what's the dumbest thing you've ever done?

>>739104207
Had a bowl of cereal with apple juice
(replaced the milk with apple juice)

>>739104207
Spent $1000 to video chat with a camgirl

>>739104526
what a beta

>>739104207
ran over myself with my car

>>739104207
Had sex with a homeless prostitute

>>739104207
Became a regular at 4chan

talk about my feelings

>>739104207
Crashed my car and got a dui last saturday...

>>739104207
browsed /b/

Went to jail for basically sexual assault but only got misdemenor battery but I still lost my job and college. Tbh I hated my job and school so idek if it was that dumb tbh.

>>739104900
Scratch that dumbest thing I did was use tbh twice in the same sentence

>>739104723
On the cheap I would hope

>>739104900
it was kinda dumb, you could have just quit

Had sex with a minor

>>739104207
Got mad at an inanimate object for being in my way

>>739105029
handed her $10 for the quickie

>>739105034
Yeah but this way I got to feel up a grill and jail was the least stressed I have ever been

>>739104207
turned off car while still in drive on slightly inclined parking

>>739105352
Did you drop the soap?

Got addicted to heroin/coke. Spent 3 blissful years mainlining speedballs and had more fun than I will for the rest of my entire life even if I live another 50 years.

Insisted on visiting my grandma when she was susceptible for viruses during cancer-treatment. And I (8yo) was having a cold which I hid from my parents.
So yeah, I probably killed my own grandmother. She died a few days after my visit.

>>739105432
how is that dumb??

>>739105534
But if you didn't you got to see her before she died

>>739105544
Because there is very little joy in anything else I experience. I felt so good for so long that it's been 8 years now and it's still pretty much all I think about. You open a pandora's box, and once realizing you can feel THAT good, then you stop, well everything else just kind of sucks.

When my mom sleeps on the couch I always take pictures of her ass and feet. I want to keep them for later but I always chicken out and delete them out of fear that someone will find my phone and see them. I immediately regret it everytime I get horny again later

>>739104453
jesus crist

>>739105798
Yeah sure but it was probably me who infected her leading to her death.
she could have probably lived longer if I didn´t insist on visiting her that particular day.

>>739104207
Chopped a part of my finger of on a handmixer

>>739105824
huh.

>>739104207
>used to drive a cab part time to pay for school
>Twelve hour shifts, 4am to 4pm
>Picked up the cab at 4 and drove up to the cheap ass hotels around the Navy base. Lot's of hung over sailors who have to get back to their boats by 7am, the shift change.
> Guy runs into the street waving money at me. Tells me he's shipping out today for 6 months and need to get laid. Says he knows of a whore house nearby and will pay me $50 to take him there, wait 20 minutes and then take him to the boat.
> I think about it. The location is a great place to get ripped off. I've been held up before and it sucks. You dream about it weeks afterward.
> What the fuck, $50 is $50, roll the dice.
> Get him there, he goes inside. All kinds of dudes walking around, looking at me, the cab. A couple of guys on the other side of the street keep looking at me and talking to themselves. Looks like they are about to make a move.
> I decide to lock it up and go hang out on the porch of the house. Didn't see him before, but there's a guy up there with a shotgun.
>He asks me what I want and I say I'm the driver. I just want to wait for my fare.
>He's OK with that and motions me to sit.
>Turns out he's the house "security".
> Fast forward 15 and the sailor is coming out.
> I nod to shotgun guy, he nods back.
> Start the cab, hit the highway and get the sailor to his boat with a half hour to spare. I ask him if it was worth it.
> Yeah, he said, even if it did cost him $150 total. Last pussy for 6 months.
> Two nights later a cab driver was killed in front of the same house around the same time. One of the robbers was killed by a shot gun blast.
> None of the neighbors saw who did it.
> Fuck. I got lucky and, somehow, somewhere, I owe a guy with a shotgun a drink

>>739105994
she was dead anyways imho. did she have similar symtoms to your sickness?

>>739106229
I cant really remember but I know she died of virus and that her immune system couldn´t handle it.

It could possibly be someone else but its a low chance

sat at my computer all day. really kills your brain cells

>>739105534
You're not alone anon. Only I really killed mine, I was 6 and blew into her extra air tube or something like that. She got pneumonia like a week later.

And no body ever knew.

believe her when she said I love you lol

>>739105352
Now you got that record though

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>>739104723

Visit 4chan

>>739105824
True. I binge pretty hard on alcohol from time to time. Like live my life normally and still work but start to drink before 7 and stay drunk all day. Usually don't take it more than a week but it always sucks balls going back to feeling shit/normal

I didn't apply for any scholarships. I applied to multiple colleges, and one college had a "academic tests scholarship day," where everyone who showed up got at least something, and regardless of financial need if you did well on some testing you got mad free scholarships.
I decided not to go, because I wasn't sure I would go there, it wasn't my first choice school

Then it turned out to be my best place I was accepted to. Got no scholarships and paid like $20k a year (still pretty cheap tho)

Crashed my brother's car when i was 16.

>>739105987
It's Jason bourne

>>739104207
when I thought "hmm, let me go check out this 4chan place all the kids at the juice mart are talking about"

i got trips

>>739107999
FUCKIN CHECKED>>739107999

>>739107999
wow

>>739107999
How?

>>739107999
Chequed.

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>>739107999
Ayo

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Talk about jews, niggers and other /pol/ shit in 6 and 7 grade
Redpilled some classmates and got a girls attention
Still pretty dumb

>>739107999
Why would those trips be dumb?

