Weird shit you like to eat. I'll start, Take mozzarella

That sounds unnecessary

And you just eat that alone? Like no chips or croutons or or crackers or idfk? Jesus, that's not weird that's disgusting.

>>739249346

Yes, Eat it with a fork.

>>739249120

hot dog in a hard shell taco, shredded cheese, lettuce, and sour cream

call it a dogo.

Bumping for interest

>>739249120
cut a hole in those small bell peppers then put ranch inside and eat them

>Get bowl, preferably something square with tall sides
>Place marshmallows upright on bottom of bowl, try to cover the bottom as best as you can
>Get a spread of your choice, like jam, preserves, chocolate, etc and put it on top
>You can even do half and half if you like
>Microwave in ten second bursts until the marshmallows are soft
>Put cinnamon toast crunch or other cereal on top if you want, or eat it plain
Shit's cash, tbh fam

Apple slices with BBQ sauce. A tangy granny Smith apples with some Mr. Stubb's spicy is amazing

>>739249991
>American

>>739249120
Well. Theres pizza with 4 types of cheese on it and people eat it, so i will not blame you for eating 2 sorts of cheese one their own.

>>739249120
apparently my dad's favorite sandwich is peanut butter, bananas, and mayonnaise

>>739249120
like to get little smokies, then microwave them until they are semi-hard

Love going to Taiwan and eating BBQ pupper

like to get the little peeps marshmallow bunnies, then use a culinary blowtorch on them so that all the sides are burned

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>>739250967
dont BBQ the pupper

Orange slices with hot sauce and salt.

>>739251222
Thats not weird, every mexican does that shit their fruit.

>>739249120
Kinda same. I like to pan fry sharp cheddar until it's crispy.
I also get really cheap beef just so I can have something to eat mass amounts of A1 sauce with.

>>739251007
That shit's amazing, bruh. Probably the most glamorous s'more I've ever had.

My parents have a veneration towards bacon grease, and it's rubbing off on me. We gotta have at least one slice of bread dunked in the stuff and garnished with salt, every time we fry bacon.
My mom goes so far as to keep leftover grease in a sauce-dish in the fridge. My dad condemned me for mindlessly tossing out leftover grease one day.

I make no mess grilled cheeses.

You gotta toast the bread, then butter one slice facing inwards (or not). Make a cheese/ham and cheese sandwich with the bread and put it in the microwave for a few seconds.

>>739251452
They put hot sauce on literally everything, even biscuits and gravy.

Raw Bricks of Ramen with the seasoning sprinkled in it with each bite.

Sometimes instead of eating chillI hotdogs I make chilli dog soup.
You put half a thing of chilli in a bowl, then on top of it put cut up hotdog and cut up hotdog bread. Then you layer it with another layer of chilli. Microwave, then put cheese on top

>>739251007
I fucking hate peeps they're so gross

>>739249120
I mix some tuna with mayo and diced up jalapenos. Then i put some on a piece of toast throw it in the toaster oven for a few minutes and as soon as i take it out i put a slice of craft cheese on top. Good as fuck.

I like to eat dick

Chocolate paired with popcorn

I use those Johnsonville grillers for breakfast sandwiches and even make paninis with frozen waffles

>>739252000
nice trips, op

>>739249120
I buy those burger patties that just need to be microwaved, i get a bagel toast itthen spread some cream cheese on it. Place the patty in it like a burger, ez good snack.

>>739249120
>make it melted

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>>739251996
That sounds great, actually.
Why haven't they served shit like that at school cafeterias? They're just about as inexpensive and easy to make as that nasty-ass French bread pizza.
>>739252089
You have decent taste.

spread cheese on a plate, microwave for 2.69 minutes, flip it over. wait for it to solidify, then eat that shit

>>739251818
I do that too

i mix mayo cheetos and bacon bits so i can game and chow. the mayo coats the cheeto and protects from dust while allowing me to grab without looking, i just dab, suck and go

This shows just how sad /b/ is, literally eating La Bowl of Cheese.

