Have any of you actually seen a girl take a shit? Not like you walk in on them when they're on the toilet, I mean actually seen shit come out of their asshole IRL? I did once:
>Be on scuba charter with gf
>8/10 girl on our boat with her two friends
>Head out to first stop on charter, overhear 8/10 ask her friend something about whether or not the boat has a toilet.
>Get to first site, go through safety briefing, get in water
>Stay by gf but then see octopus on seafloor below
>follow it, then see 8/10 heading away from me (we're pretty far from everyone in group)
>watch as she moves bikini bottom to side
>Watch as brown cloud puffs from her asshole and a turd bursts from said cloud, shooting to surface like a rocket
>rubbing ass with hand, presumably "wiping"
>pulls bikini bottom back over ass and swims back toward group
>I literally almost vomited when I got back to the boat
i would like to have seen this. when girls poop there is always a lot
Anyone notice how green porn poop is?
Ex-wife got food poisoning one time and while she was kneeling and puking into the bowl, she projectile shit onto the floor behind her (she was naked because we had gone to bed). While gross, I thought it was hilarious. She, of course, cried with embarrassment, which made me laugh harder.
poop on my junk woman. that is your job you know. poop on my junk.
I dated a girl who consistently pissed the bed after nights where we drank heavily. I thought that was awful, but at least she never blew aerial feces out of her ass in front of me. God bless you sir.
I have a shit fetish. Especially when it comes out of my 104lb asian girlfriend. Pic related. she sends me massive turds for my pleasure
Hmmph. Look at that. Doesn't really faze me at all anymore. Thanks, /b/. Eleven years of coming here regularly has really left its mark on me.
she is amused that her turd is bigger than his cock
When I was married, my wife and I would watch each other shit sometimes. Like we didn't go out of the way but if we were having a conversation and one of us needed to poop, we'd just leave the door open and keep talking. No big deal.
Me and my twin needed to shit when we were out on a boating trip in South Africa. We went into the trees a little bit but stayed close so we didn't have to move far for the tissues. Ended up being like 3m apart when we shat. Saw it come out of her so yeah
In college I started hanging out with someone I met. After a while I went to hang out at his house. Turns out he has a 14-ish year old 'tarded sister. She is watching My Little Pony or some other shit on the giant 80+ inch TV his parents had. He kicked her off the TV so we could play Halo 2. She was not pleased by this and she keeps on trying to take the remote from him making "unh unh" type tard noises. After a while she runs out of the room crying. Some time later she comes back into the room completely composed. She walked right over to him and standing in front of him, turned around, bent over slightly, pulled down her sweat pants and spewed semi-liquid shit all over his lap. I was close enough to be hit with tiny shit flecks. It smelled terrible and it took every last ounce of self control not to puke all over the floor. The last of her shit expelled, his sister pulled up her pants and walked out of the room. My only contact with him after that was an apology email where I gathered that she does this somewhat often when she is angry with someone.
Yeah... now I'm older I realise how cringy it was, but as I said, we weren't able to get too far away from each other since we couldn't move far to get the tissues which we were using as tp... kinda no where else to look know what I mean?
My lady used to be a terrible drunk. One night I made the mistake of buying a bottle of vodka while on vacation in Catalina. I was able to pour it out after she snuck about half the bottle down. She was unruly, and got hotel security called on us multiple times. Finally she burned out and passed out. On occaisions such as these I always slept lightly, because you just never know what fucked up shit she may do next. This night, she woke up and tried to make it to the bathroom, but decided it was too far, so she just took a shit on the floor, the whole time mumbling about fuck that manager, fuck this hotel, etc..
So yeah, I have seen that before you fucking faggot OP.
When I was younger I was on a highway parking in Germany when going on holidays. I was finding a tree to pee against and I saw a fat naked women squatted against a tree. I kept peeing while I saw the logs fly out of her ass.
It's super dangerous to take a dump while swimming, the water will get back in your asshole and there's stuff you don't want in your asshole.
