Without sounding like a total douche, Name how many girls you

>>739109480
People who still count either have a count of 0, estat on the internet and have a count of 0, or have some bad confidence issues and have a count of 0.

Only 3.

I'm 20 and horribly depressed.

>>739109704
That's not bad at all

0

22

>>739109480

20yo
blowjob: 2
penetration: 1

im 32 and have about 8 or 9. Good enough for me..

0
32
I'm gay

31 year old.
0

>>739109480
SAUCE ?

>>739110100 Well how many dicks have you slobbed on?

>>739109480
Where is this from

15yo
blowjob: 1
penetration: 0

>>739109480
sauce? for research purposes ofc

>>739109480
21yo

3 bj
5 pen

I'm 36, oldfag, and this is my most autistic post ever
9 or 10 penetration
2 blowjob only
1 handjob only
9-10 times eating pussy only
1 time anal only

>>739110266
porn

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>>739109480

Age 25

Penetration 38 with regular chicks
and another 7 with escorts that ive pentrated

Anything less than sex (HJ/BJ)
5
and then another 6 'massage parlor chicks that i didnt fuck but jerked me off.

I keep a list. Most of them were fat and disgusting pigs off tinder, Ive cooled down the last year on the random hook ups and am glad i made it out without any diseases or kids but got to have fun with many women.

>>739109480
Blowjob: lots, but only maybe 5 have made me cum

Penetration: ~35

Age: 53

>>739109480
well over 125 partners
~5/6 women
~1/6 tgirls/ladyboys
age 46

>>739110257
about a dozen

36 years old
22 women
I don't think I've ever gotten blown without also penetration

>>739110527
Im into Tgirl porn.

But do their butts smell like worse than chicks IRL?

Ehhhhhh.... somewhere between 75 and 180. No idea

14 yo
1 blowjob
0 penetration

>>739110605
no b/c they prepare for anal
besides i like to receive, not give, rimjobs

21 yo
Bj:12
P:7

Do you guys also count the number of times you jack off

>>739110567
but as far as anal: 5 finger, 3 penis...I think

I'm 20
Sex: 8 girls
Oral: 5 guys, ~15 girls

12 bj and penetration

I'm 30

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>>739109480
>Name how many girls you had sexual encounters with
Counting it...

Why?

I am 26 years old

>>739110282
MODSMODSMODS

>>739110701
Ahh I gotcha,

Ive always imagined that Tgirls would be used to doing more sex cleaning prep than regular girls.

Id wanna smash like a incredibly hot white one that has a tiny penis and the empty nutsack.

>>739109480
BJ: 1
Sex: 0

21

>>739109480
What's the source on the pic?

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>>739110877
virgin detected

None
19
I'm going to kill myself

>>739110150
whats the problem?

>>739109480

Paid 4 a blowjob: 17

20, still a virgin.

>>739109480
Blowjob: 0
Penetration: 1
36yo

>>739109480

Never.

24

Get's better right?

>>739111020
it's from a porn

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>>739110904
what's stopping you?
i had this piece of adorable meat last week
she bbbj and rimmed me for half an hour
came down her throat
fucked her silly
came on her petite ladyboy face
i think she's 19

>>739111124
kill yourself faggot

>>739111050
was it a guy who gave it?

>>739110726

Story about the penetration at age 7?

where is 739111111?

>>739110904
>regular girls
>anal prep

nope

>>739110701
i hope this is ironic. if i see one more queer niggered boipuccy faggot who thinks it's alpha to get a rimjob, I'll destroy 4chan with porn and shit

>>739111223
>Ma get the camera! My bait triggered someone!

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>>739111239

>>739109480
For fuck sake who keeps count?
After the first few, just relax and enjoy life.

>>739109480
>blowjob 5
>pen 3
Age 25
I can keep count because my numbers are low. I've only ever dated 3 women anyways.

Blowjobs : around 30
Penetration ; around 50

Age : 25

>>739109480
30
Had sex with at least 50, stopped counting around 30 5-6 years ago.
Blowjobs: A few, I prefer other things.

>>739111323
>destroy 4chan with porn and shit

you're a bit too late for that

BJ: 50-60
Penetration: 40-50
Including some trans girls
Age: 30

i don't fuckin know ok.

