no rekt thread?

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>>739324569

>>739324916
is died?

>>739325024
Nah I'm sure they stitched his shit back together

>>739325194
Da fuck happened?

how can you even fix that... or even still be alive, fuck dude please someone explain

>>739325336
nerve gas, son

>>739324916
story?

>>739325336
"Damn, dude, gas is expensive these days."

"Yeah, good thing I got enough for cigarettes. Want one?"

"NO NO DON'T LIGHT THA-"

>>739325447
isis, cartels, who the fuck cares. savages chopped a dude up.

>>739325024
It is ok. His body was tired and fell asleep so a couple of friendly guys came and took his head to the bedroom.

>>739325447
Not sure, but it happened on a basketball court it looks like. Or a gymnasium floor. Shits fucked

>>739326150
thats fake

>>739326039
It looks like the small sports hall at my old school, it probably isn't though.

>>739326276
Are you sure?

>>739326150
https://youtu.be/zbSjSIY0Zkk

>>739326276
No it isn't, this video proves it.

>>739326479
>>739326519
Are you guys retarded? It's part of a movie. I swear every year /b/ gets dumber and dumber, smh.

>>739326773
nah man, I remember reading about this in the newspaper, they probably will make a movie about it one day

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>>739326773

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>>739327114

>>739326773
I was the driver. AMA.

Anyone have any self inflicted high powered rifle or shotgun pictures?

do they feel anything if they dont aim weird aka pointing forwards under the jaw

>>739324916
Head and arm cut off perfectly synchronous

i'm fascinated by these threads, more than I should be, but that doesnt mean I enjoy them. i have this thing called white privilege and another thing called empathy.

I know the world is a fucked place but to the people who actually get a kick out of watching these you're either a psychopath or an edgelord who wants people to think you are.

Either way, not taking the moral high ground. The internet is a wonderful place where we can see this shit freely, but damn you niggers need mental help. I suggest eating a bullet.

>>739327646
wow great post! I'm sure lots of people will fall for this non self contradictory and tremendous ruse!!!!! Don't worry friend, I won't give it up :-)

I don't even know where the FUCK to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>739328521
Oh my dear, where to start with a pathetic fuck, like you

This is not your ecochamber that tumblr is, this is where you are confronted with the purest that mankind is without its restraints, you are confronted with reality, these videos show fucking reality, if you are like me, you are desesitized to this kind of shit due to prior happenings, but your comment just shows that you are some priviledged weak cunt who never had something bad to experience and lives on in his isolated dream world where never something bad happens

most people here don't even fucking value their life due to how others treat them, tell me a reason how you shouldn't shrug off death, if life does not treat you well
cunt

>>739328431
that's more gore than rekt

>>739328521
Wew what a massive faggot

>>739328431
Brazil sure looks fun.

>>739328521
fuck off, we are the cool people here, you will never fit in, jelly yet??

>>739328521
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Copypasta and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the Pasta. Oh, and we all know the Pasta. The “epic” Copypasta guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking Copypasta. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Pastafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE FUCK TO BEGIN.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>739328431
I wonder what these fucks were like as kids?

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>>739325336
He accidentally selected Premium nerve gas instead of unleaded.

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>>739325607
>isis
Nah. Shit tier camera work.

>>739326773
>every year
you mean everyday

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>>739328431
>you will never scoop the brains out of your defeated enemies

why even live?

>>739328521
>being this much of a faggot
this is /b/, get over it

>>739325307
Never fails to make me laugh. That's the way I want to go.

>>739329287
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>739326150
What movienis that fagget. Thanks nigger.

>>739326510
I remember when that happened. I had to help clean up the bodies.

>>739328521
tbh i just find it fascinating what a human body can go through and still survive like >>739324569
also some of these posts are just webms of accidents that we hear about on the news all the time, it makes me curious how it looks like.

>>739330058
lol dude would that happen from aiming shotgun anywhere in the mouth or did he use something retarded explosive

>>739330012
Tag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQzKLZWQ6xE

>>739330431
He still has the barrel in his hand. I guess he aimed in his mouth towards the ceiling.

