Craigslist thread: Post stories, nudes, ads, etc.

>>739343407
inb4 guys doing gay shit and other guys fucking nasty, fat sluts

>>739343513
>inb4 guys fucking other guys' women
>inb4 guys getting their wives/girlfriends fucked by other guys

Any car stories?

>>739343736
But this is why I use cl

Bought a TV once.

>horny, bicurious
>meet up with a guy
>fuck
>instant regret
>do it two more times
>regret fades every time
>keep looking for more, been very unlucky.

Bumping for stories

I made some fake post on casual encounters saying I was at the bathroom of a local park and that I wanted to get fucked. This was made on a bet about whether or not people would show up for this. Like 30 guys within in hour descended on this park. Enough that all the mom's with kids left and the cops showed up. I won the bet and me and my friend got plenty of lols

>browse one day w4m
>actual ad that could maybe be legit
>respond, knowing full well is a bot
>nope actual grill
>and she's kinky as fuck
>chubby too but nice tits and cutie
>email for a while
>text for a while
>mental illness though
>spoilers me too fuck it
>meet up do the fuckin and 10/10 pretty gud time
>this continues for a while
>accidentally fuck up and become attached to her
>she accidentally fucks up and becomes attached to me too

so we've been married like 2 years now and she still lets me cum on her face whenever I feel like it

>>739343407
Not much of a story, but I've been snapchatting a sub I met on CL casual encounters for a couple weeks. We usually just shoot the shit, but now and then she'll use some of her toys and send me snaps. My favourite is when she puts in a mouth spreader and starts drooling on her tits.

>>739347410
That sounds like the life, i just hope she doesn't go feminist on you and divorce you...

>>739347534
Pics?

>>739343407
https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cas/6224532534.html
https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cas/6224530393.html
https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cas/6213675370.html
https://sandiego.craigslist.org/esd/cas/6224532249.html

KC Rants And Raves has a flagfag thats keeps it shut down they call him t4P3wErm

>>739348932
>a flagfag
>keeps it shut down

>Be 22
>4 year realtionship with HS sweetheart
>Tired of same pussy, wanting to mix it up, not entirely sure how she feels about it
>Say fuck it and browse Casual Encounters on local CL
>Guy seekin MMW threesome
>Says he has a slut on speeddile who wants to fuck him again but with another guy to shake things up
>bingo.jpg
>After some talking and planning, he talks with her and organizes the threesome at his joint on the weekend
>didn't bother getting pics of her because i trusted his word when he said she was hot, i really didn't care
>Weekend comes, get the go ahead to head to his place, girl said she was out with friends so i called and said the same thing
>Feeling iffy about the whole ordeal but whatever
>Arrive, meet the guy, girl isn't there yet but he says she is on the way
>He's a pretty chill bro, i go use his bathroom to get ready
>While in the bathroom I hear the door open to a familiar voice
>I come out of the bathroom
>It's my fucking GF
>I laugh, she's in shock, her jaw hits the floor
>Guy picks up on the fact that we know eachother and there was no hiding it
>After some talking, we agree to all fuck anyway
>Be 28 now
>Still together
>Be a swinging married couple
>Shit is cash
>Couldn't be happier

>>739349516
>If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
>You´re the love that I´ve looked for, come with me, and escape

>>739351410
lol

>>739348793
>So it says I am a someone. Which I am.

What does that even mean?

>>739344265
fucking cuck

>>739343407
I used to advertise on craigslist a while ago for casual gay hookups when I used to crossdress and one guy requested me to come to his place, wear full maid gear and clean his house a bit. He also noted that he has a very horny dog and he would pay extra if I let the dog fuck me while he watches
I made $200 that day

>>739355230
>He also noted that he has a very horny dog and he would pay extra if I let the dog fuck me while he watches

Did you do it?

>>739355408
>I made $200 that day

>>739355408
Well yeah

>>739355967
>he would pay extra

>>739356128
What breed was he?

>>739356196
Was a black lab
Med size, still young but like he said, very horny

>>739356196
also you're still a fucking idiot kek

>>739356564
Making $200 doesn't say whether he made extra.

>>739343407
>CL 8/10 for FFM to join me and ex
>CL has a great bod but annoying as hell personality, acts like shes 11/10
> I leave to swing pick up pizza
>come back and ex cracked open $75 bottle of Madeira wine I was holding onto for the past 3 years I sure as shit wasnt going to open for a CL pickup
>they pound it and start going for more top shelf liquor from my cabinet, I REEEEEEE and give the dumb bitches old hard cider
>cant get over the fact those bitches touched my booze, too angry to fuck, too sober to give a shit
>drunk girl kisses ex like once, blueballing entire night
>ex wants to make it up to me next weekend, texts she found another cute girl while Im finishing up work on Friday
>already over, man your battlestations
>hear cute moaning, funky smell
>fuck its female lenny kravitz
>bed smells like cocoa butter
>ex smells like cocoa butter
>try to sleep after, my world is cocoa butter
>ex keeps bringing lenny over, sex gets worse and worse
>white privilege talk and modern art bullshit during orgies, shes bluepilling ex
>Mr Limpet's incredible shrinking dick
>friends are noticing I smell like the wishlist of Ebony magazine
>ex is bluepilled, wants us to adopt unemployed art major mrs lenny kravitz & give her mulatto babies
>Wheels fall off wagon, pull ripcord
>racist.jpg for not cucking ex
>ex still mentions to friends how incredibly selfish I was not to impregnate that black bitch so we could raise the baby
>still cucks her husband with pablo nigcasso, but doesnt involve husband because the night goblin went full lesbian

Craigslist is a carnival of fear.

>>739356837
It's 200 fucking dollars you retard
>implying a random stranger will clean your house for that much
>implying you would pay a stranger $100 basically an hour without having your dog fuck em

yep, you're still retarded

>>739356837
Im sure he got a deposit or two that day kek

>>739355230
Did you ever go back? How was it? Any more stories?

>>739356837
True
The cleaning and wearing of the outfit was 100 and the extra was another 100

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Alright nobody's posted images really, but I've got pictures and stories of my wins from CL. Starting with this bitch.

>Post in w4m, she contacts me. We exchange email
> Talk over two days, she wants my cock
>Decide to tineye her, make sure she's not really catfishing
>Backpage girl. Apparently a sex addict or something because the topic of money never came up

>>739356956
>>implying a random stranger will clean your house for that much
>>implying you would pay a stranger $100 basically an hour without having your dog fuck em
>in women's clothing
>implying a random stranger wouldn't

Stop being retarded. >>739357014

>>739357196
>has no sense of pricing
>calls other people retarded

ok buddy, I'd love to see you on "the price is right"

>>739356968
I was contacted by him once after that, solo toying at his house while he watched and I gave him a BJ.
He didnt have the dog anymore that time

>>739357311
>Has no idea how much money people are willing to waste on loosely-sexual things
>calling other people retarded

Just stop.

>>739357326
yeah, gonna need the story with the dog please. for science.

and jerkin it.

>>739356907
You're a beautiful writer. Lol' d hard

>>739354444
Nice get

>>739357486
>>739357486
>>Has no idea how much money people are willing to waste on loosely-sexual things
>describes own problem
A+

>>739357660
>Explaining why $200 doesn't say whether or not the dog fucked Anon

Nice going.

>>739357752
>said the faggot projecting his own problem

nice going

>>739356968
>How was it? Any more stories?
Seconding this

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same guy with the backpage post from earlier, another story. Sadly not a win.

