>ITT: we throw around great riddles Give me your best. pic

I'll start with shit tier:

What has ears but can not hear?

>>739325492


When is a door not a door

>>739325722
ear muffs?

>>739325924
when it is a door knob.

>>739325924
When its ajar

>>739325722
Riddle-Master here.

Corn. Step up

What has sex with your wife but is not you?

>>739325492
I remember when that movie came out, worst Joker ever. Even the new one in that Suicide squad crap was better than this atrocity.

>>739326184
Me

>>739325492
What do you call a dog with no ears?

>>739326184
A tampon made in germany but soaked with the blood of my enemies

>>739326009
Shit-tier pun fam tbh

You can do better

What is the difference between a duck?

>>739326362
Doesn't matter, he doesn't reply.

>>739325722
corn.
nice dubs

>>739326467
Wrong.

The answer is 'Good boy'

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>>739326229

>>739326421
A

>>739325492
What do you call a person who has one X chromosome, one Y chromosome, and claims to be a woman?

How Long is a Chinese name

10 fish are in a tank, 2 die, 3 swim away and 4 drown. How many are left?

It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?

>>739326725
You, OP, the Transfaggot.

>>739326725
Retarded?

>>739326223
Riddler =/= joker
You can see in the new Lego Batman movie that those people are completely different. Besides most of the old batman movies have some cringe to it, it has something to do with the decor as well as the villains.

>>739326693
Wrong
The answer is:
It swims better than it walks.

>>739326921
Nothing

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>>739326378

that is oddly specific

>>739325492
When the many are reduced to one, to what is the one reduced?

>>739326855
10

>>739326855
7 I guess
>>739326939
Implying that was OP
>>739326921
I don't know but I guess it has to do with a letter.

>>739326939
>>739326972
Oooh so close. The answer we were looking for was: 'A man'

A man in Texas is driving as it breaks down.
In the car he has his pregnant wife and 2 year old son. They are arguing about missing their favorite TV-show.
What time is it?

>>739326831
ping pong bing bong

>>739326855
Vague wording does not equate riddledom, there are multiple interpretations

>>739327150
Yeah, that was lame.

>>739327278
If a chicken says, "All chickens are liars" is the chicken telling the truth?

>>739326921
>>739327074
Something

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Never rub another man's rhubarb

>>739327465
No

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OP here:

next tier, still kind of easy.

You get in a room with 2 doors and 2 guards. One of the guards is always lying, the other one is always telling the truth. You get 1 question to figure out which door to choose, GO.

>>739327684
trick question chickens cant talk

>>739327788
You ask them why OP is such a flaming faggot then pick whichever door you want cause OP fucked up the riddle

>>739327842
cheeky cunt

>>739327956
Why don't you get back to one of those intresting "Dubs get" posts?

>>739327319
Gilligan's Island. Comes on at 4 p.m.

>>739327788
Where does the doors go?
You forgot to say that one leads to heaven and one leads to hell.
And why are you posting the most well known "riddle"?
Why can't the OP ever come up with something original. Make your own riddle.

>>739328046
You are a disgrace of a riddler.

Check'em

>>739328061
It is time to get a new car!!!

LOOOOOOOOL GOT YOU!

>>739328061
I kek'd

>>739326421
If you were in a box, how would think outside it?

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>>739328433
Like this.

>>739326223
>joker
18+

A mathematician was arrested at a bar, why?

>>739326725
A man.

>>739326831
Yeah, i know it is.

I am a 5-letter word. If you take away four of my letters, I'm still pronounced the same way. What word am I?

>>739326921
crack cocaine

>>739328752
because he was doing illegal things ez

>>739328433
by going outside of it or erasing the box

>>739328838
queue

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You are prisoner who is about to die. The guards give 3 rooms to choice from. Room1 is a very dark room where a hidden assassin is ready to attack you. Room2 is were a starving loin that hasnt eating in days. And Room3 is a room thats on fire. Which room would you choose?

>>739328838
queue

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OP goes 1 up:
I've 3 lives. So hard I break rocks, so light i caress the sky, and so smooth I clean your skin.

>>739328928
The loin

>>739328838
Queue

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>>739328928
The starved to death lion please.

Wade ran away from home and took three left turns. He wants to go home, but there's a masked man there. Who's the masked man?

>inb4 "bane"
>inb4 4u

>>739329033
why

What item can you find in a man's pants that has a head on it, and that women love so much they often blow it?

>>739329150
Himself looking into a mirror

>>739329196
Because it is already starved to death

>>739328947
Ice. Steam/water vapor. Water.

>>739328752
>>739328851

Drinking and deriving

>>739325722
easy, a deaf person

>>739326921
money

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>>739329227
Money

Next one from OP, hurry up with the last one:

soft as a petal that falls from a tree, the more i dry the wetter I'll be, what am I?

>>739329288
nope, nice dubs tho

>>739329543
A woman

>>739329543
Snow

How many legs does a dog have, if you call the tail a leg?

Everyone's and no one's, infinite and infintesimal, relative, relevant, and nonexistant, what am I?

Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain on earth?

>>739329543
A towel.

>>739329150
The umpire.

What does a dog do that a man steps into?

>>739329844
Mt Everest still

>>739329946
close enough, i was looking for the catcher tho.

>>739325924
When its a window.

>>739329946
Ha, umpire. Stupid fuck.

>>739327788
You ask them if they are guards. Easy

>>739329761
Truth?

>>739329477
/thread

>>739330549
Why is that the end of the thread, edgemeister?

>>739328928
Well, if you are most definitely going to die, you are going to pick the room with the assassin. They are trained to kill quickly so your death will not be very painful.

I am a jumble of sticks stacked together, what am I?

>>739330691
What if its painfully painful poison?

>>739330772
Op.

>>739328928
The Bathroom.

>>739330492
It was time.

>>739330772
Topkek

>>739330388
>Dubs
And then what? One tells you he is, the other doesn't.

what's brown and sticky

an Indian designated shitting street

>>739331335
It's ask one "if I ask the other is his door the way, will he tell me yes?"