Why don't you own one yet?

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Maybe this one would be better

i'm not a woman and sticking stuff up your ass is dangerous!

>>739104233
Fuck the plop when taking it out is the best
My BF asked if he should get one, best advices I've given

>>739104233
I'd love to have one but they are very expensive. I'm saving up for one though.

>>739104233
BEcause it is a silicone horse dick u ducking degenerate faggot
Sage

>>739104428
And queer as fuck sage

Femanon here and can't wait to purchase one of these. I've been preparing with bbc in the meantime.

>>739104773
Which one from bad dragon exactly?

>>739104607
You can always buy one of the flops from bad dragon

>>739104529
Show a pic of it in your pussy for us

>>739104233
>>739104288
>>739104323
they all look great but i don't have the moneys for any of those

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>>739104233
>money

>>739104233
i do
a medium, large and an xl chance

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>>739104910
>>Implying I have a pussy
>>739104895

>>739104233
I don't put stuff up my ass. I do own 2 pocket pussy's though. Well technically one pussy and one ass.

>>739104895
Even the flops are expensive. I'd rather pay a little more and get a perfect model in the color I want.

>>739104233
Every since playing TiTs I wanted to fuck a horse cock with a big meaty knot on it. All of my characters have a horse cock with a knot on it.

>>739105287
Well that's true,
The pic I took is 56$ so it's not THAT bad
Color shouldn't matter, it's not like you can see it i

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>>739105287
this
I'm just too much of a retard to save up money, always end up buying something cheaper but way more useless

>>739105450
That's a packer, not a dildo.

>>739104323
I have one with an inflatable knot, I'm kinda small so it took some gentle sessions before I could knot myself and not have my vagoo hurt afterwards.

>>739105767
Got a pic of you using it? Sounds hot af

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>>739105767
>vagoo
>knotting
>no pic or vid
pls

>>739106517
This. Pics or it didn't happen.

>>739104233
Too fucking expansive.

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more women are choosing horses over black men, how can we stop this?

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>>739107594

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>>739107594
>didn't even pull it out at the end
smh

>>739107694
better than seeing that disgusting, shield-shaped head tbh

>>739107480
yes, you would need an expansive arsehole/pussy to accomodate one

>>739104233
cause I'm still pondering over which model to buy

>>739104233
Simple- I do not have a size 17 asshole and prefer to stay that way.

These are the fucking people I share this website with. I remember when you would get called a fucking pansy ass faggot for posting this bullshit.
How the fuck did this website go from anti-fag to loving horse dick in its' ass? You're all disgusting fucks.

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>>739104233
>>739104288
That dildo is tiny. This is what I use! Not gay btw!

>>739105317
>TiTs?

Pansy here and my lover Brutus likes to punish my tight little sphincter. Do y'all think I could adjust to this horsey ding a ling? Is lube a prerequisite?

>>739104233
Femanon here is dying to have one... Yum

>>739104233
I'm too broke, even though stuffing big thngs up my ass is my favorite fetish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s

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I do though.

good question, I would buy one, but not for shoving it up my ass, just to play with it really

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>>739109768
>just to play with it really

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>>739109601
Breed with your own species, you silly tramp.

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>>739105184
charge your phone

>>739109715
I want an Austin
how good is it?

We wee just discussing these at least weeks Turd Pushers Anonymous meeting. They seem to be a hit with the unicorns.

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>>739104233
Because I still live with my parents

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>>739104233
because even small dildos hurt my butthole :(

>>739110369
It was meh in all honesty. I mainly just use him as a starter to open up for my larger toys. It's deceptively small, I'd go for a tucker or rex instead.

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But I do have one. I don't have more because I got mine on sale for $50, and I can't justify $100 for another one.

>>739104773
Have you thought about trying a real horse?

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My girl loves the one I got

>>739112448
It's obviously bait. Nobody uses the term "bbc" besides cucks and insecure black men that have nothing going for them besides a porn-based stereotype.

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I'm looking to peg any takers

>>739112642
>Reverse image search

Where are these femanons at

>>739107647
I nutted so fucking hard to this because she looks like my 16 year-old sister

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is it any surprise women prefer this?

