Civilization thread. Brand new land. At the moment, dubs decide

The biggest nation is Nazi Germany, full of aryans

>>739330664
Rolling

>>739330704
Re roll

>>739330735
Rolling

>>739330760
Roll

>>739330787
Rolling>>739330787

>>739330277
cephopods evolve and crawl out of the ocean, the age of man is over

>>739330664
Re rolling

the biggest is full of fat americans, and the island sinks if anyone eats anything

>>739330883
Rollinf

Kangdom of Egypt
everyone is black skinned and can play basketball and rap in their piramids
The nation's economy relies mostly on food stamps and welfare

The smallest is half full of lobster people and half full of crab people, sworn enemies

Rolling. Biggest = New Africa. Middle = New Mecca. Smallest = Obamaland.

>>739330907
Roll

>>739330938
rawling

>>739330867
roll

Nice, nazi germany full of aryans and hitler as theyre leader (dubs here)

>>739330938
Rolling

>>739330277
The mixed one with Snow and Grass is Nazi Germany

>>739331192
rr

>>739331192
We already have a nazi germany

Jews control all three islands

>>739330938
Rollinf

Jews populate smallest landmass, name it Shekel Island

>>739331340
Re roll

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>>739331098

>>739331361
Roklll>>739331361

>>739331342
Roll

blacks move onto smallest island. property values tumble

>>739331375
OP here. First nation is Nazi Germany!
Anybody can lead Nazi Germany, but it must be dubs.

>>739331342
SJWs control rest of Nazi Island

The small muddy one is inhabited by racist criminals who are all of a different ethnicity and the economy is made from mines, papaya and fraud

>>739331384
Re roll

>>739331450
Behold, A Jew shall lead them

The Nazi party disbands

Adolf hitler leads it

>>739331546
Rolling

>>739331559
Fuck off

>>739331375
Hey OP
>>739331098
This guy didn't roll dubs
>>739331088
this guy did so by virtue
>>739330867
This guy won

I want my god damn tentacle monsters

blackland

>>739331577
Can the jew be jesus?

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Viking metalheads with long braided red beards live in the far north. They got little land but are good at raiding coastal zones with their drum-powered drakkars and electric axetars.

>>739331546
Rolling for that jew to be jesus

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>>739331629
No

>>739331546
Okay, but you have to account for >>739331088 too.

Rolling for anthro dinosaurs to take over the smallest island.

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>>739330277
A new island pops up from the ashes of a series of memecanoes and is named the Ninegagus Armyipelago. The inhabitants are devout followers of _____ (next anon decides) and are known for their flourishing culture primarily consisting of _____ (2nd anon decides), __________ (3rd anon decides), and _____________ (4th anon decides).

>>739331629
It shall be Rabbi Shekelstein

>>739331747
Dank memes from reddit

>>739331747
Rolling for this

>>739331815
It's called ironic memes nig.

>>739331747
rolling for myself daddy

>>739330277
Green is potatoniggers

>>739331747
Roll pls dubs b0ss

>>739331375
On the cold northern region of the eastern continent blonde hair and blue eyed russians show up and begin the Neo-Soviet Union, prepare for Gulag!

>>739331747
If it ain't dubs then I'm a jew

>>739331747
gay niggers

>>739331998
Hey OP does that roll count or not?

>>739331998
kike

>>739332039
but 99

>>739331450
Hitler, of course

>>739331747
Roll

>>739332096
why not m00t

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>>739331577

>>739331450
Joseph Stalin

>>739330277
Northernmost island is populated by werewolves

>>739332279
Rolling for this

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OP here.

Apparently the Nazi Empire has a jewish leader. As well, a new empire rises, an entire SPECIES rises as well.

>>739330938
Rolling for this

Rolling for tumblrinas to populate northernmost island

>>739332367
If anybody is willing to else got dubs, that would be nice. Or just reply "Winrar" or some gay shit like that so I don't miss anything.

>>739332367
Communists arrive on 3rd island

>>739331375
the second to bottom island is desert wastelands with some villages of sandniggers and their slave children, lead by the kevin james

>>739332445
Rolling

Rolling for sjws to populate northenmost land

>>739332544
Winrar, theyre leader shall be a trannie named adolfia hitler

>>739332514
reroll but this time lead by damon albarn

>>739330996

rolling

>>739332544
Winrar

Rabbi Hitlerenstein declares "Final Solution" for SJWs on northern island.

