I'm currently trapped in my room and I can't get out.

>>739369521
just unscrew the hinge or pull the pin out...

>>739369521
Call someone you fucking twat
Or jump out of a window

>>739369607
You think pins can be pulled out by hand? What kind of 1930s house you live in

>>739369521
Look on the bright side, at least you have internet access.

>>739369521
Tell her to stop freaking out and call the fire brigade

>>739369607
I have nothing to unscrew the hinge with
>>739369613
I live on the third floor of a block of flats and my phone is not in this room kek
>>739369681
I think she did but knowing her she told them not to rush

>>739369701
Post pic of door?

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>>739369771
I've got nothing except this shitty webcam to take a pic with, my phones not here lmfao it just looks normal anyway rn I've been bending the metal back with a spoon. It's this bit that's lodged inside the door frame, door still looks normal overall

>>739369701
Can't your mum call someone for you? Does she hate you that much?

>>739369701
How long has it been since the door is shut tho?

>>739369894
I hear her fucking laughing in the other room, who the fuck knows. She had to cancel work because of this so I'm p sure I'm gonna get slapped kek

>>739369939
Around 3 hours most likely

>>739369960
lol rip anon, wish you all the best

>>739370014
thanks m8 I'm just glad I don't need a piss

>>739370058
You can just piss out the window who gives a shit kek

>>739370112
kek

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What kind of shit house do you live in where people just barge in while you're sleeping?

>>739370326
Share a room with my sister

>>739370375
IN B4 wincest posts

>>739370375
Please tell us you fucked her.

>>739370326
Yep welcome to blocks of flat built in communist era in some parts of Europe...

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>>739370460
Now monitoring this threat for research purposes

>>739370453
>>739370460
I'm a girl and I'm 10 years older than her no thanks

>>739370540
Lesbian Wincest?

>>739369661
use a rod like a pencil and knock it with something hard, hammer ideally.

>>739370540
Doesn't matter fam.

>>739370582
I'm not into loli m8

>>739370540
post tits

>>739370375
well now you can get some sleep right?

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>>739370620
but we are. Do it for us. Nobody cares about 'you'

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>>739369521
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+kick+down+a+door

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>>739370540

>>739370639
>>739370664
nah

>>739370754
please?

>>739370754
You said it has been 3 fucking hours since your locked in the room, where's the fire brigade?

>>739369701


"I have nothing to unscrew the hinge with"
if the pins are on your side of the door you can get out, if you really want too.

>>739370754
post tits an we let you out of your room

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>>739370540

>>739370754
Give address and we can call the fire brigade bud ;)

>>739370657
This. It's not that hard to kick down a door. Wear shoes if you can

is it wooden or metal?

>>739371295
The door doesn't open outwards, the frame stops it, there's no way I can kick it down
>>739371325
Wooden

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>>739371374
sounds like you're fucked anon.

>>739371469
Pretty much.

>>739371374
kick it and tell me what it sounds like

>>739371552
with a shoe if possible

>>739371552
Errr like a door? You can hear the metal lodged in the frame a little bit

>>739371608
could you audio record it with a phone or something?

OP take a pic with your webcam of the door.

>>739371682
my phone isn't here sorry it's in the living room. idk wtf my mum is doing

>>739371792
you could start a fire and burn down the door

>>739371829
would call the fire brigade
kek

>>739371792
any audio equipment connected to your computer?

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>>739369521
Post pictures of your room OP
Also post pictures of your battlestation

Get your mum to slide your phone under the door anon

Mom die if no reply

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>>739371767
Literally looks normal when you look at it, the webcam quality is rly shit so you can't see the lodged metal in the door

>>739371921
oh canada!

Or as the mum to send us tits. WE realy need to see tits for a better motivation

>>739371931
Gaps too thin, my phone is a thicc boi

>>739371971
i would rather have traps but eh, good enough

>>739371946
can you see the bolts retracting when you push down the handle?

>>739371946
Give us a room tour in the meantime with your shitty webcam

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Dubs decide

break the door down

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>>739371979

>>739371946
Well, all you can do now is wait for the brigade, your mom did call them right?

