Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

>>739156508
I can beat up women.

>>739156508
I haven't masturbated in 2 days

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>>739156593
It's men like you that make me sick, breaking perfectly good merchandise. Strip club's next door.
>>739156681
Strip clubs next door pal.

>>739156508
I watched scat porn without puking

>>739156508
I didn't cry when my gf told me she cheated on me

I jack off to my own baby photos

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>>739157085
HeHe, finally got around to watching the 2 girls ehh. Tell Jerry do give you a dirty monkey on me, if you want some tail, the whores are next door.

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>>739156508
tougher than nails.

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>>739157267
I know the feels pal, we all been there. Tell Jerry the spiel and he'll set you up.

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I fart when I have the shits

MILK

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>>739156508
I revealed the greatest goverment backed survailance operation known to man.

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>>739157371
>>739157425
Pffff yeah so?

I downloaded child porn

With my bare ip

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>>739157504
>>739157528
Tell rocky and jim we got some retards here today
>>739157533
Your tables ready, go ahead

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>>739157644
Uhh i think you got the wrong address, were you lookin' for this place?

>>739156508
I'm a staunch Conservative in Portland.

>>739157559
....in front of my parents

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>>739156508
I've watched "boku no pico", and he turned out to be a guy but that didn't stop me.

I cross the street without looking both ways

I once whipped my dick out in front of a feminist panel

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>>739157812
>>739157879
(I swear they dont pay enough for these retards)
ROCKY, JIMMY
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>>739157832
Weenie hut juniors is down the street. It looks like this>>739157738

>>739156508
If u dont let me in Your mother will die in her sleep tonight

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>>739156508

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>>739156508
I live in Russia.

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>>739156508
I think THIS will suffice...

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>>739158070
AND YOU SURVIVED!?!?! You crazy sonovabitch. Tell Jerry the story and he'll put you on my tab for the night.

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>>739158164
For the Motherland!

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>>739156508
I had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

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>>739157559
So? It means I'm better than you, and stronger than you in every conceivable way.

i jerk off to guro cp unironically

I share porn on my facebook page

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>>739156508
Well my fetish is holding hands

>>739158284
иди нaхyй

>>739156508
how tough am i? i jack off to traps and still call people faggots

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>>739158075
Well I'll just go to the local bar with my friend Chuck.

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>>739158083
heh jokes on you, I buried her last month. didnt even put up a fight
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>>739158110
cute cards kids, run along and your parents will take you to that peanut ice cream shop
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>>739158289
We got whatever vodka you need comrades

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>>739158385
Tы хoчeшь пoдpaтьcя?

im so tough, i cuck my gf.

I beat the stick

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>>739158301
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>>739158372
You think you're special? Look kids, here's a cookie. now run along you're holding up the line.
>>739158448
Chuck owns the place, he's in the back and says to go play in traffic

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>>739158466
Vodka is where it is at!

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>>739158644
nigger

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>>739158644
There can only be one!!!!

>>739158713
aaaaand thread is gone

i smoke weeds and get high in front of da popo

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>>739158385
>>739158521
>>739158690
You'll find your comrades inside.
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>>739158624
>>739158713
Strip clubs next door fellas

>>739158644
saying "look kids" immediately makes me assume you are a child

>>739158713
dont get put in jail, anon

I shat my pants in school and acted like nothing happened

I blended two ghost chili peppers with laxatives and drank the entire thing on a saturday

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>>739158713
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>>739158760
rocky and jimmy better get overtime for throwing these retards out
>>739158724
keep drinking that and youll grow up big and strong like my pal frank over here

I watched Twilight twice and the second time without crying

>>739156508
I'm dating a girl and over the course of 3 months convinced her she isn't a 'Pansexual' but is a heterosexual woman, and turned her from a Bernie/Liberal supporter/viewpoint into a pro-Trump Republican who already took part and voted locally for the Republican to stand in office.

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>>739158790
Thank you comrade

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>>739158930
>>739158868
I think you got the wrong address, youll wanna go here

This thread is more about confession than to get in the Salty Spitoon

i ate a bowl of nails for breakfast, i had milk tho

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>>739159024
He's onto us guys! Panic!!!

I dont ask to get in. I just go

>>739159068
you confused me, am I the bait or the fish?

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I finished runthegauntlet.org on both modes.

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>>739158940
You go, the bitch stays out here. see if we can get here working with my girl Janice next door
>>739158905
You're gonna wanna find the guy with the milk
>>739159024
yeah but what are you gonna do though
>>739159060
>>739159069
Just barely scraping by, toughen up in the gym out back

step-mom walked in on me wacking it. And I didnt even stop

>>739159069
I saw in the window, I wouldn't go in if I were you. It is just the blue oyster bar but with a new sign.

>>739156508
I framed Roger Rabbit

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>>739159233
i am roger rabbit

>>739159253
i am the walrus

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I was unironically arrested and investigated for threatening to shoot up a high school.

>>739159253
my name is roger

>>739159285
>KOOKOOKACHOO

>>739159291
Join the club. We got t-shirts.

>>739159193
Saw my step-brother wacking in front of my mom. I start filming and selled the movie on craigslist

>>739159193
wow. you're a geniue little faggot.

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>>739159153
>>739159193
Do a 360 and moonwalk away fellas
>>739159233
>>739159285
Thats a good one guys. talk to Jerry about comedy night.

>>739159253
I know, I have a picture of you hanging in my living room next to the shelf with flowers on it....

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>>739159285
>SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE

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>>739159381
wow me too

>>739159373
wp girl

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>>739159291
I get like 4-5 of you edgy cunts every week. the biggest mistake you guys make is not shooting yourselves first

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>>739159373
I'll be taking my one man comedy act to my no man watched twitch.

Every night I jerk off to Tusk

I sleep with my feet hanging off my bed

>>739159607
tusk?

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>>739159499
I also took a shot of dish washing liquid

>>739159607
i AM roger rabbit

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>>739159644

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>>739159752

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>>739159590
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>>739159665
Just go back home to your fetishes

I once had oral sex with a navigator from dune

the question is, what really makes a person tough? putting up a strong facade, or being emotionally and mentally strong?

>>739156508
Im so tuff I jerked off, without any lube

Used to weigh 328lbs now 245. Lost it all in < 5 months. Oh wait, this is supposed to be a shit post thread, not real tough. My bad...

>>739160189
Eat my nuts faggot

first turn blood moon

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>>739156508
be me

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>>739160364
go home ladies
>>739160189
good shit brother, gyms in the back, have jerry set you up with some protein

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>>739159826

Got shocked by 240 and didnt even swear

I wake up Evertry morning at 2:39 go to golds gym and pump iron for 2 hotd, go home and eat 2 pounds of of meat

>>739160557
You're fucking retarded

>>739156508
I hit my pinky while working in the garden and I only cried for half an hour

>>739158713
there's literally cp in the thread how is no one talking about this

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>>739161192

I fap to weird furry porn