what is the gayest thing you've done?

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suck my own cock

>>739220626
pic?

I fucked my best friend in the ass and came inside him so I could fuck his sister, she watched and came as I fucked his tight ass. I'm married to her now and it's awkward at family get togethers.

>>739220466

fapped to Chyna

>>739220626
tits or GTFO....

>>739220466
Let a stranger suck my cock and eat my ass

>>739220729
/thread

>>739220729
RIP in piece

fapped thinking about my ex's boyfriend. A younger fella.

>>739220466
voted for Trump

>>739221049
faggot

I fapped to my girlfriend's ex, a younger fella

>>739220523
/thread


i think we're all done here.

A bunch of stuff, almost all just after my divorce at 37, when I went on juice and started hanging out with my younger brothers. Crazy amounts of pussy, but I did end up screwing around on Craigslist with guys. Ended up with a "straight " Brazilian who explained how I'm the gay one bc I'm a bottom. He later got divorced and aked me to be his lawyer. Lol. I shut that idea down quickly. He's gay living in the city. I haven't done gay shit in like 2 years. Settled down with a nice Thai girl. But I still jerk off to gay and tranny porn when I'm drunk (especially if I snort ritalin).

I'm a beast of a sadistic dom with girls, but oddly, I was a really subby bottow with the 2 guyys who wanted to dom me. I did it just like I always demanded of my girls: fuck me daddy, stop raping me daddy, etc.

Always condoms.

But I'm done now. I play fifa and fly fish. :)

I once accidentally a whole coca cola bottle

bisexuality

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>>739220466
>Got piss drunk at a friend's house
>Drove home drunk
>Never watched trap porn, think it's disgusting
>Saw a video of Sarina Valentina fucking some guy
>So shitfaced, I thought it was hot as fuck
>Got a banana from the kitchen
>Went to my room
>Put a condom on it
>Fucked myself with it

Still ashamed of it to this day. I wish I was drunk enough to forget, but I remember every detail. The banana became mush half way through and I had to use my fingers after. The cleanup was the worst part. Fucking banana mash all over the bed, shitty fingers and a smelly condom.

3/10 would not recommend.

>>739220466
I fucked your dad once.

Had sex with a woman

>>739223381
I'm the guy above you who started with "a bunch of stuff." Your post loled me a bit. Been there. And you write it with a little comedic timing. Nice. As for content: bro, give yourself a break. Fatherhood and husbandhood and all that isn't jeopardized by something you do while masturbating drunk. Luckily, life don't work that way. Your life doesn't get fucked based on your being a little "freaky." You're a dude. The world knows you're a sickko

I'm in a homosexual relationship.

I watched a whole soccer game once

Dress up like a sissy and fuck my ass with a vibrator

>>739223381
Thats why anal sex hygiene should be taught in school

>be me 16 in high school
>has fapped to gay porn a few times but mostly stuck to straight
>stay the night at a friends house with some other guys
>no beds left
>my friend says i could sleep on his bed with him
>I say ok
>We get ready for bed
>Im under the covers already with my clothes off
>I accidentally watch him take his off
>damnheshot.jpg
>I cant stop staring at his abs and the outline of his cock in his boxer briefs
>I feel my cock get hard
>He gets into bed with me
>A few hours pass and i cant get to sleep
>I turn to him and hes sound asleep
>I cant help myself and look under the covers at his cock
>as i lift off his blanket i see that he's rock hard
>his cock is easily 9 inches, much bigger than mine
>He must be having a wet dream or something
>I decide fuck it and wrap my lips around his cock
>A few minutes go by and he starts to wake up
>"oh shit" it think as he looks down at me
>He smiles and forces me down on his cock making me gag
>I try to not wake the others
>He lets me up and turns me around on all fours
>He spreads my ass wide open and i have to cove my mouth to stop my moans from waking up the other guys
>He cums in my ass
>I go to clean up in the bathroom and when i get back hes asleep again
>I finally fall asleep
>Wake up and he acts like nothing ever happened
>we never talk about it ever again

>>739224022
Thanks, that actually made me feel better about it.

>>739224425
I mean, I put a condom on it. I used H2O Joe water-based lubricant and everything. Basically did everything by the book. Just didn't expect it to be so sloppy. Maybe it's just my disgusting asshole.

>>739220466
Hugged my father.

put a battery in my ass

>>739220466
Every guy should get pounded at least once

>Friend spends the night
>Sleep time
>He's sleeping on the floor next to my bed
>I hear him get up and slowly lay down next to me, my back facing him
>He pokes me a few times, shakes me to see if I'm awake
>He gets bold, slides off my boxers
>His hand reaches over my side and starts playing with my cock, I'm already hard
>Hear him spit, rubbing it on his hard cock
>Slides his thick dick up and down my ass, trying to find my hole
>He spits again and rubs it into my asshole
>Wrapping is arm around me, he slowly inches inside me
>It hurts, but I don't make a sound
>He pumps away for what seems like an eternity, grunting with almost every thrust
>I'm leaking precum like a waterfall
>His thrusts get harder, deeper, I feel his cock expand
>He cums, hard, I can feel it coating my insides

I confronted him about it one night, he was embarrassed, but I told him I liked it. I rode him like a slut that night, I came all over myself and his stomach.