>>739330647
lol you should've cut it before he rescues the girl

>>739330391
tbqh that's the most humane way of slaughtering livestock. Much better than the shit that the muzzies will do to puppers, like injecting them with boiling acid or all sorts of fucked up shit.

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Hey I need your help to find a gore pic, its a rotten body with his brain out and decomposed, there is a hairy guy next to the brain almost naked, its in a shitty operation room with a chan4chan watermark, i draw if it help you please

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>>739330647

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>So much retard in this bread

>>739329579
mo butter

>>739331154
I knew it! I knew one of you would do this!

>>739329846
parental guardian's fault for not keeping him from running into traffic

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>>739327646
>libcuck finds gore
> omg ur all sycos!! im just here cuz facinated

kek
welcome home, summer.

>>739330947
>tbqh that's the most humane way of slaughtering livestock
Gassing them to knock them out is the most humane way. Stop defending your "religion of peace".

>>739328959
>>739329145
>>739329857
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

If someone shot themselves in the head and lived what would happen? wouldnt they be in a nursing home and have all their guns and knives taken? seeing the man with the head blown off makes me think what if he failed at it

>>739331399
Kek!
>>739331204
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>739331560
>you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion.
>My opinion.
I can't. Stop being funny. I'm waking everybody up.

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>>739331560

Wow. You guys really think you're the coolest people on the internet. THE INTERNET. I bet you losers post this stuff just to feel better about your miserable lives, because deep down you know being cool on the internet means NOTHING. All of you are fat, no life losers who sit and masturbate to anime all day. I bet it won't even matter if I post this because you will STILL sit inside all day jacking off and not being a productive member of society. Maybe once you're in your 40's and eating the barrel of a gun you will think back on what I've said in sorrow. But probably not, because you're FAT and SAD.

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>>739331480
>gassing them is the most humane way
now we're talking

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>>739328521
newfag spotted

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>>739331904

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>>739331564
It depends on how you aim.
Some people just shot their eyes out.
I'm no doctor but pic related can not be too far off.

>>739328521
I can't fap to normal porn anymore.......

>>739331904
I'm not fat. Take that back!

>>739326773
it was reported on the news, its real, try watching something other than CNN or Fox news american dumbass

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>>739331688

not him but would aiming straight back in the mouth probably mean youd be alive?

what about dead center forehead>

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>>739331560
>fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site
>4chan
>t a k e n s e r i o u s
>s
>e
>r
>i
>o
>u
>s
My sides are in another dimension

>>739325381
> nerve gas
what are you talking about? how is that nerve gas?

>>739325447
BROWN PEOPLE

>>739325336
Looks like he overfilled a propane tank.

>>739332633
See >>739329471

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>>739329579

>>739329579
is this real??

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>>739329846
dat thumbnail

>>739332438
If using a firearm to the head, the most common danger is missing the important parts of the brain. Aiming under the chin with a shotgun can blow off parts of the face causing massive disfiguration, plus a hole through the windpipe, and still not be fatal. Shots to the front of the head may impair brain function (possibly causing paralysis) or affect personality, but still leave the parts of the brain that control bodily functions intact. Shooting through the temples can miss the brain by passing below it, but still sever nerves that go to the eyes, causing blindness. The prognosis for those failing using this method are rarely good.

>>739331560
shut up faggot i dont even read what you type just stop

>>739325336
he put the wrong type of fuel in the tank. he realized too late and it had already mixed with the other fuel already in the tank and created an explosion. if he noticed earlier he could have prevented it, but too much fuel of the wrong type already went in

>>739333015
What was that dumb fucker trying to do?

>>739333018
>>739332438
>>739331564
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/firearms

>>739333138
> mix diesel and gasoline
> make explosive
> ???
> prophet

>>739333332
aww cunt knuckle, off by one.

>>739333332
>prophet
I see what you did there...

>>739333486
srry, just haraming it up......

