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NEW THREAD >BE DIFFERENT, BE PROUD GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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NEW THREAD

>BE DIFFERENT, BE PROUD

GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
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Sup niggers
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>>739290734
>>739290734
BUMP
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Sup
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toaster seems a bit over the top, can't think of anyone that stupid.
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>>739290734
Okay so I think putting cleaner into the charging port might work, but I don't know. Like that might break the charging port if you just pour in drain cleaner and leave it in there.
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Just posting the rest
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Needs better quality.
>Bump.
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>>739290927
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>>739290919
we got a girl to piss for feminism we can get normies to toast for faggots
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>>739290734
Ok I'm trying this but it doesn't seem to be working, no colors yet. What am I doing wrong
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>hit up techfag
>develope a kingo root for iphones
>call it iLiberty or whatever
>"Much more just one click away" or something
>this is where jailbreak comes in
>iLiberty jailbreaks phone and shits all over phone security
>delete every system file in background after rooting, but under the guise of "cleaning up" or whatever
>shut off phone after pressing finish
>normies realize phone is bricked
this has a higher chance of working than a fucking toaster
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>>739290734
what kind of retard would fall for this
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>>739290919
I second this, submerged in water sure or even freezing it but toaster is too stupid
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>>739291031
Almost every iphone>>739291031
user
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What about convincing people that you can charge your phone faster by plugging the charger directly into the power outlet rather then using the adaptor. not sure what it will do but still if any other suggestions or alterations to my idea?
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>>739291002
Get lost kid
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>>739291031
niggers
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>>739290734
Mircowave only worked because normies don't know how they work. Toaster will never work. Change it to something like put it in a science solution of simple ammonia to change the bonds.
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Guys, first of all they will want to have apple iCE and when it wont work they will toast the phone to be proud
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So #Ipride it shall be
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>>739290734
that is just stupid beyond belief
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>>739290996
>>739290734
it didn't fucking work. I'm pretty sure you fucked up my phone. It's not turning on and has marks on it. WTF op not cool. Fucking douche
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>>739290734
Wait a minute
Wouldn't any hyped up iPhone fag know that that would be a hardware thing and not a software thing
How about putting apple pride in a new phone
"The new alluminum will *apple pride effects* after you put it in your toaster
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What about cleaning the phone with household pesticides? Some pesticides contain bromine gas, liquid bromine fucks up the IPhone 6S, would bromine gas work on IPhone 8?
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>>739291031
you'd be surprised
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>>739290734
Toilet Bowl Cleaners

Toilet bowl cleaners are some of the most dangerous chemicals in the household, containing multiple harmful agents. Sodium bisulfate and hydrochloric acid can burn the skin, while oxalic acid can corrode the mouth and stomach. Other agents form corrosive chemicals in water, and the fumes can cause burns.

>Put toilet bowl cleaner into iphone charging port
>Let it sit over night
>Cleans charging port
>Makes it charge faster
>Works for all iphones, not just 7
>Gotta realize a lot of people don't have waterproof phones so Toilet bowl cleaner will fry any phone.
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>>739290734
What fucking idiot is actually going to fall for this?
No one is going to do this unless they see a video or some shit of it. No one is that stupid.
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>>739291140
Using a pair of pliers to bend the USB plug to actually fit that is. Faster charging and more portable.
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>>739291251
Have you ever heard of video editing?
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>>739290734
Typeface is wrong
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>>739291238
Put the iphone in toilet bowl cleaner for 24 hours, #iPride
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>>739291148
even the normies i know on facebook arent this retarded. they learn unfortunately, but they learn very slowly. remember, they dont kno shit about computers coding etc. just ramble on about tech shit and they will eat it up
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>>739291288
Hah, like any of you are any good at it.
Have any of you dweebs even made a video?
Is this shitty info pic all you guys have?
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>>739290734
I think an anon in the other thread was right
>lifeproof
>throw the fucker in the air it will be ok
>slam it on the ground itll be OK
>Blah blah blah so families can havw iphones
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What if we tell them to get the colors you have to apply some kind of chemical to the back like nail polish then put in the oven to cure I'm thinking 400 degrees for 30 minutes
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>>739291348
Yea who's gonna do without their phone for 24 hours......
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>>739291369
We could hit up other boards
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>>739290734
lel this one will never work. that's a bit extreme
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>>739290919
They put the 5 in the microwave didn't they...
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>>739291430
Stupid feminazi and lgbt+ faggots
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>>739291430
Overnight then, what will it do to the iphone?
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>>739291204
lazy bait
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>>739291190
but freezing a phone doesn't break it so that a horrible idea and you love to suck cocks soooooo. no.
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>>739291394
The smell of burnt plastic and nail polish will fill america
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>>739291469
But the microwave is technically feasible not the toaster
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>>739290734
this is dumb. theyll know its a hardware thing. yet youre updating a software. no one is this dumb.
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>>739290734
>>739290927
>>739290973

