Weird shit you like to eat.
I'll start, Take mozzarella cheese, put it on a plate, make it melted then put Parmesan ontop of it.
>Get bowl, preferably something square with tall sides
>Place marshmallows upright on bottom of bowl, try to cover the bottom as best as you can
>Get a spread of your choice, like jam, preserves, chocolate, etc and put it on top
>You can even do half and half if you like
>Microwave in ten second bursts until the marshmallows are soft
>Put cinnamon toast crunch or other cereal on top if you want, or eat it plain
Shit's cash, tbh fam
That shit's amazing, bruh. Probably the most glamorous s'more I've ever had.
My parents have a veneration towards bacon grease, and it's rubbing off on me. We gotta have at least one slice of bread dunked in the stuff and garnished with salt, every time we fry bacon.
My mom goes so far as to keep leftover grease in a sauce-dish in the fridge. My dad condemned me for mindlessly tossing out leftover grease one day.
I make no mess grilled cheeses.
You gotta toast the bread, then butter one slice facing inwards (or not). Make a cheese/ham and cheese sandwich with the bread and put it in the microwave for a few seconds.
Sometimes instead of eating chillI hotdogs I make chilli dog soup.
You put half a thing of chilli in a bowl, then on top of it put cut up hotdog and cut up hotdog bread. Then you layer it with another layer of chilli. Microwave, then put cheese on top
I mix some tuna with mayo and diced up jalapenos. Then i put some on a piece of toast throw it in the toaster oven for a few minutes and as soon as i take it out i put a slice of craft cheese on top. Good as fuck.
That sounds great, actually.
Why haven't they served shit like that at school cafeterias? They're just about as inexpensive and easy to make as that nasty-ass French bread pizza.
You have decent taste.
I take Cream of chicken ramen, add a shit ton of Dill, a dash of roasted garlic and eat that. Really fucking good.
I also make Hot Wing ramen that tastes just like hotwings. I spent 10 years only eating ramen, so I learned a lot of recipes.
I also am amazing with the Drink Machines. The ones with like 500 things to chose
>grab three slices of bread
>put one in toaster
>mayonnaise on other slice
>cheese on other other slice
>remove toasted bread from toaster
>sandwich the toast between non-toasted breads
Is dipping your french fries in apple sauce considered weird?
>Is dipping your french fries in apple sauce considered weird?
>hurr durr is this weird thing im doing weird, guys? look at me im special because i do weird things. look at me guys
Your taste for confections is at a transcendent level. I hope you find Snacking Nirvana.
I'd pay more attention to ramen if it weren't so damn salty. I like your line of thinking, though.
Admittedly, that stuff enhances my breakfast cereal experience when I need some richness.
I envy you and your fellow fasters.
how are you this positive in a place like this
epiphany writing that last sentence
youre probal;y the same in ral life
positive and supoportive af to those around him
the only missed when the world is over
i see you
Anyone would be gifted to have you as a friend. I like you. Leave this place. It will never be too late but the longer you let your hear adjust to this dark - just as your eyes would - it will be harder to go back out in to the light.
im sad you ever made it here
MODS ban this person while they still have inner light.
i love you stranger
be banned so you can live and be loved in return like you deserve
ban yourself if anything
i am a nerd, but i comfptably make 71k/ avg last 4 years. im just sad now. a shoadow of who i used to be. im alone. i have games and media of any kind and food of any measure, the last true pleasure in life is people. but now im too off-puting and now i dont have the social coherence shutting up has been my life. seek higher for yourself
Pour honey into a bowl of Corn Flakes and milk. Sounds bizarre but you should honestly try it out.
Miel means honey
Come on guys
>someone is being this polite on 4chan, let alone /b/
I enjoy raw veggies. A hunk of raw cabbage - just slice it off the head, add salt, done. Down a whole bundle of arugula salad or parsley. Carrots - raw or grilled on a grill pan with salt. A raw onion - the hotter the better - just with salt and rye bread. Can spend a day eating
nothing but greek salad (cucumbers, tomatos, onions).
The thing is - I`m not a vegan in the slightest.
>no, sadly, it turns out your gay
Oh, how that would simplify things...
On your bike, son :D
You need to try pepperoni and pickle pizza sometime.
I cook up some bacon, take about half a lb and put it on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (a good sub bread, not just slices or something).
Called a "Fool's Gold" sandwich, supposedly Elvis loved them. My uncle played fiddle for Jerry Lee Lewis and told me about when Elvis made him try one. After hearing that story I made one, and eat them at least a few times a year now.
I like to take a tray and just cover it in tiny or chopped vegetables, sometimes some fruit like tomatoes and stuff too, and then just eat all of it. I know I'm in the minority here, and that this must sound pretty weird, but I'm telling you it's not that bad.
Microwave a chocolate sundae poptart with butter on it. Toast 2 blueberry eggos and put peanut butter on it. Make a sandwich out of it all.
I fucking miss smoking weed. Big boy jobs drug test
Try better cheese. Kraft is bad. Dirt cheap, but bad.
Tillamook aged extra sharp white cheddar is my go to for midshelf general purpose cheese, at least as far as my lazy food goes.
Take a spoon and eat non-dairy creamer.
It's like non dairy crack, especially the vanilla flavoured ones!
>squirt a bunch of ranch into a small bowl/saucer
>put a generous amount of the hot sauce of your choice in it
>put lots of pepper in it
>stir it up
>dip Saltines in it and enjoy
Everybody i show this to either thinks it's weird or just meh. I think it's delicous
egg dogs from ugly americans
scramble some eggs put in hot dog bun add cheese and hot sauce or salsa to taste
something about the sweet bread really makes them amazing
The wife and I eat them like twice a month
I like to buy a little tub of grated Parmesan cheese from Whole Foods and eat it as is, or on pita chips. My gf thinks that's the weirdest shit she's ever seen. But my mom used to do that when I was a kid. Seems normal to me.
And now... the recipe of how I gained 150 pounds in one futhermucking year...
Peanut butter in bowl, enough for a full sandwich.
Pour butter-flavored syrup on top.
I got legit addicted to the taste and it took me two and a half years to work that shit off.
everyone thinks its strange how i put lime juice on everything.
eggs, sausage, tacos, beans, steak, fries, literally everything goes good with lemon to me.
also, i enjoy eating tomatoes and salt.
eat em like an apple putting salt before every bite.
I once read in one of these threads that a guy put a small amount of peanut butter on his hotdogs so I tried it and it was actually pretty damn good.
Melted marshmellows with rice bubbles mixed in is like thing for kids lunch boxes that you can buy in the supermarket.
This has been my lunch for more than 2 years. I'm addicted to eating this, I find it so yum
First, I eat around 60+ peanuts which is like, a couple handfulls
Then I mix the following:
- very ripe banana (being ripe is key for flavor/texture)
- cup of oats
- about 1+ spoon of honey
- around half cup of almond milk to moisten and mix everything up
I like caveman mixed with cricket powder from Thailand. I also put a little coconut milk and Xylitol for sweetener.
i love milk, which is not weird, but the amount of it i drink is to most of the people. i drink 2 litres of per day on average and i can even replace it with water: for example if i'm mowing the lawn and take a break, instead of drinking water i drink milk. sometimes if we have, let's say breaded meat (turkey) and mashed potatoes for lunch, i always drink milk.
same with pizza, i drink milk and i also put black or white pepper on pizza
girls think it's disgusting. you should stop
saladas are just four saltines melded together
is an Australian thing