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Dubs decides what I do with Jesus

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Dubs decides what I do with Jesus
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Give it to a nice old lady
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>>739325292
Pray to him. Ask for forgiveness.
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>>739325292
hug it
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follow his teachings
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>>739325292
soak in gas light on fire.
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what else put him in your ass faggot
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put your foreskin around his head
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>>739325292
Eat it with a knife and fork.
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>>739325441
re roll
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Put it in your urethra and upload the images
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throw him in a fire pit.
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>>739325292
Commit your life to him. Renounce material comforts.
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>>739325441
reroll
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Go to church
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love him
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>>739325565
re-roll
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Make him a nice hat. :)
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>>739325465
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>>739325453
i roll for that
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>>739325596
rerolll
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>>739325292
Place it very close to your bed and every time you have a girl over, explain to her the greatness of Jesus.
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>>739325292
Super glue him to the front of your car
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make a dumb little hat for him

>captcha: bible venta
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stick up ass in any way possible
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this is 4chan, so jizz on jesus?
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>>739325292
Join a Christian Monastery for him.
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nut on him then shove up ass
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>>739325677
Dubs have spoken!
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>>739325677
winrar
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>>739325611
Then shove it up your butthole.
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>>739325677
winrar
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>>739325611
Winna
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>>739325677
we already have a jizzus
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go to a church during service and throw him on the ground and scream "THE DEVIL HAS TAKEN ME AS ONE" or something along those lines
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>>739325292
eat him, entierly
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Give it to a nigger. Tell him to pray to become latin like toy Jesus.
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>>739325677
>winrar
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>>739325611
This
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burn in front of a church
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>>739325611
This dubs won first
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>>739325611
SHIT WASTE OF A DUB DAMN
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>>739325611
/thread
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>>739325677
Then post to twitter with the hashtag #jizzforjesus. Get it trending.
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OP here gonna make him a hat
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>>739325611
winrar
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>>739325839
Reroll
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>>739325611
win
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>>739325833
>>739325611

Checked
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>>739325839
>>739325874
Rereroll
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>>739325866
Check'd
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>>739325937
THE LORD OF DUBS COMMANDS YOU
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>>739325866
then cum on him nigger we had 2 winners
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>>739326002
Fuck it.
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>>739325944
Checked
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>>739325292
hammer a nail into his forehead.
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>>739325944
Shrek'd
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>>739326099
Kek'd & check'd
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Its not gonna happen. op is faggot
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>>739325453
rollio
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There a hat next is trips
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Put in jar and fill with cum
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>>739325839
Rolling
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>>739325839
Reroll.
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>>739325839
Trips get
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Shove him up your pooper
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cum on it
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>>739325839
Do it faggot
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>>739326202
Put him in your ass so that only his head pops out and take a nice pic of his smiling face.
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>>739326291
Reroll
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Put him in your dick hole
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>>739326202
My, that IS a nice hat.
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Flush him down the toilet
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>>739325839
WITNESS ME
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Shit on him
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>>739326202
Repent.
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eat it
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Cum on him. Put it on /r/cummingonfigurines
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Put the hat on the very top of your penis, and put Jesus on the shaft like he's riding it. :)
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>>739326532
roll
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make him a wife
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>>739325839
Op you better deliver
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Cum all over his man tittys
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Crucify it
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>>739326610
Reroll
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>>739326532
rolll
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>>739326202
I'll bet one of the apostles is really jealous of his new hat.
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Jesus fights for your sins
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>>739326650
Again
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>>739326202
Swallow head with hat
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>>739326513
Roll
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>>739326532
rolol
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Nail him to your dick
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>>739326699
Doubledubs
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Place him in a mosque
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Just tell him you love him. :)
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shove his head up you're dick hole
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>>739325839
#jizzforjesus!
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>>739326202
Commit your life to following his example and his teachings.
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Make a ku kux klan hat for him and paint a swastika on his robe. Upload on your Facebook.
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Put him on your mantle or in a prominent place of display in your house for one year.
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Throw him away and go to bed
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>>739326202
"Hotglue"/SOF him
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>>739326822
Roll
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>>739327167
Reroll
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Trips so hard to get. No trips in thread. Why no trips in thread? This bad thread.
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make another hat
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Lay him on top off yor dick. Post pic on twitter using the hashtag #crucidicktion
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>>739325292
jesus up the pooper
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kick a animal in front of him
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Set him on fire and take pics as he melts into his fiery demise.
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Did you know jesus is chines???
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leave him in front of the entrance to a church
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>>739327330
roll
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jizz on jesus
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>>739327330
rawling
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jesus up the butt
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>>739327330
this
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Put him in some ice cream
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>>739327330
Do it for jizzus
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>>739327330
Roll
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Crucify him
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>>739327330
up the pooper pl0x
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>>739327330
up the pooper
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Just put it in your butt dude.
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>>739327330
for fucks sake op this
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Jesus in anus
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>>739327419
Cum all over Jesus
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MAKE YOUR ASS INTO A SACRED TEMPLE TO WORSHIP JESUS BY SHOVING HIM WAY UP THERE DO IT NOW NIGGA
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in pooper
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>>739325292
shove it up your asshole
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In pooper
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>>739327330
jesus in rectal cavity
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>>739325497
reroll
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Dont do anything with it
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feet up pooper with hat on
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smear it in Tabasco and shove it up ur ass
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>>739328049
Roll
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Burn his face in the name of Allah
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>>739328074
reroll
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>>739328073
now that is something id fap to
rolllllll
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up pooper
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Pooper mother fucker
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>>739327369