>>739325381
/summer/

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>>739333138
KEK

>>739324569
Omg I lost it at the file name

>>739331560
Gr8 b8 m8. I r8 8/8

>>739326150
haters will say its photoshopped

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>>739331154

>>739328521
y'all niggers are dumb. its b8

>>739334139
This isn't a ylyl thread.

>>739333179
he was trying to fly anon.
like you do from your problems.

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>>739332203

>newfag taking the bate
>newfag spotted

newfag spotted

>>739325447
its just cgi

>>739325024
Always the dumbest fucking comment.

Stay edgy kiddo.

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fuckin REKT

>>739334559
says the summerfag trying to act popsy
>stay edgy kiddo

>>739334640
that motherfucker is old. wut he 60? is the presdent 60 cent

>>739328521
>>739328770
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>739334762
Nigga you must be as high as I am lol

>>739334646
he isnt even on fire

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>>739324569

>>739334559
shut up you fucking faggot, I'm 21 and have a job, have been posting on this chan for 2 years, and have sex regularly, don't fucking call me edgy. I'm going to take thirty fucking Kershaw kerambit knifes and furiously stab you until your screams of pain are reduced to gurgles and then in your death throws find the biggest knife wound and fuck it until I orgasm, using the blood as lube, and I hope all of you other liberal retards get cancer and in your final days bleed out in a car crash so I can jack off to the images just like I did where the Starship Troopers where Diz gets ripped apart and chokes to death on her blood, you'd better fucking run before my penis is covered in your blood, and be a lesson to all of these faggots who think the fallacy of calling me edgy is a legitimate tactic for arguments

>>739330391
Fucking jews

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>>739330647

>>739330058
Still fake af

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>>739328521
these kinds of posts bring /b together
i like it

>>739324569

did he die? i can't imagine living like that without a lower jaw

>>739328521
wow get over it, nothing can be done for these dead people.

>>739332721
Deformed little shit

>>739334827
whole-heartedly**
you didn't even try, buddy.

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>>739334438
>newfag taking the bate
>newfag spotted

>newfag spotted
newfag spotted guys

>>739324916
JuliusCaesar.webm

>>739326150

from a movie called the wind or the air, something like that

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>>739334827
Shut the fuck up Ricky. You're makin' us look bad.

>>739325194
the IRA really losing their touch

>>739324569
Jaw dropping.

>>739325194
the IRA are really losing their touch

>>739328521
this was original the first 15 times i saw it

>>739331204
i lost,

ylyl

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>>739334835
OMG. Thank you. Changing the file name to Ricky Bobby.

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>>739335000
>this chan
>THIS CHAN

fucking kys already, you'll do the world a favor

Also, thread is fucking 50% rekt, 50% anons calling others summerfags.

Get your shit together, morons.

>>739333001
cmon, the kid could not have been able to buy a gun. it ilegal, u cant do that lol.

>>739332320
ya it sucks doesnt it???

>>739334646
what. how. why.

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>>739331204
>front tire keeps rolling away

>>739329287
fight pasta with pasta

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>>739334678

>>739332203
cant tell if this is bait or not

>>739335191
But why?
Do you mean Sid or what?

>>739329471
Underrated. Thanks for keks, anon.

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>>739335191
Call me an idiot faggot but it looks totally real to me.

>>739332896
underrated

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>>739326510
Holy shit that was awesome

>>739331204
Fuck, that actually happened to me when I was about 13. Got a bike secondhand, fixed it up, rode it a couple times, and then the fucking frame BROKE IN TWO right under me. Bad welding IIRC. Thankfully I wasn't going as fast as this guy and didn't get hurt.

>>739332127
Damn, you made me spit my soda everywhere

Thanks for that

>>739330391
is that a katana?

>>739332721
Poached for his ivory

>>739332127
Underfuckingrated

>>739334835
He had a seizure

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>>739324569
>BARKIG NWS!!!!

¿Y dos ram hav long tail!

Yuo can tell!

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>>739331154
This is why we can't have nice things.

