Secret Agent Tarzan to Big Brother. The bait has been planted.

I really want to see Shinobu creampied by an anon. Please don't bully, govt!

/r/ing a loli for my 5 inch penis!

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oh ok

>>739366027
assuming you are somehow serious, you overestimate the competence of the federal government

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so, how's your tracking?

>>739366272
he also forgot that not everyone is in the US

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>>739366272
but honestly, he was just requesting lolis
like, you know, "reverse psychology" thing

>>739366375
i know, that's why i threw in "assuming you are somehow serious"

>>739366375

ELF LOLI CUNNY

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>>739366477

>>739366686
They would make great pets

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>>739366272
also since im in japan now, i wanna see them report me to the police kek

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>>739366703
i dunno, im more into "love her tenderly and make her happy" thing.

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>>739366770

>>739366770
I treat my pets nicely, so both is possible.

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moar donut eater.

>>739366807
a picture for ants

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i need a good shoulder bag, where do i get one in tokyo?

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>>739366887

>>739366960
Damn that looks tight

>>739366997
Don Quijote

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>>739367045
>Don Quijote
Jonathan?
Becuase I have a housemate who said the same, lol

>>739367124
Nah, I just know they sell all kinds of stuff.

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>>739367158
mhm. thanks. I guess I'll look for one.

would be funny if that was you, though.

>>739366703
What would you do with an elf loli pet?

>>739367184
thx for the cunny

>>739367211
D-Don't lewd my waifu!

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>>739367195
take pics of her butt

>>739367195
Fellatio in the morning, fucking at night.
Throughout the day I would have her follow me around and help me with various tasks.
She's there to look cute and do what I want.

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>>739367238
waifus work differently anyway. since they're ideas, the moment someone waifus them, he gets his own instance.
simply because even if many people waifu one delicious 2d, they all see her differently anyway.

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sharo best girl (in that show) btw.

>>739367195
Headpats, lots of headpats. Also teasing the ears. In the evenings you can watch a movie together while she sits in your lap. As she begins to nod off you gently carry her to bed, tuck her in, and kiss her goodnight on the forehead.

>>739367290
S-So if you did lewd stuff with my waifu it wouldn't be cheating?

>>739367271
Sounds lewd as fuck. Would you give her a collar? Would she wake you up by giving your balls a tongue bath?

>>739367505
A little red collar, yep!
I'd have her wake me up in the morning by licking my balls and my neck.

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NANI??

>>739367560
That sounds delightful. You should have her tiny tongue explore of alll your body in the morning, nothing like getting bathed in a loli's warm mouth to start your day.

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>>739367721
problem?

>>739367777
I'd have her focus on my dick and below my balls, but no parts are off limits for her tongue.

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>>739367800
you fucks are going to jail

>>739366027
Um...well...we did get cyberattacked, hacked, hundreds of millions of user data and credit cards have been stolen and so much more that the gov cant stop or track. If you think they care about anons looking at cartoons you, are an idiot.

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>>739367884
I've done nothing

>>739367854
>below my balls
Are you going to have your pet massage your butthole too?

>>739367993
It's the quickest and most enjoyable way to get me up in the morning.
Maybe not every day but I would have her do it sometimes.

>>739368100
Imagine looking down and seeing your little pet tucked into your butthole, prodding her tongue eagerly all inside your asshole her child-like curiousity. Too lewd!

>>739368222
I'd be sure to stroke her ears and pet her head.
Good service deserves a reward.

>>739367464
it's my instance, i'm only lewding the one i have.
your is untouched.

it makes sense for 2d to be honest.

>>739368264
Anon heaping praise on your pet in such a situation is how you get your butthole sucked and nibbled on!

>>739368367
If she could make me cum from her tongue alone she'd get head pets all day.
Well, whatever she does is okay as long as I feel good.

>>739368430
I hope you'd let her lick your milk up from the orgasm you'd have on yourself.

>>739368766
Of course!
She's there to help me out, lapping it up is expected.

>>739368074
Don't you fucking dare lewd Koma-chan

>>739368803
Cute! Her adorable face slurping up your seed, showing you her clean mouth to prove she's drink you all up.

>>739369011
Komari is for adult dicks

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>>739369011
I'm sorry?

>>739369040
I'd probably fuck her in the ass right after that too, if I was still horny.

>>739369170
Her tightest hole, you'd have to hold onto her collar and train her tiny ass real good beforehand anon.

>>739369250
I love tight butts so I'd be sure to give it attention daily.

>>739369433
tfw no loli imouto

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>>739369494
I know...

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>>739369535
Oh the things I can only imagine.