Leader of sjws shall be called adolphe hitler

>>739332612
reroll but this time it's the one underneath the blue land

>>739332500
WINRAR!
WINRAR?
>>739332544
WINRAR!!!

Rerollin' for >>739331708

>>739332667
Rolling for death by high interest charges

>>739332701
a dolphin hitler

The Principality of /pol/ on the icecap of the right-most continent.

Leader is Cyborg Charlemagne

>>739332667
Rolling again

Adolph hitler, a tranny dolphin otherkin hitler as the sjw leader

>>739332722
winrar

>>739332544
Winrar

Cephopods declare final solution on humanity, the lesser of the species

>>739332865
This

>>739332901
Re rolling

>>739332790
reroll

>>739332886
roll

>>739330277
Hello Kek

Lets wait for op to have a chane to drae before all thsi fuckign rol lui gn ok no 404 though

>>739332367
North of unoccupied island claimed by the lolis.

>>739332367
Rabbi Hitlerenstein declares Nazis need more banks and credit, also more space to the population to grow and gather more shekels.

>>739332644
Winrar

>>739332667
Rolling

>>739332367
Grey part grow giant thinking testicules that use telepathic powers to create a mind-connecting-imagination-web and evolve in it. They can only feel the world through touching it (feeling the wind and people walking on them).

rolling for a zeppelin which circles the map, inhabited by shitposters with no leader

>>739331375
Cephopod Master Race spawns more overlords

>>739332790
rerolling

>>739333168
reroll

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>>739332544
SJW Union and (out of all things) Damon Albarn empire is below them.

Upper left North is CHINA NUMBER ONE! China can do shit and manufacture things fast but cant really see because of their chopsticky eyes.

>>739333077
Rolling for Hitlerensteinian infiltration of SJWs

>>739333127

I rolled for lobster crab island.

>>739333255
>>739333243
Since its already been claimed by SJWs, chinese hordes mow them down and retake the land.

>>739333155
Winrar

Testicle Monsters and Cephopods form an alliance to exterminate the humans

>>739333333
SEXTS FUCKING CONFIRM CHINA IS NUMBER ONE

>>739333189
roll

>>739333333
HOLY FUCK

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Rolling for an entire race of Steve Jobs, the national flag is a black sweater and they have no memory of apple and yet continue to innovate.

>>739333255
Rabbi Hitlerenstein declares Anschluss with Chink empire

>>739333333
W I T N E S S M E B L O O D B A G

>>739333333
MOTHERFUCKING CHECK'D

>>739333430
Rolling

>>739333333
Holy shit... i rolled for sjw and im not even mad, jesus christ

Rolling for damon to set up oil rigs across the land and sell whatever we get to nazi germany

the cephlopods develop weather control technology and cause an everlasting drought on other islands

SEXTS DEMAND IT, CHINESE MOW DOWN ALL SJWS AND CONTINUE TO FIGHT EVERYONE IN NORTH WITH SUPERIOR NUMBERS
CHINA NUMBER ONE

CHINA ALSO BEGINS DEVELOPING NUKES

>>739333333
Holy SHIT

>>739333568
Rolling for Nazi Banks to start financing Chink conquest in exchange for all of those glorious shekels.

>>739333568
Reroll for damon's album budget so he can make some music which isn't shit

>>739333416
>>739333333
Re-rolling to give them the rare get virus.

Rabbi Hitlerenstein direct Nazis to develop nukes

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>>739333333
Nazi Germany grows it's land.
The Chinese come out of fucking no where and mow down the SJW Union. It is now the Chinese Union.

>>739333655
Also a single holy shit goes down into the ocean.

>>739333365
roll

testicle and tentacle monsters UNITE

Reroll for damon albarn oil rigs and also building a wall of sand to keep the chinese out of our deserted wasteland country

333333 YEAR OF GOOD LUCK FOR CHINA
CHINA NUMBER ONE
ROUND EYE HAVE NO CHANCE OF SURVIVING

>>739333828
roll

>>739333778
dude where are the giant testicles ??>>739333155

CHINA BEGINS DEVELOPING NUCLEAR BOMBS SUPER FAST WHILE CHURNING OUT MILLIONS OF CHINESE KNOCK OFF ANIMES TO DISTRACT THE WESTERN ROUND EYES

The southern brown shithole is populated entirely by pygmy negroes

cepholods develop cold fusion and start building space program

>>739333777
Winrar
Nazis blitzkrieg rest of their continent.