>post in w4m, looking for kinky fwb.
>get reply "how kinky are you? in subject.
>bitch i'm kinky as fuck, try me - shit on my chest.
>mmf 3way... oh, but with two bi guys.
>i'm pretty indifferent to guys so whatever I'll avoid the dick.
>decide to ask for nudes, see how hot she is, she's fucking hot.
>message one of the over 9000 gay men who saw my cock and decided m4w was just a suggestion.
>got a guy willing to do the 3way

cont.

>>739357893
>projecting
>implying I'm wrong

You're not very good at this. >>739357014

>>739358024
but you are wrong anon

>you're not a clever man

>>739358024
>doesn't know how to reply

all my keks

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>>739358020

cont.

>message both of them back and forth, the 3way will go down at his place.
>she's got me on snapchat feeding me nudes so i'm texting my ass off setting this up
>she wants us both to be naked when she walks in
>ok whatever
>oh and let's all have a drink
>alright you can
>ok you head over there and i'll snap a few more nudes, take shots and head over.
>omw

cont

>>739358218
Anon cured a defect you deny exists. Not everyone is a poorfag like you, who doesn't get to decide how much a reasonable person would pay for a crossdresser to clean house.

>>739358259
>implying I wasn't simply referring to Anon's post

kek

>>739346879
thats amazing if thats true

>>739357552
Ok, for science...
Well Ill skip to when I got to his apartment...
>guy greets me outside his place, he was smoking outside when I got there
>still in my reg clothes start talking to guy outside, kinda nervous
>we go inside his place, a pretty decent looking modern apartment
>dog comes running onto kitchen, very happy energetic dog
>guy asks if I want anything to drink or whatever, gets me a glass of wine
>drank the wine and went to change in bathroom
>wearing low heels, black stockings, maid outfit (black and white frills and lace) while satin gloves and a lace tiara head thing on my long black wig
>get to kitchen and guy hands me bucket with cleaning gear
>start wiping down couters and shit
>guy playing with dog, getting him excited and shit
>5 or so mins past and Ive a few things, keep checking out the guy and dog, hes jerked the dog a few times and I could see he was getting a lil humpy
>"ok lets start" and he walks over with the dog on a leash
>hands me some libe and says "use alot"
>Lube up my hole and get down on all fours
>guy pulls dog closer and jerks him again and dog starts humping the air
>dog sniffs around my ass and tries to mount but falls off a few times
>we moved to the lounge and we tried again
>eventually with the guys help, he gets the dick in me
>the dog clamps his legs around my chest area and really pushes his dick in quite deep
>I took a short while to get used to him and he started humping my ass quite fast and hard, harder and deeper each time
>I could feel everything and my dick got so hard in my panties
>the guy was sitting on his chair and jerking off, I just kept looking at the floor and couldnt help but make some noise
>dog fucked me for like 10 mins, pulling out a few times and putting it back in
>I came after the third or so entrance into me and jizzed all over the floor.
>guy jizzes all over his lap
>dog pulls out and I vollapsed to the floor
>had some more wine after cooling off and a shower
Was so fucking hot

>>739358435
>Anon cured a defect you deny exists

you literally have no idea what you're arguing anymore do you

>top zoz

>>739358593
>you literally have no idea what you're arguing anymore do you
You're the only one who doesn't. Anyway, I'm not the one who accused someone of projecting as if that were somehow relevant.

>>739358593
Jesus everyone fighting over bullshit
I was orig offered 100 just to crossdress
Then he asked if I had a maid outfit
Then he asked if I would pretend to clean
Then after that the dog thing came up with a extra 100
And yes, I was a poorish fag

>>739358731
>tells someone they don't know how much people would pay for fetishes
>is actually the person who doesn't know how much people would pay for fetishes
>literally projecting

ok anon, tell me when you "cure" the autism that prevented you from learning english

>what is context

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>>739358288
cont.

>get to this guy's place, it's awkward as fuck even though he had initially contact me to suck my dick.
>I keep texting her, he sits there and does/says nothing.
>her texts become more infrequent. >He's now drinking heavily. So is she (at home) and i'm sober.
>she demands we be doing gay shit BEFORE she shows up. ididntaskforthis.jpg
>tell her we'll get naked as she comes in. She keeps demanding homosex.
>she's being bossy, obviously hammered
> i'm getting annoyed at my wasting time now.
>she says she's at his apartment complex, to get naked.
ok.jpg
>"wait didn't you say his apartment was 303?" FUCKING LIAR
>she gets mad, walks out of whatever building she got lost in.

>i'm sitting here with naked with homosex dude. he's obviously rock hard and staring.
>she professes I don't actually exist and was trolling, passes out drunkenly, presumably at home.

I got stood up. Nude at this guy's apartment. He REALLY wanted to fuck me. Pretty sure it was him? can't be sure. Anyways enjoy the nudes she sent me.

Found a tranny on cl and went and met up in a booth at an adult bookstore. She immediately started pulling my dick out and sucking it, after a minute or two I said i wanted to try and got down and started sucking. It was not quite as easy as I imagined but was able to get almost all of it down my throat and proceeded to keep sucking said I wanted to taste her cum so she started jerking and I kept sucking until she came in my mouth. It actually tasted better than I thought it would but I still spit it out. I then let her finish sucking me until I came in her mouth as well.

>>739358903
>tells someone they don't know how much people would pay for fetishes
The world is too big of a place to insist that "I made $200 that day" is, by itself, enough to suggest that Anon got fucked by the dog when there are people out there willing to pay more for even more trivial things. Stay poor, poorfag.

>>739358903
>ok anon, tell me when you "cure" the autism that prevented you from learning english
>has reading comprehension problems
Anon posted >>739357014 because it's "True" that "I made $200 that day" didn't establish whether or not he got fucked by the dog.

>>739359318
>still trying to project his own problems onto others
>is now trying to project both his financial, and literacy problems

had a nice kekkle at your expense, ty anon

>>739359318
lastly, you must actually have autism and severely crippled reading comprehension if you don't understand the context of "needless to say I made 200 bucks that day"

Whats the point of arguing pety stuff while people jack off arouns you? Post CL stories sheesh

>>739347410
Holy shit family, this exact same thing happened to me. Tying the knot in October with her. FeelsGoodMan

>>739359546
>projecting
>still being this serious

The facts stated >>739358853 are absent in >>739355230.

>>739359655
I'm not the one making irrelevant accusations of projecting when facts stated did not support your conclusion at the time.

>>739359892
I was right, he WAS implying he was fucked by the dog

he WAS in fact fucked by the dog

and you're still the retard that cant into textual cues

rip your credibility

>>739359892
>doesn't understand how to argue

the facts that weren't present were implied, something you clearly don't understand having lived your 15 years on this planet enduring autism of the highest degree

>Talk to women from CL
>Get her address and go over to her location (It's like a trailer park complex almost)
>Wait at the corner for her
>Guy in truck pulls up next to me
>WTF?
>Women comes out and supposedly that's her friend
>F-follow me
>I say ''Who is this?''
>''It's just my friend anon''
>I follow but keep a fairly good distance in case anything happens
>She goes in
>He follows but closes the door right after
>He opens the door a few seconds later and says ''Hey, it's cool man, come inside.''
>I thought it was a fucking setup so I nope out of there
>Go back to the street
>See him get in the truck and leave a couple of minutes later
>She sends me a couple of texts asking if I am high
>Call her and tell her about my concern and why I left
>She says her friend came out of nowhere to bring her some money
>I go back to her house
>Outside is fucking messy as fuck, lots of trash
>Inside is hot as fuck and somewhat dirty
>Takes her top off and puts some music
>Whips out a meth pipe and hits it
>She tells me that she also sells drugs
>End up fingering her for 2 hours on a dirty ass couch
>I get no BJ, or sex
>Not even a fucking handjob!
>Guy comes back to buy some meth
>He's actually pretty cool
>Leaves
>I talk to her for another half hour and eventually leave myself

This was my first experience with meeting someone off CL, and I have to admit it was quite sketchy. Definitely going to be more careful in the future, going to purchase some pepper spray whenever I can.

