FB/IG Fap thread continued

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My crush

Just have a think about it. Ancient civilizations like the Greeks, the Assyrians, the Persians, the Egyptians, the Romans and even the Vikings and Germanic tribes had a Goddess that represented the Moon. Keyword Goddess. An incredibly beautiful and powerful female being always represented the Moon, and was often caught in compromising situations, such as being seen bathing naked by an unsuspecting villager. Always this Goddess is totally unobtainable by mortals, and punishes those that try, but this only makes others lust after her more.

By the 20th century, we had been to the moon, obtained the unobtainable, but even after we knew for certain that the moon was an ugly lump of grey rock that floats around the planet, we still described it as a "she". Modern poets and writers describe the "soft caress of moonlight" or refer to the moon as a mistress, furthering that link with femininity and sexuality.

Even to reach the moon we built rather phallic-looking spacecraft that were propelled towards the moon by 'thrusters'. We thrusted the moon. Furthermore once on the moon, a flag was forcefully 'thrust' into the surface of the moon, almost as a sign that we had conquered 'her'. Indeed, one of the euphemisms used to describe an erection is "raising the flag" and we certainly raised our flag on the moon.

So next time your outside at night and you see the moon, stop and have a think about why that dead, lifeless, inactive, crater ridden cheese ball has had humans lusting after it for centuries

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Which one do you like the most and why?

Also rate them too.

>>739194791
dude, youu already posted this same pic of sarah in the previous thread

Our moon is so useless and pathetic compared to all of the cool moons out there in the solar system. While so much other moons have all these cool features, all our Moon did was hit us, and then get a free ride orbiting us for a few billion years.

Europa is such a cool moon, that it could potentially have liquid water underneath. The gravitational effects of its planet Jupiter, and some of Jupiter's other Moons (including Ganymede, a moon so sick, it is bigger than the planet Mercury, and almost as big as Mars; Callisto, another huge ass moon bigger than ours, one that might even have water as well; and Io, a pizza coloured moon with fucking sulfuric volcanoes) cause internal movement for the body, meaning there might not only be the biggest ocean currently known in the universe there, but it could very well have geothermic vents. Geothermic vents mean that there could potentially be life there! Our stupid ass moon can't do none of that shit, it's just barren.

How about Titan? Easily the biggest moon of Saturn, it is so big its gravity helps Saturn's smaller moons from crashing into the ringed planet - it is literally saving their lives! Could our moon do that? Nah, it's too pathetic to do anything of the sort. Not only that, but it is the only moon with a proper greenhouse effect going on, it literally has an atmosphere, and oceans made out of liquid methane (and some scientists think there might even be water). Could our moon have an atmosphere? The flimsy little dust bubble it has around it hardly counts, it's so shit.

Look at our friend Triton. It was a dwarf planet in its own right, and not only any dwarf planet, but the largest one, bigger than Pluto and Eris.

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any1?

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>>739195006

>>739194791
Oh this is a celeb thread now?

>>739195008
More of her

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>>739195030
reward for any1posting a dick next to the bitch's face or cums on it.

However, the poor thing was brutally captured by Neptune, and is now in a orbit around the planet, going the opposite way from the other moons to show its uniqueness. It also has geysers that throw out gaseous nitrogen that it carries around in it, creating its own atmosphere, and making it one of the 4 places in the solar system with known geological activity, apart from the Earth, Io and Saturn's Enceladus (that motherfucker is covered in fresh ice and it's of the shiniest things in the solar system, cos it erupts water vapour). Could OUR moon have geological activity? Of fucking course not.

Even Charon is cooler than the moon, and it doesn't even orbit a real planet. Its around half the size of Pluto, and its so massive, it actually makes Pluto wobble around a point outside of Pluto itself, making it more of a duo-planetary system then a moon. It affects the environment so much scientists say that the other moons, rather than orbiting Pluto, orbit a Pluto-Charon system. Can our tiny-ass moon do that? No it can't.

So anyways, fuck the moon.

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WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE AND WHY?

PICK YOUR FAVORITE AND RATE THEM!

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wwyd to this slut?

