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Hey /b/, I have all these piss bottles that I've been collecting

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey /b/, I have all these piss bottles that I've been collecting over the past four months. If dubs, I'm dumping it all in my small bathtub and taking a bath in it.

>pic related, timestamp and collection
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>>739256677
you rolled it yourself.
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>>739256677
jesus christ a bullet to the head is an easier way to die than this torturous scene
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Checkem
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>>739256677
Have a nice piss bath OP
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>>739256677
Priceless
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>>739256677
Hahaha holy shit! Have fun OP.
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You should have said quads
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Wtf dude
Post pics and descriptions.
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>>739256677
rolleroni
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okay well fuck i guess I'm doing it
half of the bottles are moldy or fermented for sitting in my room for so long

here's my bathtub
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watch OP be a fag and mae someone else get them
dw bois i got us covered
Check em
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>>739256677
>>739256677
CHECKEM
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>>739256955
double dubs
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Why do you even collect that
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>>739256677
slit your wrist jn your piss bath
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>>739256955
Dubs again, you were destined for this bath
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>>739256996
stop being negative let this man do this thing!
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Nice dubs op you did it twice
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and op disappeared into the night..
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>>739256996
why waste time to get up and go to the bathroom when you can just piss in that water bottle you just finished and you don't even have to move?
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okay i dumped them all out to see if they fill up the bath, and it looks like it's gonna be enough.

gonna take em all out and dump em in
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>>739256677
You'll pass out from the concentrated smell and die in a tub of piss.
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OP by the color of these bottles you're not staying hydrated enough
>put me in the screencap
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>>739257180
If trips then shit in the piss water
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>>739257180
nope your not doing it
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>>739256677
what?
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>>739257340
shut the fuck up i'm working on it
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toasting in epic bread
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>>739257340
Honestly if he only asked for dubs then it seems like he wanted to all along
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>>739257180
Holy shit... maybe this is happening??
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>>739257426
it's been my plan for months
this is my destiny
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>>739256677
You realize what that would do to your skin?
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>>739257556
webm it
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>>739257556
You're a sick man OP. Keep it up
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Why dafuk don't you piss like normal people? How lazy you have to be, not to get up and go to the bathroom. I hope you lose your senses from the smell and drawn in your own piss, you disgusting lazy piece of shit.
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please put me in screencap
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>>739257615
>>739257615
This.
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>>739257556
Why is your pee black
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>>739257556
Aww shitty titties.
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You distill urine and make gunpowder with it.
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ANON THINK OF THE CHILDREN
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ok got them all out. now dumping them in
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>>739257642
>drawn
>being a faggot
Get out of this thread, please.
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Drink some fucking water my mans
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>>739257753
Keep one of the bottles and use it for an enema
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>>739257753
That piss is gonna smell putrid once it's all in
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And this is the day /b/ watched a man contract hepatitis A-G and took pictures of the whole thing.
godspeed anon
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>>739257180
>>739257753
10 minutes between these posts - actually enough time to do that. Story is checking out.

Fuck me running...
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>>739257753
GO AHEAD
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I ain't sleeping until this is done
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we are making fucking history here
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>>739257948
You and me both, /b/rother
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op rolling dubs twice. bitch this is destiny
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Do you drink motor oil?
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>OP right now
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This fucking thread
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don't do it op, you could literally die. this could actually kill you. fuck 4chan and fuck all of this, dump it down the toilet and stop pissing in bottles. it's over. stop it.
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>>739258136
Kys fag let him do his thing
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put me in the screencap
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>>739258136
Leave this place immediately and kill yourself.
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>>739258136
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if dubs op will die in his piss
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>>739258136
Faggot. Don't listen to Anon, do it OP
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A fucking tub full of fermented piss, gotta love the internet folks
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>>739258242

alright. you'll be fine, op.
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>>739258136
Unsupportive pos, this is his destiny and he told us that. He is born to do this and go where no man has gonna before, into a sea of piss. We must be with him at his side as a loyal crew of pissites
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>>739258242
>>739258136
See? He's gonna be fine.
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Don't worry OP, you'll be fine.
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Posting in epic thread
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>>739258299
Dubs hath spoken
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>>739258299
>>739258322

confirmed for fine
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>>739258136
This is his fucking destiny what part don't you get kys fag
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Better put me in the screencap /b/ros
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>>739258322
>>739258299

Dubs on each "you'll be fine" post.

