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why don't you have a gf,

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why don't you have a gf,
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>>739346028
I'm a closet homo and I'm too socially autistic to ever find a bf
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weed and alcohol killed my libido
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>>739346028
bc girls like those never made any other face at me but that very one they're making there.

that mild scowl of irritation and annoyance, that's all I've ever gotten from them. even when I dated them. so, you can keep em.
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because the one girl that let's me dick her is black and bipolar
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>>739346028
Because it's easier to do one time things or fuck a whore.
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Because I from Russia and my English == smart dog lvl.
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>>739346209
it only ever made me hornier, id look forward to loading up a full movie right after a good couple bong rips .maybe if you quit your life will be so shit it will motivate you to get out and meet one
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>>739346294
Sounds like my sister
Are you fucking my sister?
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I'm fat.
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mine broke up with me a few months ago.

now im in a mental space where if im not going to be with her i dont want to put the effort into another girl at all. still fuck girls when i want but i honestly think theyre all dumb and annoying.
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>>739346028
Cos too many Chads and not enough sweet pusssai
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>>739346471
I like thicc boiis
Also I'm >>739346176
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>>739346028
When I was 13, girls like that dated 17 year old guys.
When I was 16, girls like that dated 19 year old guys in college.
When I was 19 and in college, they dated the 30 year old professors.
When I was out of college at 27, girls like that were all married already.
When I was 32, they were divorced, bankrupting their first husbands and looking for the next sucker to mooch off to pay their many, many expenses.

When I was 34, I finally realized how lucky I was to not have a serious GF.
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>>739346389
I think that's probably true. I'm v pro weed but I really am starting to think using it like I do is bad. medicine/ poison being the dose and all
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Because I prepare to OCA exam.
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the squeeze aint worth the juice.
american bitches are too demanding and too high maintenance, and if you are dumb enough to put a ring on it, then you are just asking to have her pop out a few kids, divorce you, and then you gotta shell out for child support indefinitely.

Why even start down that road?
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>>739346028
>lets go walk around outside in a city
>wearing only underwear
>and then cry rape when people look at us

cunts
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>>739346456
Post pics
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Because I have u gais!
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Fucking idiot checking in, I drank too much.
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>>739346823
Can't
Don't have any current ones
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because i have trust issues i basically refuse to get over


and after learning that "learned-helplessness" is a thing i realized that described me to the letter and just got me more upset with the situation ive put myself into.


sooo, id rather not bother anyone with my bullshit (and i dont have to deal with theirs)
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Because im a pussy. I'm not a total fucking potato but i dont look very good. im 6 foot and skinny so i look weird as fuck. I dont want to ask anybody out because id be nervous as fuck. even though nothing matters at all. I fucking hate my personality
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>>739346373
how do people respond when you bark at them?
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>>739346028
Because I have nothing to offer
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I do but Highkey she a fucking hoe, wouldn't be surprised if she was fucking around, trips and I'll post a couple pics
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>>739347482
Roll
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>>739347482
Gimme pics
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>>739347415
I'm sure there's something nice about you. Want do you do in your spare time?
>>739347482
Roll
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>>739347186
Girls love tall guys anon and lots of girls like skinny guys as well so you should be good even if your face is rekt. Be confident you're probably a cool guy
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>>739347626
1 nice thing doesnt outshine the 99 petty things
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>>739346652
Wise anon. I'm 29 and at the same point
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>>739346028
They are a waste of money.
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>>739346456
uh.....

does your name start with an H?

and yeah post pics, I love em choco
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>>739347482
trips for the pics
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because I'm a fat worthless piece of shit
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>>739346028
because I don't find this kind of normie bullshit attractive
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Because I've promised that I will love myself,
I don't need anyone to make me happy
I want to be an independent type of guy