>>739334646
>>739335964

he played my mixtape

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>>739331560
you put way too much effort into this

>>739334762
even worse. 71. oldest president in history.

>>739334827

>intensive purposes

tell me you don't actually speak like that

>>739336970
No damage from shotgun blast to the shower wall behind his head. There definitely wouldn't be that much blood in front of the body, especially all of that blood on the right side wall.

>>739328770
>>739328959
>>739329145
>>739329857
>>739335299
All you niggers got the bait

>>739337058
Best scene in the movie. You don't have to watch the rest of now.

>>739337740
He was leaned forward, his head exploded in all directions and he aimed at the ceiling.

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>>739330391
killed a perfectly good piece of ass.

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>>739326479
>>739326519

Had a hearty Lel

>>739338288
How are you going to aim at the ceiling, with a long gun, while sitting?

>>739338478
Well, maybe not at the ceiling but high enough that it's not in the picture.

>>739334646
the IRA can't stop this man

>>739338156
u too took the b8

>>739338478
Cause rigor sets in immediately and he'd be stuck standing forever?
He fell down retard. Ever fallen in a tub? You slide right down.

>>739328521
>>739328770
>>739329287
>>739334827

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>739338832
It's a fake photo bro

>>739331154
Is that a dirty cunt?

>>739338954
>[Citation needed]

>>739337896
You spin me right round baby

Anyone have the spongebob limbs one?

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>yfw summers are actually reading and falling for the copypastas

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>>739339265

>yfw 99% of people who reply to copypasta are trying to get (you)'s from people calling them summerfags etc.

>>739327646
keep summer safe

>>739328770
This bro gets it

>>739325307
>free head

>>739339488
Zyklon B?

>>739339665
micro-volcano, he got burned to death by lava leaking out of the ground. this was in Indonesia

>>739331560
STFU fag, you're proving our point.

>>739339781
>>739339665
You are both wrong. It was obviously a severe case of spontaneous human combustion.

>>739331904
Did someone miss his bacon snack time, fat ass?

>>739331204
Fuckin lol

>>739330566
Love u

>>739339665
It looks like the thing they were moving got electrified

>>739340392
If that would have been the case all three men would have died. It was definitely spontaneous human combustion.

>>739328521
This isn't funny, but it isn't sick either. It's just cold, rotting flesh. People post it to be edgy and offend cowards like you

>>739339892
Damn you, /b/. I fucking hate you. I've been noticing how you've been fucking with my head, making me see memes everywhere, and now it cost me my job.
I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in New England. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, and I'm even bisexual myself, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, /b/ seized control of my brain.
"There you are, guys. Enjoy your AIDS." As soon as that A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a moment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant.
The two dudes go APESHIT. My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the shit out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

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>>739328521
yes, everyone is taking the bait.

>>739340670
Anon, how could you bite such obvious b8?

>>739334139
lost

>>739340770
Actually thats not the point, we know its bait but we also know there are some people reading it who think the exact same thing, and we take it as an opportunity to reply to them.

>>739340618
Electricity will usually take the shortest path to the ground. The current may have went through the one guy only. Or they could have been wearing gloves

>>739340718
Haha

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>>739340718
Nice autistic moment, you had a minute of attention. Good job

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>Be me
>21
>Kissless virginfag
>Average guy, not fat
>Fapped every other day since i can remember
>Download tinder app
>Match some qt3.14
>Start chatting
>Going alright
>Ask to come over and she agrees
>Wait till parents go out
>She comes over
>Awkward at first but soon settle as i put a film on
>Start kissing
>hellyeah.jpg
>She says its ok she knows im a virginfag and she likes it
>Starts rubbing my leg
>Sits on top of me still making out
>Unbuttons my shirt
>Kisses my chest
>Boner through the roof
>Take off her top
>Big whopping tatas loving it
>Pulls down my trouser and starts BJ
>Trying not to come
>Pull her head away
>Give it 2 mins
>She is moaning so loud
>No longer thinking about climaxing
>Going as hard as i can white knight
>She is wailing in pleasure
>Wailing
>She is a whale
>Blubber everywhere
>Tells me to stick finger in blowhole
>I do it, so moist
>Harpoon so hard roodypoo cant fine me
>Hear front door open
>Voice outside "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!"
>Mom opens door
>Gets on the floor
>Walk the dinosaur