Proceed, OP
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If trips, the OP lives.
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DO IT
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>OP starts to to fill tub
>fumes fill bathroom
>OP is light headed
>passes out into piss bath
>drowns in own piss
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>this is actually happening
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>>739258180
if he dies doing, will you feel the slightest guilt for encouraging it?

little fags like you become psychopaths on the internet, but if this was happening in person nright in front of you and he was dying in that bath you would call 911. people don't stop being real because it's on the internet, you are helping to kill a real person and being a cool guy psychopath online is fucking lame

this whole thread needs to grow up

and if op dies in the tub it's not like we're even going to get a video. unless he drags his camera over to a usb port and with his dying breath hits post
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>>739258344
He is for sure gonna make it through
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>this thread
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Put me in the screen cap, top right
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Dubs you take a shit in there just to top it off
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This thread is more important than the moon landing
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>>739258425
>if he dies doing, will you feel the slightest guilt for encouraging it?

No.
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>>739258425
nice b8 m8
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Piss is organic, you'll be good as long as you stay in it for at least 8 hours
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All hope for OP is lost
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>>739258136
shut the fuck up loser
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If dubs I masturbate over OP in bathtub of piss

>>739258425
No, I wouldn't feel any guilt. I'm not a psychopath, it's just easy to not feel guilt when it's a stranger miles away on the internet, like I don't feel guilt for African children starving
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Your piss looks like different assortments of Gatorade. You have all the bottles obviously, how the fuck are you not hydrated enough to have atleast decently light colored piss?
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>>739258521
eEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>739258425
not are fucking fault he rolled 2 sets of dubs
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How do you die from taking a bath in your piss?
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>>739258521
My man.
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I know you're enought strong to do this OP, Go foward and you'll graduate from Fag to God
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>>739258425
I don't what 911 is? What is that? I only know 666?
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>>739258554
dubs and he drinks the entire tub like gatorade
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Everyone and their grandmother gets dubbs, should've gone with epic quads wtf
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>>739258521
P I S S L O R D
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Mfw op gets super powers from piss bath
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>this whole thread
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>>739258521
Goddamn I love you OP
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>>739258521
Top zozzle
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>>739258425
Fuck you and everything you fucking stand for do you think anyone likes you here, you're taking the fun out of this amazing thing that will go down in history if you are such a fag that you'd stop this then just fucking find the next trap thread and watch boys get fucked in the ass
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>>739256677
shopped
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>>739258521
THIS IS IT
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hayaku op
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fucking hell >THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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put me in the screenshot for reddit pls
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>>739258521
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiT37yZzq_M
Should we call this a /b/aptism?
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>>739258521
Sweet baby Jesus I missed this 4chan
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Put me In the screen cap! This shit is making story
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>>739258544
Masturbate to piss bath
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Op, you have made my day
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Today OP was cool and straight.
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>>739258614
Put me in the screen cap.
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Ayo yo

Send me ETH

0xE081f41c1b82829F12fe8010a784f7fDcFf18927
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if he actually fucking does it...
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O U R G U Y
U
R
G
U
Y
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>>739258544
WINRAR
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oh my god, piss lord lives
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>>739258521
do you usually get out of the tub if you have to pee?
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op you are basically talking about taking a bath in jenkem, at least turn on the bathroom fan, open a window if you can.
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For Op
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>>739258780
fag
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>>739258687
Say no more fam
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if this shit is real then this shit will be legendary
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>>739258544

me too, just found my new fetish
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OP filling the bottles like
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this shit is happening and i'm here to witness it
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>>739258136
>>739258425
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>>739258521
This is what a real man is.
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>>739257753
why are they lined up perfectly???? and stuck in groups??
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>>739256677

OP isn't a faggot.
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My GF broke up with me, but at least I have this thread.
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>>739258521
How many bottles to go OP?
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>>739256677
THE COLOR OF THE PISS
THE TASTEFUL THICKNESS OF IT
MY GOD IT EVEN HAS MOLD BUILDUP
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IF YOU MAKE A VIDEO OF THIS YOU HAVE TO PLAY TUBTHUMPING BY CHUMBAWAMBA IN THE BACKGROUND
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>>739258988
so she pissed on you?
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B O I, this gonna b gud
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>>739258425
You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
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>>739258633
>do you think anyone likes you here
i hope not, i wouldn't want to be accepted by anyone encouraging someone to kill themselves online.