>>739360068
>>you're still the retard that cant into textual cues
>doesn't understand "he would pay extra"
>doesn't understand that "I made $200 that day" doesn't say how much was extra

>>739356837
>Making $200 doesn't say whether he made extra.
>>739357014
>True

>>739360189
>the facts that weren't present were implied
>being this serious

You still don't get to decide how much people who spend on a crossdresser to clean house. Have fun being a poorfag retard.

>>739360515
Did she get undressed? Why did you end up getting nothing, anon?

>>739361147
>Did she get undressed?
Fully.

>Why did you end up getting nothing, anon?
She said she wanted to get to know me better. I asked like 10x for sex or BJ but was denied. It was pretty fucking annoying.

>>739358585
Did he knot you?

>>739361346
So she wasn't worth enough for a comeback? Maybe second chance, you'll get sex.

>>739361988
Definitely going to see if I can go back for some more. But I am not even going to waste my time if there's not gonna be sex involved.

>>739351410
underrated

>>739361387
Yes for a bit but pulled out and it hurt like a bitch

>>739363448
Should've kept him in longer. Did you like it?

>>739359806
>Whats the point of arguing pety stuff while people jack off arouns you?

Keeps the thread alive.

>>739363541
Yes very much
I had to push soooo much dog cum out of my ass

Same anon as the maid dogsex thing here got another story...
>put up ad about me crossdressing and willing to gaysex
>get lots of replies and eventually pick one
>going to meet up with guy, a lil older but bigger than me
>get to hotel room and guy is there, dressed in all girl clothes, make up done and shit, looking kinda hot if it wasnt for him being a broad man
>he misunderstood the hookup and thought I was looking for another crossdresser to hookup with
>thats cool, whatevs
>go change and get all dressed up and shit
>come out into lounge and there were several bondage items set up, like a weird chair with straps and a big 'x' wooden thing with straps and shit
>guys says he wants to do some dondage and shit.
>fuck it Im down
>guy ties me into big X thing
>start touching me and shit, its getting pretty hot now and we both showing it
>got real intense, he had a nice collection of dildos, a bad dragon that I got to try for the first time and one of those fucking machines
>we both must have cum like 5 times that night
>we hookup every now and then still

>>739343407
Met my suck slave on there.
Been blowing loads in his face for 2 years now.
Piss my cum off of him.
Recently started pounding his asshole.
Feels good.

>>739364237
Nice. Was that your only time with a dog?

>>739364906
Holy shit, that sounds hot, did he top or was it just toys?

>browse casual encounters
>see rare legit female post
>reply
>she wants to smoke some weed
>she's down to give me head for it
>she also wants 20 dollars
>I agree, go to meet her
>pick her up we find a spot to chill and do it
>she sucks my cock, not great but she's actually pretty hot and only 18
>cum in her mluth, she swallows
>give her the weed and cash
>only like 1.5 grams of shitty weed and only 10 dollars cash
>tell her I'll get her more next time
>looks a tiny bit disappointed but agrees
>asks me to drop her off at the taco bell near where I picked her up
>dropped her off

Turns out she was in the beginning stages of becoming an H junkie. Got her while she was still attractive. Hooked up with her about 5 other times. Sometimes for cash, sometimes not. Usually smoked together but didn't ever give her very much weed to take with her. She went to jail for a long while for felony possession and stealing a car and from stalking her fb i know now she's out and clean, looks pretty decent but has a bit of that ex-junkie look now. Still very fuckable though

>>739365138

Similar situation, different girl

>young girl looking to suck cock at her apartment for money
>college dropout, looks like she recently had a baby
>also looks like she's in the beginning stages of heroin addiction
>sucks my cock for 20, very good at it, ask to fuck
>she says for 20 more
>hell yeah
>raw dog her and creampie
>looks and smells very clean so I took the risk
>can tell she was in a relationship and a new mom and needed the money
>met her about 3 other time for the same deal
>came out clean, totally worth
>saw a news story this year about her saying she got clean and was homeless with her fiance and baby in the bay area, something about homeless children falling between the cracks, felt bad but also shit was so cash

Lost my virginity to a prostitute for free.
Didn't realize she was a prostitute until after the fact. Fucked her bareback. Tested Clean afterwards.
Reverse google image search ALWAYS before meeting up.

>>739365553
LOL left my phone (maybe a bad idea) and wallet in my car while I went to her hotel room. I was afraid of being robbed, and figured if I had nothing on me I could just yell and scream until another hotel-goer came over.

Met up and just made out and titty-played with some girl after seeing a bad movie.

>>739365495

>Learned I enjoyed paying for sex more than actually trying to get to know girls, way easier
>respond to a girls ad who needs a ride
>tell her I can help her out for a blow job
>she agrees
>meet up with her
>breath smells like alcohol, acting really slutty, score
>We find a spot, she sucks me good
>wearing a skirt with no panties
>grope her ass and finger her wet pussy
>vim all over her face and huge tips
>she's sweaty and sloppy af from the summer heat and slutty blowjob
>zip up, drive her to her destination
>arrive and I recognize the place, It's a house I've been to several times
>she's the on and off girlfriend of a guy I met through mutual friends
>heard them talking about his slutty girlfriend before, had no idea who it was until now
>she was embarrassed that I knew her by but I promised not to say anything, and never did
>tried to get in contact again for more but never happened and I lost her number, real sad about that she was fun.

>>739343407
Okay I'll share my one and only CL experience
>me, engaged to chick, on biz trip
>sitting in hotel at night half drunk, browse CL for m4m cuz it's been like ten years
>find chill sounding guy looking to go either way
>his pic was dark but dick seemed decent
>we email 4x back and forth, send him pic of my dick
>says he'll be over in half hr
>shows up, didn't mention he was black
>all good, probably bonus right?
>I'm inexperienced but get right to it
>start (trying to) giving him messy porn head
>dick bigger than expected, prob 8in but very thick and super hard
>he tries sucking me off but I can't get hard
>w/e, I get on all fours on bed

Cont.

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>>739344134
>Be me, looking for car
>'88 Chrysler 5th Avenue for $1500
>Purchase car
>Shitty gas mileage but runs fine
best craigslist story I've got

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Don't care if you judge but I was looking for a sissy guy to fuck and got a reply from this too good to be true looking guy. I'm into the trap kinda deal if they're girly. Anyways this sissy was young. Might've been too young but we never discussed that. Met up more times than I could count and he always needed me to come get him. Took it like a champ and I'm pretty sure I was the first dick he took in his hairless ass.

