So guys, what should I do about this unprofessional note...

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

it's obvious, no? use it as TP.

>>739111863

You should probably start TP rolls, anon.

They're gonna lock you in the shed!

Douse both rolls with water

>>739111863
Us guys will be waiting in the shed for you women to get us.

Will it be one at a time, or all at once?

Should I bring the condoms, or will you girls?

>>739111992
he's not wrong

just tp the whole fucking room. tape the end of the roll to the note so there is no confusion about your message

>>739111863
I can't hear you if your not holding a sandwich.

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By the way, it comes pre-started

How many women work there?

Any of them hot?

>>739112203
>By the way, it comes pre-started

So do I.

Tell the girls I'll be waiting in the shed.

>>739111863

wtf does this note even mean?

does she mean stalking ?

Wrap them with clear tape

>>739112203
what the fuck is starting tp rolls?

>>739112417

i doubt they want anyone to hunt and prey upon toilet paper.

she might mean stocking.

>>739112451
>Wrap them with clear tape

The girls or the TP?

>>739112203

This cant be real, a complaint about "starting" toilet paper rolls?

>>739112685
The TP you dip

Wtf is "starting" tp?

It's not a lawnmower.

>>739112786
>The TP you dip

I don't dip my TP. Who wants to wipe their ass with wet TP?

>>739111863
Is that even English?

PSA
starting a tp roll means pulling the paper out so it hangs off when you change it, its basically a really minor inconvenience to anyone if you don't do it

Replace the TP with rolls of duct tape

So you're a janitor?

pour capsaicin on it

You guys want the number and address of where I work? Might get fired, but who cares, "it was just a joke".

>>739111863
Why women will never lead the world in anything other than domestic duties.

>>739113121

Keep your job.

>>739113121
yep

>>739113076
Find dead bugs.

Unroll TP.

Re-roll with a bug every rotation or so.

Never get asked to be in charge of the TP again.

start every fucking TP in the god damn building

>>739111863
>Take a bunch of toilet paper rolls and piss on them, let them dry, then put them back
>Write some kind of sarcastic note back saying you'll be waiting in the shed with condoms
>Every time you use some toilet paper, super glue the paper back together like it's a new roll
>Use a box cutter (razor blade) and cut through one side of the toilet paper, leaving small uncut portions on both ends. This will cause the toilet paper to rip into sections every time they unroll it. Counter-act doing this to yourself by bringing your own toilet paper.
>Male them really angry by spreading something like Nutella/chocolate frosting/etc all over the rolls

>>739113121
>>739113121
Don't bother.
I see these weird notes at work from time to time from women as well.

Stuff like "peeing" on the floor... It's like, uh, bitch that isn't pee on the floor as we do aim into the bowl successfully. That's actually drips of prostate fluid, semen, cowper's gland fluid, or mucus.

So get in here and clean the damn floor more than once every 2 weeks and it won't build up so bad.

>>739111863
put something on the toilet paper rolls that will make all their assholes itch

>>739111863
or start them and roll them till they're touching the floor

>>739113451
I dont ''aim in the bowl successfully'' wtf are you talking about...

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>>739113276

What does it even mean? Starting them? Just leave an exacto knife on top of the box and tell them to figure it out. Also that's boarder line hostile. Go find the person who did it and tell them to knock it off. Tell her "this isn't Uber".

>>739111863
Well, unless you're a mexican, I'd use this as a wakeup call about being a fucking janitor. As the lowest job on the totem pole, it's your lot in life to suck up shit, monkey.

>>739111863
Leave a tampon with a note that reads " bitch calm down "

>>739111863
Where do you live? Never heard of "starting" a roll. Sounds like some really asinine bullshit, it doesn't take any effort at all to pull the first sheet. What kind of useless cunt would waste time bitching about that?

>>739111863
"Boys" is an insensitive term. Also assuming that all the employees with penises are "boys" is sexist.

Stop writing notes, or I will report this incident to HR as sexual harassment, gender insensitivity, and possibly racist for the term "boy."

>>739111863

Translation "Every" meaning just her

Women are the worse for keeping a business bathroom clean.

Toilet clogs, the infamous "Hover pee".

>>739113671
oh, so you're the reason my pants are wet.

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>>739113451
Where do you work?

>>739111863
Piss on it leave it therr

>>739114003
If one of you is black (good odds in the US) the term "boy" is racially loaded.

>>739113076
This. Go to a gas station and grab a couple of tubes of mace. Take a couple rolls and spray 'em with mace.

Do not start the roll.

A bit of Hot Pussy in the office will shut 'em up.

>>739114030
just wear a dress

take a shit, unroll a bunch of tp, place shit on tp roll, carefully roll back up.
aka: hide-a-dook.

>>739113846
No. That's not subtle enough. Might get him in trouble. Instead just leave a note that says sorry, a tampon, a chocolate, and guide to the local dating scene. Bitch needs to get laid

How often do men use toilet paper at work, anyway? Why does she assume that men aren't "starting" the toilet paper?

>feminism in the workplace: tackling the tough issues

>>739114131
OR:

Bring in some poison ivy to work in a plastic bag and rub it all over the first few squares of the TP.

Guaranteed results, though they MAY get a bit nasty over this.

I used to be a total asshole, now I just do it part time for LULZ

>>739111863
women get angry over little things just to show dominance.

they act like monkies most of the time

>>739114038
A company with like 48 men and 3 women.
And the women complain how messy the men's restroom is, in comparison to their's.