>>739111393
see
>>739111024

>>739111231
No, a latina bitch for 20 dollars

>>739110361
Good numbers. And I highly doubt this is your most autistic post if you're actually an oldfag.

>>739111531
29, I got kids. I just don't get the point in counting.

Fuck it

0

25

>>739111653
haha same

>>739111197

*he

its a dude with tits

Where are all these women handing out blowjobs? Where can I find them?

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>>739111523
>>739110429
>>739110361


Insane, but most of you are liars.

>>739111653
the fuck dude

wanna hit 30 and still be a virgin ?

just do it fucker

>>739111323
you're one to talk
you've sucked your roommate's cock
and you don't think you're gay
kek

>>739109480
Blowjob 1273
Penetration 1008
Age 25

Im in porn fags

26 yo
slept with more than 50 girls

>>739111759
>but most of you are liars

Not everyone is a betafag.

>>739111843
pay is shitty
benefits are good

Blowjob: 3(?)

Penetration: 0

33 years of age

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Bj - 5
Pen - 100+
Age - 26
>mfw married kek

Sauce???

>>739109480
Age: 24
The sex:14

>>739110429
tell me about this massage parlor action

7 girls. I'm 23 and pretty fat but I'm not super ugly. Pretty satisfied

>>739109480
0
I'm 52.
I'm happy as ever though.

>>739111843

im assuming you are on the receiving end. boy your asshole must be blown the fuck out

>>739111759
those are outliers but not extraordinary

i've had 100+ partners
unusual but not exceptionally so

>>739112034
ahahahAHAHA no

>>739111759
not every one have a miserable sex life

>>739109480
2, both prostitutes. i'm 24.

>>739111879
I'm basing my thoughts on studies that say that most of the people lie 70 times a day.

>>739109480
How did you get your first blowjob 6 years after penetration? I feel like that would be easier to get after penetration for the first time

0
Age 23

32

1 bj

0 pen

2 fj

>>739111593
nah, not even close

my one time anal only was with my boss at a buffalo wild wings. she told me to kiss her ass and i literally did that. I sodomized her int he bathroom and she started to pee so I had to walk her over to the urinal and hold her up as she did so (she was barefoot, fully nude, I had went and got a flattened cardboard box for her to stand on)

I washed my dick in the sink as she let in the other line cook opening that morning.

I'd do it again.

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I'm 22 and have fucked 23 or 24.

>>739109480
BJ:10

Sex: 10

25 years old. Those numbers would be higher but I prefer sucking and fucking cocks.

46
lost count
fucked too many hookers to remember

Age 15
BJ 2
Pen 0

im a loser?

i have had nice sex with mini mini woman in the passed. i am almost 19 and i got great abbs. u B are all virgens ahah

>>739112007
>find an AMP ad on BP or
>CL therapeutic services
>call and make appointment
>show up, pay house fee, get shown room
>strip, lay on stomach, put towel on ass
>woman enters (usu 30-45 Asian)
>gives u oily massage
>the flip
>asks if you want extras
>say yes
>handjob
>she cleans you off with
>warmed wet towel
>pay tip 40
>she gives you water bottle
>say goodbye
>go home

17, Have never had a proper conversation with a girl who isn't over 20

>>739111832
I have a hard enough time talking to people in a regular setting, so there's no chance I could speak to women

Prostitutes are out of the question for the same reason

I'll just fap for the rest of my pathetic life

>>739112344

b&

>>739109480
0
22
FeelsWizardLikeMan
Can't say I'm to mad about it, I like my life and I don't waste time on women atm, maybe someday try to find a gf or wife

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>>739109480
18, 0 pussies

>>739112193
peeps exaggerate # sexual partners
but this is self selecting /b/etas and oldfags
who knows?

>>739109480
2.

as a charity tier fuck friend with the (only) my ex gfds from when i was 16.

i'm 23 and fuck my sexual life.

>>739110305
Trust me, you really don't want it. It's a horribly acted incest scene. I guess I can tell you anyway, but I've warned you. Go to pornhub and search "sister jerk brother" it should be the first video that shows up.

>>739112256
Sounds like an interesting time. Did any bonuses or perks come out of it? And do you have a picture of her?

>>739109704
20 kissless virgin in college you're doing fine

>>739111759
i'm the doesn't know the exact dude, tinder is easy stuff ok.