reroll
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Either shove him up your ass and show us his shit hat or fuck right off with this
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put his head on a fidget spinner
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>>739328161
up pooper
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>>739328170
trips git?
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Take Jesus to taco bell and order a burrito for him in your best Mexican accent. When you get to the drive through and they ask if you want sauce, pick him up and ask him in front of the cashier. Record this.
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>>739325292
melt him
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jesus up pooper
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>>739328253
Hi leddit
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Shove Jesus up someone elses ass
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>>739328182
this
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>>739326680
Shouldn't he be fighting against my sins?
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UP POOOOOPER
REEEEEEEEEEE
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cum on him and let him soak in it for 6 months
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>>739328404
roll
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jizz on it
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>>739328434
gay
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just shove him up your ass already
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>>739325292
Worship him the rest of your life
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>>739325292
Set him on fire for being a sheep fucker and starting a false religion that causes half the problems and misery in the world
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Use it as a buttplug
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>>739328489
pl0x
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>>739325611
did he do it?
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>>739326202
Burn him
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Just put it in your ass
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>>739328554
motherfuck
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>>739328581
Please
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up pooper for satan
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>>739326202
neat!
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>>739328554
>>739328556
ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>739328659
roll>>739328659
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>>739328556
Are you fucking blind?
>>739326202
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>>739328710
up pooper?
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>>739328548
This
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Cum on him.
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id like to say....
up pooper?
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>>739328877
roll
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JUST PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT ALREADY OP
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in the ass
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>>739326099
for the win!
Yeah. Pound it in. Harder! Harder!
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>>739328985
up ass NOW
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let him in your heart
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>>739329000
There it is
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>>739325292
Burn the mother fucker
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>>739329000
checked
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>>739329038
Winner winner fidget spinner
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>>739329000
deliver faggot
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>>739329000
anal justice
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build him a house
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>>739329000
So uncreative
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op is kill?
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Jesus in pooper
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>>739329000
got em
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Please deliver. dont be a newfag
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Didnt specify whoes ass on next is still trips
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>>739329000
Inb4 OP is a massive faggot
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Nail him to a 2x4
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>>739329362
fucking whore
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OP I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR 30 MINS NOW ROLLING FOR TRIPS PUT JESUS IN YOUR POOPER NOW!!!!!!!
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>>739329362
kys faggot
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>>739329362
Weak. Abandon thread
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>>739329362
Lol. I still say jerk off and jizz on jesus.
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OP is a faggot
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>>739329362
Yeah thats nice and so on but i now request a poloshirt for jesus
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Deepthroat a mouse
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>>739329362
set on fire
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Op cut YOUR dick off the one attatched to your body and make Jesus use it as a surfboard. If fem anon jesus between tits
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Up your pooper
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shove him up your fucking ass you goddamn faggot
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>>739329362
Stick jesus up "YOUR" ass
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Leave jesus alone
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>>739329751
DO IT
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>>739329712
up YOUR pooper
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>>739329791
roll
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microwave him for the length of my (or next) dubs in seconds
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>>739329861
rolling
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>>739329791 roll
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>>739325292
up the ass my boy
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Up ur asshole op
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PUT HIM IN YOUR ASS
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>>739329362
I don't want to see your hairy ass. Drench Jesus in raw eggs.
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>>739325292
Donate him to a toy program for poor kids.
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Set it on fire. Actual fire. Not a fucking drawing of fire that you will set him on.
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>>739330222
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>>739330222
waaaaaatttt
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>>739330222
winrar, waste of trips
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Fucking lame op. im out, fucking virgin.
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>>739330222
FUCK YOU
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>>739330222
I PRAYED FOR DUBS AND I GOT TRIPS

PRAISE JESUS

>For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
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>>739330353
amen
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>>739330222
Good Guy anon
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Goodbye jesus and hello bullet buddy trips decided what i do with him and no up the ass be original
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>>739330546
Load him into a gun then take him out and shoot yourslef
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>>739330546
Stop being a fucking pussy OP. Why the fuck are you on /b/ if you aren't willing to do what digits demand? Fuck you.
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>>739330546

You're not even gonna donate Jesus. And for that, put bullet buddy up your ass.
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Put him in your peehole
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>>739330546
insert deeply in pee hole and pee him out
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>>739330782
rolling
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>>739330546
fuck off you cunt
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>>739330546
Shit on it.
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>>739330782
this
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>>739330831
dis
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put your foreskin over him
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microwave it
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>>739325292
Butt-plug !
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>>739330546
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>>739330888
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>>739330888
winrar
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>>739330909
Dubs and double-dubs. It's a miracle !
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>>739330888
OP better commit
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>>739330888
Winnner!
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>>739325292
dildo.
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