No YLYL? Well, here it is. Go!

>>739316965
/thread

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best streamer

Not funny

>>739316885
Men and women can't be best friends.

>>739318439
Get cancer and die, smelly nigger.

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i have pleny of good greentexts, but i dont want to flood the thread with them. let me know if you want some more

>>739319076
Dump "are you fucking sorry?!"

Post them all. They're this anon's favourite.

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>>739316965
>>739316885

evening!

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i hate captchas

>>739317710
heather is a sick bitch

>>739319076
yeah post best ones anon

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this one is long but obligitory, definitely worth the read if you havent read it before

>>739318424
Lost

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datfilename.avi

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u rite

>>739316885
Is that Kazoo Kid?

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taking a break so as not to spam thread and also fuck multi-captchas

>>739318504
this.
eventually they will end up fucking. i had to learn that the hard way.

>>739319669
this one always gets me + im drunk so ylyl is actually funny

>>739316965
zoz lost!

>>739320331
fucking golden

>>739320131
There is a much better version of this

>>739322091
Is that russian Phil Collins up top?

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>>739321897
post for the good of mankind

>>739318424
Fucking lol @ the what she answers when someone asks

"where were you during 9/11"

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>>739320737
Lost ridiculously hard

>>739319638
Fucking lost hard

>>739319324
this was poorly thought out

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>>739322329
Here ya go

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>>739323011
lmfao that timestamp pic
"loads of pussy"

>>739323251
This can't be real

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>>739318567
now THAT is some next-level autism

>>739323416
I see you've never been to africa.

>>739323416
It is.

Niggers gonna nig

>>739323496
That's actually a good reason to replay the game.

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>>739323416
Google is just a click away

>>739323719
But then I'm not on 4chan

WHO DID THIS

>>739319669
that is actually a brilliant save holy shit

>>739322699
>/ss/ irl

Why even live

>>739323416
It is just Google BBC Africa and you'll find it

>>739318424
Who has a house party on a Monday night?

>>739323496
That isn't his fucking fault. Fuck that shitty save system. What he did was actually very brotier.

>>739323416
>Not realizing how hard a nigger will work to not work

>>739324206
Don't touch shit that isn't yours

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>>739324206
i know right. just a shitty situation. but alas, the lols

>>739323496
>too poor to afford memory card
>enough money to leave game machine on 24 hours
>too lazy to get a part-time to afford memory card

Really makes you think

>>739324395
They were black

>>739324085
I see what you did there

>>739324383
I got a similar buttplug like that, that feeling inside of you is seriously intense, literally the first time I used it my mind when blank like you see in those hentai.

>>739318424
Damn that sucks

>>739318276
why do i like these so much

>>739322699
>feces

Does this chick know how to give herself an enema?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a6WO1g0yGk

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>>739324654

>>739317710
omfg this isn't real. I love it when people do horrible things accidentally.

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>>739324087
True party animals

>>739324087

The story is fake, just fap

>>739320590
Lost

>>739326382
motto of /b/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB25lTgwxis

>>739320131
I better skeddadle if you sniff my drift

Top kek

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https://youtu.be/gGWXKmGTLOA

>>739318567
Fake and gay

>>739318926
They look delighted, honestly. Not upset or shocked or scared, but excited and maybe even a little aroused.

>>739328537
wow thats shit

>>739328027
Fake and gay

>>739318716
Fucking gay - do not read.

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>>739320331

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>>739328724
>>739328797
kek

>>739325252
I fucking lost so damn hard

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>>739322091
why did he keeps watching?

>>739329354
wouldn't you?

>>739329295
Only thing you lost was your anal virginity, you summerfag

>>739323775
How's summer?