>>739112125
I'm the 36 yo old and my numbers aren't extraordinary.

>>739111834
I've never sucked a cock nor would I.

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56

2

>>739112563
Want to suck my cock?

fag

>>739109480
http://hdxxnxx com mom-gives-blowjob-to-son-720p-8913158.html?cat=Bisexual

Closest thing to a sauce that i founded

>>739112428
WTF are you thinking of saying to a whore?
how about 2 words.
repeat after me:
>enter room
>say "hi"
>depositing envelope on desk
>getting naked
>fucking her silly
>getting dressed
>saying "thanks"
>leaving

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>>739112540
Do you recommend me Tinder to get the succ?

>>739109480
I always say numbers like this are bullshit.

Like at 22 encounters you can seriously go through your head and remember all of them.

I can't answer the question because I have no idea. I didn't write them down, some were strictly one time events and I just don't remember well enough to sit here and try to count them all off.

tl;dr: OP is full of shit.

>>739109480
27
kissless virgin
autism, anxiety, depression

being social is hard

>>739112256
Nope, not a single bonus or perk. No pics, don't even remember her name. she went onto manage a california pizza kitchen at the christiana mall in Delaware. after that- I do not know. she was short, very short and kind of pretty. nice body, sexy as fuck. she hated me- I was not a good employee

>>739112776
I keep a list. Call me narcissistic, but i love to remember all of them and jack off to them at times.

>>739112563
>I've never sucked a cock nor would I
but you'll put your dick up a guy's ass?
shrug
different strokes

1

0

18 years old

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>>739112618
nope. if no women were around I'd suck this one if it was soft.

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0
0
22

>>739112697
That whole situation would be way to awkward for me. I just couldn't do it. Maybe I should get drunk/high one day and see of that helps

>>739112661
>http://hdxxnxx com mom-gives-blowjob-to-son-720p-8913158.html?cat=Bisexual

I love how it says "mom" gives "blowjob" when it is a "sister" giving a "handjob". Classic shit pornsite description.

i'm 23
been with 20+ women, i don't count after that, i don't think i'm at 30 though

i don't count times i've done shit but not had sex

>>739112960
I'd never fuck a guy. confusing me w/ some other anon

If no women were around--- >>739113053

19yo now i don't know if you mean with different people or if you can count multiple times with the same person.
If different people then
2 blowjob
3 penetration
1 anal
1 eating pussy
If multiple times with same persons then
9 blowjob
Approx. 80 penetration (most with fiance)
1 anal
20 eating pussy

>Number of sexual encounters
I assume we're just giving the number of partners, not the amount of times. Either way I don't have a number. A lot. Early teens through mid 20's are a blur.

>Actual sex
12 partners that I can recall at the moment

>Age
33, currently faithful with one girl for a little over a year now

>>739110429
I thought you sounded like a top class tosser up until your last line.
>I keep a list. Most of them were fat and disgusting pigs off tinder, Ive cooled down the last year on the random hook ups and am glad i made it out without any diseases or kids but got to have fun with many women.
Atleast this shows you're probably not lying. (Icould be wrong though)
All is forgiven.
The fact that you keep count makes you kinda a douche though and the fact you have a list... Well the fact you have a list is just bad, m'kay.

I have penetrated alot less women than most of you but considering I have some very full on fetishes that I have convinced many women to play along with must count for something?

I still couldn't give a number coz I spend far too much of my time drunk/drugged to be keeping track of this shit too but surely convincing women to do wierd stuff must be worth 1.5 points?

But just to place this thread into perspective, I personally have a foot fetish so where is the catagory for how many girls toes you've sucked?
I still couldn't give you a definete answer but I think it clearly points out the fact that the things you are counting and the fact any of you are even bovering to count is retarded and redundednt.

Nobody is gonna give you a medal for getting your willy wet. They may howevwer give you a baby 9 months later though.

tl;dr
Counting is pointless
And the fact that you're counting makes you a faggot.

>>739109480
Holy shit, OP. Did you keep a diary of everything? How are that specific? In my case:
>Age: 25
>Partners: around 15 (this includes penetration and any acton below the waist)

I honestly can't say I remember. I stopped keeping track after the first fifty or so

I'm a touring musician for a living, I've had more blackout one night stands for a lifetime

>>739113100
why the fuck are you thinking so hard?