>>739225019
>I put a condom on it.
>I used H2O Joe water-based lubricant
The minimum preparation for enjoying "external anal play" is a regular bowel movement followed by complete external cleansing.
If you wanna stick anything in, an internal rinse should be done

>>739220466
I watched the movie Hello Dolly

Pack-a-Punch Olympia on Kino Der Toten

>>739223381
Allison stoke is so fucking fine

>>739222344

Playing fifa is the gayest out of all these things

>>739225666
You think I carry douches in the house? Should I have gone to the hose out in front yard and plunge my ass over the spicket?

>nice satanic get btw

I downloaded an mp3 of a Pet Shop Boys song.

Sucked a cock.
And been pegged by a girl.
At the same time.

>>739225190
You're fucking disgusting.

Pig!

>>739220702
I came to this. I'm not gay or nothing.

>>739225439
When I was sleeping round my friends, or had friends sleeping at mine, I always hoped one of them would do this. I used to poke my bare ass out the covers slightly in the middle of the night when I knew they were awake.
Never worked.

>>739226927
It's a whole different kind of pleasure being used by someone like that. A man acting without restraint, believing that you're asleep. Feeling his thick cock bury itself inside you, hearing his grunts and moans, eventually filling you with his cum.

>>739220702
You Fuckin blew my mind

>be 16
>wierd relationship with friend
>randomly slaps my ass throughout day
>dont say anything funny want to fuck up friendship
>be at sleepover at him house
>we're in our pajamas
>falling alsleep
> hes rubbing my ass
>pretend to be asleep dont want to confront situation
>basically get ass raped by weird friend
>awkward next morning
>personally avoid interacting with him
>dead friendship

>>739226231
>plunge my ass over the spicket
exactly this

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>>739220702

My friend and I grew up together, naturally we got curious

>I told him I was horny and wanted to fap, he said okay and continued to play Xbox
>I pull out my dick and start fapping, feelsgoodman.jpg
>I can see him glancing over at my cock, but quickly looking back at the tv
>Precum starts flowing, he's never seen it, not old enough to produce his own
>He stops playing and sits down next to me
>Without saying anything, he reaches over and wipes my precum on his finger, putting it in his mouth and tastes it
>He grabs my hand and pushes it away, slowly he wraps his lips around my the head of my cock
>So wet, warm and soft
>As soon as he starts bobbing his head up and down, I cum
>The look of shock was beautiful as I filled his mouth, his tongue swirling around like mad
>He swallows it, telling me that it was warm and really salty, but he liked it

This led to more.

>>739227642
Nigga, how you do all that butt slappin' and not get the gay?

YOU GAY NIGGA.
NIGGA YOU GAY.

>>739228381
He loved sucking my cock, but he loved my cum even more. Months later, he finally starts producing cum.

>I jack him off one night at his moms appartment, cums all over my hand
>I wipe it all over my erect cock, I tell him I want to try something new
>Tell him to lay on his stomach, ass and legs hanging off the end of his bed
>Can't find his asshole, so I instruct him to spread his tiny ass cheeks
>There it is
>Slowly, and I mean fucking slowly, I inserted myself inside him
>He didn't like it at first, but the more I worked his ass, the more he like it
>Since he had long hair, I grabbed it and made his ass slam against me, balls slapping his taint
>He cums, I slap his ass over and over, he bucks against me
>I could hold back any longer, I exploded, best orgasm I've ever had
>That's when I hear a gasp
>His fucking mom was standing in the doorway, watching me violate her son
>She immediately calls my parents and shit hits the fan

>>739224439
HA....GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY

>>739220466
participated in a gay popper orgy, and got dp'd in the ass while sucking a cock. the only gay thing i've ever done... besides posting in this thread

>>739226520
Faggot.
>>739220466
I sucked off some random trucker.
>My car broke down halfway between my college and home.
>Got towed to a rest stop.
>sucked him off for a ride to Philly
>had a friend pick me up from there

I gave a handjob to a dude 7 yrs ago when I was 21,he busted a big nut. I'm not gay just bi curious bacj then.

