Faces of /b/ + rate thread
>>739130027
sodark
I'm the one on the right
>>739130737
Fat/10
>>739133294
I posted it sideways... FML
>>739133294
OP here
damn your cute. 9/10
>>739133294
8/10
>>739133328
You had one job
>>739130027
>>739130027
0/10 lighting
>>739130737
5/10
>>739133294
7/10
>>739133605
Nein/10
>>739133768
8. Would braid your majestic Viking hair.
>>739133490
>>739133986
lol oops
>>739132936
7.5 but could be an 8 with eye brow scaping
>>739130027
Any darker and you'd be a pair of cartoon eyes.
>>739130737
Where's your hat, fucker?
>>739130743
Who taught you how to smile?
>>739132600
You look like you worked your whole life to work at Wendy's.
>>739132936
Poor man's Ben Affleck.
>>739133294
Deaf person headphones.
>>739133605
>>>/trash/
>>739133668
What a handsome young man who is definitely not this poster.
>>739133768
That flag isn't fooling anyone, you're a secret Nazi project to turn gorillas into Aryans.
>>739133769
All you need is a fake leopard print handbag.
>>739133886
9/10 hair, 8/10 smile
>>739133986
Viking/10
>>739130027
lol
>>739133294
Adorable. 9. Let's make out.
op is definitely an underage fag
>>739134380
Big talk for someone who won't post his face on an Cantonese Cornhusking Forum.
>>739133957
Deal
>>739134227
Tell anyone and I'll report you to the Führer myself
>>739134657
I'm >>739133860, >>739134424, >>739133957 & my braiding skills are on point.
Roast me, fuckers
>>739134608
Did I hurt a little nerve there, friendo? Nobody asked you to post your ugly face.
>>739135180
You don't look like you'll need to shave for a few years
>>739135359
>Nobody asked you to post your ugly face.
>Faces of /b/ + rate thread
>>739134999
Sounds good to me, come on over
Also nice trips
>>739135623
Did someone force you at gunpoint to upload your face? Didn't think so. Don't be so upset when someone finds you ugly, ugly fuck.
Isn't there a board for this, wasn't it /r9k/
>>739130027
You look like an abandoned CIA child sex slave project gone wrong
>>739130737
You look like a fat forgettable guy
Out of love, please lose weight man. Lots of it.
>>739132600
You look weird, stop making faces and change the haircut 5/10
>>739132936
Beard don't suit you, cut it
>>739133294
Awwwwhohoho because headphones are cute...
Stupid, as fuck
Look you could have gotten a8/10 just for the eyes but you had to use the shitty headphones look and now you're a 6
>>739133490
You... Look like Seth greens hipster brother that never made it to Hollywood
I'm sure the look is temporary and 4/10
>>739133605
I want to bash your face with a school textbook
>>739135180
A rough towel should do it really
>>739135359
>>739135774
>>739133668
I mean you're old enough to know better than to be a stupid fucking retard on the internet
>>739133768
You look like a Danish princess fucked the wiki leaks guy and you were the offspring
>>739133769
This picture was taken in Tver in Russia, right?
>>739135774
But I don't care what you think at all? Post your face so we can roast you.
>>739133860
The closer you come to the camera the more you look like a south park character, and you can tell you are trying very hard to hide the fat.
Loose weight, you fat fucking whale.
>>739133886
Loose the peircing and you might hit a 6/10
>>739133986
You can do better than that pic
>>739135765
I'll bring the brush lol
Good night /b/
>>739135985
pic related
>>739136063
>I don't c-care
>Keeps replying to my shitty bait
>MaximumDamageControl.jpg
>>739134424
Ok fat
Acne
And a bad haircut
Are you serious about posting here?
>>739135180
You look like a bleached version of that one actor nobody cares about
>>739135736
I can't see shit
>>739135840
No
And you are seriously ugly
>>739136218
Are you the guy from last time? The piercing stays
>>739130027
Jack you need to stop before your brother sees this and calls you gayer than you already are.