>>739249120
Currently doing low carb diet, shit like this works wonders for cravings.

>>739249445
NO

Mustard on white bread.

>>739255340

Sometimes if I'm feeling fancy I'll put potato chips in and make a mustard potato sandwich.

Also like squirted a big blob of ketchup in my mouth while eating chips.

>>739252919
butterscotch chips and popcorn is real life on the realest levels
cash out with drink of choice

I take Cream of chicken ramen, add a shit ton of Dill, a dash of roasted garlic and eat that. Really fucking good.

I also make Hot Wing ramen that tastes just like hotwings. I spent 10 years only eating ramen, so I learned a lot of recipes.
I also am amazing with the Drink Machines. The ones with like 500 things to chose

>>739253325
thats not a bowl you idiot its a plate

>>739255398
when ur old youll have condimentia

>>739255490
I laughed adn I'm ashamed

>>739251818
>>739253287
the best way to do it is crush the noodles in the packet and then open it and shake the seasoning onto them

>>739251905

That's just a cut up chili dog bro

vegemite on sharp vintage chedder cheese

>grab three slices of bread
>put one in toaster
>mayonnaise on other slice
>cheese on other other slice
>remove toasted bread from toaster
>sandwich the toast between non-toasted breads
bread sandwich

Is dipping your french fries in apple sauce considered weird?

>>739256321
>Is dipping your french fries in apple sauce considered weird?

>hurr durr is this weird thing im doing weird, guys? look at me im special because i do weird things. look at me guys

>>739252932

>2.69 minutes

>2 minutes and 69/60 seconds

Here's what I do.
>grill burger until medium rare
>get bun, lettuce and peanut butter.
>make a pbl burger

>>739251926
That's how a pussy talks. You a pussy Mr?

>>739256589
>Not 69/100 of 60 seconds meaning 41 seconds

>>739252932
3 minutes and 9 seconds

>>739256550
>reddit spacing

>>739256829
>2.69 minutes means 3:09 minutes
Kys

>>739256550
>>739256589
>comes into thread
>'oohhh things are happening'
>posts deparate replies to different comments
go home

>>739249120
I hate coffee, but I like to drink liquid coffee creamer, usually just mixed with milk

>>739256589
>>739256789
you just got microwave timed, friend.

Fuck you op. Italian fag here. I want to stab my eyes. Fuck you

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>>739257099
is you're name mario

>>739249120
It looks like a war crime but maybe it's good to eat

>>739255422
Your taste for confections is at a transcendent level. I hope you find Snacking Nirvana.
>>739255440
I'd pay more attention to ramen if it weren't so damn salty. I like your line of thinking, though.
>>739257039
Admittedly, that stuff enhances my breakfast cereal experience when I need some richness.
>>739254024
I envy you and your fellow fasters.

>>739249120
I eat tortilla chips with a1 steak sauce sometimes

>>739256321
I dip them in apple sauce to, it's fucking delicious and no it is not weird

>>739257504
butterscotch chip and popcorn guys here
youre too good of a person and i feel an appreciation for thought comin form you. wishing we cross paths one day

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>>739249120

>>739250675
my dad puts spaghettios on his peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

>>739257504
how are you this positive in a place like this
epiphany writing that last sentence
youre probal;y the same in ral life
dure circumstance
positive and supoportive af to those around him
the only missed when the world is over
i see you

From this thread I've realized that I don't eat anything really too weird. Closest thing is occasionally I'll put some ketchup in my mashed potatoes but that's about it.

