I can dump some nezumi if you like
not really unless they actually have canonically had lots of sex. people can draw porn of video game characters but that doesnt mean that its real in the lore. it is fortunate that vaginas have built in odometers
I don't have much in the way of snek
this hypno snake thing seems pretty popular
How are you today sunny?
how about you?
well enough. I called out of work and have spent all day watching youtube and playing Breath of the Wild.
not a bad way to spend a day
no. I might actually finish it today. I just started playing yesterday
fucking awesome. You can do anything and everything.
Easily. I Went straight to the castle on accident. I kept getting sidetracked. And ended up within eyeshot of ganon's tower.
i found a surgery to fix your tranny legs
the fact that this is actually a common method for short people to gain height makes this seem even more fucked up
'I got it ready for you'
'Think you can do better than a dildo?'
'Sorry I'm so horny I couldn't wait for you'
It's not. but it is. So many guardians. And I can't even hurt them.
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Anyone want some cringe?
>as if all this isn't cringe already
Fucked up my numbering, they're all off by 1 after this.