I've told this before, probably a few months ago.
But the gayest thing I've ever done was having a weird thing over the summer with a guy my dad knew from work. I was 16/17, he was quite a bit older and divorced.
I had been looking for a summer job and he needed a bunch of yard work done as he was re-doing the back and starting a deck. It started over some beers and chatting, he offered me a blowjob. I thought it was a joke at first but obviously it wasn't, and I felt weird but didn't stop him.
After that there was a lot more oral sex, eventually I started fucking him.
It stopped a little bit after school started back up, he wanted to keep going but he was chill about it ending. Part of me wishes I had kept at it because honestly it felt amazing, but at the time I was really hung up on it being "too gay" and couldn't get over it even tho I enjoyed it.
No gay experiences since and it was years and years ago now.

>>739220466
Rolling hard at rave in the late 90s and came out of a wave to find some guy whe was a friend of a friend massaging my forehead and eyebrows. I didn't stop him.

Brother sucks me off every once in a while when we see each other (im 19 hes 18)

I am currently planing to meet with some guy this week. I'm super curious about giving him a blowjob and getting buttfucked. Any tips to not screw everything up?

>>739220466
sucked dick for a whole summer

One time I got really drunk and almost posted an OP. Stopped short, though.

>>739230267
make sure your ass is cleaned out

In college I spent a summer going over to this super feminine Asian foreign student's place whenever I'd strike out with girls at the bars. Some of the hottest sex of my life. Been well over a decade.

>>739225666
Actually,even though that's been assumed tone how you're supposed to do it you're actually not supposed to douche before sex, it's terrible for your insides. A normal shit and shake works just fine, the only time you should douche is either once a month or if you're like really backed up... just sayin.

>>739220466
Let you suck my dick

>>739221049
Like Hillary would be better, get out with this bullshit

>>739222541
An whole one?

fuck a guy. twice

Sucked dick with vicious enthusiasm because I'm a closet bisexual with a cock worship fetish.

I do this about once a year.

Fucked myself with my mom's realistic 7 or 8 inch dildo several times. I'd just sit on the floor and ride it, it felt good and I would cum hands free too.

>>739232376
Dang for real ;)

>>739220466
Reply to this thread.

>>739220466
Sucked someone's dick.

>>739232482
Oh yeah, I did it 3 or 4 times. I stopped though because I didn't want to get caught. I wouldn't know how to explain myself, my parents are religious and I'm closeted bi, so that's a no go with them.

>>739220466
send nudes to guys online, crossdress, sex chat with strangers, nothing irl tho

>>739232884
>religious
>8 inch dildo

Compared dicks. Blown two guys. Both uncut. Pissed with people. Swordfought. One guy tried to stick it in me just feeling around. That part actually felt the best of all these but it was just a game in a gym shower after football. I was one of the bigger ones of all ive seen. They tell me to restore so I am. Good convo starter all these sorts of things

Let a 2 guys cum in my ass at the same time multiple times through university. Also found out I thoroughly enjoy being a sub to guys

>>739233002
There religious as in same-sex partners/marriage is wrong blah blah blah

>>739220626
If I could suck my own dick, I'd probably never leave the house.

Get fucked in the ass

>>739224439
Why were you both sleeping naked pre-gay?

>>739225439
I'm straight. But this story made me rock hard

>Fap to tranny porn
>I enjoy anal; vibrator, butt plug, even fisted myself
>I've sucked my own cock, but I've put on weight so it's more difficult and requires quite a bit of stretching to achieve

>>739220466
I just had gay sex with my husband Gary, then cuddled with him naked. Now we are watching The Birdcage. I guess that's pretty gay.

>>739220466
I was OP once.

>>739234446
Go to work, josh.

>>739220466
fapped to MMF threesomes
not MFM threesomes or gangbangs
but a dude and a chick both fucking a second dude

>>739224117
We have a winner

>>739234634
Lol, hubby's names is micheal

>>739220466
I came on my face once.

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Post my dick in a thread

>>739220466
enjoyed a nice daiquiri on vacation with a straw and a mini umbrella with a strawberry wedge on the glass

>>739235010
I cum on your face all the time.

>>739220702
i often fap to a similar fantasy

>>739220702
On today's episode of shit that never happened

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>>739234655
those are great
mine is either fapping to gay porn or talking with a guy about maybe fucking. we never did it tho.

>>739229144
Did you get grounded or some shit?
Continue cuz this is funny as fuck.

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>>739231316

When I was 10 I did some stuff with one of my friends. I didn't really know what sex was as that point we were basically just fondling each others flaccid hairless junk.

Just yesterday I went to a sex shop and despite my autistic stuttering managed to buy a nice looking dildo and took it home and fucked myself in the ass.

Which seems gayer to you guys?

more please

did DDP Yoga to lose weight. Great success. Improved flexibility...you guessed it...trying harder to get as much of my own dick in my mouth.

>>739220466
I ate my girlfriends pussy earlier today.

Done that a bunch actually.

>>739237228
The one involving other males

>>739222344
We need to hang out more