>>739254024
Try this muffin. It's shit hot.
You're welcome.

wholesomeyum.com/recipes/two-minute-toasted-english-muffin/

>>739257504
Anyone would be gifted to have you as a friend. I like you. Leave this place. It will never be too late but the longer you let your hear adjust to this dark - just as your eyes would - it will be harder to go back out in to the light.
im sad you ever made it here
MODS ban this person while they still have inner light.
i love you stranger
be banned so you can live and be loved in return like you deserve
ban yourself if anything
trust me

>>739258294
shut up nerd

>>739249120
There is nothing weird, it's still cheese. In France we got 'la fondue' which is a meal made only with cheese, we eat it with bread tho

>>739258480
i am a nerd, but i comfptably make 71k/ avg last 4 years. im just sad now. a shoadow of who i used to be. im alone. i have games and media of any kind and food of any measure, the last true pleasure in life is people. but now im too off-puting and now i dont have the social coherence shutting up has been my life. seek higher for yourself

>>739258639
>Using France as proof of not being weird

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Pour honey into a bowl of Corn Flakes and milk. Sounds bizarre but you should honestly try it out.

>>739258823
Okay we got weird meals sometimes but it's not that bad

>>739249120
cool tip they taught in the navy seals: if you bake the parmesan at 200°C for a few minutes, you can make a sort of cracker

>>739251996
Not weird at all. Standard tuna melt

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>>739258825
Miel means honey

Come on guys

>get a bowl full of sugar
>fill the whole thing with melted butter
>eat it like cereal
>call it Grits

Anyways I'm fat

>>739259229
What the fuck

People think I'm weird for licking the butter off microwaved popcorn bags

>>739259574
What about unpopped kernels?

When I was a kid my favourite sandwich was peanut butter, nutella, and cheese

>>739249445
That sounds good

>>739259928

not him, but I take the unpopped kernels at the end, bite off the pointy top part and suck on them until theyre weak enough to bite through.

>>739249120
How fat are you op...

>>739250967
That's just sad.... why not rabbit? But then again you must be an edge lord

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>>739257504
>someone is being this polite on 4chan, let alone /b/

woah

>>739249445
Taco Bell reading this thread writing this down

I like to take fresh slices bread, cut off the crusts, pinch of salt, and use a rolling pin to flatten it, then fold it however many times i can, until a small ball remains, than eat it

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I enjoy raw veggies. A hunk of raw cabbage - just slice it off the head, add salt, done. Down a whole bundle of arugula salad or parsley. Carrots - raw or grilled on a grill pan with salt. A raw onion - the hotter the better - just with salt and rye bread. Can spend a day eating
nothing but greek salad (cucumbers, tomatos, onions).
The thing is - I`m not a vegan in the slightest.

>>739261607
no, sadly, it turns out your gay

>>739261607
>add salt, done
Fuck off Gordon Ramsey

>>739257039
I do that too! I thought I was the only one

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>>739261707
>no, sadly, it turns out your gay
Oh, how that would simplify things...
>>739261732
On your bike, son :D

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You need to try pepperoni and pickle pizza sometime.

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I cook up some bacon, take about half a lb and put it on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (a good sub bread, not just slices or something).

Called a "Fool's Gold" sandwich, supposedly Elvis loved them. My uncle played fiddle for Jerry Lee Lewis and told me about when Elvis made him try one. After hearing that story I made one, and eat them at least a few times a year now.

>>739251700
Would you happen to be american ?

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>>739262053

>>739255705
good

>>739249120
I like to take a tray and just cover it in tiny or chopped vegetables, sometimes some fruit like tomatoes and stuff too, and then just eat all of it. I know I'm in the minority here, and that this must sound pretty weird, but I'm telling you it's not that bad.

>>739262425
I, too, love to eat pussy.

>>739251700
Fuck yes man. Fry an egg in the grease. Use it to make grilled cheese. Basically anything is better with bacon grease

>>739261607

Enjoy your tapeworms.

>>739259144
We don't have it here and honestly that looks awful

Haven't read all the posts yet but I make some buttered toast and put some sauerkraut and jalapenos. It's good when you're hungry from boredom..

Microwave a chocolate sundae poptart with butter on it. Toast 2 blueberry eggos and put peanut butter on it. Make a sandwich out of it all.

I fucking miss smoking weed. Big boy jobs drug test

A bowl of any kind of rice
Shit ton of cheese
Microwave
Mix
Eat

>>739257889
My dad eats ass.