Also I don't wake to make holes for my wallet
having a gf is too costly and fucking miserable

sex and plus quick love moments is nice tho
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>>739346652
>>739347924
>dying childless
>lucky
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I have no "charm" or "appeal". I'm not "smart" or even "the average". I don't "pee in the potty". I'm not "clean". I don't "smell good". I'm not "polished" or "prepared". I have nothing "interesting to say". I guess I don't "play the game". When I eat, I don't "use silverware" or "wipe my face". I don't "wash afterwards" or even the "next day". So I guess I just don't "fit the mold"
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>>739347841
I doubt you are that bad anon. Don't be so down on yourself there's a lonely girl somewhere who'd love to be with you
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>>739346028
>I think my adhd meds killed my libido
>I'm a super social guy to people I know, but comfortable with my friend group so I'm lazy about meeting new folks
>bullied a lot about body so low confidence. Been running a fuckload and lifting so at least I'm correcting that one (down 50lbs, currently 165 and 6' tall)
>I'm infinite busy during school what with post secondary so I don't really have time to make dates with tinder or classmates
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>>739348251
>don't smell good

damn NiggeR that's one of the few things in life you can control
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>>739348054
No my sister then
My sister lives in Poland last I heard
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Because I made her my wife.
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>>739346028

LMAO...

Buzzfeed portrayed every beta male ITT so accurately in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc

LULZLULZLULZLULZLULZLULZLULZ
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>>739348132
How fat we talkin?
There aren't any thicc bitches that want you D?
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Names of those girls?
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>>739348540
THIS. And when this thread is over, they'll start a MGTOW thread later. kek
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>>739346028
I do but shes long distance. Don't do long distance bros. i love her so much but no intimacy and not having her here is making me lose my mind. And I feel my sanity is disentegrating
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>>739346028
Because i'm fat and don't have a lot of money.
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>>739346028
Idk how to flirt and im too socially awkward to keep a conversation with one at all
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>>739348696
WTF?!?!? Those feet are backwards???
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>>739348568
6'4" by 320 lbs.
women just don't like me. Had 2 girlfriends in my life. loved them very much. but left me for being a loser. But yea, women are just not attracted to me
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>>739346652
When I was 13 I fucked an 8 year old.

And that my friend is the magic number and I have never looked back since. Thank God!
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>>739346028
Girl I loved cheated so I cleaned up and am starting to fuck around. Don't ever into a borderline girl, it's no fun in the long run and wastes a lot of time.
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Because i get BTFO
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>>739348241
Dying with brat children that sucked the life and finances out of you with no appreciation or respect then put you in a nursing home to die alone. Anyone can have a kid, don't mean shit mother fucker.
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>>739348867
>. Don't ever into a borderline girl,
Worst fucking year of my life. Fuck that noise
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>>739348540
>gives half a shit about buzzfeed
>tries to belittle other men
hyup found the true numale
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>>739348831
it must not be the fat, I'm assuming Jesus beat your mother's womb with His ugly stick and your Quasimodo looking ass popped out

lower your standards and find a fat ugly girl to play with your dick, they are out there, everywhere....there SHE BLOWS!!!!
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>Be me 210 pounds 6'1
>Have paranoid schizophrenia, and psychosis.
>Don't find myself attractive
>Work at McDonalds.
>Fucking loser 7.50 an hour
>Live with grandparents
>No car
Not sure how many girls actually find this description attractive, and don't understand why they would. I'm a disgrace.
>Tip fedora, walk away.
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>>739346028
>why do you have a gf

Because I am 22 year old attractive male getting a STEM degree and alpha enough to ask a girl out to her face.
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>>739348999
Trips just reked that Boi Pucci.
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>>739346765
>the squeeze aint worth the juice.
you mean the juice isn't worth the squeeze?
cmon, man
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>>739348928
>no appreciation or respect then put you in a nursing home to die alone

just because that's how you treat your parents doesn't mean you have to raise your own to do the same

my advice, bang a ghetto nigger until she's pregnant, then dump that bitch, disappear, and buy your own god damn father's day cards!!!
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>>739346028
among several reasons i guess it would be that if i had a girlfriend....my wife would leave me and take my son...and then sue for child support and make my life hell
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>>739349093
seek counselling
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>>739349135
What is the meaning of your height and weight? I'm confused if you meant it as food or bad.
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>>739349320
fat ugly people need to fuck too
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I have no social life and all of my co-workers are decades oldet than me.