>>739372058
fag can't even lurk right

what is the metal anyways

>>739372114
Tf is this bait?

>>739372043
Incoming room tour guys, might as well

>>739369521
Hey, you got a PC and no normies within like, 10 meters from you. What are you complaining about?

>>739372114
that triforce thread was worse

>>739372143

There is no door, op is homeless and has to feed a thread to eat tonight

any windows?

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>>739372149
nice, thanks op

>>739372107
fuck you cunt

>>739372195
Or OP is trying to break into som poor guys home

>>739369521
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD EUROCUCK! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR AMERICANS ONLY FUCKO! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS BANNING ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!

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>>739372210

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>>739372338

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>>739372351

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>>739372231

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>>739372370

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>>739372289

>>739372370
break out of window?

>>739372338
>>739372351
>>739372370
Alright now show us your piss bottles or cum rags or waifu pillows

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>>739372338
Che fucking Guevara? I hope you don't get to leave

>>739372384
>worn out meme
summer fag detected

>>739372411
these tits are good enough motivation

>>739372403
show us the uderwear drawer

>>739372370
>commie flag
What are your political leanings OP? Are you actually a filthy commie?

>>739372450
too kind, ive only been here for two weeks

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>>739372403

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>>739372500
don't post memes with watermarks

>>739372437
>>739372471
I do it for the meme guys cmon

>>739372519
GUYS ITS A FEMALE. DUBS DEMANDS TITS

>>739372556
tits cmon

>>739372338
>>739372370
> deadpool poster
> commie flag
> Che Guervara
Knew it, she's white.

>>739372519
Damn, even nail polish... I'm getting some antifa cuck vibes at this point

>>739372519
don't show that bicycle to >>>/fit/

>>739372289
>trying to get this to become copypasta
>mfw

It won't work m8, ?/8 have to h8, this is b8 I can't rel8 so with yourself go procre8

>>739372572
It's a male sjw cuck fucknowsidentifiesaswhattypeofshitcoptergender

>>739372531
tried to triforce on that triforce thread so had to bing for that meme

>>739372619
then i want to see the penis

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>>739372519

>>739369661
use improvised tools you retard. even cave men could do this

>>739372682
show us your fucking pooper

>>739372682
well aren't you well cultured?

>>739372619
>>739372667
I aint no tumblr tranny

>>739372724
No

>>739370375
Post pics of her panties for god's sake?!?

>>739372055
oh shiewt

>>739372727
prove it pl0x
got nuthin' better to do anyway, kek

>>739372757
fuck off pedo

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>>739372819

>>739369960
Maybe you shouldn't be such a blasphemous raging faggot flailing about like a black retarded crackhead

>>739372813
I am not posting nudes on this piece of shit webcam

>>739369607
>>739369701
/thread
For fucks sake you get a nail, screw, screwdriver, pen or anything thin and long, hold it under the pin of the hinge and hit it upwards with a hammer, wrench, piece of metal, rock, OP's faggot skull and remove the pins. it's not rocket science, they're just pins slotted through cylinders.

>>739372926
I mean you have a point

>>739371101
This
>tfw it's the kind of dumb shit guys do that no one even suspected anon's a girl
Kek

>>739372994
> American education

>>739369701
...pins aren't threaded though, how are they screwed?

>>739372994
I literally have none of this shit you just listed in my room anon

If you can't get the lock or hinges off, just break the wood around the lock. It's the weakest part, especially if it's not a fire or security door. Kick it hard with the flat of your foot, just above or to the side of the handle. Hopefully it'll break off and you can open the door, it'll probably need replacing anyway if the lock is mangled.

>>739372055
>>739372055
hunjk;lkm;kpij;lkm

>>739373127
would hope fire door is not made of wood

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>>739372991
We know both your tits and dick are small. There's no need to be ashamed or try to blame it on the webcam. It's all good

>>739373095
I have hard time believing you don't have OP's faggot skull in your room

>>739373127
>just break the wood around the lock
The metal is too thick for this to be possible I think. omg I'm so fucked guys lmfao what the fuck it's been 5 fucking hours

>>739373095
You don't even have a fucking pen?

