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>>739420441

False. No girl is too tight to fuck at 15 unless she has a medical issue. I've fucked 13-18 routinely. Currently have a 16 and 21 y/o gfs
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Here's a full list of all my secrets.

I regularly steal from women. I'll take anything from them that I can get my hands on. I prefer more valuable and personal items when possible. I've stolen dozens of purses, wallets, phones, jewelry, laptops, articles of clothing (especially underwear), and makeup. I will break into apartments and cars, steal from libraries, parking lots, pickpocket on the street, and my favorite location is college campuses. Typically I use the stolen items to jerk off and if possible look up the girl on social media in hopes that she posts about being robbed. I keep cash and eventually pretty much throw everything else away.

I take upskirt pics and videos of girls in stores and at the college campus.

I keep a fake Facebook of a girl that I use to catfish both men and women. I also hack women's emails and facebooks if possible (it's a lot harder to do now than it was about 5 years ago). I've gotten into dozens of accounts. Usually I just read through messages, post embarrassing things, and then message her friends in an attempt to hack theirs, and the cycle continues. Several times I've found nudes in the email or FB messenger. Twice I posted the nudes and info of the girl here on /b/ and it led to everyone in the girl's life seeing them. 1 was an underage high school student. The other was a 22 year old teacher... the pics were sent to all the staff and students. A few times I've used the nudes to blackmail the girl into giving me more.

I started talking to a gorgeous 17 year old girl through my fake FB who thinks I'm a single 25 year old. We've exchanged nudes and talk dirty when we're horny but haven't seen each other irl yet. I'm married but I want to fuck her really bad.
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>>739420843
this. 15 is good to go
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>>739420613
Sadly yes.
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>>739419320
Performance anxiety, the fear came after my first time with my ex.
I've basically had sex twice in my life, once with a hooker and once with my ex. Hooker was great, ex was horrible. Now I am afraid.
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>>739420274
Share the wealth. You ever imagine her sucking his cock while you fuck her from behind?
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sometimes i wonder why people do the things they do and what it all means
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>>739421003
Does she know that you have these pictures?
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>>739421017
>WTF???

Watches at 0 $?
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>>739421003
did he send you any with cum on her face ?
also post more
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>>739420863
>Twice I posted the nudes and info of the girl here on /b/ and it led to everyone in the girl's life seeing them.

Damn, thanks for setting me straight. I've been thinking about posting some pictures of acquaintances in real life, but I should not take a risk like that.
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>>739398572

greentext, now!
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>>739421017
Some times. Ever since I got these pictures I've been thinking about doing a threesome with her and her ex but it seems kind of messed up to ask her about it.

>>739421401
I told her about it when I first recieved them and she made me promise to delete them. I told her I would but so far I haven't.
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I made the Slovakian mega hot foreign exchange student cum in history class with my GF on the other side of the room.

>Be me, sitting beside insanely hot Slovakian girl in history all year at the very back corner of the room
>Strong flirting going on all the time
>Wears fucking short black skirts all the time, drives me crazy
>Watching film in class, lights out and curtains drawn
>She starts rubbing my thigh, I follow her lead
>Rub pussy til she quietly cums beside me
>GF sitting at the front of the room as I do it
>
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>>739408556
You say this as if I care. Post that pussy like demanded earlier. Don't forget when you post I want you to admit you're a slut who enjoys it. I'm off work now so my patience is wearing thin.
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>>739421793
She looks mesmerized in that pic.
You never know, maybe she'd be into it
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>>739422000
trips speaks truth
>>
I'm a homosexual and homosexuals are bad. And gay.
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i knew my gf was cheating but didnt break up with her
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>>739419227
Well if someone's interest, I guess so.

>This goes on for months.
>She almost always passes out in her room where I won't go.
>Still when I'm alone I jerk it thinking about the only pussy I have ever seen face to face.
>Feel guilty every fucking time but 12 years old and can't help it.
>Fuckinghormones.jpg
>Walk into our game room at about 3am and she's passed out in the same nightie.
>We have one of those big basket chairs in the corner and she's sitting in it. Nightie is down around her thighs so can't see anything.
>Feel disappointed and again, sickened with myself.
>Stand and stare at her for like half an hour with a boner. Heart racing.
>Finally work up courage and hornyness takes over stupid kid-brain.
>Creep over.
>"Mom?"....Nothing....Louder..."Mom, you want to go to bed?"....Nothing...
>Nudge her leg with my foot....Nothing.
>Nudge her leg with my foot harder and say loudly, "Mom you are asleep in the gameroom."...she's dead to the world.
>Reach down and gently lift up her nightie until I can see her big unshaved thick black bush.
>She just let it grow natural. Had no idea at the time since nothing to compare it to but her bush was extra thick.
>To this day have a thing for hairy pussies.
>Stand there looking at it with my heart in my throat for about 30 seconds. Feels like years.
>Let her nightie back down and sneak out of the room like the scampering rat I was.
>Jerk it like crazy. Extreme guilt after.

More? (Things kept happening until I moved out when I was 17. Literally dozens upon dozens of instances. Got to where I didn't even feel guilty about what I was doing anymore.)
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>>739421793
what did he tell you exactly ?
post more
>>
When I was recovering from alcohol addiction and going through DTs, I punched a nurse in the face and knocked her out
>>
I got RAPED by my dog Apollo.