Good idea, and one that would no doubt bait some people, but how do you expect it to look legit with these low quality garbage images?
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>>739291216
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>>739290734
Combine apple ice with apple pride
Put phone in freezer (extends battery life)
Wait for ice logo to appear
If it doesn't appear in 3 hours put it in toaster
Toaster gives apple pride effects with new phone casing
Very convincing
WILL fuck up your phone
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>>739291451

The whole point is to weed out retards.

It's supposed to be absolutely fucktarded so everyone with common sense can look and see how stupid everyone else is.
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>>739291528
They fucking believed with Wave and the two other ones
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The Iprostate massager shove your phone up your ass on vibrate and then repeatedly call
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>>739291497not sure if anything
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>>739291604
My sides
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>>739291570

NO APPLE ICE DOES NOT WORK STOP PUSHING THIS SHITTTY FUCKING IDEA
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>>739291591
But you can lie and say that the charger is programmed to work with microwave radiation
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>>739291574
I'm aware anon. I've been apart of these since we convinced people microwaves could charge their iPhones. my fucking step sister did it. I was also behind pic related. got ten of thousands of people to fuck up their faggot iPhones. but this won't work. no one l, I repeat no one is that dumb.
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>>739291216
The average apple user won't know the difference
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>>739291681
What happens to very cold glass when put in extreme heat?
It breaks
That's why apple ice works
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i doubt anyone is gonna put their phone in a fucking toaster. maybe a dryer machine or something, but not a god damn toaster.
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>>739291648
iPlane. Software update will now allow phone o use gyroscope to detect free fall. If you drop from 10ft it will then spi. Using the vibrating feature with sophisticated algorithms to gently glide to the ground undamaged
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>>739291219
Sounds more like a klife hack, not something apple would endorse
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>>739291497
No no what we can do is say "this will work on any Iphone and remove dust from the charging port, making it charge faster".

Get them to put dish soap into a non water proof Iphone charging port, plug the iphone in over night and watch what happens. Or maybe windex, really any common cleaner will fry an iphone if you put it into a non water proof charging port and claim it will charge faster.