>>739258521
pretty sure your odds of survival aren't as high as you think. you don't owe random assholes on the internet anything, they don't even know you. just stop now and nobody will know. continue and maybe your parents will be pulling your piss soaked corpse out of a tub
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what the fuck op
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>>739259031
sides gone
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>>739258425
far from it, its his own decision,.
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sorry it's taking a while. it's 150 piss bottles so dumping it all will take a while

>>739258635
no, it's not
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>>739257753
We stand with you anon. Achieve your destiny and embrace the sea of piss
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Any updates, op?
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>>739259042
BITCH, I ALREADY GAVE IT A SONG
>>739258692
AND WE SHALL CALL THIS THE /b/APTISM
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>Mfw I realize OP is actually gonna do this

Godspeed you glorious bastard
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>>739256677
youre a god amongst men.
bless you based pissbottleguy
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guys, stop posting pictures.
we need to keep image count low so OP can post many pictures chronicling his righteous endeavor.
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op pls
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>>739259104
you can do it
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https://archive.is/QAp5N
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>>739259104
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>>739259104
How's it smell? You hard yet?
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>>739259104
How the fuck are you taking these pictures?
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EMBRACE THE PISS OCEAN, ANON
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>>739259070
You're not allowed to be a part of this
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>>739259104
How old is the oldest bottle in your fine collection?
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how's the smell?
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This is a fantastic thread gentleman its an honor to be witness to history with you fine people
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>>739259104
how's the smell?
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>>739259131
He's a god against gods!
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>>739259104
How does it smell, op?
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>>739259104
You're doing god's work anon
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>>739259166
Cell phones have cameras on them nowadays. It's pretty cool.
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>>739259031
screen cap this 1 motherfucker
ahahahahahahahaha my gods
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>>739259070
>your odds of survival aren't as high as you think

So. Im biting your fagottry here. Why would he die when sitting in piss for a hile. Tell me.
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please someone screencap this shit
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Come on to check in for 2 secs before signing off and /b/ is doin this shit
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>>739259104
fuck i imagined the odor and my stomach turned
godspeed anon, keep up the good work
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>>739259104

We have some time OP, keep going we dump this Thread so it will not go 404
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>>739257257
>fuck you
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Could you please describe how is it going so far?
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>>739258521
Give me the yum yums daddy.
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Yummy
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>>739259289
Saving offline copy fam, I'm updating it every 2 mins
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Holy Fucking shit
Op is God
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>>739259246
fuck off, it's not like /b/ hasn't seen people die doing stupid shit. You guys remember toaster steve?
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>>739259181
You are a simply retarded, if he was collecting some pee bottles for the past 4 months, I think the oldest one is 4 fucking months
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>>739259246
his ascension to god form would leave his mortal body to wither away.
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What the fuck this cant be real
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LURKING IN AN EPIC BREAD
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>>739259104
I will forever remember you OP as the 150pb-tub guy
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I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
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>>739259174
this isn't a fucking game, some dumb kids maybe about to die in a tub of his own piss. people on the internet are real people, this isn't a video game. the consequences are real
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>>739259291
Same here. Jesus christ this is beautiful.
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>>739257659
Beg for attention somewhere else
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>>739259246
Poisoning, I guess.
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>>739256947
look at those nails eww
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>>739259329
I thought Toaster Steve just barely survived
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is someone making a screencap
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>>739257753
Assuming those are 16.9 ounce bottles and they are all full, there is about 21 gallons of piss there. That will hardly even do anything considering the average bathtub holds around 80 gallons.
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>>739259329
whats your problem retard? i wish op godspeed and want to know what this other faggot is rambling about the dood dying.

>>739259337
pissgod 4 lyfe ma dood
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>>739259344
fucking newfags
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>>739259231
Technology is amazing. But it just seems like someone else is taking the pictures... may be bottles of iced tea or some shit and he's just trolling. OP take a pic of you pissing into the tub to top it off.
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Stream pls
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This guy is taking screen shots
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>>739259166
my mom is taking them
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>>739259362
Fucking good then idk what kind of country you live in but in the USA you can kill yourself however you want
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>>739259104
YUM YUMS
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>>739259419
Maybe less anon, those might be 12 oz.
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>>739259385
We're in a thread which contains a man filling a bathtub full of his own, 4 month old piss, and you complain about the dirty nails?
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RIP THIS DUDE.
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>>739259394
fuck off faggot go do your own stunt
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>>739258521
Me reading threw this whole thread till I see this post from fucki OP!!!
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>>739259419
That's just over 1/4 of the tub, a reasonable amount, assuming OP's "small bathtub" is in fact 80 gallons
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>>739259419