>>739333778
Cephopod Master Race evolves nuclear radiation resistance, then invents nukes

>>739333778
the cephalopods begin worshiping the holy shit

>>739333904
Oh I'm sorry. I seemed to missed it.

>>739333828
COME ON REROLL I NEED TO PROTECT MY LAND

>>739333778


Nazis and Chinese split Cephopod Empire

Nazis nuke the gooks before they can do anything dangerous

>>739333911
Nazis Anschluss with Chinese neighbors

>>739330664
Roll

>>739333719
Re-Rolling to make the Jobs origin as evolving from the cephlopods after the get virus

Reroll to set up oil rigs but sell oil to china instead so they dont fuck us

CHINA BEGINS MAKING TANKS AS WELL AS THE NUKES, ALSO 911 GET
CHINA WIN ROUND
CHINA NUBMA ONE

the cephlopods have no interest in human fuckery and develop virus to kill humans

>>739334057
come on nigger give dubs

>>739334002
Rolling, red future is coming close and i dont like ir

>>739333778
cephalopods round up nazis and chinese in camps

>>739333904
Giant testicules gather adepts in other civilization and create a religion that make them sacred to all life

>>739333778
Nazis send Rabbis to convert the cephalopods

>>739333778
The chinese take over their continent and begin a land invasion of the nazis

>>739334089
roll

>>739334170
reroll

Instead of oil, damon albarn creates a shitty gorillaz album and releases it in china and nazi germany

>>739334070
ROLL FOR CHINESE TANKS AND EVEN MORE FUCKING NUKES
ROUND EYE HAVE NO CHANCE
中国第一!

>>739334183
NAZIS NUKE THE CHINKS

HEIL HITLERENSTEIN

Damon establishes trading route with the cephopods

>>739334249
Roll

>>739334249
Rolling again

>>739334222
trips checked

Nazis fucking nuke those gooks

>>739333333
Damn, nature

Damon uses subliminal messages in his album to tell the residents of the countries in which the album was released to come to Damonland and work here

CHINA LAUNCHES NUKES AT CEPHOLOPODS TO PREVENT THEM MAKING A VIRUS TO KILL THE CHINESE
CHINESE BEGIN EATING ALL THE OCTOPUS AND SQUID BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING CHINESE

Rolling for the gook nuking

>>739334249
Rell

>>739334222
Feels good.
Unfortunately does nothing to protect his nation.

land bridges form between the three continents

>>739334160

roll

>>739333911
>>739334200
Winrar

cephalopods release virus and kill all humans

>>739334391
CHINA EAT THE SQUID NOW
NUKE SQUIDS NOW
NUKE SQUIDS N O W

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Testicle people appear out of fucking know where. They have an IQ of 1000000000000000.

Nazi develop nukes. Damon creates a new Gorillaz album, delivers it to Nazi Germany and China. Dubs decide if they like them or not.

rolling for 'Gyptian Kangdom, a nation full of vibrant melanin rich gentlemen free from whitey oppreshun

cephlopods ally with the nazis to kill the evil chinese who eat their relitives

Strong aryan immune system protects against virus, ensuring they stay alive

>>739334249
Rollo

Damon uses money from album sales to buy heroin and set up oil rigs finally to sell to the cephalopods in exchange for his life

>>739334400
CHINA READIES ITS ANTI MISSILE SYSTEMS, PREPARING TO SHOOT DOWN ANY FUCKING ROUND EYES ATTACKS

>>739334468
so damn close, reroll

>>739334503

reroll

>>739334508
Re roll

>>739334468
WHERE ARE CHINAS NUKES AT
AND CHINAS FUCKING ANIME

>>739334555
trips of win

>>739334528
Reroll

>>739330938
roll

>>739334468
they hate the album and start a world war in their rage

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cephalapods take over the entire island and start developing tentacle rape porn

>>739334468
The Chinese like it so much they make track #12 their national anthem.

aryan immune system protects

>>739334498
>>739334553
reroll pls

>>739334468
Nazi Jews use shekels and Aryan women to have testicle people unite with them.