1. go on TER, search reviews for your type and budget /or/ 1a. go on usasexguide, search board for same
2. call or email whore /or/ 2a. use burner to call or text whore
3. meet and fuck whore using 2 words provided: "Hi" and "Thanks"
4. go home and facefuck your anxiety but fail because you came twice with the whore

>>739113253
that pic
hate to break it to you
that's a guy

>46
>100s both

But I was big into the 80's-90's club scene.

>>739113428
I envy you. I'm also a musician but i'm 18.

>>739109480

22, Brit

Penetration: 20

Blowjobs: 15ish. There was a time where I didn't like them. But that was in light high school so the girls i was banging we virgins so didn't know how to suck a dick properly so I just started saying dont.

>>739109480
Bj 20 ish
Fuck 25ish
I'm 24 almost 25

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that's gay as fuck if you have a count of bj's and penetrations. I lost count with my first gf and within a month. Those woods saw things, many nasty things. hahahaha

>>739109480
-1
.342543
??

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>>739112661
I would love to have the source. The real one.

>>739113574
Just remember to wrap your knob bro, road girls that go for musicians will bring one home every show pretty much. luckily I've done it enough to where muscle memory takes over even if I'm annhilated or tripping

I'm 25

>>739113618
Then your numbers are 1, 1. Now just need your age. It's number of girls not acts faggot.

31

I stopped keeping track after fucking 20 or so sluts only 4 of them being g/fs and when I turned about 29 I found back page and frequently went to Twitty bars and fucked numerous escorts over the years

>>739109704
Dude I didn't hit 3 until 28

26
0
0
What's your secret anons?

>>739109480
Age 18
Bj 4
Pen 4

20
18
I am 19

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>>739113618
how many girls, not how many times

>>739109480
29
Partners according to memory: 23+
Partners according to wife: 5
I went for the statistically accepted number.
>> done everything except scat/piss/hard bdsm

>>739113744
I'm getting there guys.

xnxx com video-gj5od35/mommy_knows_how_its_done-_see_more_at_www.porn-doctor.com

>>739113877
talk to her and don't be a /b/etafag

fallback:
>>739113491

I'm 45, average looking.

About 160 or so.

41 years old
virgin
once kissed a girl on the cheek

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>>739113929
I did accidental scat w/ the girl on the right. she shit all over me.
>literally screaming out 'stopit,ihavetopoop'
>didn't stop
>she pooped
>would do again

2 and I'm 19.
Soon my dry spell will hit the one year mark.

>>739113877
No secret. Just have to seek out settings that could potentially end with intimacy. Virgin until 21, then spent 21-25 fucking everything and everyone. Busy with gf now.

>>739111734
s/he
tomato
tomahtoe

>>739113877
Most women turn into complete sluts when inebriated so go to random bars find sluts and get them wasted. It helps if you have your own place and car and don't come off as some creepy perv.

>>739110611
>>739110611
>Ehhhhhh.... somewhere between 75 and 180. No idea
That's a very wide medium anon.
The fact you started with such a high number means there is either some truth to it or that you're flat out lyin.

I fount you've clocked up anyehere near them numbers but you still deserve a well done even if you didn't get close to them numbers IRL.

>>739114152
>that awkward moment
>when you have to
>wipe her shit
>off of your dick

>>739109480
Uhhh females like 40
Males like about the same

27

>>739109480
22yo
hj:1
bj:1
p:7

Would be alot better if i tried. I always end up in relationships with the girls i fuck. couple of the 7 i have slept with hundreds of times each.

>>739109480
Blowjobs from anyone: 0
Penetration with anyone: 0
Age: 48

>>739114188
Sage

0. I'm 56. Feels bad man.

>>739114288
who gives a shit
oldfag here
fuck every single woman
whose tits you can grab
carpe ubera, children!

>>739114409
WTF... How? Do you not even try? You must be hideous.

age: 28
playing with dick:4
sex:2
no ragrets

>>739111024
Virgin detected.

BJ: Don't count.

Sex: 23

21 y/o. Went to University, very easy to pull.

>>739114300
>weeks of asking for anal
>weeks of her mentally, emotionally, spiritually prepping
>after it happened she showered like justbeenraped.jpg
>laid on bed
>traumatized


I had to run out to this kiosk thing and take her to a broadway show later. I got shit on again that weekend...