>>739340892
see
>>739341012

>>739329947
Fucking kek

>>739341024
This

>>739341024
Nope. Everyone knows chinks and nips are have an electricity immunity of 50. This was definitely a case of insurance fraud. The zipperhead is probably rolling in Yen right now

>>739341012
that's retarded, but okay.

>>739325380
He might have lost a lot of blood but his brain may be intact.

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>>739332721

>>739328431
Do they think he's a kinder surprise egg?

>>739341344
Look on the bright side. Once it heals they can glue some cloth to the skin flaps and use his face as a mop

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>>739331688
>gorilla warfare
>gorilla
You took all that time to write a long as fuck wall of text and you fail so early on...
reddit really did a number on this place

>>739341536
>Firetruck.webm

>>739337395
kek

>>739339781
Has anybody died by lava in recent years?

>>739341742
What in the whorly jesus did you just say about me, little rabble rouser? I’ll have you know I graduated just below 3/4 of my class in the Pillsbury Doughboy Sprinkle Cookie Bake Off, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on the Seattle Mayor’s buttplug museum, and I have over 300 confirmed squirts. I am trained in rainbow pinch wrestling and I’m the top wiper in the entire US portapotty forces. You are nothing to me but just another sweet, soft baby butt. I will wipe your ass the fuck out of poo with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my stretch marks. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet and not smacking my balls? Think again,sweetmeat. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of buttpirates across the USA and your library card is being traced right now so you better prepare for the cultural enrichment, busybuns. The kind that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Oscar Meyer. You’re takin’ a nap, youngin’. I can’t be anywhere, anytime because I cough a lot, and I’d have to research how to kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands but that’s so icky, let’s just cuddle okay? Not only am I extensively trained in drugged out penis-fencing, but I have access to the entire list of bathroom preferences of the United States Rainbow Coalition and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your wobbly ass. You’ll have to face the continent-sized women of the sjw movement, you little whackanoodle. If only you could have known what baby batter your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held the umbrella tighter. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you tittering furball. I will sprinkle happy juice all over you and you will drown in it. You’re getting a hug, friendo.

>>739341906
I did yesterday, but it didn't kill me yet.

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A few years back, when I was living in Puerto Rico, I had to take care of my uncle's dog for a while. He was a big Golden Retriever and his name was Sasu. After about 3 days, I was extremely turned on and without a boyfriend, so this dog in my pussy seemed like a pretty good idea. One day, I decided to go for a walk and take the dog with me. I was conveniently wearing a skirt and once we reached a pretty secluded street, I pulled up my skirt and got on all fours. At first the dog just sniffed my butt around but once he got the idea, he got on top of me and started humping my butt through my panties. He kept banging against my clit and my juices were flowing to pretty much everywhere. I didn't let him inside me yet because I was too afraid. I mean, think about it. That's pretty fucking gross. But anyways. Whenever I got back home, I sat on the front porch. My uncle had come back and was ready to pick up the dog but he was inside talking to my sister. My uncle told me to stay outside with Sasu for a while, so I did. While we were out there, I was sitting on a bench with my legs spread open and Sasu kept trying to stick his nose in my crotch. Usually, I'd push his face away and close my legs, but I was extremely wet and was dripping everywhere. So I let Sasu lick it up. Since I had never been eaten out before, I really didn't know that what I was doing was sexual in the least, but I realized that it felt really good and was only making me wetter. Even after I came Sasu was still licking it all up and the front of my skirt was soaked in a combination of my pussy juice and Sasu's saliva. Once I had to go back inside, I just twisted my skirt to the side and went to my room to change.
So there you go, /b/. That's my pretty embarrassing and sick story. Also not copypasta, I assure you. Also inb4 TITS OR GTFO, no girls on the internets, pics or it didn't happen, etc. Also, pic unrelated.