>>739261232
don't fucking do it dude the doritos taco made sense

>>739262077
I bet it taste like bacon pancakes

>>739263767
Or white rice with A1 mixed in

>>739260400
Holy shit are you me?

I put shredded cheese in a cup with bacon bits. I eat them with a fork.

>>739258825
that's not weird lol everyone does that

Spaghetti with bernaise sauce sandwich

Avocado with milk and honey

>>739250967
I hope it's Chihuahua

>>739264162
yes. feels good man, it still feels like eating popcorn except much slower.

>>739251996
Try better cheese. Kraft is bad. Dirt cheap, but bad.

Tillamook aged extra sharp white cheddar is my go to for midshelf general purpose cheese, at least as far as my lazy food goes.

>>739249120
I eat slices of bread with nutella, salami and salt and pepper on top.

>>739250493
Europoor detected.

>>739255440
GIMME THE HOTWING RAMEN RECIPE PL0X

>>739256964
youre a fucking imbecile. re read the post youre talking about

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>>739249120
Take a spoon and eat non-dairy creamer.
It's like non dairy crack, especially the vanilla flavoured ones!

>>739255440
>>739267780
Yeah give recipie pls!!

My cousin loves to get a Sausage McMuffin from McDonald's, and put a bunch of grape jelly in it and eat it. I don't understand how that idea even comes to someone's head.

bread + lard + salt

>squirt a bunch of ranch into a small bowl/saucer
>put a generous amount of the hot sauce of your choice in it
>put lots of pepper in it
>stir it up
>dip Saltines in it and enjoy

Everybody i show this to either thinks it's weird or just meh. I think it's delicous

Peanut butter mixed with maple syrup spread on one piece of bread, crunchy cheetos on other slice of bread

>>739249120
Hawaii pizza

>>739267907
(L)

When making a Screwdriver, orange juice and vodka, fill half the glass with milk. Let it sit for at least a minute.

I like cheap ramen with fresh garlic, crushed red peppers, bean sprouts and chopped cabbage.

>>739268900
that's not weird shit. that actually sounds pretty good and tasty!

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Logs of shit

egg dogs from ugly americans

scramble some eggs put in hot dog bun add cheese and hot sauce or salsa to taste

something about the sweet bread really makes them amazing
The wife and I eat them like twice a month

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Andys loaf

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Fucking logs of shit are pretty good

>>739251996
add onion garlic pickle and powdered ginger. ur welcome.

>>739249120
I like to buy a little tub of grated Parmesan cheese from Whole Foods and eat it as is, or on pita chips. My gf thinks that's the weirdest shit she's ever seen. But my mom used to do that when I was a kid. Seems normal to me.

>>739256550
its a thread about weird food combos what kinds of questions were you expecting

And now... the recipe of how I gained 150 pounds in one futhermucking year...

Peanut butter in bowl, enough for a full sandwich.
Pour butter-flavored syrup on top.

I got legit addicted to the taste and it took me two and a half years to work that shit off.

>>739249120
everyone thinks its strange how i put lime juice on everything.
eggs, sausage, tacos, beans, steak, fries, literally everything goes good with lemon to me.

also, i enjoy eating tomatoes and salt.
eat em like an apple putting salt before every bite.

>toast 2 eggos
>fry egg with circle mold (leave yolk slightly runny)
>zap sum precooked sausage patties
>butter waffles
>make breakfast sandwich
>smother in syrup
>stab yolk

enjoy

crack an egg into a mug of root beer and mix!

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>>739249120
I once read in one of these threads that a guy put a small amount of peanut butter on his hotdogs so I tried it and it was actually pretty damn good.

squirt hershey's chocolate syrup into a bowl of tomato soup and mix

Sharp cheddar cheese and jam

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>>739249991
Melted marshmellows with rice bubbles mixed in is like thing for kids lunch boxes that you can buy in the supermarket.