>>739113491
I don't really have the desire to go out and lose my virginity to be honest. I mean yeah, would I like to fuck a girl? For sure, but my fucked up introverted ass autismo brain would much prefer I distance my self from everyone and only interact with people if I absolutely have to.

I appreciate your input though. Just need to get over my mental issues

>>739114409
Just pay a whore

25 - 1, 5 year long relationship
No idea how many times i had sex/bj but it was alot,since that broke up. none. feels bad man

>>739109480
I've been with only 8 girls on my life, 4 serious stories and I should marry next year if I manage to beat cancer in time... I should have married this year but shit happened.

I'm 33

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age: 33
blowjob: 0
penetration: 0

>>739111843
Dude! Kill me now please!

>>739114288
It's not a game where you keep track. Do you think every sports player remembers every point they ever make? I'm somewhere around 150, but I don't have a list. When you get older you will see.

18 (19 in a few days)

I got kissed once before... closest I've come to anything.

>>739112379
sounds legit. Are there set prices or just tip a 'good amount'?

>>739109480
1
1
age 22

>>739109480

pff...

around 6 I guess? always bj/sex. wait, lemme count:

first - fling - best - comfy - (long draught) - chinkie - current

yes, 6. and countless "fate threw it in my lap, should have dared to do something about it" moments.

am 32.

BJ:0
Penetration:0
Im 19 (also never had a kiss)

>>739113254
19
Have fiancé
Good luck in the divorce

>>739109480
I'm keeping a notebook of all the girls I've fucked. It's 30 at the moment. I'm 36 years old.

Haven't listed girls who only blew me but no sex. Probably 5.

bj: no idea didnt count
fucked: 21
age:23
I set a goal to fuck at least 1 new girl every month so far it's working out really well. It keept me motivated to meet new girls.

0, 0, 21. Apparently every female on this planet is a whore except around me. My hatred for women might have something to do with it though.

>>739110801
I approximate it, not count.
Started when I was 11, im 19 now. I do it once per day, sometimes I have breaks, I fap 2-3 times a day more often than I have breaks, so Id probably add a couple hundred. Adding 200 to my 1 per day for 8 years I fapped
8x365 + 200 = 3120 times.
so Im somewhere from 3000 - 3500 as a rough estimate.

Bj maybe 15 never bothered to count
Fucked im above 80 below 100.

Age 30, before any beta fags say that's too high I traveled the world for 2 years and backpackers are great fucks

>>739114738
>Beats cancer
>makes cancer

Don't get married dude.

>>739115278
If you hate women you wont get women. Love them, talk to them but not about yourself. There are many good books to read about how to get women and they work . Don't ever show fear and just be yourself, pussy gets wet if your not a scared fag. 21 is the best time to change yourself

>blowjobs:0
>handjobs:0
>penetration:0
>kiss:0
>hug:2
>hold hands:1
>lick feet:0
>footjob:0
>facial:0
>wink:3
>eye contact:14
>trade lewds:0
>dismemberment:0
>femdom:0
>sit on lap:1
>feet on lap>1
>accidental touch thigh:3
>accidental touch boob:1
>indirect kiss:0
>head pats:1
>play vidya:4 (one was my cousin, the rest were lesbians)
>indirect hug:7

>>739115681
Thanks for the solid advise bro. I've been slowly working on it but this is definitely a wake up call.

>>739110100
Wtf r u gay

>>739115773
> edit
>Also i am 24

>>739113339
Nobody fucking cares

>>739109480
(OP) have you got the link to that porn video
>blow job:5
>penetration:3
>Age:19

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>>739115773
Thats the sadest comment i have ever read.

28
Blowjob 3
Pen 3

>>739115681
Just remember women are basically goldfish, so to outsmart them you must think like a goldfish

5 penetration
1 bj
1 handjob
All when i was 15 them nothing

0
28 yo

>>739109480

I lost count past 40, that was last year. I'd say no more then 50. Some of those are handjobs/quick blowjobs. All different girls.

22. Still a shut in neet who just browses 4chan all day every day. I just get lucky on Tinder once a month, or at the bar once a month.