Truth be told, now that Im out of highschool and my best friend died from cancer, I really don't have any friends let alone a relationship and Im not really sure how to change that
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>>739346028
Found out that girls poop
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>>739348983
It feels like I took a master's class in being manipulative. She would piss me off purposely to prove I cared. I'm way better off without her.
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>>739349135
this is more dependent on age

the older you are, the more you should just learn to love your hand
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>>739349357
Height is ok I suppose, but I'm most definitely overweight. Was just trying to give an accurate description of myself.
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>>739348999
>>739349231
>samefag

Make beta male can't get a gf. Lol. Good cuck. Good goyim. Tyrone, Muhammad, and Gonzales will be taking your women. Move over white cuck.
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>>739349586
Mine would just resort to self harm if I seemed uncaring
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women are annoying and talk too much.
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>>739346028
I have a wife. One woman is more then I can handle.
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They all sellin themselves.
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5'11"
230 pounds
Not good at talking
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>>739349093
.*Tharrrrr, SHE BLOWS!!!!

fixed
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>>739346028
I prefer prostitutes. More sex and less talking.
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>>739346028
I'm out of chloroform
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>>739349823
The last thing she said to me was that she attempted suicide after I left. For the third time, and after I'd heard her say she would hundreds of times over the years. I ignored it and fucked someone else. I still hope she's in the ward for a long stay, but there's no way I'll try to find out. She knew my boundaries and ignored them.
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>>739346028

I hate girls they are gross.
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>>739346028
Because too much effort, expenses and time consuming shit for little to no benefit
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>>739346028

It would make my wife upset.
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>>739346028
- i don't talk to people
- i try to avoid going outside as much as possible
- apparently i don't have manly characteristics that women like
- ugly
- fat
- old
- stupid
- very little money
- i don't even have a car
- most unsuccessful person of all my peers
- no friends (don't want any)
- my apartment is about 500 sq. ft.
- my apartment smells
i haven't touched a girl in 15 years now. i want to die but i am too scared to do it for fear of pain
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>>739346028
Post MOAR of that girl on the left
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>>739346028
Minor acne scars that will be gone sometime in winter. Also, extreme anti social tendencies.

Let me just give you a taste of how edgy I am.
>Be me
>4 years ago
>16
>Be violently depressed street urchin and alcoholic
>Get really fucked up all alone, walk out to a bridge to kill myself
>Decide that killing yourself is for faggots
>Still insanely pissed off
>So I take the upper side of my wrists and dig my knife into it
>Really into black metal, so I dedicated it to the gods in a sort of blood rite to get myself together
NO ONE can take my wizardry from me. I mean I get some minor flirting but like an actual relationship lol that's not happening.
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Fuck everybody
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>>739350608
>It was just one knife wound
It wasn't , I forgot to say I basically had a minor rage fit and slashed away at my wrists 10ish times.

That was only one night. You want to know the real reason u don't have a gf? Because /b/ fueled this behavior and dared me to do it. Thanks /b/ros
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>>739346028
why should I? the only good thing from a gf is sex, but I can live without it
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Because I can't drive and don't have a job
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>>739347482

Post'em anyways.
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>>739346028
I don't know. Guess nobody likes me lol.
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>>739346028
I have 2. Looking for a 3rd to make the perfect situation
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>>739351264
Degenerate.
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Because I broke up a week ago.
Still friends though.. With benefits.
And a kinky side, she decides when I fap and only allowed to cum inside her pussy
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>>739349278
I think what he wrote makes more sense. The striving for isn't worth it for him

>>739349278
I'm the type of person that although I know it shouldn't bother me, it pisses me off that she aligned those minerals in the wrong way in the wrong spots doing shit to appear cutesy peeves me and I do my best to just let it pass over me

>>739348344
Maybe. But that's where the trust issues kick in. I tend to be hella reserved anyways and the idea of forgive and forget is only half utilized. Forgive, if forgivable. Forget never.