Apollo was huge, with a head about the size of my torso, and his family kept him unneutered so as to breed him in the future. He seemed an altogether happy dog, and followed most commands. Well, except when he got into his sexual frenzies.

I remember the first incident I witnessed one New Year’s Eve. Too young to drink or go out, I was watching the ball drop at my friend’s house when Apollo came by, sniffed around, then started furiously humping a throw pillow. I mean, he was just decimating this pillow, scooting across the floor with each thrust.

My friend’s family giggled nervously, but mostly ignored the scene. It became apparent that this spectacle was no stranger to this home. After a few minutes, Apollo finally jizzed all over the pillow, and a good portion of the floor. I was horrified, seeing as how this was my first look at real, live sperm, but my friend’s mom just calmly got some paper towels and cleaned it up.

Months later, my friend and I were playing some sort of shrieky teenage game in the back yard. I was eating Twizzlers and running around in the sun. Innocent. Apollo was let out to join in the fun, but he had this glint in his eyes.

A glint that said, clearly, “I’m going to fuck the shit out of you.”

Sure enough, he came up behind me, knocked me to the ground, and began humping like his life depended on it. My half-chewed Twizzler flew out of mouth as I screamed for help, but my friend and her family just laaaaughed and laaaaughed. Despite the fact that their dog was trying to impregnate me through my jeans, it looked like there would be no help from that corner.

I tried pushing the massive dog off of me, but he weighed more than me, and so I just had to take it. I closed my eyes and continued trying to wriggle away. In retrospect, all that movement was probably taken by Apollo as encouragement.

Saliva from his gaping maw dripped on my shirt, and soon jizz joined the grass, sweat,
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>>739422226
Yes I need a payoff lol
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>>739422427
go on
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>>739422427
Wow, I've got a female friend on Instagram who has a dog named Apollo (or had, it may have died I'm not sure)
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>>739422226
Don't ask "more", of course "more", keep going.
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>>739421603
Yeah he did.

>>739422000
Nice trips and I'm afraid to ask. She broke up with him because he was abusive and cheated on her. Asking her to basically have sex with the guy that cheated on her again doesn't seem like such a good idea. It seems like a very fucked up thing to ask of her.

>>739422284
The usual stuff any angry ex-boyfriend would say. He wanted her back and kept telling me that I wasn't her type and that she didn't really like me. Eventually I just ignored his texts and that's when he started sending me these pictures. He went on to talk about how I wasn't her first and that she would come back to him sooner or later. All that kind of fun stuff.
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>>739423046
She looks like she loves it. Post more of her pussy, any creampie? Did he share her?
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>>739422189
How did she cheat? And how did you find out?
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>>739387816

I need a girlfriend like yours.
>>
I just masturbated while sniffing my mom's used panties.
>>
>>739398636

Where do you live, down for some debauchery?
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>>739381758
How bad was your sex game that she cried?
>>
>>739420843
>>739420941
I understand that most 15 year olds are fine but shes so tight. She can't even finger herself. Its sad for me but i'm trying to loosen her, don't know how.
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>>739422226
>This goes on for a long while. No idea how long. Probably a couple of years.
>I catch her from time to time and get some jackoff material.
>Get more brave over a couple of years and realize with her drinking and pills together she won't wake up no matter what.
>When I catch her in her nightie and not in her room I just pull it up and leave it up and get an eye full.
>Escalates at some point during this time to me actually standing behind her near the room exit and jerking it like a horny goblin while looking at her pussy from across the room.
>The feeling of knowing I might have had to bolt any second if she stirred awake made it better for me for some reason.
>One night she's wearing panties under her nightie. Super disappointed horny 15 year old at this point.
>Get brave and stick my finger under the edge and pull them to the side to see her bush while she's laying on her back on the couch.
>Fingers graze her bush for the first time.
>Found out about internet porn like a year ago by now. Know how women/sex work from the interwebz and far too much porn since stupid always horny teen.
>Stroke her pussy hair gently a few times while scared out of mind watching her face.
>She doesn't even twitch.
>Run out of the room and back to mine to jerk it after putting her panties back over her bush. Didn't want her to wake up and "realize".

This of course led to me being more brave.
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>>739397535
They get emotional and block you when you have sex with them, even though it's just sex. My guy friends never do that shit.
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>>739407136
There's a guy who wants to fuck his own sister on this thread, and yet you manage to be more fucked up. Godspeed, anon, Godspeed.
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>>739423493
Have you talked about using her ass instead?
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>>739423164
Yeah she does look like she enjoyed it but I guess that's only natural because they were dating.

I'm not sure if he shared her with anyone else. Never asked.
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>>739387816
>but on the inside I want to retire to a southeast asian country and bang 12yo's on my golden years

I've lost my respect for you, anon. It's one thing to have a fetish, but to take advantage of kids who haven't fully developed mentally yet, is simply wrong.
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>>739420051
Oh he knew who you were. and pics of yourself?
>>
>>739423706
Mmmm fuck, keep posting her, any anal?
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>>739384681
Basically what hes saying is dont kill yourself kill the woman
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>>739423046
Is the turn on sharing her with him or just sharing in general?
Any titt pics?
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