Blowjob: 2
Penetration: 4
21 years old

>>739115773
Indirect hug?
What even is that

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>>739109480
51 I think I know there are some I don't remember. Not real proud of it. Nearly asexual now...the mystery is gone and I know the average girl is kind of gross. Sigh...

>>739109480
19 year old
4 Girls
lost virginity shortly after i had my 15th birthday with my first gf, blowjob shortly thereafter

>>739116183
Its where you hug someone who has previously just hugged someone you like

26 y/o girl

blowjobs: 2
sex with men: 2
sex with woman: 3

>>739116314
But you don't hug them directly so as to not let on that you might like them

25yo
P: 7
BJ/HJ: 11

>>739114641
Strange occurance here, your post has encouraged me to fuck/do wierd shit with more whores not less.
I have all the same disadvantages as you plus fat and small dick so you really don't have any excuse.

Atleast I can die safe im the knowledge I'm not as pathetic as you.

>>739116163
>Some of those are handjobs/quick blowjobs
Oh I see sexual encounters...I thought OP meant fucked.

>>739115832
If you really are serious I can link you a good book that helped me when I was 16. Got me out of my shell and the more you do it the easier it gets. I now have a 60/70% hit rate on fuck on any chick I find worth grafting. Which if you ask me is high enough and leads to a fuck a week.

>>739115038
Thanks /b/ro

30
Blowjobs: Who the fuck counts this?
Women: 17
Men: 8

>>739116354
tits or gtfo. also, how many times have guys gone down on you? are you attractive- pics (tits or gtfo)?

>>739115631

I would be an idiot to let her go away and make someone else happy.
She's been awesome for years but the last 8 months were the worst moment of my life and she's been nothing short of amazing.

0

I'm 18 going on 19

I have trouble getting it up from watching too much porn.

25
Actual sex, 6
Blow/hand jobs, 5 I think
>>739109480
I'm calling bullshit, it took me a solid 10 minutes to come up with 11 people and I'm not even totally sure of that. I doubt you can remember 38 individual encounters and people, much less have had that many

>>739116233
Yeah, that's pretty much why I prefer cock.

>>739116580
haha chill dude.

yes i consider myself attractive. every single partner i've had (2 men and 3 women) have thoroughly enjoyed going down on me

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>>739109480
27
Bj 3
Pen 2
Anal 1
There is some overlap there but meh

5

21y/o

>>739114738
I have a secret ability anon but if I tell you, you need to keep it secret.
I can cure cancer with my god finger but only if you provide a pixal gift of your GF/wife to be naked.

26 years old. been with a girl for 10 years. My penis has never even been touched by another person my entire life.

>>739116782
>haha chill dude
>thoroughly

if you're not a girl- well played. Now tits or gtfo.

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>>739116925
heres a preview of what they liked so much.... just for you sweet anon

>>739109702

This is the truth. I realized long ago there's girls that I totally forgot being with until I was reminded. Keeping count is for kids.

>>739116925
>partner

could it be?

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>>739109480
girls: 0
age: 28

kissed one, she didn't kiss me back, spent 1 solid year going out every weekend trying to meet girls at bars/clubs, talked to at least a thousand girls, no bueno just gave up and became extremely depressed and nihilistic, eventually after a year or two of being a shutin who didn't care about anything that just wanted to die something inside of me died and now I just don't even have a desire to have sex anymore, like even if I could I don't think I'd want to anymore something is just wrong with me

>>739116877
how's that then?

>>739109480

Blowjob: 4

Penetration: 7 (maybe this week will be meet the 8)

Never did anal, I dont mind that stuff.

I m 28

>>739109480
blowjobs: who the fuck counts
penetration: who the fuck counts

sexual partners: i kept a list with names till it hit 16, stopped caring soon after.

im 25

>>739109480
Why are you counting?

>>739109480
I'm married so, a million blowjobs, constant sex, 28 years old.

>>739110361
Did the anal hurt?

>>739117175

she was a victim of rape as a kid. She got pretty screwed up in the head from it. She is recovered for the most part, but sexual things are not possible with her. That is how you spend 10 years with a woman while also being a virgin.

>>739117441

Yeah man why buy milk when the cow gives you blowjobs and lets you put it in her butt?

>>739111843
Even in porn 1000 different girls are almost impossible.
Unless you are Gene Simmons or Lemmy from motoheard.
Gene is 65 years + and Lemmy is already dead.