>>739365893
Cont.
>he adds lube to me then him
>starts to push in my ass, haven't had anything there in long time
>gets it all in, starts slow fucking
>after about 2min I move forward so he falls out and tell him to add lube
>he does, goes back in
>works up to a good pace
>I'm taking a bbc up my ass, wtf
>I'm moaning like a bitch, he's going deep
>he's telling me how tight I am
>after 15 or so min can't really take anymore, eject and clean him up
>he lays on bed, I give him porn head for another 5 min while fingering his ass
>he takes it out and nuts on his chest
>I lick it all up and swallow
>we get dressed, talk briefly about our fiancees
>I awkwardly thank him for fucking my ass
>he emails me thanks for the tight ass
>next day sore walk around like a faggot all day, some blood in my shit

Overall 7/10, may do once more before I die

>>739365047
No I have had sex with dogs before, and two horses

>>739365085
He did top me once and he fucked me till he came in me but was dildoing himself while he did. Never felt a bigger load get shot into me than that

>>739366255
Wanna tell us about that?

Also, checked.

>>739366510
Second

I post ads for tantric massages in a bigger leftist student ridden city.
My ad is pretty detailed so they know exactly what im doing.
Had a few appointments by now.
They write m saying they are interested, i ask for a call for talking about "details".
Then they come over and i do a lenghty massage with a good ol rubbing at the end.
First one was a big single mom who told me she was pansexual abd all that shit.
Last one was a very nice petite 22yo student.(sociology)
I dont set a price but say i accept tips which are around 20-50 bucks.

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>open CL
>go f4m
>see this
>close
>im not that desperate

>>739365553
How did that turn out. Did she freak out and threaten you?

What actually stops sketchy dudes from fucking and not paying hookers, other than pimps or "drivers".

>>739366864
Wait, you get paid to molest college girls?

Calling bullshit. Do you post your pic?

>>739365882
>curious about guys, had success with CL girls so figured it would work well for guys
>post ad saying I want to give head
>local guy replys
>a few years older, not much
>high end of average sized cock, cut, shaved smooth, white
>exactly what I'm looking for
>Set up late night meet
>I arrive around midnight
>he's outside, expecting me, didn't want his roommate to know
>we go to the side building/laundry room next to his house
>completely dark except moonlight coming through the Window
>he leans back against the dryer or washer, I drop to my knees
>I pull down his shorts and his half chubbed cock flops out
>I'm nervous af, no going back from being a cocksucker
>fuck it, I'm too horny to stop now
>place my lips around the head and suck gently, lick the underside of it
>feel him grown harder, I'm leaking so much precum in my pants feeling that happen
>can tell he just showered so no taste, he smells lightly of soap and strongly of his cologne he must have just sprayed before meeting, I love it
>as he grows harder, I take it deeper
>it's slick with my spit
>I suck it just how I've always wanted my cock sucked and I can tell he's loving it
>I pull my mouth off and let some strings of spit hang between my mouth and his hard dick
>I let his cock rest of my face and slide all over it, I grabbed it by the base and slapped it against it
>I then kicked his balls, not knowing what to expect
>they were warm and soft but tightened a little as I sucked them
>I alternated back and fourth from the left nut to the right, making him moan and pant in pleasure
>I knew I didn't want this to end too quickly but I also wanted it to feel good for him, I sucked and stroked his cock gently but always kept contact with it and his balls
>he started panting harder and harder
>finally notice him clenching up
>he grabs my head and I feel a massive load of warm, gooey cum flood my mouth
>a bit leaks from the corners of my mouth but most is swallowed
>love being a cocksucker for life

>>739347410
>thinks a chubby is a bot

>>739367056
She replied to my ad. I was looking to lose my virginity. We fucked. She was totally cool about it, and I didn't learn she was a prostitute until after I got home and google image searched her photos.

>>739349516
Fake & gay

>>739366510
Ok well its not a great story but here goes:
>got really into animal sex after fucking around with a few dogs and having a apitite for horse porn and shit
>go to local stables one day with cousins to see horses and shit
>after about a hour of walking around, petting horses and me getting aroused by all the horses around
>family want to leave so I let them go without me, I said I wanted to see a friend.
>leave stable area but walk other direction and the stables were getting locked up for the night, just one giant gate really
>go back later and jump the gate, no security there as the town is so lame and quiet
>find the one horse I checked out earlier named Peach
>start checking out her pussy and sorta fingered it a lil
>she didnt seem to mind so I kept on going
>pull dick out, get on wooden fence and start getting dick ready to insert into her
>she was very calm during and it took atleast 4 tries to get in there but eventually I was on her ass, holding on her mane and fucking her pussy like a pro
Came so much in her it was unbelievable
Did that a few times and even sucked on her neihbour horse's dick a few times

>>739366906
For a tranny, that's not bad.

>>739367280
>got really into animal sex after fucking around with a few dogs

Females?

>>739368066
Only ever successfully penetrated one bitch
Had like 4 male dogs fuck me already

>>739368235
4 males? Whats some stories regarding those? Anything good?

>>739367126
Well its mixed.
I read about a girl who went to a guy offering massages with happy ending for girls in new york.(experience project. Look it up.)
I was like "well i can do that."

I basically started with only sex in mind but the more I lerned about the techniques, the bebefits, and all that i now actually also like the nonsexual part.
I added 2 artsy bullshit pictures i took of incense and oil bottle with the prepared bed in the background.

>>739368235
Nice. What's the biggest dog you got fucked by?

>>739368372
Some of the best orgasms Ive had man...
The one dog was when I did the maid thing, wasnt my first.
First one was my neighbours dog, a german shep. Just tried it one day when I was so horny, jerked the dog off a bit till he started humping the air and he seemed to know what to do next. Let him mount and fuck me for like 5 mins while I jerked off. It hurt a bit, espesh when he tried to knot me.
Other two dogs was when I was house sitting and spent a weekend with two blond labs and let them just do what they wanted to me

>>739368705
Dang dude, any greentexts or details? I mean, you basically already shared, but still nice to read

>>739368523
A neopolitan mastive.
Forgot about him
I was living with my brother for a bit and he had one. I was alone alot when he was working. Dog had a giant dick and Ive never been stretched like that before

>>739368862
Did he knot you?

>>739368939
Yes
I felt like I was gonna tear

>>739369086
Hot. How long were you tied?

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>>739349516

Fake and gay.

>>739368801
>looking after brothers house one day, he lft for work nice and early, I was still in bed
>hear his dog, Barry scratching at my door, think he needs to go outside
>open bedroom door and he just pushes past me and gets on my bed
>fuck it, Ima get back into bed its cold
>lay down next to barry and pet him while Im cuddling the blankets
>barry was chill the whole time
>see barry's dick has come out, hes getting aroused from the petting
>reach out and touch his dick, he starts to get bigger
>start stroking his dick a lil bit, got my dick in my other hand
>he ruffles through the blankets and finds my dick, starts licking it
>getting very horny now and start playing with my ass while stroking his dick and him licking mine
>he suddenly jumps up and starts humping the air
Idea!!
>find some baby oil and lube my ass up a bit and go back to bedroom, barry following me everywhere with his nose in my ass almost
>get on the floor in my room and start playing with barry and his giant dick
>sucked it a bit and jerked him till he was humpy again
>bend over and bekon him onto me
>he gets right ul onto me and his weight was almost too much
>starts prodding his dick at my asshole
>gets it in after one or two stabs to the asscheeks
>unexpectedly he thrusts his whole length into me, I could feel his balls hitting me
>fucked me like that for 10 mins while I moaned like a bitch
>jerking off to cum and I feel a big pressure around my ass, hes knotting me
>relax my ass and let him in
>can feel the cum shooting into me
>he slows down and starts trying to get his leg over me so he can be in the knot position
>we there on the floor, ass to ass, giant dick and knot in my ass and I reached orgasm, shot a big ass load on the floor
>barry was in me for about another 20 mins till he deflated and I must have cum another two times
>his soft dick just kinda fell out of me as he stepped away from me
>cum poured out of my ass

>>739369458
Like 20 mins

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>>739369819
Ty for sharing your stories

>>739369879
Did it hurt when he pulled out?