>>739136680
HODOr
>>739136312
Okay cool, doors unlocked so just walk in
You have nice eyes btw
>>739136680
You look like you came straight out of "Of Mice and Men"
>>739136603
Who the fuck is jack?
>>739136488
Hah, are you retarded? I fucked your dad, he thought I was fly as fuck your mom watched and cried.
[spoiler] Test [/spoiler]
>>739136456
Fatter than I'd like to be, definitely, but I'm working on it and hormonal acne really is a bitch but I'm doing what I can. And I like my hair cut fuck face lol
>>739136390
good bye Raj
>>739136832
Thanks, you Kik Viking?
Me.
>>739134424
Holy shit you're hot.
>>739137205
Face threads are stupid, but your glasses are dope and my neck is now busted.
yo
Any femanons want to give their opinion on me. Honestly what is appealing and unappealing about me
>>739137205
You look like the third coming of Elton John
>>739137361
Marry me?
>>739137361
Getting that instagram cash?
Why don't people ever not use a film on that site?
>>739137361
This is obviously fake
>>739135847
lolOL! I was playing ARMA 3 with my man at the time. Why would I take them off for a picture? Have to communicate somehow. I kinda thought it made the pic a little cute.
>>739137388
You look like the cereal killer who watches me sleep.
>>739137361
How long have you and Waldo been together?
>>739137321
I bet it would take two fully grown men to strangle you.
>>739137388
Well. You seem to live in a cave, that's definitely not a good thing.
>>739137388
Your eyes look kind of soulless. This isn't enough picture to judge anything but whether or not you're symmetrical which you are. Like mostly. But also you're like 14.
>>739137632
Your more right than you know
>>739137205
Sweety, I'm talking to you because I want you to be better
Get accutane, and please work harder on your whale flaps.
Look I'll cut the bs with you, you're at that stage of "nah I don't wanna fuck that, too fat to fuck"
Do seriously work on it
>>739137205
You have really cute hair, and I hate short styles. You pull it off well. 8/10? ^^
>>739137347
Getting creative with angles is half the fun of selfies lol and thanks! I'm obsessed with them.
>>739137388
You look like a horror movie doll that haunts the teenage babysitter
>>739137388
>
you kinda look like that actor from 13 reasons why, clay i think his name was
>>739137648
I'm looking for any kind of fucking remidy for the emptyness but there is none
>>739137684
...who replied to me?
>>739137706
What are you her gay best friend?
From the face alone I'd definitely bust a nut on/in her. Full body will be preferable but from what I see she's a pleasant figure if the myspace angle isn't lying.
>>739137361
more people reply to me i like attention
>>739137617
Oh my god
All this unnecessary info for damage control
>I'm a gamer girl
>I have a bf
THE HEADPHONES ARE IDIOTIC THEY TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR ACTUAL BEAUTY YOU DUMB FUCKING SEXTOY
>>739137361
What's wrong with your chin? 6/10 for good lighting and make-up.
>>739137278
Nah just snap, you?
>>739137875
Take it from a divorcee, you can't hide it forever, when I divorced my wife she said she was afraid to talk to me.
Fuck it, can't sleep. Let's do this again.
>>739137999
THATLL GET HER TO FUCK YOU AUTIST
>>739137874
So you're telling me I look like a bitch? Fuck you. I can guarantee that I look better than everyone in this thread and I'm being serious.
>>739138084
Did you ever actually try to make everything seem less bottomless, did anything actually work
i wanna watch game of thrones but my head hurts and i wish somebody would hit me because im not good enough for anybody
>>739138029
my chin's beautiful, anon
>>739138193
OP here. I did not say this some faggot is pretending to be me
Rate
>>739137706
Sweet constructive boy, I eat 1200 calories a day, work out vigorously four to five days a week, have a nutritionist, & am in physical therapy. Last year, I threw up daily for 5 months straight and gained 30 pounds somehow because endometriosis is a devil disease. Doctors are puzzled, I am puzzled, but if you have suggestions I'm interested lol
Also I'm a great fuck. I give out of this world head, my tits are natural and were the same size before I gained the weight and will be the same once I lose it, and my gyno said I have the tightest vagina she's ever encountered so that's your loss.