>>739114765
I never said you should keep track.
Infact I find it quite sad and pathetic seeing how many anons actually have kept track.
I stopped counting after 2.
At the 150 mark you deserve the clap though.
I bet you could fuck an asshole and it will come out smelling fresher than when it went in.

Blowjobs: 12
Penetration: 42
Age: 32
(anal: 12)

>>739117501
I hope you guys are working through that eventually? The more she associates sex with you, the more she separates it from those bad memories, it's not something that should stay dormant forever. She needs to get through an initial hurdle that will be tough but both of you would be happier in the end, the sooner you guys start, the better.

>>739116812
hahaha.

Pen.

1
26 years
we also have a kid

>>739109480

24

9 penetration
10 dick sucked

>>739113877
prostitutes

>>739117549
>deserve the clap
I'm 100's deep. Hate rubbers. Never had a thing.

>>739109480
0
0
kissles
21

You guys that are virgins... Do you realize how much women love that? There is a way to work that into conversation and get laid. Confide in her with all your awkward splendor. Be completely your socially awkward self, that will just sell it more.

Profit.

>>739115832
You need to learn to make significant eye contact with out coming across as creepy. Just hold that gaze one second longer-don't stare. Trust me I had a few girls tell me it was a test they did to gauge a guys confidence/awkwardness.

>>739117824
It's definitely not as simple as that. But she has been seeing a psychiatrist for 5 or 6 months now. It took her years of getting help to get where shes at today. Which aside from not being able to be involved in anything sexual, is about as close to normal as you can get. It could be possible one day, but from what I understand, a fair amount of women end up not overcoming that 'hurdle'.

26 years old

Penetration: 26

I have herpes now

>>739113491
How do I make sure the whore doesn't have a pimp who is a negro? I don't want to support that lifestyle.

more than one. i don't keep count

>>739118357
Then find one that has a white pimp? or a mexican pimp? Lot of pimp options in the US.

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>>739109480
I've kissed a girl, 19

>>739118432
They don't always bring the pimp with them.

>>739109480
source on that pic?

>>739118190
Kek. True...
>be me
>21
>getting around lots
>learned woman like missions
>tell every girl I'm with that one has ever made me cum with their mouth
>every girl I'm with makes it her mission to swallow my load

Fun times...

about 6 or 7 girls when I was college, hookers...
when I was like 19
35, haven't gotten laid seen. :c

>>739109480
so are you saying youve only had 22 blowjobs ?
and 16 times of getting your dick in pussy ?

with just one girl ive already blew that shit off the map

>27
>cook at wendys
>10.73 an/hr

>>739115681
Shit I just figured out what I've been doing wrong all weekend.
I just signed up to POF and I can probably trace most of the failed conversations back to a point where I mentioned myself.
I find it hard to pretend boring people are actually intresting though.....
Defo keep it in mind that I need to avoid been me or telling potentials I'm me anyway.
ONE WORD ANSWERS PISS ME OFF THOUGH.
Why do bitches get the free pass to bore the fuck out of me?
I can grow tits too. The ignorant little hussys should have to listen to my boring storyd too.

>>739109480
Let me think
Age/BJ/Pen
24/5/8

>>739118842
nice reading skills champ

2 all before the age of 12, none after. I'm 19

>>739117079
Looks tasty

>>739118902
>cook at wendys
>10.73 an/hr

You make more money than I did as a cook, than I did being a housekeeping supervisor, and a stewarding supervisor, and a set up supervisor in the past. And these were 3 separate places, not even 1 cheap place.

2...
I'm 25 and this was when I was 18

>>739109480
>Still counting
I've had more blowjobs and sexual interactions than i can keep track of, or want to. Not boasting, just saying.
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>>739119083

>>739119344
lol nah

>>739109480

37 years old
4 bj
4 sex

I started demanding a std test after my first 2 girlfriends so i lost many opportunities.

>>739111500
same, but i stopped at 54 4 yrs ago, gf ever since

0

im 32 years old


i will die a virgin

>>739115773
The fact you created catagorys for things you haven't even done actually make me a little sad for you anon.
For instance, if I was writing this list (I couldn't write this list because I can't remember the numbers but just for an example
I may write:
Dildoes in pooper:3

However I wouldn't bother writing
Dildoes in pee hole:0

Sorry for calling you out on thia but you should really concider been less of a faggot.