This has been my lunch for more than 2 years. I'm addicted to eating this, I find it so yum

First, I eat around 60+ peanuts which is like, a couple handfulls

Then I mix the following:
- very ripe banana (being ripe is key for flavor/texture)
- cup of oats
- about 1+ spoon of honey
- raisins
- around half cup of almond milk to moisten and mix everything up

>delish af
try it

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>>739249120
I like caveman mixed with cricket powder from Thailand. I also put a little coconut milk and Xylitol for sweetener.

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>>739249991

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>>739259229

>>739251996
sounds nice, but
isnt it kinda a gross to eat diary cheese or milk + fish?

>>739260400
same here!

>>739251996
you can mix a bit of hot sauce to the tuna/mayo mix to spice it up
also try adding spring onions

I just take some blueberries, put 'em in a bowl with some milk, add a scoop of sugar or two in there and then I eat it like cereal

>>739250576
nah dude fuck that, the sheer amount of uncut cheeze makes him a mong indeed but then again its a good start to a mong meals thread

>>739249120
i love milk, which is not weird, but the amount of it i drink is to most of the people. i drink 2 litres of per day on average and i can even replace it with water: for example if i'm mowing the lawn and take a break, instead of drinking water i drink milk. sometimes if we have, let's say breaded meat (turkey) and mashed potatoes for lunch, i always drink milk.

same with pizza, i drink milk and i also put black or white pepper on pizza

Whipped cream and cheeze-its. Shits fucking good tbh

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>>739249120
girls think it's disgusting. you should stop

>>739258825
every does this

not rare

>>739249120
I love to get round crumpets, toasted till its warm, and put some soy mayo mixed with crushed garlic on it. I like to put sliced avacado on it too

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>>739249120
I bet you haven't shit since 2005.

>>739251007
I like to explode em in the microwave

Chicken broth and spaghetti

>>739258825
It would be really weird if you ate it with a spoon.

>>739272099
?

whats wrong faggot, dont tell me thats not common as fuck

>>739271610
Since when was this a website to impress females?

>take 2 saladas (crackers)
>cheese on top of saladas
>microwave until melted
>remove and add a sprinkling of vinager
>salt
>pepper
>enjoy

>>739249120
that looks great, I love cheese

>>739272297
everything you do in life it to impress females.
What, you still think babies still get delivered by a stork?

>>739272353
do you mean saltines?

>>739272353
I JUST TRIED THAT. YOU GENIUS

>>739249120
Why the fuck would you do this on a paperplate?

>>739256550
>look at me look at me

You're projecting, you whore

>>739249120
coronary heart attack and high blood pressure in 3......2......1.....

idk if its wierd but i really like peanut butter, cinnamon and maple syrup sandwiches

>>739256550
You seem jealous that someone is getting more attention than you are.

>>739251728
ya "poor mans grilled cheese"

>>739249120
I mix pulpy orange juice with either pepsi max or coke zero. Everyone around me says it looks like vomit. I don't care, it tastes good.

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>>739272478
saladas are just four saltines melded together
is an Australian thing

This : http://casualient.com/WNU

>>739249120
Any cheese in the microwave for 15-30s till its molten and chewy.
Too bad I always see how much fat/grease it contains and then feel like a fatbastard.

Deine mutter

I am gonna try every one of these mixes..

Dill pickles with a Virgin Bloody Mary.

>>739261607
long stalk onion. And salt

Cut the end. And just dip onion in salt, and eat

>>739249120
i put chocolate protein powder in my morning tea.
It tastes like shit, it's warm, but its efficient.

>>739262053
All pineapple haters and lovers, lets set our differences aside for a little while and concentrate on exterminating THIS SHIT

>>739256635
I keep hearing pb on a burger is good

>>739273229
dill pickle in a gin and tonic. Yum.

>>739268900
You keep the broth you make it in? Because that sounds a lot like Fur, basically Vietnamese ramen.
Variations of this are probably one of the most common meals on the planet

>>739274836
It's spelt pho, don't know why my brain wrote it phonetically