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>>739195063

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>>739195194

>>739195038
Ever since it changed from FB threads to FB/IG threads, people have started posting instagram models. The point of these threads is to post girls you know, but some people don't get that.

>>739195162

“There you go you fucking infidel, eat my entire jeans.” said Wallace, his furrowed brow wriggling at the speed which surpassed The Beatles (who flew the bass righteously).

“Cuck!” screamed Horachio as Wallace unzipped those tight, smutty aglets . “But m’aglets, you smelly, butthurt, French, translucent, entrepreneur!” said Wallace’s bulging aristocratic forehead, its wrinkles mouthing a classy dodecahedron song. Wallace proceeds to sleep the midday, dreaming of huge dolphins.

In 1984, Horachio beats his guitar. This woke individual rats out of their hibernation faster than the jack rabbit boiling in their own kettles. That gave him a random afterglow which was lit. Wallace, bubbling like gay jalapenos dancing during a full bag of excellent dust, woke up with Jessandra’s thot on his floor, her gelatinous fingernails taped onto her busty nose.

“Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es arises at the slurptastic hour of the Fifteenth?” Wallace splurted. Horachio’s toe fought lustfully, bombarding Wallace’s meat bosom until he screamed “Yeet!“ “Very classy, I was’mst’ve expecting ye. Heh.” splooted Horachio.

“Where’mst’ve do am fuckin’ I?” This fancy showdown reaching critical climax of showdown. ”Holy Winchester! Don’t spiffy yourself up, will you?!?!?!?!? I married your dog fourteen hours before mid-after-afternoon, cuck.” Exclaims Wallace.

“She’s a bitch.” the French translucent entrepreneur agreed precariously. Shaking his thigh romantically for Thottica, their gelatinous chromosomes salivating profusely, bleeding so lewdly that Duckling couldn’t’ve’mst’d’yaint been very much apprehended proudly. Horachio’s bull fighting, getting sweetie ;).

>>739195094
Fuck, more of that tiny body

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>>739195224

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>>739195309

>>739195162
Fuck off attention whore

>>739194918
>>739194918
>>739194918
Anyone?

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>>739195301

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>>739195211

>>739195301

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little amateur? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Ass to Mouth Schoolgirls 9, and I’ve been involved in numerous numerous raids on my vagina, and I have over 300 confirmed cumshots. I am trained in anal warfare and I’m the top cock sucker in the entire US porn industry. You are nothing to me but just another fluffer. I will maintain direct eye contact and jerk that load into my mouth with precision the likes of which no one without Internet has seen, mark my fucking words. You think you can get paid without swallowing over the Internet? Think again, fluffer. As we speak I am spreading my ass cheeks on camera getting anal creampied across the USA and your IP is logged right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm of semen that jumpstarts the pathetic little thing you call your career. You're gonna be fucking drenched, slut. I can squirt anywhere, anytime, I can get you off in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my mouth. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Adam & eve toy stores, and I will use it to its full extent to stuff your ass and mouth until you are permanently incontinent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution that big black cock was about to bring down upon your asshole, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue out. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn whore. I will shit semen all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking hired, kiddo.

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>>739195182

>>739195388

well which one do you like the most anon?
can post more of the one you pick

>>739194918
1, 1, 1, 1.

All of them are ugly, stop posting them.

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>>739195445

>>739195251
I'm here for a long time. Not oldfag time tho. But it's the first time that I knowingly see a celeb status posted girl like her

>>739195471

well let me see yours anon ;)

>>739195437
Vanilla, not amateur. But lulz nonetheless

>>739194918
I'd take the girl on the right

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she can take huge cocks inside her

>>739195495
She isn't really a celeb, but there are a lot of semi-famous girls that get posted. I saw Rachel Cook in a couple threads yesterday, plus Sophi Knight was in the last thread. The Coffey sisters get posted sometimes, too.

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which one

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>>739195689

great choice , what do you like about her?

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Time for chloe

>>739195713
What a shame. And what a waste of images. Noone talks to each other anymore and 50% of the girls posted make you think they are bait.

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>>739195775

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More?

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>>739195837

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Left or right?

