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Ask a proud Puerto Rican anything

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Ask a proud Puerto Rican anything
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Is your name Tony Montana?
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>>739124034
No, but he is absolutely a Rican.
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>>739123971
How're the vacation spots there? Not the high-class ones, the ones for people of modest means.
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>>739124168
Well, not an expert on the tourist spots, considering I just live here, even I haven't been to most of them.
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>>739124168
I'd guess they're fine, but you have to do the research, cause there are bad areas.
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Huele Bicho
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>>739125029
Chinga tu madre, maricon
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If you dress up in stealth gear, are you puerto recon?
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>>739125320
me cago en tu madre
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>>739125416
Absolutely
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>>739123971
That's where Daddy Yankee is from, right? If so, can you be a good boy and kill him for me? (:
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>>739125823
SPREAD MY ANUS BABE :)
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>>739125823
Yeah, I fucking hate Daddy Yankee and reggaeton for that matter.
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Isn't that the Ohio flag...
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>>739127024
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>>739127024
Well, we are notorious flag stealers. It also looks like the Cuban flag combined with the American flag too.
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>>739127024
How do you not know that Ohio's flag is shaped weird? Leave the country
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are you Puerto rican
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>>739123971
Why are all of the Rico guys named Angel and are usually huge pieces of shit?

Also why do you all drive honda civics and overpopulate Orlando?
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>>739123971
When the hell are you guys going to become a state so we can just cut hawaii loose already?

As far as I know you guys use murricanese dollars, pay your taxes to the US gov, get mil protection, all under "outlying territory" status. you just don't get to vote in our elections yea?
Seems like kind of a shit deal.
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>>739123971
how butt hurt are you that you're not a state?
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>>739123971
what are you honestly proud of concerning your heritage?
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>>739127222
What the fuck Ohio.
Seriously... fucking states shouldn't even have flags, wtf. States aren't running around conquering shit putting their flag on anything, fuck off states. Gee maybe my county should have its own flag too. And one for my township. And my city. And my neighborhood. And my house. And one for just me. Fucking flags.
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>>739128988
No
>>739129148
We go to Orlando because it's the cheapest place to fly to, and the economy is shit, or something
>>739129506
I guess I'd rather Puerto Rico become a state, but I've always kinda looked the other way TBH, like, I'm only 19, and I've only recently started caring, and I still have no real opinion.
>>739129553
Not really
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would you?
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>>739129572
I'm proud the same way Americans are proud of their country, or anyone else. I guess it doesn't hurt to take pride in the culture you were surrounded with.
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>>739129858
I'm gay
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>>739129572
>muh heritage
Fucking americans...
Puerto Rico, retain a sense of uniqueness and resist becoming assimilated like the do-nothing retards that fill the other fifty worthless states in this country.

kek see if Putin will help your country out if you join the Russian federation. That would be the funniest fucking thing to happen in this hemisphere in the last five centuries.
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malta, yes or no
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>>739130025
ok no problem
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>>739130053
asking the real questions.
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>>739130025
you are now after seeing that
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>>739130053
no
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>>739130025
same. also gay.
too bad there are no gay puerto ricans, as I've been told, since they're all catholic and catholics are never gay. lel
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>>739130171
kek
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>>739129858
I would hit that nice legs
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>>739130053
I love a good chocolate malta.
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>>739130258
Tell that to Ricky Martin
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>>739123971
anyway to get ricomini brazo gitanos without actually visiting the bakery in person? live stateside by the way
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>>739130477
Well, he's not catholic, I believe.
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>>739130477
I tried but he couldn't hear my with all those cocks in his ears.
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>>739130593
>earcocks
Ohh, he should get those looked at by a specialist. So sad, it happens to the best of em.
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>>739130558
Never been, I live in San Juan, and I've never bothered to drive there just to try it. I don't have a life anyway which doesn't help.
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En q pueblo vives? :)
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>>739130847
eastsound
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>>739130804
maybe pick some beach on the west side of the island and go visit it