>>739373178
Fire doors are made of wood. It's about keeping heat and smoke out, not flammability. They're glazed to be more fire resistant but would go up no trouble if a fire was literally next to it.

>>739373269
like a donut?

>>739373269
lol @ US firedoors

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>>739369521
>Not being able to pull doors open with raw strength

Shiggy diggy

>>739373062
You're dense and have never replaced a door in your life or installed a door stop.

>>739373257
The metal? Do you mean the lock? You're looking to break the wood closest to the metal, not the metal bit itself. Does the door open towards you or away from you?

>>739373342
UK m8.

>>739373314
Yes

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>>739373371
cause everyone just goes around installing doors

Stay in your room for the rest of your life, communista.

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>>739373342
Yeah, prob only there just in case you ran out of coals for your barbecue.

>>739372519
Show blood on hands from trying to open said door

>>739373379
inwards

>>739373095
>art supplies in room
>art
>supplies
>like paintbrushes n shit

¿ C O M O ?

>>739373412
IT'S THE SIMPLEST MECHANICAL QUANDARY TO SOLVE YOU ARE JUST RETARDED

>>739369521
HAHAHAHAHAHHA YOUR STUPID PETTY TANTRUM FUCKED YOU OVER!! LEARN SOME SELF CONTROL YOU SHITSTAIN FAGGOT CUNTLIPPED MENTRUAL CRAMP AND BE GLAD YOUR MOM AND AISTER CARE ENOUGH TO WAKE A SPOOGE PUDDLE LIKE U UP INSTEAD OF LETTING YOUR APNOA KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP

>>739373403
Show us your underwear drawer

>>739369521
Times like these I'm glad I'm not a retard

>>739373379
Opens into my room
IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A LOCK THAT'S WHY I'M CONFUSED THERE'S NO LOCK ON THE DOOR ITS JUST THE METAL BIT ON THE INNER WOODEN SECTION IS JAMMED INTO THE FRAME IN THE WALL

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>>739372556
I don't believe you. I think you're a commie.

>>739373457
Then you have no chance of forcing it open and need to smash through it so the lock isn't attached to the door. It's all the fire brigade would do anyways.

Have you got anything like a set of weights in your room?

>>739369521
which way does the door open?
blame it on them
use sheets rope to escape

>>739373095
Get a picture of the bottom and top of a hinge. There should be a flat top, try gripping it and lifting up, small chance they're loose. Next try to wedge a thin flat piece of metal between the pin and top of the hinge and use leverage to remove it. Preferably push it from the bottom, either the bottom opening is as large as the diameter of the pin or it's a cap with a slightly smaller hole. Find anything that can fit and try pushing up, you'd be better of hitting than pushing so use something; remove the bike seat and hit it with the metal end.

>>739373483
The simplest mechanical quandary I solved this week was making your mom orgasm.

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>>739369521
>Not having a katana in the room so you can cleanly slice the door into a bazillion pieces whilst also instilling fear into said annoying mother and sister.
>mfw

>>739370620
is it cuz of jealousy?

>>739373498
full fucking retard mode, daddy issues?

>>739373531
see
>>739373550

Smash the door around the metal bit so the wood is only attached to the hinges, not the bit keeping it stuck shut. It shouldn't take much force if you find something heavy enough. I can draw a shitty MS paint of the bit to aim for it that would help. We got trained in doing this when I worked caring for old people, in case they got stuck or whatever.

>>739373609
Probably

>>739373606
well not everyone is fucking zoro

>>739369521
all you had to do was get ready to leave your room dumbass, now u have to leave via the window

>>739373412
You are below 20 years old, have never lived in your own house or apartment and have never done any repairs on anything. You're using the argument that you've never replaced door pins for any reason as an excuse to justify you claiming that only retards know how to remove door pins. You have proven that you're retarded.