>>739320737
I lost it

>>739329839
You never had it, faggot

>>739329692
Woah edgelord

>>739329865
wut

>>739329940
Kek

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>>739329727
Fuck I was doing so well. I lost faggot

>>739322945
>be me
>browsing till this post
>diahrea comin
>go sit
>finish part 1
>toilet paper rolled up
>go in
>rips
>finger gently strokes everything

lingerneveryoketerrifying.tiff

>>739330306
Looks like it came from a retard who experienced his first psychedelic trip and became "enlightened".

>>739330475
everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png

>>739329865
>potatoe
hey, looks like Dan Quayle is making a comeback.

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>>739330527

>>739316885
It's not funny.
You shouldn't be a race traitor.

Moar greentexts pls

>>739323719
Witchcraft, a staple of African medicine.

>>739323251
So what was that prediction of when Africa was to be a superpower?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhFFnhFWpew

>>739318276
I actually wipe my dick with a piece of paper after I take a piss.
Much cleaner that way.

>>739319669

smarrrt kid

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>>739331000
Fake and gay...

>>739331537
Actually not fake at all. Was a huge deal around here when it happened

>>739329727
Fuck i havent lost this bad in a while

>>739331601
This shit gets me every time

>>739327849
couldnt get through the video..
i couldnt stand that guys haircut and i sincerely hope he gets punched really really hard for it

>>739331694
Okay...then whoever wrote that report should have finished the sixth grade. (grade nine for Canadians).

>>739332450
>grade nine for Canadians
That's funny cause my friend moved from Kansas as a kid. Got tested. Had to go back four grades.

>>739330781
Get off of 4chan Grandpa. I know you're lonely since Grandma died, but shitposting won't bring her back. I swear to God I'll put you in a home.

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captain greentext poster here, im out. heres one more for the road. goodnight faggots

>>739332315
You aren't the first person to say that, trust me.

>>739330781
>hey, looks like Dan Quayle is making a comeback.
It's odd most politicians of that level have a 2nd act, so to speak, but not that freak.

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>>739332746
Next you're going to tell me how much more Canadian money is worth...

>>739318567
Can't be real. I hope. If so he absolutely needed the meds.
BUT I can totally relate to the "may as well finish my retardation" thing

>>739318716
Not bad. At least original. 6/10

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>>739333434
Nope. Your money is worth more. See the benefits of education? You don't have to assume and make up shit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvDeRptdP90

>>739318424
Holy fucking shit

>>739333212
Lost

>>739332785
Thanks for the greentext laughs m8

>>739320737
Lost

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>>739334035
It was rhetorical douchey...

>>739331537
your new here

>>739334787
*you're

>>739324087
niggers obviously

>>739316965
Fpbp

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>>739334882
and gay as well i see

>>739317710
What happens if you get too excited and can't wait for Christmas?

>>739318424
Bullshit.

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>>739318567
Don't care if this is real or not, I haven't been kekking this hard in ages

>>739335969
Almost Kik's

>>739322962
fuck i didn't laugh until i read this

>>739336518
Pos

>>739336518
gg

>>739336518
fuck off, leave my dog alone

>>739326297
This only works on people that don't understand mid-deployment leave.

>>739336518
have no pets
please kill my family

you lose

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>>739336518

>>739326297
kekkidy kek kek

>>739328385
is this real?

>>739327721
amusing fact: dog food has to pass the same FDA regulations as human food, but allows more filler content.

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>>739320737
Gets me every fucking time. Kek

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>>739318721
>Hurr if you don't like 9fag tier humor you're a faggot

>>739324763
there is a huge difference between anal play without preparation and ripping anal beads out like a fucking lawnmower. I fuck my wife in the ass with plenty of lube and have only ever had shit dick once in 6 years.
>go fuck yourself a few times and tell us how it went.

>>739320331
I'd read that comic! quality post

>>739320331
I just spent like 13 minutes reading this but it was worth it

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Made me lose hard last week.... Thoght if share

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>>739331182
That's the true way to piss

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>>739318567
SO LONG GAY BOWSER!

>>739336518
Gg

>>739317710
actually lost

>>739336518
Well all my pets are dead, so suck on my erect cock.