I visited crash boat beach while on vacation years ago, it was nice
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Why do white Puerto Ricans Rican like acting black and saying 'nigga' a lot, but do not like being called black, or nigga or being white?
And why do black Puerto Ricans hate being calling black despised looking chared? Pretty much makes them look like hypocrites. And why do Puerto Ricans think Puerto Rican is a race of people, rather than a nationality or cutural thing. The only pure Puerto Rican or Boricua are the Natives, who are pretty much mixed with many other races.
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>>739131939
I think white Puerto Ricans think they're socially permitted to say it because they live in a small island. I think black people hate being called black because they consider themselves Spanish (which isn't true). Puerto Ricans think we're a race because we have huge egos.
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>>739132381
Lol. Best answer i've seen.
Are you Puerto Rican?
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>>739132531
Yeah, I'm OP
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Reggaeton sucks true or false?
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>>739133202
Already mentioned this before, but yeah, reggaeton sucks.
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>>739124161
He was Cuban
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>>739123971
How many times do they play despacito?
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>>739134110
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>>739123971
What's your beef with Mexicans?
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>>739123971
I respect Puerto Ricans, by WHY THE FUCK ARE SO MANY OF YOU on Infinite Warfare? Did you like...pass a memo around or something?
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How are the plantains out there, you cleverly diguised hatian?
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>>739123971
You can keep your star. We don't have a place for it on our flag.
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>>739134428
this is so true, every fucking time i stg
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>>739134626
It's already part of the US anon
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>>739134110
Joke
>>739134166
Enough for me to be totally sick of it.
>>739134396
Americans tend to confuse us with Mexicans, like them thinking our food is spicy, we eat tacos, hell I've heard people actually thinking we're affected by the wall
>>739134428
A better question is why you're playing Infinite Warfare?
>>739134545
Now, only some of us are niggers, don't be mistaken.
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>>739123971
Fuck you, you deadbeat spic. Pay back your country's debts. And also fuck you for that cuck Lin-Manuel Miranda.
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>>739134626
I couldn't care less myself. US flag is crowded.
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>>739134786
>why you're playing Infinite Warfare?
Because I cba to just play Minecraft all day. Also, it's fun to politically instigate people on CoD.
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>>739134794
I'm sorry for Miranda, but that debt is our government's fault ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>739134786
Dont deny your true heritage
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>>739123971
Why does everyone hate haitians?
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>>739123971
What do you think about dominicans? Would you date a dominican chick?
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>>739135152
Don't know, not Haitian ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>739123971
What do you think about Puerto Rican's that cannot speak spanish?
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>>739135235
Yeah, my abuelo lives in the Dominican Republic now for whatever, good people. I'd date a Dominican guy.
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>>739130804
I live in San Juan too, the town I'm in is going to shit (like most towns nearby tbh) but I still enjoy it
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>>739135282
I couldn't care less.
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any more good PR bands like Puya?
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>>739134166
Holy shit don't remind me,
Every day whether you're walking around at night or going to the store you can always hear that shit blasting loudly somewhere 24/7
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are you a brown skin puerto rican or a white skin one?

also would you consider white skin ricans to be white?
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>>739135152
From what ive gathered its an arbitrary way for puerto ricans to feel superior to something.

Not all puerto ricans think this was, but a good number do.

A u.s. Equivilabnt would be
Chicaogo: hey, atleast we:'re not detroit
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>>739135749
Well, truth be told, my mom is native Puerto Rican, and Dad is a white American, but dad left so whatever. So basically I look pretty brown, I blend in. And yes, I do consider white ricans white.
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Yo que es la que hay huelebichos! de aguadilla aqui ;)
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>>739135975
I wish I could spoiler but...

One of my parents is brown and the other white yet I came out white. Both Puerto Ricans btw. Older brother is brown and older before oldest brother is white. Yet my oldest brother is brown. All the same parents btw.

My nieces and nephews are brown but that is because my other two brothers like niggers. So the niglets are actually black.

Unfortunately I'm the beta of the family.
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Corozal aqui motherfuckers
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Carlos Mendez es santero.
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Why did 80% of boricuas identified as white in the census?
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>>739123971
whats your nationality?
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>>739136636
because most Puerto Ricans believe that being of spanish descent is better. Slight racism. and the goverment is evil and/or retarded
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>>739123971
Why do you people get so angry so easily?
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>>739136636
Because we are white. I already mentioned that I have white skin after asking OP question.
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>>739123971
You have any idea why so many PR's live in NY or migrated there?
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>>739136945
Cause of the way we are raised by angry people raised by angry people raised by angry people raised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry peopleraised by angry people
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Dated a guy that use to call me Puerto Potty. Pretty damn funny.
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Why are your women so damn awful? Worst attitudes I've seen outside of niggers.
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>>739137014
not op but native to PR.
At some point in the 60s we where fed a story that things where better if we moved to NY that we could have a better life there so a lot of us migrated there. Now there's a huge amount of puerto ricans in NY so people keep going there from here
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>>739123971
Ur a slutty poorfag bitch and you know it
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>>739123971
are you a communist?
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thoughs on Nyuericans?
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Alcalde de aguadilla Carlos Mendez construye edificios con simbología santera para proteger a aguadilla
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>>739137636
Fucking aids, they are more African American than Puerto Rican. they are so out of touch with the Real PRican culture.
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>>739124034
Tony Montana was Cuban
Al Pacino also played a character named Carlito in Carlito's way.
He was Puerto Rican.
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>>739123971
De Guaynabo aquí!