Plus most people that have iphone sevens will be too smart to put chemicals into their charging ports.
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>>739291759
Not if no one does it idiot
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Using nail make up remover and a flathead screwdriver to remove a layer of the camera so more loght could get in, improving low light photos
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Puting nail polish remover on your screen allows the cracked glass to mold together then using a lighter heat up the nail polish remover to harden it..
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>>739291251
>what fucking idiot is actually going to fall for this?
That's what we're trying to find out
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>>739291785
Kek
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>>739290734
IVE GOT IT
We'll make promotional ads that say by mixing bleach and ammonia and dipping your iphone in it'll make the backplate fully clear so you can see the circuitry (i can only imagine it wouldn't be a clear glass backplate)
Or... New iphone is made of plexiglass so its 100% bulletproof
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>>739291785
fucking lel
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>>739291140
But apple would have to release a new charger themselves
So this won't work
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>>739291931
everyone knows that makes mustard gas anon. keep plugging away tho. I like the enthusiasm
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>>739291931
Its not a new iphone though its an update
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>>739291931
No
That's shit
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I think the oven is the way to go with the lPride heat source possibly claim that the coating is made out of thermochromic paint pigment which will react to the Heat and change color
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>>739291931
Liberals own the iphones, guns are scary. Bulletproof wont work
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Since the new iPhone 7 is waterproof, you can put it in the dishwasher. This will clean dirt marks from the screen. Increased effectiveness if detergent is applied to it.
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>>739291709
kek nice work lad
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>>739292020
1: chlorine gas, not mustard gas.
2: iphone fags wont.
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if the slogan is be different you can make it something retarded like putting in the frying pan
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>>739292058
Toaster seems more like the perfect fit though
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Maybe?
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>>739292096
nerve gas *, not chlorine gas.
and okay then. go for it. see how far it goes.
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>>739292058
How about this?
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>>739292049
Ah i dont keep up with apple so didnt realise it was firmware update not a new iphone
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>>739292104
Yes, something outrageous but still doable
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>>739292130
Toaster seems a little too gimmicky but the oven can be made to seem like a makeshift kelm and all retarded hippies love making pottery
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>>739292180
Lose the border around the 11 and you got something
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>>739292058
Of you could use butane torches, these libtards are probably also stoners so they most likely will have one
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A N N O U N C E M E N T

everyone here seems to have forgotten that apple users are the least tech savvy. instead of spamming the usual "hurr hurr cold toster iphone xd". ifags are slow, but not fucking retarded. try convincing them to install an app that will delete everything by throwing in html and usb somewhere in there. it wont be very difficult
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>>739291570
Hey
Apple ice shill here
Realized how stupid it is
Do apple pride
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>>739292158
it's not a terrible idea. it would need some rewording and a PS fag to make it beautiful but that almost seems complex enough to get a hipster faggot to try it
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>>739292158
No, this doesn't even break the phone
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>>739291931
>>739292079
Fuck it then say mixing ammonia and bleach will cause the backplate to turn into a rainbow coloured one, that should get all the liberal cucks dunking their iphones while melting their throats out at the same time.
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>>739292130
agreed. its just that the toaster sounds funny and it makes me think it is less likely to work then the oven
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>>739292288
kek
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>>739292271
Yeah I could see that
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How about something to restore cracked screens?

A dumb applefag would do almost anything to restore a dropped iPhone and hipsters that are to dumb to use a case are exactly our target audience
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>>739292321
This
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>>739292340
>then
Stop trying to contribute, retard.
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Either way I say get #iPride trending now with the pics we have, all thus criticizing isn't productive, we've got ourselves something now might as well use it
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>>739292321
this is the most likly one to work i think.
Problem is that it will cause the fags to die and they will just use it as a way to track down whoever posted it and put them in jail for attempted murder and the media will get ahold of it and use it against us.