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>>739320590
CHALLENGE PISSING

>>739318621
why do people on 4chan always take it too far

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>>739335618

>>739319076
thi one cracked me up

>>739323719
>google
>not askjeeves

Fucking pleb

>>739331131
When it's China.

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>>739331182
ah, a fellow genius

>>739339576
Go back to the 90's faggot

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How new can newfags get?

>>739319608
cracks me up every time

>>739320910
Fucking lost it god damn

>>739330856
Be carefull bro!!! Trump don't like we talk about his undeclared child...

>>739319324
And poorly executed

>>739339778
Does this even work anymore? Seems like safe search is permanently on

>>739340152
Blue waffle vaginas aren't even real.

>>739340198
Reality is only what you perceive it to be

>>739324708
I hate the crow bro story. Such a load of shit. Crows wouldn't do that.

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>>739323050
>Ugly

>>739336518
Take my family... but don't touch to my pet please!!!

Hmmm... i have no pet... so just take my family please!

>>739336518
Aye

>>739319076
Fucking lost

>>739337931
You should clean the mirror... i think it will heal you...

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>>739330856

>>739320331
Been looking for this

>>739339148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc

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>>739336518

>>739331537
Are you actually like 11?

That story was fucking huge and on every media outlet across the entire US and more than likely other countries that don't really have shit going on for news(obvious speculation on that part, but likely true)

The story went on for months, honestly one of the longest running stories on current news below 9/11 and everything associated for some reason.

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>>739336518

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>>739320415
I have never laughed so fucking hard in my life. my wife thought I was having a seizure. (I have epilepsy)

>>739320479

R@ygold ! Man that took me back 15 years ago when winmx was riddled with that shit, even legit files were renamed R@ygold vids. Once downloaded a Family Guy episode that turned out to be more interesting than expected.

>>739336490

Why does thst water tower look like the tip of an ejaculating penis?

>>739318424
>remember it

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>>739341665
Holy sweet mother

>>739341741

How do you get married in middleschool

>>739340378
>"He's got a big head"

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>>739318424
An oldie, but a goodie.

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>>739336518

>>739318567
VIDEOGAMES MAKE KIDS VIOLENT

>>739341636
Probably going to end up derailing the thread, but I actually followed that story for quite a while. Mostly because of my own shitty opinions on it, such as if there were no drugs/alcohol involved, it would have literally been a rape and nothing else.

Point being, the person she consensually fucked was of legal age, and the one who supposedly snuck into her room while she was sleeping was the one who was under age. Then again, she was apparently dildo-fucking herself in the living room with an audience of minors, so there's that.

Honestly, if it wasn't for her allowing teenagers to smoke weed and drink in her home, she probably would have got off similar to all the female teachers that got caught fucking students. Tbh she kinda just fucked herself, no pun intended

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>>739320319
True story. I used to work there, the charity drive post up hearts were pizza gate pedo symbols denoting female on female pedo love. No coincidence in my mind.

Dirty kike goes to every bilderburg meeting and has the name and address of everyone who orders Mien Kampf from the store, it was never stocked but we could always order it with just a few personal details goyim.

>>739316965
Fuck off with this shit, it isn't funny and never has been

>>739317710
>>739317710
holy fucking shit I'd rape that Dr. Seuss Max Plush like a damn fleshlight

>>739323589
uuhh what ?

>>739342502
>replying to bananas just causes more bananas

pls go newfriend

>>739318424
>>739342792
Learn to greentext

>>739343027
Ignore the first quote

>>739336518
welp. better safe than sorry

Does someone have the green text about the nieghbors cats and a fuckton of geese

>>739335618
>tourture
Apparently he liked torturing his English teacher too.

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>>739332764
hey billy, get off my lawn!

>>739342374

Woah the thread is so derailed by your insights

>>739342792
shut up, ya fuckin dafty

>>739343675
you need to be set on fire and pushed into a wood chipper.