>>739373638
Guys pls, I seriously can't smash this door, I tried, my mum tried, there's no men in our home, I'm small and pretty fucking weak. Also my mum will fucking kill me if I completely ruin this door.

>>739373666
TRIPS

>>739369521
Take the hinge pins out you fucking tards

>>739369521
>>739372370
Make a rope out of bedsheets and climb out the window?

>>739369521
Underage b&

>>739373613
YOU MAD COCKNOCKER? OR ARE YOU COMING ONTO ME? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>739373712
>Guys pls, I seriously can't smash this door, I tried, my mum tried, there's no men in our home, I'm small and pretty fucking weak.

Well your choice is suck it up and smash it or be stuck forever, so no point whining.

> Also my mum will fucking kill me if I completely ruin this door.

The door is already ruined, it'll need replacing after this regardless.

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>>739373712
>>739373561
God damnit woman you will only get our by removing the pins and pulling the door toward you from the side with hinges. Find something that fits in the bottom of the hinge and hit it upwards. This is the only way that wont destroy the door. The doorknob and frame will be damaged but you can prevent the fire department literally axing your fucking door if you listen to me.

>>739373654
fine, ill take 1 for the team and allow op to have sex with me, then, to make her feel better bout herself

>>739373666
Zorro had a SABER!!! What the actual fuck are you trying to imply, that the katana somehow found its way into Mexico or something? Study fucking history cause you're so fucking godawful at it nigger.

OP you said you have a spoon? Try wedge it between the door and the frame, use it as a lever to apply pressure against the door while pulling the door inward, similar to a crowbar action. Otherwise try using it to lever the jammed metal away from the frame.

The best thing to do op would be to start a small fire near the door, the heat will cause the doorframe to contract and the smoke will lubricate the hinges. If it doesn't work at first, just make the fire bigger.

>>739373878
roronoa zoro from one piece you dirty mudbaby spic

I've heard the rare chemicals and vital amino acids in urine can help loosen a jammed door, maybe if you piss on the door it will help.

>>739373712
aw does the little weak feminist need a big strong man?

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IS THIS THE HINGE? IT HAS NO SCREWS I'M SO CONFUSED

>>739373886
burn le house down

>>739374000
trips checked and no screws because the door opens to the inside.

>>739373981
>feminist
Miss me with that gay shit

>>739369521

Better to be trapped in your room than trapped under ice.

Metallica.

>>739374000
now were getting somewhere. yes, you need a flat peice of metal next.

>>739369521
You got your with you stupid dumb whiney faggot so go back to bed and sleep. You must be fucking unbearable to live with. I hope your mom and sister sodomise your ass with a blender when they get that door open.

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This is a troll thread and you're all being rustled

>>739373976
I've heard semen works better, perhaps op should cum on the door too?

>>739374000
Grab a paint brush or nail file or something thin and hard like my dick and knock the pins up and out of those hinges.

Checkd

>>739374129
no life so it doesn't even matter

>>739374070

don't know how to live through this hell
Woken up, I'm still locked in this shell
Frozen soul, frozen down to the core
Break the ice, I can't take anymore

[chorus:]
Freezing
Can't move at all
Screaming
Can't hear my call
I am dying to live
Cry out
I'm trapped under ice

Crystallized, as I lay here and rest
Eyes of glass stare directly at death
From deep sleep I have broken away
No one knows, no one hears what I say

[Chorus]

Scream from my soul
Fate, mystified
Hell, forever more

Scream from my soul
Fate, mystified
Hell, forever more

No release from my cryonic state
What is this? I've been stricken by fate
Wrapped up tight, cannot move, can't break free
Hand of doom has a tight grip on me

>>739373705
I just pay people to do my shit for me, peasant.

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>>739374000
Fucking finally. Yes that's the hinge you chucklefuck. The top has a pin in it, half of the hinge is on the door the other is on the wall, the loops are slotted between eachother and held in place with the pin. The bottom is open and has access to the pin, put something against the pin bottom and smack it upwards with something solid and heavy.