>>739138193
Just because you played the girl in stranger things doesn't make you the cutest grill here. Calm your booty hole.
>>739130027
I can feel the autistic edge from here.
>>739137755
Thanks! Nice dubs :-*
>>739137388
You look a little bit like Trevor Moore, grow out your hair and look slightly rowdy and you'd be cute
>>739138131
Wow what a handsome car.
>>739138301
actual op here, neither of these anons are me
I am omega!
>>739130737
guys it's cal cuchesta
>>>/soc/
>>739130027
Is that you Will? Get back to FGCU
>>739130027
>>739137632
>cereal killer
>>739138205
I did and do try. I boast and can be funny, but she saw me alone alot. She said I was intimidating and cold. But it's cool, I just paid for her to go to school and have her not clean my fucking house so she didn't need to work while in college. It's whatever, I'm just a cold bastard who didn't try to give her the easiest college experience by paying for her books and getting her a car right? That's why she started skyping butt naked with a 17 year old twink in the UK right? Because I'm a bastard.
Are you about to kill me? 8/10
>>739135180
this isn't fucking reddit go fuck yourself
>>739137617
Sex is great and we do not treat each other like "sextoys".You can respect your loved one in bed and still get down and dirty. Also, it's a headset, and accessory that doesn't necessarily cover a person's beauty. Also, gamer girl is a god awful label nowadays. I'd like to thank people such as Kaceytron and Jessica Nigri for this. Besides, what's the headset covering?
>>739138557
DELÍCIA
>>739138225
alex?
>>739138633
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>739137783
You had an angled picture that was uploaded at the wrong orientation, literally need a doctor now.
>>739138225
Nice heroin addict scar you got there.
>>739138251
I'll hit you in the back of the head so your eyes stay crossed.
>>739138289
nice duckface
>>739138315
The top half of your head looks like it was sculpted out of clay by a 12 year old. Trump has better hair.
>>739138514
That's a young Arnold Schwarzenegger.
>>739138557
I can't tell if that's the hair of a balding man who just cant let go, or the shadow of your enormous dome.
>>739138610
Talk about a black and white photo.
>>739137944
I'm ok with my body. I'm trying to be nice to it so that it'll be nice back lol is this appropriate to post here? You asked about my body. This is basically the best nudes if my life and it's from last night lol
>>739138301
>gets roasted
>that wasn't me guys
Quit lying you fucking pussy.
Yall R hella cute
>>739138131
I can tell you might be a little heavy by your face, but that expression is attractive. You do look like you take very good care of yourself, otherwise. 7/10
>>739138054
Just Kik for internet strangers
>>739138557
Heres one more for u guys
My dad is black mom is white and yes he walked out on us cause he's black
Germany reporting in!
>>739130027
I rates you a firm 2spoopy / 10
>>739138770
This is 4chan, why wouldn't tits be posted here, would do.
Also are those granny panties? That would be hilarious.
too late to get a rate?
>>739138251
You can come watch it with me bb <3
>>739138911
>>739138734
Sorry, next neck massage on me lol
>>739139051
ok can we snuggle up together and eat popcorn
>>739139014
You have a great figure to be a twink or sissy.
10/10 twig man.
>>739133860
>>739134424
Look at this fat bitch thinking she's miss universe
>>739139074
10/10
11/10 eyes
fuck
>>739138770
I don't see why it wouldn't be fine. It is /b/. Are you calling yourself fat or something? I don't see it...
>>739139011
Lol kind of... Very high waisted shorts but I wasn't technically wearing underwear so kind of but in a sexy way
>>739138932
Woah, edgy!