And no that's not something one thinks about when taking a piss, but different viscosity fluids will leave the nozzle at a different trajectory. Furthermore, a nozzle tuned to spray one particular fluid will do a poor job with another (hence the drips).

>>739114199
Also, replace the foam soap with semen. Get fapping.

>>739114335
True enough. My bog roll lasts for weeks with just me in the toilet downstairs.

The upstairs one is empty every second day with my wife

>>739114335
I take at least 4 shits a day.

Fuck her right in the pussy

>>739112729
Its real, talking to OP right now

>>739111863

related story
>be me
>join new job at ISO 9000 company
>lots and lots of standards due to (legitimate) govt regulation
>go to use toilet
>literally instructions inside the stall on how to mount toilet paper
>instructions on how often to flush
>instructions on how much air freshener to use afterwards

...I didn't stay on the job all that long.

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Sounds like a Hillary voter.

She needs her own special TP in all the dispensers.

>>739114366
Not that much. My guess is that you're wacking it. You're just spilling all over the floor.

Ever go to take a dump with an erection and wind up painfully pissing across the room?

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>>739112337

>>739114366
If you had 5 more women theirs would be just as bad.

I'd write a note "Don't threaten me with a good time!" And tape it up there.

>>739114578
>>>/pol/ is that way

>>739114707

No fucking kidding.

Nothing worse than a dude who has to bring his political hangups
into every conversation.

>>739111863
Just ignore the note.

Don't start the to, poke thin need thru the tube out just barely past where to start. They will be so angry they won't notice the tiny needle. They prick themselves. That best part is they might just realize it's not worth to bitch about

>>739114707
"Oh no! This anon has a different opinion to mine! I'd better play it cool, haha yeah you nazi fuck off to /pol/ ecksdee"
Why even go through the effort anon? You're a worthless piece of shit and it's about time you left this world :)

>>739114578
This

>>739115002
Such triggered. You really let that small comment get to ya anon. I don't like Hillary either but maybe ya should get some tension out and rape a look alike of her

>>739114707
I am so sick of people making fun of hillary. OH MY GOD.

I can't even anymore

Put plastic wrap over the womens toilet bowl under the seat but it has to look super transparent

>>739114916
>they might just realize it's not worth to bitch about

>chicks who bitch about how the tp is unrolled
>will stay quiet when poked by sabotage needle

Nice little imaginary world you've made for yourself there

>start starting

>>739111863
That is the same handwriting, with a diff marker.
Kill yourself OP.

>>739115163
>>739115171
>>739114889
>>739114707
For the love of christ stop samefagging

>>739111863
Go on a rape rampage.

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>>739115304
Sincerely kys

>>739115254
No one implied otherwise you absolute retard

>>739114366
Why do they even care?

>>739115304

This is me alone:
>>739114889
and you're a sad pathetic man

just realize that you're in the small minority and fuck off to /pol/ already

>>739112729
You've never dealt with women in the work force.

>>739115304
You're such a samefag.

Am I using this right? I keep seeing it used. It's like, you keep saying things similar to other people, yes?

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>>739115494
Hahagahagagaghshaha btfo btfo btfo htfo btfo
How will he ever recover

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>>739115870
>>739115739

>>739114327
The chocolate is a laxative.

>>739111863
I would leave a note asking what they are going to get me?

Bathroom needs 2 book shelves.

Men's side - Porn, Sports Illustrated, the complete Gor series.

Women's side - Betty Crocker cookbooks, Miss Manners: A Citizen's Guide to Civility, A Woman's Guide to Raising a Family.

>>739111863

shit on the toilet roll ... voila, pre-started tp

>>739111863
Well whatever you do, don't do what the note says

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>>739111863
Wipe your ass with it and hang it back up

take all the TP and leave

>>739111863
it sounds like you share a washroom with the opposite sex.
the wise thing to do in this scenario is to hide a auto-recording "spy cam" behind the toilet.
video tape all women using washroom.
Mass produce dvds.
Distribute to all other employees.
Hide in shed, until legal troubles blow over.

>>739111863
>sexual
Take note to HR, this is sexual harassment. here's a quick way to prove it:

"If you GIRLS dont start doing X I will lock you in the shed, every man that works here will get you."

That 'would' be sexual harassment right? so so is this. Take it to HR and collect your money.

Just write another note saying "ask nicely and I might consider it", that will probably get them pissed. If they do ask nicely (if not then just repeat first note until they do) say that you still want an apology for the way they treated you with the first note (with another note obviously, not directly). If they do apologize tell them you don't think they are honest apologies with another note. You can keep this on for weeks if you are clever about it, getting them pissed every time, not having to start the roll and still being in our own rights in case they brought this up to your superiors.

>>739120535
THESE ARE MY SUPERIORS...

>>739115802
ding ding ding

>waaah i have to do things myself

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>>739112203
I feel your pain, OP. Don't bother with it, it's a thankless job either way.

>>739120930
Your superiors are women! Oh man, I'm so sorry for you.

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>>739111863
Take notice and perform a simple task. Is it really that hard? After a month of flawless execution, have some beers and talk about the annoyingly aggressive language in the note.

>>739112203
>>739112729
It is a trivial problem, but the starting tab frequently tears off at the glue line. The next step is to jam fingernails into it until you've shredded the first 12 feet of the roll and left enough wasted tp for three rat nests.

Translation: It's a nice thing to do like flushing.