He just slapped your ass.

Ill do fookin nootin :(.

>>739202300
i love how he calls people out for steroids while he is on the juice also

*Tells Money Mayweather to handle my lightweight*

>>739202418

All top level ath-o-letes in every sport are on juice. USADA is a sham when new undetectable compounds can be created within a day of something being added to the banned substance list.

>>739202387
That French dude is le quiter

>>739202300
"Well then, you're the biggest gay guy I've ever met, do you ever kiss your boxing opponents to weird them out?"

>>739202300
He's not that big. Just looks it on camera

Like a lot of "boxers". Be destroyed in a pub fight

Look at Ricky Hatton getting BTFO for example.
Bulk would kill him. Lightweight

>>739202300
just walk as i did not notice it

Such fucking awful tattoos

>>739202629
They should just let everyone use them in every sport, would be a lot more entertaining.

>>739202629
yeah hes definitely on some designer shit. look how "hard/swollen/full" he looks

>>739202300
>Safty off

So...why did he slap my ass?

>>739202672
The fight hyping was cringe as fuck and so are you for repeating it

>>739202300
for real, i would run away from that dude. he would break my ass in half in like .1 seconds. if you guys have never been in a fight, let me assure you, people like mcgregor who have been in fights, and train in fighting, they would absolutely demolish you. bite your tongue and fuck off if they ever talk shit to you.

>>739202856
You got a cute butt.

>>739202300
I'll slap his ass and forcefully tongue kiss him.

>>739202300
He's going to sleep on Aug 26th. Floyd would've been happy to run but after all the shit Connor spouted - making it extremely personal - Floyd's going to humiliate him and go for the knockout in about 6 rounds

>>739202300
"I partied all night now I'm ready to bone."

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>>739202300
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

>>739202361
Kek

>>739202300
What kind of retard gets their own name tattooed onto them? Dipshit is so thick he forgets his own name. Can't wait til he gets fucked.

>>739202300
Slap him back and stare deep in his eyes

>>739202300

Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment. You wouldn't by chance be huge faggot would you? I could really use some ass right now.

>>739202941
live through someone else harder
sad faggots endless bragging about some other guy's manliness

>>739202300
i'd bend over, and shoot him from below my belly

>>739203089
Kek

>>739202971
It's 180° stupid. God your dumb.

>>739203194
New fucking fag

>>739203194
> herewego

>>739203194
Wow

>>739203194
Lurk moar.

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>>739203269
>>739203306
>>739203379
>>739203457

>>739202905
Fucking beta.
I would spit on him then I would run for my life

>>739202702
Hahahahahahaha you're so dumb

>>739203759
No u.

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>>739203759
Yep, it's cringey how newfags call b8ers newfags..

>>739204014
>implying the b8er wasn't actually a newfag to begin with

>>739204409
Lurk moar, you massive faggot

>>739204521
I've been lurking for fucking years you fucking autist

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>>739203995
that is something

>>739202702

Really... so you you think some random beer drinking nacho eating normie could beat him? You really are fucking retarded

>>739204597
then you came out from the shadows too soon

>>739202300
Slap him back

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Double Tap

>>739202300
all these tards arent real imo.a real muay thai fighter would break his bones.

>>739202300
Who the fock is that guy?

>>739202300
Kiss him passionately

Throw a potato into the street and watch him chase it into traffic

>>739202300
How can he let someone write his name in those shitty letters it looks like he let his irl newbie tatoo friend tatoo him...

I give him the ol "one two"
Fucking leprechaun wouldn't last 30 seconds in the ring with my fat ass. I'd sit on the fucker till he died

>>739205468
ehehe :)
nice one bro.

>>739202702
OH SHIT LOOK OUT GUYS WE GOT AN EXPERT OVA HEER. AYY YO CMON VINNY LETS GO FIGHT A CAGE FIGHTER.. holy fuck you are an idiot

I'd pop a glock in his mouth and make a brain slushie

Pull out revolver and try to dickshot

"T... Thank you..."

>>739202300

Smack his ass back, give him a little wink and say "Hey there, Sailor" in the campest voice I can muster. Usually gets a laugh down the pub

He is 150 pounds so I would probably just sit on him and laugh.

>>739205283
KeK

>>739202811

You know what's fucked about this? If more of America's population were on steroids, it would be good for public health. Steroids are bad for you but we have a fucking opioid crisis and an obesity epidemic. That's so much worse. At least there's an upside to steroids.