>>739137361
>messy hair
>photo filter to hide the ugly
3/10 would not bang
>>739139073
>>739139074
too good to be true/10
>>739139074
You need to do something with your hair that isn't damaging. Ugh.
>>739139054
Rate me
>>739139055
You literally posted a worse angled one with tits.
That is deliberate and with intent to harm.
go to /soc/ retards
>>739139074
Fix your fucking eyeliner
>>739138904
I'm actually bored enough to make one, sec
>>739139314
no
what're you gonna do about it
>>739139193
>Kind of
Kind of? Bitch you killed my boner when I saw your granny tits.
>>739139265
At that angle I swear you look like PewDiePie, but a little more of a handsome version.
>>739130027
wow your eyes are beautiful,
I got the same clover chain except all 4 are green and not as sparkly.
>>739139165
I just didn't know if there was supposed to be other nudity before I just tossed my tits out causally lol
>>739139390
i get that alot lol thx
>>739139391
Wow I'm fucking Retarded
,>>739139074 Meant to tag Her but I'm slow
>>739139074
I'm not fond of your face. Maybe choose better angling.
>>739138941
Nazi hair.
>>739139014
Jesus christ what did you do to your hair.
>>739139265
Don't give up on that beard you might be attractive one day.
>>739139074
>buys a pink jacket thats black
are you fucking stupid?
Roll
>>739139390
now if only i wasnt too lazy to start youtube
pic i took on earlier thread
was told that i look like i shit on the street
>>739139479
>Nazi hair.
gtfo normie!
>>739139193
Gotta be honest, disappointed.Seeing Granny Panties if I had some lady in my room would be hilarious. Better than sex, I can do sex any time, seeing some one try and seduce me in granny panties is a story to haunt my grand kids before my death.
>>739139074
>Cake face
>>739139369
That's just a lie. My shorts might be granny panties but my tits are great. Not at all granny like especially for their size according to multiple reviewers
>>739138770
Fuck!!! Nice... moar?
>all these people replying to obvius beautiful girl bait
only ugly girls post here
>>739139614
I see what you did there.
>>739139675
/b/ is full of genius today...
>>739139614
>Implying it will work
Apply one.
>being this autistic
>being this new
>>739139565
Sorry lol maybe next time?
>>739139614
>739133768
Kek
>>739139738
i do admire his autisim highlighting each chick pick
>>739133294
Here's one from a year ago with my really fat headset just to piss you off, anon.
Any rates for anon
Need a good roast
>>739139957
0/10 get rid of the shitty dog face thing what are u a 18 yr old female thot
>>739139660
I had an excellent nudes night last night, I can share another as long as it's not bothering people
>>739139401
You're fine! I also think you have a nice pair. Great nip to tit size ratio going.
>>739138904
Alright done, Kik?
>>739139954
Still adorable.
>>739139905
Don't have a phone on hand (Broke last month and have yet to replace) so instead of Yotsuba Posting have an old pic.
kill me>>739140042
hot
>>739139738
thx
>>739139090
Hell yes please, it's raining here
>>739139957
7 /10
>>739139497
From what I've heard, it's not worth your time unless you were to make it as big as him.
>>739140103
10/10 for panda
>>739139957
Lose the dog filter. From what I can see though, 7/10
Anyone rate me?
>>739140077
BeyesfromB
rate
>>739139954
You're fine, but your pose is stupid. That's not your fault though, along with the hand thing and the snapchat filters like the pic below yours, memes have made everyone revolting retards.
>>739140210
10/10 for looking like ur depressed and taking a shit at the same time
>>739139579
>My shorts might be granny panties but my tits are great.
>but my tits are great
>are great
>being this delusional
>>739139614
oh i meant to post this new one i took for you
>my hair is wet and looks gross
>also im a boy
Heres a pic of before I grew my hair out. Rate me /b/ro
>>739140047
Fucking no!!! I love to cum to your body! You are perfect! Show us all you have please
>>739139074
poor cunt/10... give paypal
Rate me ladies?