I have literally abandoned any contact I have socially and withdrew myself into this state of loathing.. And no matter how much I want to get over it I can't let go of the thought that I don't deserve it.


No matter what lies I may be telling myself, there is one absolute fact. I'm alive but I'm not living.
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>>739351659
bro that ain't healthy. If one of y'all has fee fees you're going to be hurt. End it or keep it. It's very hard to keep the sex and not the love. Just my 2 cents.
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Because I was in a relationship for a year and got really dependent on her for happiness. Then when she dumped my ass it took a few months but i then realized that I didn't need anyone else in my life to make me happy but myself. After that I have focused on loving myself and it's great. I fuck girls every now and then but after the sex I just have no desire to be in a relationship with them. At this point, unless some amazing girl comes along I doubt I'll be in another relationship for a good while. Girls sap your emotions and energy. They take a ton of emotional investment to keep happy and satisfied. Putting those same emotions into yourself is nothing but profit as you'll find yourself happy everyday.

Girls are fun to fuck, but unless she's a real keeper, don't bother wasting your energy on her.
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Well I work and go to college, I have no social life.

And to be honest, I want "the real thing", which it seems isn't a popular idea for a 22 year old.
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>>739346028
Because I'm not an asshole.
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>>739346028
My dick probably isn't big enough to satisfy them sexually.
I probably don't make enough money to satisfy them financially.
I'm probably not empathetic enough to satisfy them emotionally.

I'm close enough to zero on the skill radar that I may as well be zero.
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Because i would prefer to earn my b.c degree first, but wouldnt mind a gf, just unwilling to risk my b.c degree. Kinda insecure about facial appearance, but on my way to be in dgaf mode. Kinda forgot about how to flirt. Any advice?
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Waste of time, money, and sanity.
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I do have a girlfriend it's pretty good.
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Because I'm a needy bitch
>>739346389
Didn't do anything with me, sex feels nicer, more passionate and tantric.
>>739346652
Those dude's were just cucks who let their women run wild.
>>739347186
You can fix your personality and chicks like tall guys, just learn 2 b comfortable.
>>739347983
happy for them, probably more secure and normal then I am.
>>739348694
go spend time with her you fuck, vacation time.
>>739348696
<3
>>739350542
Bahaha I shouldn't laugh but dude thats all fixable.
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>>739352861
Make them laugh, be as confident as you can possibly be, make sure they know you know how to handle a social situation, ask them out quickly before any hint at being friends can come to their mind.
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>>739346028
>live in niggerville
>only puertorican girls and old jamacian women like me
>only like white girls
>gonna killmyself after my dog dies
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>>739346028
because we were on a brake, and when we came back, i was on the defensive, she said are we calling it, i figured she had already made up her mind, i took her stuff back and drove away, turns out if i stayed we could have worked it out. oh well that bitch used and practically cheated on me any way...
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>>739353669
Post when you kill yourself fag
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>>739346028
Because my wife wouldn't appreciate it.
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>>739346028

I've never really met a girl I've clicked with enough to care. There've been plenty I was physically attracted to, but not once have I talked to someone, left, and then wanted to talk with them more instead of doing something else.

Went on a date this last weekend. Went Kayaking. The kayaking was fun. The girl was boring af.

Heck, maybe I'm the boring one, but either way I've yet to find someone I could even imagine caring enough about to date. The only ones that I actually enjoy talking to are like 13 years old, and as we all know, that's not an option.
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>>739346028
Because I work minimum wage, don't have a license or a car, still live with my parents, and can't understand social cues, that's why. I'm also a narcissistic piece of shit who won't lower his standards despite being rather ugly.
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Too much of a pussy to talk to girls because I've never been rejected so I fear getting rejected. Plus my self-esteem is next to non-existant so there's that too.
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I do and I want to cheat.
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>>739346028
because im fat and have a small dick
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>>739346028
I'm gay
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>>739356363
this goes for me as well - 1:1
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fat.
work to cover my sadness.
also i like lol
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>>739346028
Because I can't keep a conversation going.
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>>739346652
Dude, completely agree, but the trouble is that even girls who are way lower on the totem poll (I'm talking POF grade) are still just as picky.