Toaster or oven is better.
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>>739292321
but we have to sell this as a lifehack or something
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I think claiming that the mechanism for the phone changing colors is a thermochromic paint pigment it sounds official and is easy to believe plus it already exists
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>>739292475
>correcting grammar
Are you a child?
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>>739292436
Superglue?
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Guys, we have to decide if iPride, the bleach one or iPride with apple iCE
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Puting nail polish remover on your screen allows the cracked glass to mold together then using a lighter heat up the nail polish remover to harden it
Thus they light there phones on fire
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>>739292475
you sound like an apple ice shill fag.
Fuck off
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>>739292492
this isnt gonna work
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>>739292436
i like this idea. if you have a cracked screen you could pour some type of chem on it to make the cracks 'sparkle like a gradient' because 'imperfections are beautiful'
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>>739292581
I didn't think wave would work but here we are. You never know until you try
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>>739292290
what we need are some chemicals that will at least fuck up the back of the phone, like "meet the iPride, you can dye your iphone with a simple mixture of Vinegar with Lye, just mix both together on a plastic bowl, then add a thick layer of the mixture into the back of your phone, make sure the phone is turned off, then heat it up with a hair drier for about 2 minutes"
the Lye will fuck up the back of the phone for sure
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>>739292436
Again that's a life hack not something apple would endorse or advertise
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>>739292436
I think the good old induction stove could work
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>>739292475
Kek
(Day 3, contribute fag takes my post as a pat on the back, unaware that I too am not contributing anything at all! LOL!)
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This shit gay. Where's the javascript?
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Instead of destorying phones, why not also steal nudes?
Applefagnoods
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>>739292180
>>739290973
>>739290927
>>739290734
Something with nail polish.
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>>739292593
fucking lost it at that quote.
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>>739292686
this is good enough i think
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>>739292593
Fucking fat feminists would do that shit
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>>739292564
>using a lighter heat up the nail polish
That's a good idea. Combine that with chemicals and this could work.
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>>739292742
Yes it could be the greatest fappening of all time I like this idea
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>>739292742
We had that idea with nudes but we scrapped it
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discord for this:

UVQrPcS
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>>739291183
smart have some sort of strong acid. (this would most likely change the color irl)
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>>739292747
Needs a better font
Also keep the pride thing that's the best thing about it
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>>739292828
or just stick to /b/??
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>>739292686
i liked it, i'm sure my brother would do this shit to match his fidget spinners
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>>739291238
this is promising.
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>>739292686
p good mate. except isn't lye like extremely toxic?
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Wait, I had an idea. What I'd we get them to spray flammable perfume or some gay shut in the back of their phone then they light it on fire.
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>>739292158
>>739292290
I don't have PS but I gave it a shot.

Its not the 1700's anymore - though we can't detect it with normal instruments, we know that Lightning leaves trace amounts of residual electricity in the ground. Based on technology developed by Tesla, our new Lightning Port takes advantage of these spare electrons to charge your iPhone to 100% capacity when you're in a spot. Just bury your iPhone below 1 foot in urgent situations - pollution free, global warming free, guilt free.
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>>739292880
Apple ads font is Helvetica Neue UltraLight
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>>739292913
What kind of shit brother are you to let him have fidget spinners?
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>>739292747
Repaint your Iphone to your nails every week!! C:
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>>739290858
SHIEEEEEET
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>>739292990
Hell yeah!!
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>>739292990
Kek that's good. another anon mentioned that it probably wouldn't fuck up a phone though... burying it. although iPhones are made in China by 7 year olds so shit that might just work
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Can someone just make a video of them doing this and editing it so idiots will then believe it? I think this is a bit too stupid without any "proof"
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>>739292747
>>739293029
This is so fucking shit.
Stick to the original renders they are gold, toaster all the way #iPride
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>>739291107
He's got a point.
If someone owns an apple product they should check their brain.
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>>739291238
Or apply it to camera, to remove a layer so more light could get in, resulting in better low light photos
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>>739293124
This
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>>739293029
take out the boiling water part and could work. you have to remember tho this is just an iOS update, not an entirely new phone...
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>>739292275
i like this
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>>739293029
Could work
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>>739293124
Like Tech Rax and driling for headphones
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>>739293124
We can hit up other boards for this
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>>739293124
>>739293163
I'm up for this, problem is I don't think anyone here owns an iPhone 7
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>>739293029
cuts down the amount of people who could be fooled way too much. Stick to ipride.