>>739374158
THERE AREN'T ANY PINS WTF IS A PIN IT'S ALL LIKE STUCK TOGETHER NOTHING IS COMING LOOSE

SOMEONE'S HERE GUYS OMG

This has happened to me before, had to kick the door down. It fucks the lock but it probably already is broken so I say kick it down.

Get your mum and sister to stand in front of it when you do it.

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>>739374229
You disappoint me so much.

It's probaly the fire brigade, calm your tits>>739374269

>>739369521
OP did you break out yet?

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>>739374000
There is a thin metal rod inside it, you have to pull it out with a hammer and a metal bar.
See pic, the bottom part is the one you have to hit

>>739374229
It's the rod that holds the 2 halves of the hinge together? Holyshitdone

>>739374070
Fuck off you fucking faggot, bring your shitty taste in music outta here

>>739374269
69 check'd and we called swat on u saying that you had Cheese Pizza

>>739374345
I don't have a hammer or a metal bar. I'm trying to hear who the fuck just came in I think it might be my brother but they haven't got the door opened yet

>>739374229
youtu.be/gdd7X86WtbI

>>739372055
Why does the mask have no nose?

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>Caps lock is cruise control for cool
>I'm a gril guys
>Here's some shitty images
>I don't understand how doors work

You're all being baited

>>739374385
A pen could do, with anythin to hit it

IT'S MY MUMS PAKISTANI FRIEND HOW THE FUCK IS SHE GOING TO HELP

>>739374385
Improvise you bloody cunt

>>739374486
if all of this is real, its pretty funny
i want your pussy - its the perfect time to take those pics - u know they cant get in

>>739371946
how about the door with a fookin timestamp?

>>739374486
I YAM HERRRE TO GIVE YOU SAUDI ARABIAN DOORRR MASSAGE

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>>739374211
Being incompetent and dependent on payed help. Good job being unable to live like a crippled senior citizen before getting your first real job.

>>739374486
None of this is happening, it's time to stop

>>739374551
LOL sure just to prove to you fags

>>739373760
>autism

>>739374583
kek

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

SHIT TIER BAIT THREAD

JUST GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES

NOT LISTENING TO ANYONE WHO'S HELPING

CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

>>739374372

Go listen to skrillex, you genderfluid twat.

Someones fiddling with the door guys

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ignore backwards date lmfao

As someone suggested– post a time stamp so we know you're not full of cum... I mean shit.

>>739374646
>Go listen to skrillex, you genderfluid twat.

Skrillex? Metallica? Jesus christ you must be a fucking normie, why don't you just kill yourself?

>>739374765
no, im gonna focus on that
why is the date mirrored?

IT'S OPEN IT'S DONE GUYS A BIG BLACK GUY DID IT

the larger issue i feel that is now back in question is, did anyone call the cops? or just this person...

>>739374765
Watch this
>>739374403

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>>739374212
>>739373858
>>739373561
>>739374345
>>739374366
>>739374385
>>739374486
>>739374709
You. Are. A. Faggot. Lurk. Moar. And. Remove. The. Fucking. Pins.
>>739374765
Very

>>739374765
how is there backwards date but forwards text?

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>>739374765
Why don't you climb out the window?
Why don't you use the device you're on now to contact the police?
Why are you a commie?

>>739374372
You don't know what good music is.

>>739374765
Tits now

>>739374778
Timestamp won't help because the thing they're lying about is being stuck. This is shit tier LARPing about being stuck in a room, nothing else.

Move along, nothing to see here.

>>739374827
and now u gonna suck his cock

>ignore backwards date

Is it that hard to get ANYTHING right?

>>739374827
I knew you wouldn't be able to do it yourself

>>739374807

I know what REAL music is. You don't 14yo acneic. You smell piss

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>>739374827
faggot GTFO, we're done with you. How many people explained how to remove the fucking door? And you don't even know what a hinge is or how it works. You LITERALLY don't know how two cylinders held together with a pin works. just get out.

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>>739374827
I don't know whether to believe this or whether this is a lie.
On the one hand I would have to believe a black guy did labor, on the other hand I'd have to believe a black guy did not break into a room.
I don't know what's real anymore..