What really grinds my gears is that I admit I'm average and will settle for an average girl, meanwhile the most average girl still demands a 10/10 guy and gets flabbergasted that i dared to approach her.
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I don't want one. I simply don't want to spend time finding one and the commitment to make him/her stay. I guess when I care enough on losing my virginity, I'll go for hookers. Straight to business.
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>>739346028
> Because I'll kill myself in two years. Why bother having one ?
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>>739348241
That is lucky.
Way too easy to knock a bitch up and ruin your life. Most adults recognize this. Only girls who were raised playing with dollies and boys who have nothing else to live for don't understand this.
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>>739349135
if your face looks good, 210 6'1 is average, unless you're mostly fat, then you should just kys because you're still getting 7.50 in 2017 LMFAO fucking loser, ssi pays me more than that haha, your taxes go to me you dumb fucking cunt
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>>739357592
How tall are you?
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>>739355098
Thats because of the seduction game. Most of the time, its boring. 13 yo are smarter that kids but arent full in game yet. So it is nice to talk to them.
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>>739346028
Surfers paradise
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>>739357592
btw im 325 6'2, a bit overweight but i been working on that, and since i started working out more, girls started taking notice in me, i am a caregiver and in the union, i make 12/h but that's about to go up soon
i live with 1 roommate, and my only bills i have to pay come up to 397$, i live in the middle of a nice town full of white folks and white picket fences
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>>739346028
Because I like cocks.
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Because she left me for being an asshole loser
I was always angry for dumb reasons, I wasn't responsible in the slightest, I was always trying to pressure her into having sex with me, I was an emotional mess, I needed to fundamentally change, and once I did sort myself out(started eating healthy, working out, being more social, being nicer, giving my life meaning) she found someone else, taller, better looking, nicer than I ever was, and she's happy and I'm not
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>>739352636
Same situation here. Tho Ive got some older women that I can hang. Gotta make some moves
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>all these fatties
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>>739346028
Because I don't go out and talk to people.
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>>739357861
Are you not white?
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Bc i'm waiting a few months til she turns 18 so I don't go to jail
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Because i'm 300 lbs, 5'11, got man boobs and don't have much money.
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>>739346028
I hate women.
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>6'5"
>300lbs
>built like a brick shithouse
>go to gym at least 4 times per week
>blonde hair
>green eyes
>mfw I really don't know
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because I have a bf
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>>739358452
I'm not gay, but me too bro. Me too...
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>>739358535
Faggot.
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>>739358516
ur a faget harry
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>>739358581
Yeah, not gay either.

I hate fags more.
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>>739346028
Don't feel personally secure financially so I don't feel it would be appropriate to court a lady in the event she wishes to move in/get married/start a family if I am not prepared.
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I'm the founder of a political party and right now I don't have the spare time to dedicate to a woman.
It wouldn't be fair to neglect a person just because I'm a little bit lonely. I work 8-10 hours a day in my own family business and when I'm done with that I spend the rest of my time writing and growing and refining the politics I hope to one day represent.
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>>739346028
I tired of trying to love people i want someone to love me
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>>739358642
What gave you that impression?
I'm genuinely curious now...
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Please help me /b/
I'm white attractive, smart, have money, athletic body, nice personality, my own car etc. But I just can't get lucky with any girl on the planet, even on fucking tinder I literally spam the like button and every girl I talk to just stops messaging me after only a few messages and I've tried literally every approach and my pictures look good and my profile description isn't weird or off, all of the chicks at school whenever I try to flirt or ask for there number they just aren't interested in a relationship of any sorts.
IVE BEEN TRYING FOR 4 FUCKING MONTHS NOW AND I STILL HAVENT EVEN BEEN ON A FUCKING DATE I HATE WOMEN
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>>739346028
Idk where to go to meet girls
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>>739358875
What if, you might look like a fuck boy, idk.
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>>739358875
Cuck people. You get the lewd parts without the boring stuff.
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>>739358847
I thought everybody fucked the brain out of everybody on Tinder anyway ?
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>>739358875

