i have pleny of good greentexts, but i dont want to flood the thread with them. let me know if you want some more
this one is long but obligitory, definitely worth the read if you havent read it before
taking a break so as not to spam thread and also fuck multi-captchas
lmfao that timestamp pic
"loads of pussy"
i know right. just a shitty situation. but alas, the lols
why did he keeps watching?
Fuck I was doing so well. I lost faggot
captain greentext poster here, im out. heres one more for the road. goodnight faggots
Next you're going to tell me how much more Canadian money is worth...
Nope. Your money is worth more. See the benefits of education? You don't have to assume and make up shit!
Don't care if this is real or not, I haven't been kekking this hard in ages
Gets me every fucking time. Kek
>Hurr if you don't like 9fag tier humor you're a faggot
there is a huge difference between anal play without preparation and ripping anal beads out like a fucking lawnmower. I fuck my wife in the ass with plenty of lube and have only ever had shit dick once in 6 years.
>go fuck yourself a few times and tell us how it went.
Made me lose hard last week.... Thoght if share
That's the true way to piss
ah, a fellow genius
Are you actually like 11?
That story was fucking huge and on every media outlet across the entire US and more than likely other countries that don't really have shit going on for news(obvious speculation on that part, but likely true)
The story went on for months, honestly one of the longest running stories on current news below 9/11 and everything associated for some reason.
I have never laughed so fucking hard in my life. my wife thought I was having a seizure. (I have epilepsy)
[email protected] ! Man that took me back 15 years ago when winmx was riddled with that shit, even legit files were renamed [email protected] vids. Once downloaded a Family Guy episode that turned out to be more interesting than expected.
Probably going to end up derailing the thread, but I actually followed that story for quite a while. Mostly because of my own shitty opinions on it, such as if there were no drugs/alcohol involved, it would have literally been a rape and nothing else.
Point being, the person she consensually fucked was of legal age, and the one who supposedly snuck into her room while she was sleeping was the one who was under age. Then again, she was apparently dildo-fucking herself in the living room with an audience of minors, so there's that.
Honestly, if it wasn't for her allowing teenagers to smoke weed and drink in her home, she probably would have got off similar to all the female teachers that got caught fucking students. Tbh she kinda just fucked herself, no pun intended
True story. I used to work there, the charity drive post up hearts were pizza gate pedo symbols denoting female on female pedo love. No coincidence in my mind.
Dirty kike goes to every bilderburg meeting and has the name and address of everyone who orders Mien Kampf from the store, it was never stocked but we could always order it with just a few personal details goyim.