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I really want to get my GF one of the big horse cocks but I'm not sure if she'll be offended or weirded out by it.. she does like big cocks though

>>739113047
In the same boat bro. I say just go for it and ask her about it. Easier said than done tho

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>>739112638
The difference between average penis length in caucasians and africans is 0.1 inches, and girth is 0.02inches. The majority of humans have very similar average penis sizes, with east asians being the largest outlier.

>>739113310
who dat

>>739109090
Trials in Tainted Space by fenoxo.
https://www.fenoxo.com/category/trials-in-tainted-space/

>>739114329
liz_103

>>739114453
Shes a total loser. Theres no coming back from that shit.

>>739112638
I wondered what the
>British Broadcasting Company
had to do with her post.

>>739114566
tyvm

>>739113016
Thats not a woman- that is a SLUT.

>>739104288
Coincidentally, my second tucker just arrived yesterday. I have a medium chance and medium tucker I can both take (the tucker knot is slightly uncomfortable) as well as an XL chance and a large tucker. I can't get the XL chance in too far and have to pull it out cause it hurts.

How do I stop being such a bitch?

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I've got more than 1

>>739114957
I'd love to see the look on your next of kin's face when you die and they open your sock drawer...

>>739114908
Develop a vagina since they're actually meant to stretch.

>>739114672

What?

>>739114957
>sierra nevada
My nigga

>>739107647
Ben? Is that you?

>>739115041
Here's where the concept of a PORN BUDDY comes into play. A porn buddy is a good friend who you will trade house/apartment keys with. They will know where all your porn/toys are hidden and how to access all the porn on your computer.

IF you fall into a coma or die in an accident, your porn buddy will race to your house and clean out all the porn shit and the toys before your family can discover it all.

What's in it for them? Well, they get all the porn and stuff. Duh.

ALWAYS have a porn buddy.

>>739115072
no

>>739114908
> I can't get the XL chance in too far and have to pull it out cause it hurts.
>How do I stop being such a bitch?

Maybe stop trying to put giant objects in your ass?

>>739115041
>sock drawer
When I put them away I keep them in a tote bin, but most of the time I just leave them out.

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My ass is unfortunately too tight. any dildo suggestions for comparative beginners?
pic related is biggest I've used.

>>739115614
a medium-sized Aneros prostate massager. Shop around. I got one for $35 on Amazon.

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>>739115614
Use more/better lube and relax

>>739115719
>aneros
>35$
that's not an aneros. also, I already have a Progasm, It's smaller than the Njoy.

poor fag

Have a small Cole, would whore myself for a medium Rex with a cumtube but seeing as I'm a heterosexual male the chances of that happening are pretty slim.

>>739115837
Yes, it was. It was a progasm. As I said, shop around.

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Because I have this instead. And a medium david.

>>739110875
just gotta take it slow, relax, use some kind of lube, and work your way larger. also, when youre just starting to play with your ass, your fingers work perfectly fine

>>739110875
>>739117251
Also, I find it helps if you actually WANT the anal. If you're not feeling it and are just going for it, it's going to be harder than if you're craving it.

>>739116111
Flint is amazing. Best sex toy I've ever purchased.

>>739117557
Anal or vaginal?

>>739117771
Oral

>>739117854
You must have a gigantic mouth.

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>>739104233
I have this. I named it Red Alert.

It's not spectacular in size, but I can put both hands around it and still have about a hand's length still showing.

I have to go really slow or it hurts like hell. Once I get it in past the head, it's all good to plunge it in up to the balls.

I used to be straight (although I've used different things to fuck myself in the ass since I was in middle school). But the art of Incase and Ulrik and Joel Jurion turned me on to traps so now I guess I'm bi, not that it makes a difference in my everyday life.

>>739104233

because I couldn't possibly fuck it. its to large? and they cost to damn much to have as a ordiment.

I do have one. Well, my GF has one that she uses to force down my throat and peg me. Medium Echo with cum tube.

>>739110284
clearly says ipad, you degenerate.

>>739117771
Actual poster here. Anal, I'm a dude and it hits the prostate in just the best way. Plus it's big so you feel really stretched out.