>>739370063
I love sharing my sexual adventures with you guys

>>739370099
Nah he went softer when he was about to pull out and it didnt hurt much
I felt empty after

>>739367126
Also its a legitimate business that have nothing to do with sketchy massage places.
People pay like 120 euro for an hour to get a spriritually enriching rub.

>>739370189
I have tried recording but it ended up being a shitty video, too much movement and just loud rapid breathing from the dog that can be heard on cam

>>739359055
Thank you for this anon

>>739370189
Hot

>>739370321
How about pics?

>>739370437
Nah dont have any pics but next time ill have a few

>live in berlin and post add on craigslist
>put a facephoto and text: "wanna watch a movie etc?"
>asian girl 27yo replys and we start to chat on whatsapp
>set a date at her place
>bring a red wine and chit chat abit
>start to watch a movie
>she's horny and starts to grind on me
>went outside to smoke a blunt while she goes to bed
>"did you bring condoms anon?" no... "ok, just don't cum inside of me"
>busted my nut 3 times but did not cum inside
>last fuck before I left.. feelsgoodman.gif --> came inside.. fuck..
>left her place
>left the country month after
>lied about my nationality, lied my name also

stupid cunt. life well lived.

>>739343407
met one guy jerked each other some then I sucked him until he came on my mouth then jerked off onto his chest

met one guy at his hotel, he sucked me off then I returned the favor

met one kid back from college who's parents were out of town. he sucked me off in his tv room while I stared at a portrait of his sister. Offered to return the favor even though I wasn't into it having already cum, and licked his balls while he jerked it then let him cum in my mouth
met one guy who had me come over to his house, strip and he blew me on his bed, no recip.

same as above but he just kept sucking and sucking, stopped him and went home after the 3rd orgasm.


not all of those are craiglist though. 3 are actually adam4adam. don't tell my girlfriend though, she wouldn't understand

>>739370645
nice story, anon. where is she from? Did she contact you again after that time? still got her email?

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>>739370518
Found one that I saved

>>739371296
Oh wow this is real.
Kill yourself, anon.
Those poor, poor dogs...

>>739371351
My poor poor anus
The dogs were happier than ever

>>739371351
Ofcause its real duh

>>739371296
Ever consider getting a baddragon toy? I believe you mentioned using one, is it similar?
>>739371351
Idk looks shoped

>>739371296
Hot

>>739371351
>>Those poor, poor dogs...
>fucking a guy
>being this serious

While you're busy bitching about dogs fucking guys, there are dogs actually getting hurt from getting fucked bu men.

>>739371479
No, its knot the same lol
The bad dragon had a sharpish tip, was weird getting it in but it was nice and wide at the base so that was nice
The dog feels nicer, and fits better lol

>>739349516
.. so basically the Pina Colada song in green text?

>>739371479
How does it look shopped
Its a actual photo dude

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>>739371654
meow was joking

>>739371607
Plus they cum a lot

This thread started out normal then just....fuck man I hate 4chan sometimes

>>739372245
How much?

>>739372268
Not sure what you expected, least its not any worse than it is

>>739348793
lol

>>739367132
>I then kicked his balls, not knowing what to expect
ouchie

>checking out ad's on CL (mw4m) email local couple looking for a third, he wants to watch me fuck his girl, pretty common request
>few exchanges and voice confirmation, decide to meet up at hotel room, I bring a friend , (never know) and he said it would be okay.
>her man opens the door and a pretty brunette white girl, late 20's is already on the bed face down spread
>She has a blindfold on and I let her suck my dick, and my friend is eating her out, before he gets behind her and fucks her
> we swap a few times positions with her and shes curious as to what we look like and removes blindfold
> At first she doesn’t recognize me, but I recognize her, its my kids second grade teacher!
> after initial shock,we all figures oh well and gets back to fuckin us

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>>739343407
rare successful CL meets, most are bs

>>739371296

Damn, I was hoping you were larping but then I remembered that this is /b/

>>739373067
Kek'd
Anything else happen out of this? least better grades?

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>post m4w ad "white dude looking for black girl"
>get a response in like 30 minutes
>pick her up in her ghetto ass neighborhood
>she's 5'0", 18, high school senior, cute as a button and super nervous
>ask her what she likes
>"idk I've only ever been with one guy who was my age, maybe just do what you want?"
>take her to my upper-middle class house
>make out
>smoke a joint
>do some shots
>she licks my balls
>fuck her
>nipple clamps
>tie her up + blindfold
>finger her virgin ass until my cock will fit
>call her my dirty nigger slave
>spank her till she screams
>atm
>drag her by the hair to the shower
>piss on face
>fuck throat till she pukes
>cum on tits and make her eat it
>spray her off like a dog
>fill her with butt plug, stuff panties in pussy
>drive her home
She loved ever second of it. I used her like that a couple times until she asked for money.

>>739359055
>"wait didn't you say his apartment was 303?"
lel would have left the moment I read that bullshit
medelle leeke
FAG

>>739373305
fucked her a few more times and she did a few more of my friends and yeah kid got better grades too, everyone wins

>>739373460
Happy ending, dont see too much of those here

>>739361346
So why did you stick around fingering some drug addict?

>>739372327
A decent 500ml probs

>>739373544
as long as everyone is on the same page its good, I wouldnt share my wife or gf but if some whiteguy wants to watch me plow his girl, none of my friends and me were turning that down

>>739347410
married a chick i met on chatroulette 7 years ago. 2 kids now, doing good. sometimes shit just happens.

>>739373706
Damn thats like a protien shake of semen

>>739373718
Preach

>>739356305
You were blacked?

>>739373280
No man all the shit I posted happened for real

>>739373445
Actually had soneone that dense.
Told her to come over.
I dont give anyone name or anything until they show up.
So I tell her its house number 12.
She writes me a chinese lady opened the door.
I thought shes shitting me and wanted to call it off.
Tell her again nr 12 and shebshowed up 2 minutes later saying "I was at number 10"

Also last girl actually went to a completely different street because it sounded similar. She also actually showedbup later.

>>739356907
underrated

>>739373789
Yeah it was a a lot of cum
I realized when he was fucking me, it sounded very wet so I felt and it was just cum, all over my ass, legs and on the floor and some was just squirting out of my ass, I felt full, like my ass was expanding from cum and when he pulled out, it just ran down my thighs

>>739346879
This never happened

>>739373814
Yes it seems so lol

>>739366078
best in the thread desu

>>739359055
>>739359055
sounds like standard gay bait.