I'd rather have a big black dick in my asshole than, say, water off that Indian holy river.
i want to eat her poop, i wish she sold it like loverachelle2 does
yeah, her poop was pretty good, and I got the video that went with the vid. she is kind of a bitch, like you are lucky to be getting my poop and you are lucky i do this. it was a hard turd, not too smelly. I couldn't eat it but I rubbed it all over my cock
Whoa, an attractive girl can sell her poop and make money. Go to store and buy food, eat food, digest, poop and video it, sell video and get money, with money buy food at store, eat food, digest, poop and video it, sell video and get money, with money buy food at store, etc... never have to get a real job.
this fuckin thread
>that white male privilege though
i'm sure there are gays who will buy and eat your poop if you are good looking enough. they already will buy sperm and drink it. I'm a good looking guy, but I don't like the idea of a fag eating my poop. nor will i sell my sperm to them.
I saw something very similar to this.
Went snorkeling in Mauritius and my sister's friend was there. She had been suffering an upset stomach the whole day.
Long story short, she sharted in the water and spewed a bunch of Mauritian hotel food; beans and rice and what not. I watched as a whole bunch of fish came and gobbled up the morsels. I had to swim back to the boat because I inhaled some water from laughing so hard, I was coughing and spluttering while crying with laughter. Good times.
Hell if there was a market for my shit and sperm, I'd do nothing other than produce it. Not that I do much else anyway, but still.
Why would you care if some homosex wants to eet yo poopoo?
I never saw it in person but one time my GF and I were swimming with one of her friends. Her friend just kind of drifted off for a while, but GF and I were talking so I didn't really notice. Later she comes back, is acting really shy, won't talk anymore. On the ride back home, my girlfriend tells me "Oh, you know when (friend's name) disappeared at the lake? She was taking a shit."
Having this fetish is the shit
>Why would you care if some homosex wants to eet yo poopoo?
it would kind of make me feel weird that my poop would be in some fags stomach. out of my butt, into his stomach. too weird.
Thanks for reminding me why I still come here
isn't this all a "real job" is anyway?
or are you supposed to be sitting in an office with people you hate, browsing the internet instead of at home. eat sleep shit "work" repeat.
Who wants to watch me take a shit? https://youtu.be/pGbIBoNjeHs
Yeah but come on literally pissed on the floor
>Be on vacation with family, my mom is getting married to some dude
>Gf came with me, her first time to florida.
>There is a ice-cream shop nest to the hotel.
>I grab that cookie dough master-race and she gets a superman ice-cream(which is literally just vanilla with food coloring)
>Later that day after the beach we are showering in some big fancy open door shower
>I'ts getting frisky fast until she says "uh oh i gotta poop"
>I had to stand there in the shower as i watched my gf take a shit and it sounded like it was all water.
>She leans over to give a look at it.
>"OMG ANON MY POOP IS BLUE"
>I had to give it a look, and by fucking god it was LITERALLY blue shit.
>her body must of not processed that blue food coloring in the icecream.
>ive seen some shit man...
she keeps holding it over my head to get me to marry her.
ive seen her poop so we're perfect to get married or some shit i tune out whenever she keeps talking about it.
>At a small lake/beach don't make me explain
>Crowded as shit
>Go to the deeper part of the lake, which is practically empty
>There's this huge rock
>Swim behind it
>This girl, probably in her late teens, was swatted down at the edge of it
>Shit starts coming out her asshole
>The shit falls to the water, causing a splash
>She sees me
>Pulls up her bikini bottom and runs to hide behind another rock
>I swim away
>Mfw it was fucking disgusting
no one said they were pretty lmao, but yeah that's why i like it, the fact that it's a random stranger doing something so taboo for someone they've never met
no one said it took 5 minutes. sometimes it took 2, sometimes it took 15, but try it dude, you'd be surprised what horny strangers will do if you just ask ; )
I get what you mean. Ugly girls doing gross things makes it so much more gross. Pretty girls doing it can be sexy and taboo. Women are lucky they have hot tits and ass because the rest is so goddamn nasty. Wish I didn't still want to fuck them.
wow.. and no pun intended but here i am, busting my ass off for a living.. and a girl is selling her shit for $80 each. business is literally swamped so thee's a two week delay.
sometimes i really just want to get up and leave. just leave society. find some remote location in alaska and live in the sticks alone.