he said it's a small bathtub
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>>739259391
who´s this
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>>739259469
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Now THIS is the /b/ I remember, Godspeed OP, Godspeed...
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>>739259469
Lol
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>>739256677
A BOY BECOMES A MAN.
GODSPEED OP
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>>739259469
Holy Kek
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>>739259419
>ounce
>gallons
these retard measurements
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>>739259469
NIGGA WHAT
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>>739259469
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>>739259469
cunt your mum? wut?
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>>739259469
She must be proud
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>>739259394
Don't know how to archive an entire thread but I'm taking screenshots
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>>739259469
oh my
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>>739259469
IS YOUR MOTHER OKAY WITH THIS?
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>>739259469
>MOM
my sides are dead
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>>739259469
if dubs, drink the bath "water"
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>>739259070
OP is following his heart and embarking on a journey of his own accord, it's impolite to be so unsupportive.
>>
A L L
H A I L
T H E
P I S S L O R D
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>>739259469
YUM YUUUUUUUUMS DAAAAADDY!!
>>
You gonna dunk your head under OP? How about you drink some through a straw when you're done?
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>>739259503
https://lmgtfy.com/
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OP, if the smell makes you puke be sure to puke into the tub of piss to add flavor
>>
Hurry the fuck up I wanna see you die or some shit
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>>739256677
Post hairless legs Op
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>>739259104
>open bottle
>put the whole thing in tub
>repeat 150x
>lay on top of pile
>slowly sink into pile of garbage as an ocean of piss rises around you

this would be much faster, but if you're going for speed just get some scisors and cut the bottles opej
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>>739259469
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>>739259362
He's not going to die, dummy. He might get a bad infection, he will definitely puke, but he won't dissolve in the piss u dummy
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>>739259469
Tell her to fuck off, you're busy entertaining faggots on the internet.
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>>739259469
Bull fucking shit I'm calling bullshit
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So if you so die cauae of aome Phantom piss thing.

Can i have your boombox op? Please include photo of said boombox.
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>>739259469
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>>739259391
Yeah, that was a wild ride. He ended up torching a whole wing of his dorms and pretty much ruined his life. I am pretty sure he got charged with felony arson.
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>>739259469
why are u doing this? and why is ur mom doing this?
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THIS IS HOTEL-3, ABANDON THREAD, REPEAT, ABANDON THREAD, MARK LZ FOR EVAC, OVER.
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>>739259469
THIS HAS TO BE A FUCKING DREAM THERE'S NO WAY A MOTHER WOULD PULL THAT SHIT UNLESS SHE IS THE QUEEN OF /b/
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>>739259469
>>739259357
>>
Rooting for my king piss lord
>>
Patiently waiting for OP to deliver
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>>739259469
Dude, get something sharp and make hole on the bottles for faster emptying
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P I S S L O R D
I O
S R
S D
>>
toasting in an epic bread
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>>739259469
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>>739259720
Ya done fucked up faggot
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Come on OP you can do it
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OP is a pisslord and a disgusting human being.

Include me in screencap!
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P I S S L O R D
I
S
S
L
O
R
D
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If you put the bottle upside down and spin it it will create a vortex and empty faster.
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open the top, drop the whole bottle in, then the next and the next, faster OP.
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>>739259469
Show mother or its BS
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ASCEND PISSLORD
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>>739256677
Please post legs OP
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>>739259615
smart thinking guy
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this whole fucking thread
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>>739259362

See: >>739258927
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I hope op isn't just....


Taking the piss out of us
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>>739259469
>m m mom
fucking hell
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Before you jump in, cut yourself a bunch.
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>>739257556
WHO THE FUCK TOOK THE PIC?
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I am nauseous just thinking about OP smelling every single bottle he pours out.
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>>739259362
B8
OP is aspiring to fulfill his dreams and you wish only to crush them
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>>739259866
Dont even joke
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Getting closer to post limit. Hurry your ass up
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I'm happy.
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its been awhile since there's been a thread like this. thank you OP
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BLESS ME PISSLORD
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>>739259894
his mom dude
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>>739259894
his mom dipshit
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praise pisslord and his juices of eternity
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WE'RE REACHING THE POST LIMIT BOYS, WE HAVE TO PUSH IT!
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>>739259894
Don't jump into an epic thread and comment without reading all of it...
>>739259469
>>
If there's ever a reason to not kill yourself, this is it.
This man has found his reason for life.
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update status op
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>>739259786
Like so https://youtu.be/yTKYHwqOKrc
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If quads then pee will rain from the heavens
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>this thread
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Photo of op mom
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>>739259829
I'm trying to sign up for ustream right now so I can stream

Might have to make a new thread too
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