>show up for couple
>hey lets get started while we wait for my wife
>wife never shows

>see ad from guy looking for a massage
>says he's a retired construction worker, still does odd jobs
>tell him I'm not a professional but have done massages before
>agree to meet
>head over to his place
>he strips down to his briefs and lays face down on the bed
>a real nice body. medium hairy, tanned, muscles
>start massaging him
>ask him if there's any place he wants me to avoid, legitimately, in case he's hurt
>says no place is off limits
>give him a head-to-toe massage
>when I get to his butt I ask if I can slip his briefs off
>he says yes
>massage his bare butt now, allowing my fingers to slide down to his ball sack
>ask if I can massage the front of his body and he says yes
>he flips over and reveals a magnificent cock
>about 8", thick, lots of veins
>massage his chest, thighs, abs
>every do often graze his cock, which by now is harder than diamonds
>finally just reach over and start stroking him
>watch his face and I can tell that's what he's been waiting for
>massage his balls while I stroke him
>he spreads his legs for better access
>take his cock and slide it into my mouth
>he lets out a soft moan
>can only get the head of his cock in my mouth but stroke his shaft while I suck the head
>more stroking, more sucking, letting my saliva flow down onto his shaft
>he's moaning more so I pick up the pace
>feel his hands on the back of my head and he stiffens, holds my head in place and unloads into my mouth
>stay like that for about a minute until I softly take my mouth off his cock and stand up
>he has a look of contentment on his face
>get dressed and leave

after that we just dropped the pretense of a massage and I'd swing by him and give him a blow job whenever he wanted

>>739356907

the real mvp

>>739360515
she didn't even suck your dick or want to get fuckeD?

and yeah, that story is like the definition of sketchy

>>739365138
have you shared this taco bell story before? sounds familiar

>>739374021

lol

>>739373936
Fucking sounds nice, probably why some fags use excessive cum lube

>>739366250
pretty hot

>>739370645
that wasn't very nice..

>>739374220
Yeah I wish I could find a store that sells that fake cum here but no luck besides online...
The consistancy is very different tho, dog cum is more runny and less salty, taste better than human cum

>>739349516
fake as shit

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>>739355230
>Be me
>Reply to fags on craigslist, ask them to dress as maid and come clean my house
>No fucking, just cleaning/"maid fetish" I tell them(I'm not a faggot)
>Mfw free house cleaning everytime
>One day a fag came, I had some extra money
>Ask fag to let doggo fuck him
>He accepts
>Shit was cash

Please tell me all these gay stories are fake and you all are just making them up for fun.

>>739374325
Ah yeah, best bet is probably baddragon, or at least that i know of

>>739374567
>>Mfw free house cleaning everytime
>>One day a fag came, I had some extra money
>he would pay extra
>pay extra

If you're gonna do this, do it right

>>739374567
Shit was cash
I wish I could relive that day

>>739374671
Yeah I found some online but not sure if Im gonna buy like that or atleast buy 3 bottles or so to make it worth the effort

>be younger dude
>see ad from older guy looking to hook up
>specifically looking for someone young/twinkish
>that's me
>go to his house
>divorced, two kids at college
>kind of quirky. no kissing and I have to take my glasses off before entering his house
>takes me up to his daughter's room and fucks me
>do this weekly for a couple of months
>one day we talk about fantasies
>he says he has a fantasy to fuck his daughter
>says that's why we fuck in her room because he can smell her in there
>weird, but OK
>next time I'm over he asks if I'd put on some panties that she left there
>agree and he fucks me harder than ever before
>his kids come home during school break and I don't see him for a couple of weeks
>go over when they leave
>his daughter left a bunch of clothes there for dad to wash (winter stuff she didn't need)
>he asks if I'd be willing to wear some of her clothes
>I say yes
>he already has her clothes laid out for me. skirt, blouse, panties and bra and a pair of his ex's heels
>get dressed and we fuck again in his daughter's room
>he;s just wild. says it's like living his fantasy
>starts to become a regular thing. every time I go over to his house I need to dress like his daughter
>even bought me a wig that looked like his daughter's hair

>>739374903
Thats hot man
Living the dream

>>739374903
Do you still do this? Any pix?

Okay these are FAKE.

>>739374567
There wasnt a "them" was just me
I was asked to pretend clean, cleaned for like 5 mins then shit started
I have had dog dick before this so I didnt care
Get money for shit I would do for free alone

>>739375100
Your fake

>>739374903

lmao

what's wrong with people

>>739375216
Kek, least he's not fucking his daughter

>>739375118
I think you're illiterate and I was referring to "them" implying I've done that with other fags.

My interaction with Craigslist has been limited

>Sold a laptop to a guy
>Posted it for $300, sold it to some Indian who wanted to meet up in a dark alley (not kidding)
>He told me after paying me he didn't like driving around on main roads because there were warrants out for his arrest

>Met some girl on there who was DTF
>I had to drive 30 minutes to pick her up and bring her back
>We smoked and had sex a few times
>I had to drive her back, she gave me $40 and said it was for gas (didn't ask)
>She later said on Yahoo Messenger she lied and was actually 15 (I was.. 21/22/23 at the time? I don't remember my exact age)

>Constantly get gay guys messaging me when I post an ad trying to get me to meet them for a "discrete blowjob"

>Met one person who I thought was a girl but the day before I met them, they turned out to be a tranny (an actual tranny, not some faggot in a dress)
>They were batshit crazy and would go nuts if I didn't respond to their texts in a minute or less
>They would say things like "FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU DIE THEN YOU PIECE OF SHIT" "FUCKING MEN" yada yada
>Full out psycho
>Would send me pics of them jerking off and other weird shit
>Finally figured out how to block the number (it wasn't as easy back then on the flip phones)

Haven't touched Craigslist in a few years or even tried to post on there. It's mostly bots and gay guys trying to get you to meet up. The only real women on there are landwhales and if you're looking for landwhales, you can find plenty on PlentyofFish (ironic).

>>739375291
so fucking a guy dressed as his daughter in her room because he can smell her is better than actually fucking his daughter?

>>739375476
Ugh why even post if your post is fuck stupid?

>>739375846
Much better man

>>739375770
>one person who I thought was a girl but the day before I met them
>one person
>them
>they turned out to be a tranny
>They were batshit crazy
>They would say things
>they
>they

>>739375985
To be fair, I have no idea what to call those people other than mentally ill. They're all fucking crazy. I didn't ask what they were at birth.

>>739376087
You definitely don't use Tumblr language. Fuck them.

>>739375954
Why else would one post on /b/??

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>See this listing on CL,
>pass it over as another person just wanting to cause a crowd at our Adult Theater in Hartford.
>Waitaminute.jpg
>Bettyboop.png

>I have seen my neighbor layout in bikini before (I like to creep too) and have noticed her betty boop tattoo
>Sametattoo.jpg
>I also know her hubby is away on deployment.
>So off to The Art I go
>MFW I see my butterface neighbor sucking cock at that local theater
>I talk with her "other" while she is blowing another dude
>seems he pretty much blackmailed her into being a his slut/slave while hubby is out.
>exchange info, he loves idea of her being humiliated by next door neighbor.
>get cock sucked and proceed to spend next few months fucking and using my 20 something neighbor as a personal fuck-toy.

Picture Related.

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>>739376262
Listing in question

>>739376340
Must be nice living in areas like this where real women post. The area around here is nothing but landwhales and fake postings of bots/affiliate marketers.

I rarely ever see fat people around here either, so I have no idea where they're hiding or if they're stuck in their couches.

>>739376262
Wives of deployed people are a gold mine. Well, military wives in general, deployed or not.

>>739347410
dude you lucky, this happened to me too. We stopped going out after 2 years but now we are still friends. She kinky as fuck tho

>>739375020
No pics and we stopped when I changed jobs. It was too bad because the sex was pretty hot.

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>>739376426
Well this was quite some time ago (notice date) and trust me it was an incredibly rare find!