>>739202300
Unzip, drop pants, bend over, spread cheeks, look back and say 'top o' tha mornin' to ye, laddy, fuck me ass to get to tha pot o' gold'

>>739202300
*blush*
My butthole is yours

>>739202300
I call police and place charges for assault.

>>739202702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL3VzjcptBI

>>739202300
i'd go gay for McGregor, no lie

our good old /b/ has been invaded by these disgusting homos.i hope all you gay aidswhores wont see christmas this year.

>>739202300
>sell ass slap as a back crippling lumbar injury
Looks like ol' Conny just bought us both a new house

>>739202300
Throw some change on the ground and laughs as he picks it up

Id hit him, I may get only one punch in but id hit him

>>739207296
lolwut?!

>>739202300
I mean he's getting punched in the dick then. Possibly even a sack twist. Everyone's got a weak point. I'm not saying he won't still kick my ass but he'll at least regret it.

>>739205316
>lost

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>>739202971
>anons face when he turns 360° and walks straight into McGregor

>>739202300
He could he have slapped my ass? I'm sitting down looking up at him.

>>739202300
he looks like a cuntboy tbh

haha now he has AIDS

>>739207493
Selling is a professional wrestling slang term that describes the act of making wrestling look believable to the audience.

>>739202300
I rip off his beard and make him eat it.

sucks his cock.

>>739206014
Kek

>>739202300
Take him down and lock in the rear naked choke.

>>739202300
i'd get trips.

>>739206204
Wow.

>>739202300

th-th-th-th-thanks connor

>>739206204
>a bodybuilder loses against a fighter
who would've thought

>>739202300
I'd do a 360 kick and knock the lucky charms out of him

>>739202300
is this guy Irish?
then fuckyeah, we're off to get pissed

I'd give him a Mozambique, two in the chest and one in the head. I ain't down for that fag shit.

>>739202300
I'd just laugh and do a cat claw at him,
you faggots have to loosen up,
you can joke about gay shit without being gay you know.

>>739202300
Hope I have the balls to muster at least one left hook before he inevitably punches my nasal cavity into my brain.

>>739202300
thank him!

>>739208342
Hello, summer friend.

Lurk more

Btw, would heavy weight UFC fighters win against Gregor?
Or is he pretty much the best MMA fighter out there?

Let him fuck my boipussy

>>739202300
I just kicked him in the balls as hard as I can. Tough guy or not, he's gonna be a bit distracted for a while.

>>739211404
He's pretty strong and he's really aggressive, i feel if he was restricted to boxing or specific martial arts styles he could be bested by someone better but he definitely has an edge in mma, perfect combo for it really.

>>739202300
Talk shit.
Get hit.
Threaten to sue if he won't settle for $5 million in damages
Cash out.

If you survive and have only minor injuries, maybe a broken arm or so, being beat up by a professional fighter who's a multi-millionaire is like winning the lottery.

y doh

>>739211404
Yes, there are weight classes for a reason. HW fighters are just as skilled as McGregor and can hit harder and take heavier hits.

>>739211664
So you think he would even destroy the heavy weight UFC fighters?

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>>739202300
just look at this manlet 5'8", the moment he touches my ass he gets fucked

>>739211452
Doubt he'd let in a kick to his nuts from you

Damn you got more shitty tattoos than a 50yo Waffle House waitress 3rd shift on the sketchy side of town.

Probably try and get him to fuck me.

>>739202300
Just kite him around until he inevitably gets rekt by mayweather

>>739213629
Hes gonna land a good punch and K.O mayweather

>>739213835

watched some of his boxing training, he can't throw a good punch so..

>>739202300
Sue for sexual assault.

>>739213935
pretty much this

>>739204696

Depends who gets the first punch lad

>>739202300
H-hi. *wink*

>>739213928
Wut? He lands good punches all the time in his ufc fights

>>739211906
This
If you ever tried sparring with someone heavier than you it's just so horribly in his favour

>>739202300
You know, guns exist

>>739203194

you're* newfag

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>>739202300
can blame him

>>739202300
he can do whatever i cant stop him but i do have the polices number and my gf really loves me so she wud agree with my decision if she doesnt then i dont need her either

My body would probably break in 18 different places, implode, explode, then recombine itself to explode again

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>>739205881
he would dodge and your fat ass would have a heart attack u fat cuck fuck

>>739214068
Cmon man we know your gutter trash but dont be so nieve

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>>739202300
Nigga dun goofed.

Call him a faggot. Not like he can hear me with that fucked up ear anyway