Just have a think about it. Ancient civilizations like the Greeks, the Assyrians, the Persians, the Egyptians, the Romans and even the Vikings and Germanic tribes had a Goddess that represented the Moon. Keyword Goddess. An incredibly beautiful and powerful female being always represented the Moon, and was often caught in compromising situations, such as being seen bathing naked by an unsuspecting villager. Always this Goddess is totally unobtainable by mortals, and punishes those that try, but this only makes others lust after her more.
By the 20th century, we had been to the moon, obtained the unobtainable, but even after we knew for certain that the moon was an ugly lump of grey rock that floats around the planet, we still described it as a "she". Modern poets and writers describe the "soft caress of moonlight" or refer to the moon as a mistress, furthering that link with femininity and sexuality.
Even to reach the moon we built rather phallic-looking spacecraft that were propelled towards the moon by 'thrusters'. We thrusted the moon. Furthermore once on the moon, a flag was forcefully 'thrust' into the surface of the moon, almost as a sign that we had conquered 'her'. Indeed, one of the euphemisms used to describe an erection is "raising the flag" and we certainly raised our flag on the moon.
So next time your outside at night and you see the moon, stop and have a think about why that dead, lifeless, inactive, crater ridden cheese ball has had humans lusting after it for centuries
Which one do you like the most and why?
Also rate them too.
Our moon is so useless and pathetic compared to all of the cool moons out there in the solar system. While so much other moons have all these cool features, all our Moon did was hit us, and then get a free ride orbiting us for a few billion years.
Europa is such a cool moon, that it could potentially have liquid water underneath. The gravitational effects of its planet Jupiter, and some of Jupiter's other Moons (including Ganymede, a moon so sick, it is bigger than the planet Mercury, and almost as big as Mars; Callisto, another huge ass moon bigger than ours, one that might even have water as well; and Io, a pizza coloured moon with fucking sulfuric volcanoes) cause internal movement for the body, meaning there might not only be the biggest ocean currently known in the universe there, but it could very well have geothermic vents. Geothermic vents mean that there could potentially be life there! Our stupid ass moon can't do none of that shit, it's just barren.
How about Titan? Easily the biggest moon of Saturn, it is so big its gravity helps Saturn's smaller moons from crashing into the ringed planet - it is literally saving their lives! Could our moon do that? Nah, it's too pathetic to do anything of the sort. Not only that, but it is the only moon with a proper greenhouse effect going on, it literally has an atmosphere, and oceans made out of liquid methane (and some scientists think there might even be water). Could our moon have an atmosphere? The flimsy little dust bubble it has around it hardly counts, it's so shit.
Look at our friend Triton. It was a dwarf planet in its own right, and not only any dwarf planet, but the largest one, bigger than Pluto and Eris.
reward for any1posting a dick next to the bitch's face or cums on it.
However, the poor thing was brutally captured by Neptune, and is now in a orbit around the planet, going the opposite way from the other moons to show its uniqueness. It also has geysers that throw out gaseous nitrogen that it carries around in it, creating its own atmosphere, and making it one of the 4 places in the solar system with known geological activity, apart from the Earth, Io and Saturn's Enceladus (that motherfucker is covered in fresh ice and it's of the shiniest things in the solar system, cos it erupts water vapour). Could OUR moon have geological activity? Of fucking course not.
Even Charon is cooler than the moon, and it doesn't even orbit a real planet. Its around half the size of Pluto, and its so massive, it actually makes Pluto wobble around a point outside of Pluto itself, making it more of a duo-planetary system then a moon. It affects the environment so much scientists say that the other moons, rather than orbiting Pluto, orbit a Pluto-Charon system. Can our tiny-ass moon do that? No it can't.
So anyways, fuck the moon.
WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE AND WHY?
PICK YOUR FAVORITE AND RATE THEM!
Ever since it changed from FB threads to FB/IG threads, people have started posting instagram models. The point of these threads is to post girls you know, but some people don't get that.
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“Cuck!” screamed Horachio as Wallace unzipped those tight, smutty aglets . “But m’aglets, you smelly, butthurt, French, translucent, entrepreneur!” said Wallace’s bulging aristocratic forehead, its wrinkles mouthing a classy dodecahedron song. Wallace proceeds to sleep the midday, dreaming of huge dolphins.
In 1984, Horachio beats his guitar. This woke individual rats out of their hibernation faster than the jack rabbit boiling in their own kettles. That gave him a random afterglow which was lit. Wallace, bubbling like gay jalapenos dancing during a full bag of excellent dust, woke up with Jessandra’s thot on his floor, her gelatinous fingernails taped onto her busty nose.
“Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es arises at the slurptastic hour of the Fifteenth?” Wallace splurted. Horachio’s toe fought lustfully, bombarding Wallace’s meat bosom until he screamed “Yeet!“ “Very classy, I was’mst’ve expecting ye. Heh.” splooted Horachio.
“Where’mst’ve do am fuckin’ I?” This fancy showdown reaching critical climax of showdown. ”Holy Winchester! Don’t spiffy yourself up, will you?!?!?!?!? I married your dog fourteen hours before mid-after-afternoon, cuck.” Exclaims Wallace.
“She’s a bitch.” the French translucent entrepreneur agreed precariously. Shaking his thigh romantically for Thottica, their gelatinous chromosomes salivating profusely, bleeding so lewdly that Duckling couldn’t’ve’mst’d’yaint been very much apprehended proudly. Horachio’s bull fighting, getting sweetie ;).
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little amateur? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Ass to Mouth Schoolgirls 9, and I’ve been involved in numerous numerous raids on my vagina, and I have over 300 confirmed cumshots. I am trained in anal warfare and I’m the top cock sucker in the entire US porn industry. You are nothing to me but just another fluffer. I will maintain direct eye contact and jerk that load into my mouth with precision the likes of which no one without Internet has seen, mark my fucking words. You think you can get paid without swallowing over the Internet? Think again, fluffer. As we speak I am spreading my ass cheeks on camera getting anal creampied across the USA and your IP is logged right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm of semen that jumpstarts the pathetic little thing you call your career. You're gonna be fucking drenched, slut. I can squirt anywhere, anytime, I can get you off in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my mouth. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Adam & eve toy stores, and I will use it to its full extent to stuff your ass and mouth until you are permanently incontinent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution that big black cock was about to bring down upon your asshole, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue out. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn whore. I will shit semen all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking hired, kiddo.
She isn't really a celeb, but there are a lot of semi-famous girls that get posted. I saw Rachel Cook in a couple threads yesterday, plus Sophi Knight was in the last thread. The Coffey sisters get posted sometimes, too.
great choice , what do you like about her?
I know. The worst is when you ask someone for more of a girl and they just post their instagram. Like I want their instagram, but I also want to ask about the girl and hear what she's like.
Especiall those fags who spam the same girl 20 times and then ask if someone wants more with zero responses because noone ever wanted more
I think I should look out for such other threads
i'm a sucker for this bikini combo
Its a good combo
oh yeah... imagine looking into those eyes while she sucks you off
no doubt , i love her eyes too
glad you like her
oh yeah for sure , tell me more about why you like her ;)
You want to hear another guy talking about how hard his dick is or making up fake stories about the girl he posted sucked him off in a bathroom or takes 3 cocks at once regularly? Fucking sad. Just post hot girls and stfu.
I don't want to hear about the guy posting her, I want to hear about the girl. If she's a slut who's taken 3 dicks at a time, then I do want to hear about that. What I like about the girls in these threads is that they're real people, and I want to know some background info that I can't get from instagram.
Left or right? why?
yes and friend