>>739376628
Yeah, no shit, and this chick was absolutely built to fuck. Total sub-slut. You wouldn't believe the shit we made her do, and she loved all of it (until word got back to her hubby)

>>739375216
>>739375291
>>739375846
Just to add, the guy was a psychologist so take that as you may.

>>739343513
Salty forever kissless detected

>>739376812
What stuff would you do?

>See girl on w4m asking for a fetish scenario and male rapist
>Not into this fetish community at all but horny
>Respond thinking it's probably some kind of sting or cop
>She's legit
>We meet up late night at a park no one goes to
>She looks nothing like her pictures and has packed on 30+ pounds
>God damnit, she's not attractive but I'm horny and I already bought the condom
>She had a butter face but a really nice body in her pics now she's a chubby butter everything
>We sit down and I have to try and role play this scenario where we're on a date
>I have to RP that I want have sex with her but she doesn't want to (it's kind of awkward and her cringe acting isn't making it easier for me)
>Trying to imagine some of my FB friends to get myself hard
>Get on top of her, she barely struggles or does anything
>Trying my damnest to stay hard and get the condom on
>The condom rips one minute in
>Barely feel anything inside of her but imagining one of the hottest women I know to help me out and trying not to look at her
>Finish in 10-15 minutes cumming on her stomach
>We're walking back to where she parked and she's glazy eyed just staring at me like she fell in love
>"I had a great time anon I'll have to get stronger so you can't pin me down so easily next time"
>"Yep" is my only response
>She offers me a ride, decline and say I like walking
>Walk home, never talk to her again and years later, she's gotten even fatter

>>739366168
That's awesome. You are so lucky. Sissies are the best.

>>739343407
Message Me On Steam If You Want To Play Some Hearts Of Iron Four. Steam Is jfealko.

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>>739376942
Lol, what didn't we do?

Had her answer door naked for pizza, blow pizza delivery guy

Had her fucking my dog (you don't know amazing until you are balls deep in a chicks ass that is currently knotted by a dog).

Would tie her up and blind fold her and literally invite friends over to fuck her, with her never even knowing who/how many fucked her.

Basically the more fucked up it got, the more she loved it and came. She could cum endlessly (like 5-10 times and hour for hours on end).

>>739366168
>>739377095
I wish I could find a sissy... every time I put on an ad with details of who I want, I get these hairy 30-40+ year old dudes in wigs and dresses. They're not sissy or cute at all.

People who find the traps posted on /b/ are lucky as fuck.

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>>739377150
Damn nice

>>739375143
you're

>>739343407

> trolling boston craigslist for cd/sissy/tranny.
> See add in therapeutic, "thai massage with girls or ladyboys"
> Decide to take a shot
> Show up, petite tranny greets me. Cute looking, quite passable, but deepish voice.
> See another girl sitting off to the side, looks bored.
> I ask if they'd be willing to do a 4-hands massage.
> Sure!
> Go into room, strip down, lay down.
> They come in, lots of giggling and chatter in ching-chongese.
> They both quickly zero in on my ass and thighs.
> feelsgoodman.jpg.
> cock is pushed down between my thighs, my thighs spread - one starts licking and sucking my balls and cock that way while the other squeezes my ass.
> feelsreallyreallygoodman.jpg
> "Honey, you turn over?"
> I turn over, hard as diamonds.
> They ooh and aah and both start stroking the d.
> I reach out one hand and grab each of their asses, start squeezing and rubbing.
> They both strip down, completely naked. Bored girl is smoking hot, small hard pink cock, completely hairless. Deep voice is 6/10, giant hard cock, big balls, thick pubes.
> Bored girl straddles my face and feeds me her cock, deep voice goes to town on my cock with a hot, wet mouth.
> feelsamazingman.jpg
> Deep voice works finger into my ass, starts rubbing my prostate while she strokes her cock. I'm jerking and sucking bored girl and she's moaning and groaning.
> Deep voice tells me, "baby i want fuck ur ass", I'm down.
> Deep voice throws a pillow under my ass, lubes up and begins fucking me while bored girl and I 69.
> Deep voice starts pounding, and begins moaning. Cums inside, I feel her cock twitching. She pulls out, shows me the full condom, she blew a massive load.
> Bored girl and I continue 69, she's on top and fucking my face faster and faster.
> Deep voice comes around and begins licking bored's ass while I'm sucking bored's cock. Bored loses control, blasts big cumshot into my mouth.
> Tastesgreatlessfilling.jpg.
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>>739374903
So hot. Wish I could do that.

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>>739377320
Was all in fun until we found out that she and hubby had been planning to family up on his return so she wasn't on BC (the Original Dom knew, but never told any of us and told her not to say anything).

So one of like 30-40 men had knocked her up, once she started showing I was like, WTF... and got out.

Literally moved, as I didn't want to be around when hubby got back.

Honestly not sure where she is now.

>>739377499
Holy shit, that is terrifying, yeah i wouldve gtfo as well

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>>739377150
>(you don't know amazing until you are balls deep in a chicks ass that is currently knotted by a dog
I believed you until here

>>739377404

> Bored says, "honey i want u fuck my ass now"
> I'm seriously hard as fuck, need to cum.
> Deep voice rolls a condom on me, then guides me into bored, who's wet as fuck from the ass-licking she just got.
> Slide in, her ass clamps around me like it's a goddamned vice.
> Deep voice begins pinching and playing with my nipples while bored rides my cock.
> Bored is moaning all kinds of "oh baby your cock so big, i love it" as she bounces.
> Deep voice is sitting next to me, reaches around and starts fingering my ass and playing with my balls.
> Can't take any more, I grab bored's hips, a few more hard thrusts, and explode in that tight ass.
> Cum so much it's literally leaking out of the condom and dripping all over my balls and down the crack of my ass.
> Deep pulls my cock out, slides the condom off, and dumps the cum all over bored's tits, then proceeds to play with her cum-covered titties. I join in.
> they get me hot towels, we clean up, I'm shaking from the overload, it was that good.
> I tip each of them 60, plus 60 to the house for the "massage."
> mfw I paid $180 total for the most amazing tranny threesome I've ever had.
> Deep voice gives me her number. We text occasionally when she's horny, she's invited me over a few times to her place for a booty call.
> Have now barebacked her at least 5 times, cumming in her ass each time.
> Literally best CL hookup ever.

>>739377715
Never seen a chick actually fucked and knotted by a dog I take it?

>>739377803
never seen a guy fuck a girl's ass while her pussy was full of dog dick. Like to see how you managed that one

>>739377919
Im assuming both were laying on back, with pillows to elevate for doggo?

>>739377919
Well not exactly simple, but when dog is knotted most naturally want to "turn" in the woman. Depending on breed this butt to butt knot can be 15-30 minutes long as he literally sprays his cum in to the bitch.

So once turned you remove plug from her ass (you did remember to put the plug in, right anon?) and replace it with your cock.

Only recommend it if the dog is yours and knows you to be the Alpha.

>>739343407

Top craigslist scores:

>20yo Chinese college girl wanted cherry popped. I was 35 at the time.

> Countless submissive wives, ages 24–53, who would swallow and take creampies. Were so hungry for attention and dominance.

> Had a little black 19yo who wanted head training for a couple months. Would see her once a week or so, pick her up at her subdivision's mailbox, go park somewhere, and fuck her face for free.

> Had a MILF yoga instructor who was 10 years my senior as my fuckbuddy for a few months until she moved. Called me "Master" and took spankings like a champ.