Puerto Rican reporting to thread.

>AMA
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>>739123971
I think as someone who grew up in PR and later moved to the east coast. I find PR to be one of the least trust worthy people to exist. Siempre buscando que lo que sepuede robar. For that reason I eventually realized this and stopped hanging out with shit PR people.

I used to think I was a bit racist for it, I mean, I'm dominican but I grew up in PR culture listening to Don Omar and Tego. But fuck dude, everywhere I went it was the same shit. Just came to terms with realizing most PR people are shit. Not all, but enough to move to an area where they're populate the least.
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>>739137636
It's really funny to see them try to act like locals sometimes, especially with their kids that only speak english and broken Spanglish
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>>739124168
When it comes to beaches, good ones are everywhere. Rivers are fun too, but beware, these can be dangerous. As for hotels and shit... yeah, I don't know much about that...

>>739129148
On the island, I'd say only 5% of men are named Ángel. It's a common name for sure, but it is no where near as common as Juan, Pedro, José, etc.

>>739129506
Despite what you may think, the referendums held here are mostly symbolic and at most serve as a suggestion. Congress holds all the power regarding PR's status, that is why Puerto Rico is, undeniably, a colony. We basically have no say in the matter.

>>739129553
The way things are going in the states with president drumpf... I'm not sure I want us to become a state. Becoming an independent republic sounds more attractive by the day.

>>739130053
Yes

>>739133202
True

>>739134166
Often enough that even the radio hosts are tired of it.

>>739135235
They're the scum of the earth. I would fuck a hot Dominican chick (gagged), but I would never date one. I can't stand their accent.

>>739135282
They're not Puerto Rican in the same way an Australian is not British.

>>739135749
I am white skinned, and yes. I have white skin, blonde hair with brown eyes. I could easily blend in with KKK members if not with Nazis.

>>739136636
Because, 80% of boricuas have white skin tone. Latino is not race, it is culture. You can be both latino and white.
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>>739134166
If you don't hear it at least twice a day, you're not really here
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>>739123971
Mayaguezano reporting in
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>>739142141
>a fellow Mayaguezano

Mayawest en la casa!
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>>739140827
>I mean, I'm dominican
>dominican
pff huehuehue
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>>739142336
Oh please go ahead, explain your "superiority"
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>>739123971
Hello fellow spic
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>>739141701
im actually in pr and just heard ppl making jokes about it on the internet but i never listened to the song and now i just looked it up on youtube and what the fuck almost 3b views??? shit blew my mind
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>>739142941
The fuck, Do you live under a rock?
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How does it feel being a spic all the time?
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>>739123971
Have you ever been to luquillo beach?
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>>739143035
Could be worst, at least i'm not a nigger.
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>>739141641
Why do you think that about dominicans? Although I do agree alot of them are shit
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>>739143030
i guess :| song is shit though
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Dominican women are the worst
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>>739142941
You must not listen to the radio then, I hear it every day, and it always shows up at parties now. I hate most reggaeton, but It's pretty catchy if you haven't listened to it a thousand times
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>>739143173
i hate the illegals, don't care about the rest. We don't really hate dominicans, only the illegals. It's mostly bantz between both countries. We actually hate mexicans a lot more.
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As long as people exist, everything you hate will exist. Dimple as that. Also I made choco chip pancakes today.
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>>739143116
Not op, but I've been a few times. It's nice, although Isabela is way better than Luquillo for beaches
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>>739142252
Jaja si, hace tiempo no veía un thread de PR por ahí
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zzzz
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>>739143408
No we don't hate mexicans at all, we don't give a rat's ass about mexicans.

Dominicans though, they are scum. Why do I hate them? Racism, mostly. But those fuckers are dumb as nails and they completely butcher the spanish language.
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>>Shove a burning match stick into your dick hole.
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>>739145261
i don't know but most people i know dislike mexicans, specially here in the west.
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