>>739341906
yes, often happens in poor countries where they cannot afford volcano insurance

>>739342445
this is sad but true, the victims, encased in the cooled lava are often sold as ornaments for food and dental floss

mudslimes invented the "allah's mighty ass gasket"
a device that attaches to the asshole of goats, camels, little boys and generally anything with an asshole
the device is designed to accommodate the tiny mudslime penis in gaping caverns like chickens assholes
it is believed that the device was invented from a stolen idea (probably a nigger)

>>739329579
That guy couldve been a model

>>739337740
Ah yes the resident blood spatter expert of /b/ thanks Dexter!

>>739343068
Not that hard to see it's fake. But you'd know that if you were smart enough.

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>>739341536

>>739332721
This is fake, it's a Brazilian meme

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>>739332721

>>739341432
johnny sokko shot that kid in the face, pistol looked like standard issue unicorn.

>>739332721
Seu buceta.

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>>739343213

>>739343213
It's real. There's multiple photos on best gore.

>>739324569
God that really makes me feel good that my biggest problem is the state is dicking me around about my unemployment

>>739328431
uma delicica

>>739342183
Okay neck beard, we don't want to hear your gay dog experience

>>739343887
>unemployment
Found the nigger

>>739326510
This was my porn when I was a kid bring back great memories

>>739333015
>when you smoke the devil lettuce
I can fly

>>739331204
we wuz kangz

>>739332421
I
Love
This

>>739343704
that file name kek

>>739326519
Kek

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>>739335368

> >newfag taking the bate
> >newfag spotted

> >newfag spotted
>newfag spotted guys

newfag spotted

>>739344219
>Unemployment

That means I had a job at one point, dumbass

And you only get unemployment if you didn't quit and weren't fired

>>739327646
I'm perfectly sane thanks though

>>739328431
So what happen? Got a source?

>>739331732
>>739331751
>>739332519
>>739333079
>>739334094
>>739337610
>>739339892
just FYI newfags from reddit, you are responding to copypasta

>>739339186
lost

>>739329471
The cop actually waited for him to swing before he shot? That's some restraint right there.

>>739344937
Nah, that faggot cop just flinched and pissed his pants

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>>739341012
>>739344820

>>739343225
where in kansas city was dis

>>739345089
Did he cry?

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>>739344820

>>739344646
>Be me
>Hire nigger
>Lazy coon but affirmative action
>Wait six months
>Lay him off
>Affirmative action
>Nigger danced out of here with his papers
>Nigger yelling "We is KANGZ!"

>>739329579
LOL why is this so funny? Watching that little midget retard shoot the gun. Dumbass fucking ugly kid

>>739345289
>gets called out for being a newfag
>LOL ATTENTION WHORE

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>>739344798
lost

>>739340498
>that one guy who almost got away but then the traffic lights fell on him

ooof

>>739329471
perhaps he had a deathwish?

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>>739329471
Weak ass little cop lol

>>739345395
If you listen closely you can hear all the people who give a shit about your opinion. Your mom doesn't count

>>739329579
That's my boy I'm proud of you

>>739345481
>cop restrains himself and waits to be assaulted before firing weapon

Fucking pussy cops, See all cops are little pussies.

>Cop shoots before being attacked

Fucking monster, all cops are violent monsters.

>>739345523
are you from /r/thedonald?

>>739325336
drive-by grenade

>>739331480
wow that joke flew right over you didn't it

>>739328521
lmao kys newfag

>>739340770
>yes, everyone is taking the bait.

same shit every thread and kids still come on ehre and take it it's so sad

>>739328521
you serious retard?

>>739330391
That was a perfectly good wife for some mudslim

>>739343014
well hes a famous isis ballpit faggot now

>>739324916
these people seem really shit at using knives

>>739328521
you mad princess?

>>739341086
wtf invisible wall.

>>739328521
get out

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>>739343867