Except toaster is far.

putting it on an open flame would be better, find it slightly more believable.
Would be funny watching people throw their phones in a fire too.
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>>739293124
i fix peoples phones and have a few spare iphones, no iphone 7's but I could record something if needed
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How about we do something like make them put nail polish remover on the back of their phone and then use a lighter to change the color
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>>739293124
we need this
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BEST IDEA EVER
BEST IDEA EVER
BEST IDEA EVER
BEST IDEA EVER
BEST IDEA EVER

Lye is a pretty good chemical to use, i was thinking about wrapping your phone on aluminum foil (at least 4 or 5 layers) then, on a glass surface, add a good amount of Lye, then place your iPhone on top of it with the back facing the Lye, put something heavy to make sure all the surface of the phone is going to be dyed, the reaction will heat a lot and probably fuck up the back of the phone but we're saying the reaction will smoke a little then after about one minute or so the color will change
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What a cringy fucking thread. It's like a bunch of ten year old yards in here. I can't wait for summer /b/ to be over.
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>>739290734
bump
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>>739293250
This
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>>739292507
Original ammonia/bleach guy here, i say 100% worth it
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>>739293250
>>739293124
>>739293316
3 words, anon: Mexican Flea Market
I might hit up mine today if y'all can figure out what to do with the thing.
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>>739293265
Fucking do it. That's are ace in the hole.
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>>739293029
except that freezing an iphone doesn't break it.
Why are you pushing this idea so hard when you have already been proven wrong.
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>>739293272
That's dumb as hell
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>>739293286
Nigga do you know how hard it is to get Lye? Nowadays you basically have to extract it from fertilizer.
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I have really good feeling about this thread
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>>739293286
Shit idea

1 no one owns lye
2 people who do know what it does
3 this isn't something apple would bother endorsing officially

Maybe it could work as like a life hack video
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>>739293359
I like it.
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>>739293344
Cause I'm autistic. No bully
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>>739293286
this is way more believable but some aluminum foil has coatings that will prevent this, maybe add the suggestion of scraping the aluminum with a knife to help it start?
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>>739293359
Better than a toaster
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>>739293301
Fuck off nigger, the final product is gonna be great
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>>739293380
what? the us is shit lol in europe we can buy it in supermarkets to unclog pipes
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>>739293325
but everybody who posts the fucking meme will have law enforcement after them.
so it has negative consequences on us and it deters people from posting it. so thats a double loss on our part.
Next the liberal media goes ape shit about how gay people are being targeted and killed.
Triple loss.

If a faggot toasters his phone it just makes him look stupid.

Lets have a logical debate about it friend.
i;m also gonna call you a faggot for good measure though.
faggot
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>>739293301
>implying it isn't summer all year long on /b/
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>>739293446
Not with you underage virgins at the helm
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If you own Apple product then you are already retarded enough to fall for this...
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Once again guys we need to promote the color changing mechanism as thermochromic paint this is a perfect explanation where the color change effect
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>>739293301
what you meant to say was
>"huurrrrrrr Iove cockkkk huurrr"
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>>739293543
>The police will arrest you for spreading a meme.
Really.
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Having trouble with hard drive space? Taking too many videos with your trans-gendered friends? Taking too many photos of your food? hit your iPhone with a hammer to compress the files and create more space.
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>>739293627
yes. this is a good addition.
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>>739293255
This idea with this image
>>739293286
I think it might work
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>>739293543
Man up, little faggot. I swear to fuck, everyone wants to be a gangsta till it's time to do gangsta shit
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>>739293579
If you're so mature then you could maybe help "underage virgins" making it look good
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>>739293543
may i encourage you to use a burner account while posting this. and you avoid all problems when doing when you use a VPN.
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>>739293627
Feel free to make your own text on the images, I think that could really work
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>>739293657
>hit your iPhone with a hammer to compress the files and create more space.
Fucking kek.
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>>739293632
yes if it gives instructions on how to make a lethal poisonous gas. You think the faggots parents aren't gonna call the fucking cops and they wont investigate a death regardless of the cause?
if you think so then you must really love cock. alot.
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>>739293543
I was gonna argue, but then you called me a faggot, so lets stick with the toaster
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>>739293700
but who the fuck is gonna friend a burner account?
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ITT: A bunch of faggots who saw that Internet Historian video and want to be le ebin pranksber xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