>>739195870
>anon took a screenshot

>>739195819
yeah I think these threads should become more 'girls you know' threads because half the shit seems like spam

>>739195924
Right. Brunettes are hotter

>>739195819
I know. The worst is when you ask someone for more of a girl and they just post their instagram. Like I want their instagram, but I also want to ask about the girl and hear what she's like.

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>>739195971

>>739195958
Especiall those fags who spam the same girl 20 times and then ask if someone wants more with zero responses because noone ever wanted more
I think I should look out for such other threads

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>>739195961
i'm a sucker for this bikini combo

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>>739196136
Its a good combo

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>>739195934
no shit

>>739194918

probably 2nd to the left , need to see more of her though

>>739195742
None dude

>>739195979
This all day
I wanna know why anon likes her. Not just because of her good looks. And if so that's a dumb reason

>>739196355
>haha, that creep from our class takes all the time screenshots of me. what a weirdo

>>739196347
More of her

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>>739196346

Here you go anon

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Holly

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something for every taste?

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>>739196598

>>739196508

not bad at all , love her skin tone and face in general.
more

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>>739196244

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>>739196836

>>739195770
Hm cute nose, very nice eyes, good lips... I like how she look

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>>739196917

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>>739196822
oh yeah... imagine looking into those eyes while she sucks you off

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>>739197079

no doubt , i love her eyes too
glad you like her

>>739195859
Yes please

>>739195783
More!

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>>739196325

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>>739194917
Anyone?

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Julia

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>>739197359

>>739197173
Do u have more of her?

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>>739197692

>>739197600
Nice ass on her

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>>739197600

>>739197760
Very nice anon

>>739197808
more

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>>739197808

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>>739197698

oh yeah for sure , tell me more about why you like her ;)

>>739197808
Damn got more?

>>739195979
You want to hear another guy talking about how hard his dick is or making up fake stories about the girl he posted sucked him off in a bathroom or takes 3 cocks at once regularly? Fucking sad. Just post hot girls and stfu.

>>739197905
So sexy

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>>739197890

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>>739198022
>>739197967

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>>739197887

>>739198050
Fuuuick not fair shes super sexy

>>739194787
i had sex with her

>>739198076
wow! moar?

>>739194869
we asked for pics

>>739195428
Squishy boob

>>739194738
Getthelube.com

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anyone?

>>739197985
I don't want to hear about the guy posting her, I want to hear about the girl. If she's a slut who's taken 3 dicks at a time, then I do want to hear about that. What I like about the girls in these threads is that they're real people, and I want to know some background info that I can't get from instagram.

>>739195775
>>739195837
>>739195892
do you have more ?

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>>739198312
fake

>>739198556
Instant boner

>>739198450
You do realize that it is most likely made up right? How the fuck would some loser who stalks a girl on IG know what her sex life is like?

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>>739198709
>>739197487

>>739198736
that's the point. it used to be mainly FB friends of classmates etc so you'd know more about their life than these random fucks jerking off to IG models

>>739195445
I assume shes a wanna be slut?

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>>739198995

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ig: laviebelly

>>739198856
More

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>>739198274

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>>739197767
yes

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>>739199024

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>>739198590
A few

>>739199173
More of her

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Left or right? why?

>>739199364
ig model?

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>>739199208

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>>739199445

>>739196355
More

>>739199364
mooooooar

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>>739199442
yes and friend

>>739197095
Her snapchat ??

>>739199410
butterface

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>>739199561

>>739199582
what's her ig

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>>739199702

>>739199709
>>739199582
thanks for helping with my july 4 folder

>>739199109
Monet Weir, not your friend

>>739199412
right, because I love her eyes and smile.

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>>739199672

>>739198866
More?

>>739199329
Keep going

>>739200060
>>739200328
image limit

>>739199709
keep going

>>739199709
IG link?

>>739200432
New thread?

>>739197653

IQ 135+

>739200438

>>739200438

>>739198660
more

>>739200432
Post Chloe here >>739200792

I have a few you might like too, if you like her

>>739200636
haaaa saw this on r/tinder and r/iamverysmart today

>>739195924
I'm sorry but i prefer blond girl better in bed and more dirty and sensual brunettes are mad bitches scums they must burn in hell because they are evil !

>>739200892
>>739200432
No?