> Another 45yo single mom who I would visit at night and fuck while her daughters were asleep in the next room. I liked making her scream loud.

> Currently nailing two attached, soaking wet 50-somethings because their men either can't get it up or are neglecting their needs.

>>739377150
>Lol, what didn't we do?

I believed you until that Peter Griffin answer

>>739378091
Now I want to get fucked by a dog. Fuck you /b/

>>739378243
I am from Connecticut, I can piss on RI on a morning walk...

But luckily, my self-worth isn't dependent on you in anyway.

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>>739378414

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>>739378414
Female in NE?

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fuckit. real quick before i go to bed.

>get o nCL
>chit the chat with a 20yo college girl
>first date I drive her off into the middle of nowhere and park in the rape section.
>we cuddle and talk
"anon, i feel so safe when I'mm with you"
>this is our first date
>we dont get romantic and she gets back with her shitty ex.
>lose contact
>message her on christmas because christmas
>she is so damn happy
>not long after she is begging for my cock.
>a one time thing turns into an ongoing thing. she came like a faucet for me.
>after this continues a bit I introduce her to my wife and friends. Friends think it's weird, wife thinks shes cute.
>Casual triad relationship ensues with family outings and everything between us.
......
>she drops off the face of the earth

apparently she has an arrest record now, but she was 20 and kinda flaky. I should have been more firm with her, but she wasnt my fucking wife, I didnt feel as if it was my place.

I definitely had feels for her. I've only had feels for three women. All the others were just sex.

>>739378567
Male in NE

>>739378098
So, your like a cleaner for gross?

>>739379082

Sorry, don't follow. What do you mean?

>>739366078
i came.

>>739374654
GTFO newfag

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>>739356907
>the night goblin
top kek

>>739356907
lol

>>739377150
Greentext the story with the dog pls

>>739382589
Second

>>739356956
A friend of mine works for an agency. Cleaning only. Agency gets paid $300 a day.
>$200 for cleaning is a deal.

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>>739382589

First time DP with dog.

>Go to her house in morning
>Have habit of going to her house early and getting a bj or fucking her or such.
>She already has instructions to not wear clothes around house unless she asks permission.
>at this time she has been fucked an knotted by my dog several times over last couple weeks.
>was gone for weekend so a bit extra horny and feeling like something new.
>get to her house with my dog in tow.
>tell her to go get her toy bag
>toy bag has her many dildos, clamps, blindfolds etc. she owned all this before (kinky slut)
>I have her put clamps an her nipples and put her plug in her ass.
>plug is vibing plug so i put it on low.
>have her get on all fours and give dog command to lick her.
>she cums in about 2 minutes from licking.
>I put socks on dogs front paws because I don't like her scratched up.
>I move in front of her on chair and tell dog to mount.
>he is pretty good at this, and hits mark pretty soon.
>he starts pounding and is knotted in no time.
>I tell her to suck my cock while he starts pumping his cum in her.
>about 5-10 minutes in he is restless and ready to turn.
>I help him turn, being careful to keep knot in her, she cums again as he is turned.
>I then see plug and figure i could kinda squat down over her and fuck her ass.
>ease plug out and in one push bury my cock in her ass.
>feeling is AMAZING, very tight and i can literally feel knot and cock in her pussy pulsing with each shot of cum.
>actually gets tighter over time as he is filling her pussy with cum.
>sensation is too much and i pump what feels like a quart of cum up her ass, then pull out and put plug back in.
>I got to bathroom to clean up and kitchen to get a bowl.
>when dog pulls out I have her stay over bowl to let his cum drain into bowl.
>breakfastisserved.jpg as she laps cum out of bowl while i watch approvingly.
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>739383476
Amazing.
Any other stories with her you can share if you don't mind?

>>739369819
Shit has me soaked anon. I can only dream of taking the knot

I have met men, crossdressers, and women on craigslist since i was 16
Met a black girl on their and we emailed back and forth. Im a big white guy. She was wayyyy out of my league. i thought it was fake but i met up with her and brought her to my aprtment while my girlfriend was away for the day. Was nervous because i thought my neighbors would see (live in an apt in nyc) BLACK GIRL was short and small ass small but nice tits with tit rings. she said she didnt want to fuck in her ad but she immediatly bent over. i fucked her for 2 minutes and came in her mouth. waited ten minutes fucked her again. immediatly felt guilt and disgust. called her a cab and then i saw her again at a hotel near my job. fucked her twice and ate her ass and pussy. she was snorting shit in the bathroom and i felt weird. left hotel and never heard from her again. girlfriend never found out. i look at her instagram from time to time.... she said she wanted to date. i never dated a black girl before and she was beautiful. sometimes i think about her but i just push it to the back of my mind..... sorry for the rant.

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>>739383476
Nice story, bro. That's a cat...

>>739371296
Shit like that is hot. Had a BF that wanted to see me knotted. Wish we had tried to actually find someone with a dog...

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>>739384024
Her cat, MY Dog...

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>>739371296

>>739383762
paste bin of chat where original online Dom got her to play with delivery guy

pastebin com/jsTadDDZ

>go to panama city Florida
>start fucking about on cl
>every single w4m is spam
>every single mwm wants bi guys or blacks
>single wwm and both women are 300 lb+ black women
Seriously easier to hire a ho from back page then find anything on cl

>>739384433
Nice get

>>739385411
Checked

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Wtf

>>739386701
wat

Any tips on safe meet ups? I gotta have a dick in my mouth.

Tips

>leave your shit in your car
>wrap it up or use fake names
>people on CL are up for anything. Literally

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>>739349516

>>739343407
W4M section in my city is full of old fat chicks. aka BBW Big Beautiful Whale

>>739388485
+1 for fake name, and throwaway email acct w fake name

I cant believe how many bitches answer with there real name, I look them up on FB and decide if worth my time or not

strange how I met one guy
>flipping through craigslist seeing what's up
>see posting from guy
>he's basically telling someone to stop harassing him and trying to out him
>kind of sympathetic since a guy tried to out me so drop him a note
>he replies explaining the situation. basically he's an older retired priest, retired because he got caught fooling around with guys
>back and forth with him and decide to meet up
>nice guy and I end up fucking him
>start being fuck buddies but there's a constant issue with his emails being hacked (or so he says)
>he goes through about 5-6 different email addresses while we're buddies
>eventually moves away from area
>never know if he really had a problem with someone of if it was all in his head or a game with him

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>>739389911
Probably a pedo priest.

>>739374098
she didn't even suck your dick or want to get fucked?
Nope.

>and yeah, that story is like the definition of sketchy
It was very sketchy.

>>739389693

The best part is when they act think they are being extremely discreet using the CL email reply system, which blocks the email addresses of the parties involved; meanwhile, their name often shows up in the "From" area. I've dodged a lot of bullets and confirmed some wins just by looking them up on facebook after seeing their name.

>>739359055
So did you let him suck your dick at least?

~30 wm here.

Several years ago I would either seek out or post ads on CL looking for cocks to suck, still see this one black guy (nice thick cock) I've known now twice as long as my wife.

I suck his dick and gargle his jizz at least a couple times a month now. I'm trying to loosen up my asshole now so he can eventually fuck me without him causing my ass to bleed.

>>739373579
Better then nothing I guess, at least I got to mess with a women.

>>739390227
He was very much a bottom so probably not.

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>>739391645
WTF

Watches at 0 $?

>>739378098
Teach me anon.. I fucking love cougars, and grannies.