gtfo until you've actually got a good idea
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>>739293761
Drop the toaster, mate. It's too retarded.
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>>739290734
>>739290927
>>739290973
Okay so we have them put nail paint on the iPhone, freeze it, then throw it in boiling water?
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>>739293672
lets go twink
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>>739293668
>>739293429
>>739293380
>>739293405
we need some other reactions that generates heat or that fucks up metal so we can at least fuck u the back of their phones
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>>739293830
This
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>>739293755
If someone kills themselves pouring bleach over a phone, then they deserve to die.
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>>739293835
worst idea yet.
It doesn't break the phone and its stupid
>>
>>739293835
Why the fuck has everyone started using the word "Hack" in place of "Trick"
>>
>>739293830
This. The only decent concept in this thread was the iPride, and just the title.
>>
Guys, you are thinking too much, old /b/ would just think about the way iFaggots would destroy the phone and then make a legit looking picture and done
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>>739293835
Good lord no
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>>739293657
My fucking sides are in orbit
>>
>>739293864
How about the phone reacting with a toaster?
>>
>>739293914
Summer /b/
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>>739293864
oh shit have them mix acetone and bleach this will heat up a hell of a lot and create chloroform so they may pass out. double win
>>
>>739293893
i agree. but the court system won't.
You know what by all means post the fucking chemical one. I'm trying to help you faggots stay out of trouble while still effectively doing something that will break these retards phones. but yeah go ahead and post it. no fucking trouble for me. I hope the faggots die. but i'm not risking the rest of my life for it. so yeah you go ahead and do it for me.
Have fun man
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>>739290734
This is some kindergarten level shit right here. No ones going to fall for this
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>>739293627
Yeah I can see this
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>>739294011
FUCK OFF WITH THE FUCKING TOASTER ALREADY
>>
Mix up a cup of bleach and ammonia, use paint brush to change colors on back of phone.....be sure to shake mixture up well
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>>739293976
Yes we must. Say the paint will stay on only if you freeze it then put it in the oven at 503.5 degrees for two hours.
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>>739294064
I think your forgetting the people who buy these phones
>>
What an embarrassing thread.
>>
You guys are fucking this up
>>
Say that dawn washing detrgernt has a new chemical call (insert name here) and it causes the iPhone speaker to get dust and grime removed making the speaker louder
>>
Just tell the cucks that Apple is against the LGBT community and to show support for the LGBT community film yourselves smashing iPhones to show Apple how you care more about the community then your phone.
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>>739292275
This
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>>739294104
bleach and acetone creates chloroform. id rather them pass the fuck out and have a bad day than fuck up their phone
>>
>>739294112
No one's gonna fall for that, text is fucking retarded
>>
>>739292158
What about this?
>>
We could just do it simple and say that their phones are extremely durable
>>
>>739294104
Simple and everyone has these household chemicals
>>
>>739294131
>your
I'm betting you're using one right now.
>>
>>739294057
Whats your idea? I'm thinking of either putting it in the dishwasher with detergent or burning it with a lighter.
>>
>>739292275
Is there an app that deletes everything though?
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>>739294170
>then
Are you alright?
>>
>>739293835
>>739293286
>>739293029
>>739294112
All these other renders look like dogshit, I say we just get #iPride trending using the pics we already have
>>
>>739293632
Well sure, if you live in Canada, UK or Sweden... or Germany, or...
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>>739294112
yeah except freezing it won't break the phone. you are adding unnecessary shit. Stop pushing the freezing idea.
I honestly hope you die in a fire.
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>>739294180
Dude I don't know, I mean telling them that putting nail paint on their Iphone and them putting into the oven at 500 degrees to paint it to match their nails?