You sound desperate, and women can smell that shit a mile away. Youve gotta back up, just act like youre fucking a new girl everyday, without acting cocky, and theyll come. Talk to all the girls you can, and dont be afraid to hear them say no.
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>>739346028

Because I have a wife.
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because to get a girl Id have to drop my obsessions and friends and guy humor and become a soft fuck.
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>>739359058
>Using Tinder with super clap going around
Hell no, man. I wouldn't even fuck a girl from Tinder with your dick.
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Not attractive enough for girls to approach me.
Not confident enough to approach girls.
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I dont want a relationship. I dont trust people, let alone women. I think because im a degenerate, i only attract degenerate women, and as soon as i find one who i think is a suitable companion, ill fuck it up by acting like i give a fuck, prolly come off overbearing with jealous tendencies.
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>>739359295
>I wouldn't even fuck a girl from Tinder with your dick.

Not everyday that somebody makes me laugh.
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I have had sex with a lot of girls who have boy friends or are married to ever trust a girl to be in one with me
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>>739359467
Can you share a story? Cucking people is pretty hot.
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>>739358875
Just from that post you've made yourself sound too full on. Sounds like you need to chill dude. Girls love confidence but being calm helps. Ask a female friend to review your photos on tinder as well. Angles are everything. Also, try girls other than School Girls. Teens don't know shit. Go for between 25 and 40.
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>>739346028
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https://youtu.be/MkKvJtMKAtY
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>>739346028
I do have a girlfriend, but she goes to a different image board.
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>>739348928
>>739357166
You poor, degenerated fools.
I have two kids and I'm happy. Grow up, and stop listening to Jew-Media.
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>>739347482
Rolling, I demand them!
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Had one long relationship that ended in flames. Sometimes I get nostalgic and think about the good times, but anytime I think I want to try again I just force myself to feel the burn. It's better this way. Besides, there's porn, waifus (2D/3D), and future sexbots. Freedom from suffering at the cost of earthly pleasures, I'm workin' on it.
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>>739346028
because I don't want a girl who has already tasted some dick
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>>739346028
i do, sir, i do. going to marry her in less than 2 weeks. cannot believe it myself, still.
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>>739352308
This is where I am at too, 27.
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>>739360691
You're an idiot.
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>>739360693
Congrats anon.
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>>739346028
I had one but she was one year older than me.
This January she was about to be 30 yo, and she started discussing how we should make more money so we can get married and have children, and how I should find a second job.
We had a fight and that was that
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Because it's fucking impossible I'm ugly as fuck and I never know what to say because I'm a dead ass
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>>739360780
thanks a lot sir.
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>>739352308
Glad someone bumped this one, 6 years, 25 now and looking for peace.
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>>739360398
Kek
>>
1) I have social anxiety with anyone I don't know, females more so, and I end up sitting there like a fuck wad and not knowing what to say. My interests are limited, and my knowledge is limited.

2) I don't know any females that are available. And with my social anxiety aforementioned, I have trouble going out to places where I could meet females. I also don't have any friends who are interested in that sort of thing, or if they are, have major issues in of themselves that would only hinder me in public.

I just want a qt3.14 gf who likes games and anime.
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>>739360899
That bomb of parenthood, her clock ticking away... man, I think you dodged a bullet there. Would've led to ultimatums and so much suffering. 2nd job yeesh.
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>>739346028
because it's illegal
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>>739352308
i didnt come here for feels
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>>739361131
1, congrats on self-awareness
2, online dating?

I think there are a lot of girls that are into vidya and animu but the qt3.14 part is the trick.