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>>739109480
I can only name my ex gf. But I have had sex with 14 women.

Most of them were fat sluts because I have no shame.

It's a human and has a pussy I'm going to stick my dick in it.

I'm 26.

>>739119556
are you the girl who posted it?
>girl
>lol nah
>?

>>739119768
No..but posting Chris Hanson implies that is an underage pussy pic

blowjob: 8
penetration: 5

age: 19

sauce:

https://es.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57f68b9cd6479

(thank me later)

>>739110177
>>739110266
>>739110305
>>739111020
https://xhamster.com/movies/4904207/horny_sister_with_not_her_brother.html

>>739109480
Slept with around 100 women.
Couldn't tell you the blowjobs/handjobs I've had.
I've also fucked and been fucked by 1 dude.

>>739109480

Licking: 03

I'm a dyke.

Don't count bjs coz they don't get me off
30-40 women before 25
Now I'm 30 and haven't been laid in 3 years.

>>739120781
An ugly one too, I bet.

bj: over 60
penetration: 0

i don't like to give an effort i'm too alpha
i'm 41

38
4 penetration
3 BJ (from 3 of the 4 pen)

Been in a 6 and 13 year relationship so numbers are low, but I don't care, I get regular pussy :)

>>739120754
>I've also fucked and been fucked by 1 dude.
Did you like it? I tried fucking a dude once just to make sure I'm definitely not gay and it wasn't great. Still, was an experience.

>>739121013
>40yo virgin
>'too alpha'

>>739116314
>>739116383
Please stop posting shit like this. It's genuinly upsetting me how pathetic you are

>blowjobs
less than 20 but definitely more than penetration

>penetration
12

i'm 24 and all of those happened before i turned 18 and i'm now a subby faggot boy

>>739112438
16
bj:1
pen:3

>>739109480
23
Felt up a freshman as a junior in HS, and that's the extent of my sexual experience

Bj: 9
Penetration: 14
25yo

>>739109480
Saus ?

Really oldag here. Blow jobs about 70, penetration about 320 and have gotten 25 girls pregnant

I'm 22

4 blow jobs

3 penetration (penis in vagina)

1* penetration (fingered)

*I only fingered her, like that's how far I got with her. but I fingered the other three also

Text me 9294282543

Bout 20 chicks penetrated, 25 if counting blowjobs

im 22

wishing to make it to 30 until next year :D

>>739121379
How do I alpha up, I'm really good looking like women say it often. I just need that confidence boost I guess.

I'm 48 years old.

I've had sex with 3 women including the babe I'm married to.

The only number that matters is the size of your heart

>>739109480
BJ: 1

Age: 17

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>>739109480
I had sex when I was 18 in a Subway Fast Food Restaurant

And next year I will most likely have sex with my current Girlfriend who lives in the UK probably every night

KEK

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Blowjob: 0

Penetration: 0

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>>739121512
m o d s

>>739121374
>spreading your degenerate autism genes that much
I shiggy dig

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>>739121524
I'm 21 Btw

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>>739111523
"Trans girls"

The word you are looking for is men, Faggot.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph578c5cc35de55

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I lost the count but must be around 45-50. Average looking nice guy who had a really good streak on some of the old dating sites and apps. Now I have a gf.

>>739120890

I'm not super cute.

But i'm not actively hideous and I'm really easy going on househole stuff cause I do most of it without thinking.

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Well, sexual partners i've had is a bit over 360, reaching The number of 367 with The following division:
326 women
37 tgirls
4 men
No i do not have aids, and no i am not gay, i just like fucking, that is all.

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23. I started counting every time i make cums every year. Only 13 girls in total tho.

>>739116782
>yes i consider myself attractive. every single partner i've had (2 men and 3 women) have thoroughly enjoyed going down on me
Sorry to be the berer of bad news but I think it may be time you learned the truth that, that sweaty leaky crevas between your legs tastes exactly like a sweaty, leaky cravas between your legs.
I do not know you but i can confirm:
You're not special,
You're not i charge of me
and that sweaty, smelly crevas between you legs fucking stinks and tastes nasty bitch!
Welcome to the real workd BTW...