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already done boys, it's been fun

>>739374070

Metallica YEAH!

>>739375032
Hook line and sinker

>>739374827
Suck his cock to show gratitude.

>>739375054
>not realizing a black guy removed the door of a girl's room to break into it while being thanked to break into it.

>>739375081
>people start getting done with you're attention whoring
>GUYS LOOKS IT'S ALL FINE NOW

Fuck off my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>739374969
Oh shit, sorry fam, I had no idea that you are autistic as fuck. I know you have a serious condition, only real mentally ill people use the term REAL MUSIC. Sorry your life sucks, I'll leave you alone with your little toys and your coloring books, no need to cry anymore

>>739375081
ive had shitty wooden door with no door knob for 5 years and use a vacuum as a door stopper, and i'm socially disfigured to the point where i spend a 1 hole hour on a thread

>>739375154
Ikr the timing was incredible

>>739369521
I read "mum and sister banging in room"
expected an incest thread, am disappointed

>>739375238
so did everyone else.

Should I take a sneaky screenshot of the black guy when he comes back to end this thread with a nice finish?

>>739375292
sure i guess

>>739375292
no, we want a sneaky "screenshot" of your little pussy

>>739375350
or the black guy in her pussy

Oh hunny just break the fucking door down. Unless your cheaply built flat has concrete doors.

>>739375459
black dude did it for her

>>739375531
typical, eh?

>>739375144
makes sense.

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Black guy taking a while to come back

>>739375650
but your pussy is right there

>>739375169
You won. I'm crying now

>>739375373
Or her black guy in the door's pussy

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Here he is lads. Fun thread, thanks for sticking with me, sorry I'm a retard.

>>739376005
post a picture of your face
I promise I won't use it for anything

>>739376005
gon git fuked

>>739376005
u have a very weird pussy

>>739375650
For the record, the disc that lies flush to the door on the door handle is a simple push fit, you pop it off with a nailfile to find two or even a single screw securing the handle mechanism, that in turn allows you to remove the handle and reveals a square bar of iron, which you rotate to release the tongue of metal which slots into the door frame. Ten minutes of curiosity, logic and fiddling would have been better than bleeding hands and failed brute force.

For the record, the doors in my UK flat have steel sheets in the laminate exterior doors and the dividing doors have some sort of fire retardant asbestos-like sheets in the laminate, they also weigh around 35 kilos. Not cheap shitty panelled plywood doors. They're rated as actually fireproof for 30 mins. Though the interior walls and floors/ceilings are unlikely to do the same.

Our houses are made of brick or concrete and the doors match in terms of quality, in my block at least. No way anybody could kick the lock area out.

>>739376005
Locksmith.

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>>739370375
Nice

>>739369521
kick the fucking door keeping your foot as flat as you can, right next to the knob but not directly on it. this will break the door and open it. otherwise you should keep an axe in your room like every other rational human being

>>739372055
literally the fucking "Grin" mask from PAYDAY 2

>commie shit
lost all interest

>>739376005
Slam the door when he's done

>>739376005
you should suck his dick

>>739369521
Kick the fuck out of the door

>>739373205

>Bernie doesn't say we're entitled to the goods of the American rich, he just thinks the income gap is too high when so many can't afford basic to pay bills
>It's about the allocation of wealth and velocity of money within the national system

Straw man argument af

>>739377186
Goddamn straw man man.

You pop up in a lot of threads.

>>739372055
Cunt

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>>739372055
negro

>>739372055
FUCK

>>739372055
Rused

>>739372055
Fug

This is exactly what happens when a womyn tries to be aggressive and shit. Where the fuck did you get this ape reactions? Slamming the door so hard until it's broken? If you're so little and weak why the fuck did that happen in the first place? "Need my fucking sleep cunt", man, oh man, so edgy. Art student frustrations? you deserve this.

>>739374486
PAKIS are great pedos, she will get Abdul to break in with promise of loli on other side of door.

now post pic of tits before abdul sucks the life outta them