>>739118084
Nice. Size?

I'm not a dude, and haven't tried it anally yet. Someday though. Vaginally, I can get my medium a little under half way in so far.

>>739107594
more of her? Sauce?

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>>739118242
Not that guy, but I do own a different BD toy.

Keep it up, girls that like it that big are kind of my thing so I'm obligated to encourage you to keep going.

>>739118349
how about you check the fucking webm you spastic

>>739113016
source? or just a name would be great.

>>739104233
because i'm not a horse.

>>739118718
A gape like that is the goal. Fuck that's nice.

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>>739119928
Assuming you're the same person, that's a good goal, a better goal would be a larger gape though honestly.

>>739104233
i aint got 100$ simple

>>739111598
m/f?

I don't know maybe because I'm not into animal cock?

>>739113016
>>739113310
Sauce?

>>739121890
What the fuck is wrong with you? Animal cock is a million times better than human cock.

>>739120558
Am same person. Definitely going for bigger. Flint is fucking massive.

I'm really tempted buying somebody oneIf I can watch occasionally

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>>739122185
A woman after my own heart. if this wasn't /b/ I'd ask if you wanted to exchange email or skype contacts.

Image was just because all my other gifs/webms of big bad dragon toys are over the 2MB limit and I needed something stretched.

>>739120558
>>739122185
Also, I need one with an inflatable knot like that. Knotting david is nice, but I've always wanted an inflatable toy for stretching.

>>739104233
Because I don't ant to wreck my butthole. If I were a woman I wouldn't want to wreck my vag with it either. Do don't need big size, you just need the right shape. Also, if a sex toy no longer satisfies, and a new sex toy of a different shape but of the same size doesn't satisfy, you're probably just over stimulated. Take a break. You butthole and/or vag will thank you.

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>>739122512
Yeah, same honestly, I have a canine toy personally for anal it's AMAZING, the only anal toy that's come close to making me cum. I use it rarely, but I've been eyefucking the elypseart toys basically every month since I learned about them, I don't know if I could ever justify the price tag for just myself though, if it was a shared toy then maybe, but I've never met a woman IRL that's into animal dick toys.

>>739122251
Fuck it, I'll buy a fem anon The one they want If they're willing to share kik nexo719

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>>739123096
>You'll buy a femanon
How much you paying? I can be your femanon for the low low price of one medium Rex, no homo mate.

>>739104288
I'd love to own that. Not everyday you see a gray soda can. I wonder what flavor it is?

>>739122939
$185....
yikes

>>739104895
Flops aren't worth it. Could be a minor blemish of color or a serious rip you are literally gambling. For like $5 more you get a perfect model why bother with flops. If you're dropping $100+ might as well get the real deal.

Anyone got vids of knots and flops being inserted? Not just pulled out?

>>739123302
dm me, We can work something out

>>739123664
Yeah, the prices are insane. On the plus side, if you buy two of them they send you a "tie kit" so you and a partner can knot eachother at the same time and "tie together" much like real dogs. It sounds like good times, but that would take a female partner that's into that kind of thing and $400 to pay for two of them.

>>739123853
It was a joke, I'm a guy.

>>739123742
>when its 40% off for a nick on the base i don't give a shit

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how the hell is this thread still going
the power of bd i suppose

>>739124082
>which then expands over time and rips the rest of the toy.

>>739124235
Lewd.

>>739122161
Sorry I wouldn't know

>>739124235

She died right?

>>739124650
Not unless it was anal. The only way you'll die from getting fucked by a horse is if it perforates your rectum.

>>739120558
Jesus christ a basketball just fell out of her cunt.

>>739104233
cuz i dont want to horse dick in my ass
i want my dick to be a horse dick and then to shove it in other's asses

get me a horse cock cock sleeve that somehow wont eliminate all sensation and then ill get one.

>>739124895
Your loss friend.

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Because I own the superior model.

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I think shes content rn

>>739113047
in the mean time, post tits.

>>739127130
Can't tell if that's a 12 year old or a life size cabbage patch doll

>>739127130
MODS MODS MODS