>>739140341
Sorry you had to see boobs you didn't like. :(
>>739140384
u have some nice tits for a boy
>>739140306
I don't use filters. There are ways to tell. Kinda thought the hand thing would've been more cute if I did it just right. A good first try, though.
>>739140247
Hot.
>>739140409
not bad, solid 7.5/10. Im not gay so I dunno how women see you tho
Rate?
>>739140384
i knew that the last one was a girl but 51 woah you're a trap?
>>739138649
vem är detta
>>739140384
You're cute for a boy, post more
>>739140384
nice hair anon
>>739140103
Found a more recent one
>>739138750
not a needle mark son
>>739140047
Or open a new goddess thread!
>>739140490
It would really help if you killed yourself.
>>739139954
Would cuddle and play vidya with/10
>>739139771
Hopefully, just because you're about to get intimate doesn't mean it's a place divoid of humor.
>>739140643
That's a lot better.
>>739138770
Your tits are fucking disgusting, jesus christ
shitskin /b/ lurker since 08
sup.
Can yall like, legitimately rate me?
>>739140438
Oh yeah, no, that's not gonna happen lol I post in bbw threads sometimes and have a Kik but I don't wanna to intrude on the group consciousness without being in my lane lol
why the fuck would you want to look at eachother??? This board, fucking faggots, all of you!
>>739140409
Bro I just saw u on /soc/ kek
>>739140865
tits?
>>739140865
no offense but u look like a regular femenist but u do look cute
>>739138649
svara genast
>>739140591
>>739140759
thx back to Yotsuba Posting for the rest of my life
>>739140838
Nice to see you Lurker, 8/10
>>739140877
100/10
>>739140698
Maybe next time. Wait it out.
>>739141007
I am the opposite of a feminist, but thanks!
>>739140935
Would show tits but they're pretty non existent. >>739140124
thanks anon
>>739140963
How would yall rate me?
>>739140877
once u find a less grainy and shitty photo yes
>>739140865
>That one girl that will look like a heroin addict in 5 years
>>739130737
anthony fantano is that you?
>>739140891
Do you have a pussy pic 4 me bb?
>>739141117
glad to hear that
>>739140935
I'd say it would not work but>>739139614
got one so idk
>>739140262
Added/started a convo I think
>>739141176
so? I like small one too
>>739141279
haha, you bet
Everyone should behold my grand form, ya'll look like basic bitches. I'm also this guy
>>739140737
>>739141207
already did bro... >>739140579
>>739140643
>When you see the person's IRL face that always posts on your threads.
8/10
>>739140589
yea im a tarp
i just want someone to snuggle me but it feels like im not good enough for anyone
give me a penis size guess and a probability% of virginity
>>739141464
pube beard/10
>>739141464
Whats that shit on the floor behind you, did you puke?
>>739141565
minus 2 inches?
>>739141564
You really are hot.
>>739141565
female penis size
and prolly not a virgin cause female
>>739141464
Hands down my best pic to assert dominance. Don't be mad you can't be me.
>>739141546
thx m8
>>739141565
>That file name
-10 in female
4 if Trap
65%, guessing your not a whore.
>>739141564
Stop fishing for compliments, bitch
>>739141565
Nice hair, i had the same when i was 11. I'll guess you're as thick as a coke can and as long as a milk dud
>>739141624
That is a divider in the floor, the hall is laminated.
Y'all are sexy af, here's me, give me ur worst
>>739141564
Would still cuddle with.
>>739141564
what happened to that leg?
>>739141564
Good enough for me on looks alone
>>739141876
nah u cool bro
>>739141876
you look like you brush your teeth once a week and have a chronic masturbation disorder
>>739141917
i cut it
>>739141966
boobs or gtfo
>>739141616
I can hear your jealously from my ghetto ass apartment