>>739334653
roll

>>739334682
DAMNIT REROLL

cephopod orgy

>>739334677
aryan immune system: 1
squids: 0

>>739334653
rerooooooooooool

>>739334716
pls reroll for dem dubs mane

>>739334468
forgot
>>739333911
>>739334200

cephalopods release the virus to kill all humans and declares war on the giant testicles

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>>739334755

>>739334528
roll

>>739334677
but it makes them black

>>739334555

gimme

CHINA FUCKING SNAPS
BEGINS KAMIKAZE ATTACKS ON NAZI NUKE TO BLOW IT UP WHILE ITS STILL IN THE COUNTRY, CAUSING NAZI GERMANY TO BE NUKED IN THE PROCESS, WHILE ONLY LOSING A SMALL AMOUNT OF FIGHTER PILOTS

>>739334691
Rolling

>>739334793
reroll

TENTACLE ORGY MANG

>>739334806
Nazis nuke chinks

nazi germany creates a strong shield around they're nation, made out of plasma. only aryans can get past it

>>739334806
china has no fucking chill, rerolling for the choppy sticky.

>>739334806
this

>>739334792
reroll for heroin and oil

Still, if anybody gets any dubs, please say "Winrar" or "Bingo" or some other gay shit. Thanks

>>739334879
Rolling

>>739334886
rolling for this

Sodomite empire rises

>>739334806
another reroll for china, china no. 1

>>739334468
Testiland start to mindfuck receptive people in other lands into creating a religion about love and the importance of ball's hair

>>739334879
Reroll

>>739334811
>>739334755
>>739334677
>>739334555
all winrars

>>739334975
reroll

>>739334879
One more time

>>739334806
Rolling

Rolling for damon to sit back in his throne and cry for 8 days straight

(and oil/drugs)

>>739334975
rollin rollin rollin

>>739334879
Fuck you chinks

>>739335023
Roll for China

>>739334886
aryan create plasma shield, only aryans can get past it, it instantly destorys and gooks that try to get past it (trips destory it)

>>739334941
rr

the ocean dries up. damon is blamed.

>>739335080
Another roll for china

>>739335039
seconded

>>739334555

Winrawr

>>739335102
rolling

>>739335117
rolling

>>739335077
winrar

>>739335117
this

China reproduces thousands of children and uses them to do a kamikaze mission on the nazi nuke, causing it to explode while still in the nazi base.

>>739335123
baah, off-by-one-by-one

>>739335077
Aryan women drain testilands balls with a vengeance. Their powers are nullified.

>>739335148
rerolling

>>739335197
roll

>>739335213
Rolling

Rolling for damon to use album money to form better and bigger villages for his people and starts production on a new album

>>739335197
Chinas gonna fucking win

aryan brain to strong for religion, christianty only true religion. they start a crusade against the tentacle people

>>739335211
winrar

>>739335291

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>>739331485
Bump and rolling for intrigue

>>739334879
Roll to nuke chinks

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The Nazis allies with the Octopuses and the "Balls" empire. The Octopuses go to war with China. Gyptian Empire rises.

Should we start a new thread, by the way? Seems to get crowded, and too many nations to keep track of.

\ROLL FOR CHINA TO INVADE GERMANY AND TAKE OVER THEIR NUCLEAR WEAPONS AND USE THEM TO NUKE THE SQUIDS

>>739335358
Death to all rice hats

>>739335213
Roll

>>739335335
rolling

>>739335400
WINRAR

>>739335390
Oh yeah, China gets a bunch of nukes and gets super into anime.

CHINA USES SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGY TO NUKE FUCKING EVERY NATION
THEY SEND TWO NUKES TO GERMANY, FUCK YOU NAZI PIGGU!

Roll for damon to build underground bunker incase of riots of people thinking he drained the oceans, he also builds better villages

>>739335335
nazi and chinese nukes explode due to a malfunction

>>739335390
Yes, new thread

>>739335470
rolling for the egg rolls

>>739335077
>>739335077
>>739335077

Winrar for the testicle religion !