>sometimes i really just want to get up and leave. just leave society. find some remote location in alaska and live in the sticks alone.
Find a really sexy girl and maker her your gf. Video her pooping every single time she goes, and sell her poop. Make her equal partners. Relax and enjoy life.
Get behind me and sit on the floor son. Mommy's gonna go poop in your mouth. Open up sweetie!
Honestly.. its good diet (asian culture )
The erotic part is that this is a disgusting 1 foot shit coming out of a 9/10 asian girl
"Hey little brother. I want you to eat all my poop." If you do, I'll give you a blow job. We can do this all the time, just so long as you don't tell Mom or Dad. Deal?"
filipino whore using a squat toilet on blow job row in angles city.
I had just finished dumping a load down her throat
when she hopped up and dropped a deuce with the door open.
Were you in the navy? Philipines sounds like it would be full of STD's
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No not nigger/dunecune "barbatians" or stinker Polynesien "barbarnituars"
But the cool barbargians, like Gonad the Bulgarian!
Our way is one of adventure, glory, friendship, and by the beard of Otnar The Great, loads and LOADS OF SEX!
It will be life of great danger, yes, but together with the power of friendship nothing will get in our way, and if you are ever lonely and without maiden, just come by a brother's tent and will give your battle-worn back an offer you can not refuse! After all, it is what brothers are for! No maidens are needed here!
Here is the cute little asshole it came out of. Not too many asshole photos in my folder.
A real creamy thread and no one has logged in.......
Hotscatwife serving up some of her poop for you guys to eat!
Suck that nigger dick...er...I mean suck your turd, oh yeah baby do it. Cuckhold me with your own poop! Your poop goes in your ass and mouth, not my white weiner! Oh yeah, be my poop cuckhold!
If a burglar broke into my house, it would be fun to make my wife go poop in his mouth. Like, we won't call the cops if you let my wife poop in your mouth.
Take this, all of you, and eat it:
this is my body which will be given up for you.
that was one of her biggest turds. then she licked it and put it in he rmouth
Talk about shitposting. What a shitty thread.
has a lot of free vids, but a lot is set to "friends only" you have to make an account and ask for friendship which most are happy to give but its a bit of a hassle but lots of free vids
>10 - 11 years of age
>go camping on the beach with family
>go walkabout, find some sand dunes to roll down
>see girl taking piss/shit
>turn away, but curious so I look back
>watch her piss and shit, wipe it
been into scat ever since
I'm sure someone has walked in on their roommate doing that.
I haven't see women take a dump before, but I've seen their shit fresh. One time, I was doing a interior paint job in a house and the 9/10 wife of the guy who hired me had to take a dump while I was painting the bathroom so I had to do something else. When I got back to the bathroom, I saw that there was still a piece of turd in the toilet. It would round and about the size of a kiwi with similar texture. The stench of her poop still permeated the air in the bathroom. After I was done looking at it, I flushed the toilet and resumed my job.
Also once when I first got my licence
I went to hang out with some girls who i knew
one of them had to piss but we were away from toilets, so she just went behind my car
I wanted to watch so badly, she was sexy as fuck
I heard it though and had to hide my boner
Sister poop is the BEST poop. I'm always listening outside the door when she goes. Always walk in after she leaves and smell her aroma and get a hard on. One day, it is my dream, that she doesn't flush, OMG! This is her, her name is Gwen.
Back when I was in high school. My gf at the time came over, she was 16. We ended up 69ing when all the sudden I noticed a piece of shit stuck near the top of her asscrack. I just stopped eating her pussy and just laid back and let the 69ing stop. I never even told her, totally regret it tbh...