It could work. You could even put designs on it. It's like fucking bedazzle.
>>
>>739294239
i liked the lighter idea from the last thread.
>>
>>739291785
This is actually a pretty good idea.
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>>739294173
But ammonia and bleach creates a gas that can kill
>>
>>739294239
Nobody is putting fire or water near their phone
>>
>>739294053
THIS ANON GETS IT!!!
>>739293668
>>739293429
>>739293380
>>739293405
"TO JOIN THE IPRIDE YOU CAN SIMPLY MAKE A SPECIAL COATING INK FOR YOUR PHONE, FIRST OF ALL YOU'LL NEED NAIL POLISH REMOVER, THE MORE PURE THE ACETONE THE BEST, THEN YOU'LL NEED SOME BLEACH, MIX THEM REALLY WELL UNTIL ITS READY (WHEN THE COATING IS READY IT SMELLS LIKE GASOLIN A BIT) THEN MIX PAINT YOUR BACK COVER!"
>>
bleach and acetone mixed creates chloroform and it is a strong solvent which will probably fuck up the phone and they may pass the fuck out from inhaling the fumes double win. and these are both common household materials
>>
Everyone seems to forget this...
>A hoax advert shared on social networking sites has tricked iPhone users into thinking the latest software upgrade had also made their phones waterproof.
>The hoax claimed that iOS 7 included a "smart-switch" that automatically protected the iPhone's "delicate circuitry ... it will shut off the phone's power supply and corresponding components to prevent any damage".
>The misleading rumour was circulated on Twitter, Facebook and other social networking sites and reinforced by a convincing spoof advert which mimicked Apple's own marketing material.
>The prank is believed to have originated from the controversial internet forum 4Chan.

Apple users are retarded sheep.
>>
>>739291690
>programmed
>programming is software
>complaining about how the iPride is clearly a hardware thing instead of a software
the iWave supposedly worked after an update to the phone. there is no difference here so fuck off fag
>>
Only legit idea here was IPride, others are fucking retarded.
>>
>>739294256
This is 4chan, I'm not going to spend time double checking my post to make sure my grammar is perfect.
>>
>>739294339
>THE MORE PURE THE ACETONE THE BEST,
They're not cooking instructions. Don't try again.
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>>739291251
>>739291369
>>739293124


You guys are all talking about making videos to share on social media. Wasn't there an anon who made videos for (our) Iphone "Bend" feature and the one with the super hard casing?

Somone know his youtube handle? maybe he can make a video for this aswell
>>
>>739294327
idk if anyone has a lot of ammonia lying around, and the goal isn't to kill them
>>
>>739294305
Apply nail polish to the cell phone, let it dry, then run a flame about it.
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>>739294358
Don't forget drilling holes for the old 3.5mm port.
>>
What if we just get the hashtag trending and then once they're suckered in it'll become more believable.
>>
>>739294456
Yes it is, it's best possible result
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>>739294456
This, enough with the dangerous chemicals. I want to make a hipster feel dumb, not cybermurder him.
>>
WHICH FEMINAZI OR LGBT+ FAGGOT WILL MAKE A FUCKING CHEMICAL REACTION JUST TO MAKE SOME RAINBOW ON HIS PHONE
>>
What are all you faggots debating about?
We have a product
We have a #
We have multiple renders
Get fucking trending
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>>739294456
Why the fuck not? Do you know where you are?
>>
>>739292158
Faggots consider this
>>
>>739294472
NOBODY IS GOING TO USE FIRE ON THEIR PHONE
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Some type of way to customize phone by this:

1. Create paste from toxic chemicals
2. Paint phone with it
3. Let it sit overnight
4. Congrats, you fucked up
>>
>>739294332
Apple users will.
>>
>>739294534
Its shit
>>
Let's get trending on twitter
>>
yeah, what about freezing? there are those kinds of cups that change colors depending on the temperature. this people would actually fall for
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