But trying to talk about that IRL is/was social suicide in my hometown
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>>739346028
introvert who thinks he is in love with a girl who doesnt give a fuck about him
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>>739346028
I do
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>>739361383
every breath you takee... every move you makee
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>>739361329
The worst part about self-awareness though is that I can't seem to do anything about it at all. I consciously say to myself, I need to talk about something, and for the life of my fail to produce a topic. I feel like practice would help, but I can't get any practice.

Also yeah, I am just starting to get into the online dating, so hopefully something will come of that.
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>>739351777
checked
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>>739361591
Hehe.. I think you're thinking about being self-conscious, which I'm right there with you.

Just liked that you voiced your limitations, which takes self-awareness.
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>because This isn't real.
And real females are pure fucking garbage.
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>>739349202
Have fun with that child support.
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>>739346028
I'm young, not in college, trying to find a job, and I don't want to have to deal with working up my social skills to the point where I can actually make someone love me. I'm a piece of shit anyways, and most likely insane. I have a baby face and I'm almost 19. I workout at least 3 times a week, and make sure I don't gain any weight, and I would legit starve myself if I was deemed overweight. I'd probably just kill myself if I was paralyzed for any reason. I'm just waiting until women can't keep their pants on anymore and I'm more settled. I always preferred spending time by myself anyways, I get someone clinging onto me and I just can't take it anymore. "Friends with benefits" would fit me best, anything else and I'd probably find a way to ruin it with how autistic I am and my mood swings. I don't like spending time with people anyways. It'd probably be a distanced relationship. I probably wouldn't text my gf at all, only to respond to anything she asks me. She'd just get in the way. If the sex ever died down to less than once a day, I'd just leave her, no point in staying with someone who's libido can't match mine.
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Because I'm a trump supporter. Been told this 4 times in like last year. Lol
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>>739346028
Because tag and release fills my needs, and I therefore don't need to deal with the head noise that comes with a GF. I spend my time and money racing cars and having a generally good time. No one here to tell me I can't do something, which they make me comply with just because I need to maintain access to its cunt. Win.
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>>739346373
How are Russian women?
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>>739346028
>posts two half naked blondes that have a face like their ass is being bitten by a midget.
> drinking a sugary drink and walking like that's supposed to be fit life?

These girls are white trash. But that's besides the point.
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>>739352774
Dick size is a fucking myth unless meet a size queen (which are rare), or you're less than 3 inches long when erect.
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>>739346471
I weigh 20Stone and have a thin gf.
Confidence and charm, take the fedora off and stop friend zoning.
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>>739346028
more of these goddesses?
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>>739346028
Because a revolving door of of tinder sluts and fuck buddies and like pic related keep me happy and costs less.
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>>739359392
what do I do if I have no rug to vacuum? do I just let the existential dread consume me?
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Cause my wife wont let me
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>>739363384
>2017
>Not having a trap fuck-buddy too.
>Ishygddt.
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>>739363872
this..
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i do shes amazing. i love her alot. more then ever like another girl.
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>>739346028
In all honesty? I don't want one. I got out of a shitty 5 year relationship with the mother of my child after she decided seeing other men were a bigger priority for her than maintaining what we had. Women are way too high maintanence, and the thought of getting in to another relationship honestly makes me more angry than anything at this point. Right now, I'm pretty jaded towards women as a whole. They're fun to talk with and hang out with and mess around with, but a legitimate relationship? That would take a really special person at this point, and so far, it isn't going to happen. Being alone is a lot better than being in another horrible relationship.
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>>739346028
cause im an idiot
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27 and all relationships failed miserably in the past couple of years. I'm at point where I don't know whether I should even bother in engaging with another girl and start that shit all over again. I do have many friends but most of them are already married, or in long relationships. Either way, I'll probably end up alone and won't give a fuck as I came to realization that everything is just pointless, we all die alone in the end so yeah.
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>>739363872
Nah, not a faggot.
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>>739364964
>Reddit-tier faggot whining.
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