>>739107999
Neat

>>739107999
NICE

>>739105352
Feeling up a girl is not worth going to prison over. Also, what exactly wasn't stressful about jail? Having your entire life controlled and restricted by prison guards and niggers? Got some bad news anon.. You're a sheep man.

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>>739107999
C H E C K E D

Posted on b

>>739105352
dam bro a charge for feeling up a girl?
talk about a fucking nightmare

I once squished a razor blade in my hand because I didn't believe it was "razor sharp". Had to have my hand stitched back together. Good times.

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>>739108264
How long ago were you in 6th and 7th grade?

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>>739106666
>6666

Ho Lee Fuk

>>739106179
in which 3rd world country this happened?

>>739109537
he probably finished 7th before the summer

>>739105041
George?

>>739107999
*Claps slowly
You sick cunt smh

smashed a 60 bucks controller

>>739104207
Spent 45k on a business, sank thousands into it all the while running it poorly. Now selling it for under 20k.

>>739108823
I basically got to sleep and play cards and watch tv and exercise for a couple months. My actual life outside of jail feels more restricted.

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I blew up my computer once. Just broke its power supply.

>>739110743
Bought a ruined business for 19k

Spent my last $140 on a massage parlor, and then begged my dad to send me money so I could use the money to pay bills, Ended up using that money he gave me and going again... Then got pulled over, had no insurance (This is what the $140 was for) and had to explain to my dad why my car was impounded and my license suspended for 60 days.

>>739111103
yeah thats pretty bad anon

flew a girl i never met to washington were i was stationed she went bonkers insane on the sauce and told my coc that i kicked the shit outta her and i was put out as an e1 (honorable)

>>739104207
i shoved siccors up my ass

>>739104207
Replied in this thread

>>739104207
Fucked a dog up his ass then tortured, mutilated and killed him over a 3 day period.

>>739104526
Now I don't feel so bad about dropping $300 on one.

>>739111192

Yeh, It was extremely difficult to explain to him... I can't remember what I told him, But he was pissed. I paid him back his money and everything...

ate too much Asian ass and got full... now I don't have enough room for more Asian ass

>>739104207
I dated a slut in college. I thought I could reform her.

>>739112274
you'll be hungry again in 30 minutes

Put a toy suction cup on my eye to see what would happen.

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>>739104207
Keep my life going

>>739104207
Voted for Obama in 08.

>>739104207
Poured soda into my ramen after cooking it

When I was 10 I spilled a fat bag of kook-aid on white carpet then tried to clean it up with a wet rag

Threaten to shoot up my school
(getting investigated by the police)

>>739112402
Been there done that... she's now a lonely cunt who had no bf. An when ever she's sad she calls me. I blocked and now I have to wait till she either moves on or commits suicide.

>>739107999
Praise kek

I blackmailed my 11 year old female cousin, had some of the best sex of my life with that girl. I would savagagly pound that hairless pussy, cumming insider her, thrusting deeper with each spurt. Eventuallly she got pregnant, had the kid and now we live together many years later. Worth the risk my friends.

took lsd the day of my wedding

I stalked this chick I liked for almost 4 years. She gave me her number, but wouldn't date me. This set me off.

I once shoved a toothbrush all the way in my ass to the point where my fingers couldnt reach it anymore, so i used a second toothbrush to get that one out. I threw away the toothbrushes btw kek

>>739113849
awesome. story?

>>739104664
Taylor?

Took a bunch of Xanax plus Ambien.

Woke up two days later and couldn't remember anything.

Walked into the kitchen and saw that I had poured a glass of water into a full container of Tang and apparently tried to drink it.

I was in a LDR with someone from the UK for a couple months. We sent nudes back and forth quite a bit. After we broke up, I started drinking and smoking excessively, and I ended up sending one of their nudes to a classmate of theirs in a drunken anger. They found out and lost their shit. I regret it more than anything.

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>>739115797
i guess you could say, you got a little too much TANG for your buck??

>>739109905
Norfolk, VA

>>739116133
>VA
makes sense

Talked to the a girl about feelings.

>>739104207
Trusted her.

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Hung myself with a tv-cable passed out woke up on the floor a few minutes later face all blue and shit in my pants

pic related

>>739111485
Yeah, that's a classic dodge to get out without a dishonorable. But DID you kick the shit out of her. The rate in your jacket doesn't matter. The rate of your soul does.

>>739104207
Decided not to kill myself

Off the top of my head: Lighting a napkin on fire
in my living room just to prove to my friend it was a real fire.

>>739104207
Got married. Twice.

Drop kicked a flaming marshmallow bag into my friends face severely burning him, we no longer talk.

>>739104207
Huffed nail polish remover and aerosols when I when 13

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>>739116871
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>739107999
WITNESSED

>>739104207
Im here aint I?

>>739104207
>what's the dumbest thing you've ever done?

Got married

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>>739107999

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>>739112692
You made me smile you stupid bastard.

>>739116191
Yes it does. If you've ever been around NOB (Naval Operations Base), the world's largest navy base, you know what it is. And around it, is a radio active cesspool of fast food, strip bars and minimum wage shit jobs. Just driving through that area make me want to take a shower.

Snorted a huge line of cinnamon for 50 dollars. Never again.

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>>739106666
D E M O N I C

>>739117719
Drank a cup of a dudes piss for £50

Tastes not bad, more of a mental thing that made me threw up. Not sure if I have aids now

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>>739116412
I cam here to laugh, not to feel

>>739112458
What happend?

Random guy offered me a bggy of weird capsules, spent £10 on the baggie of unknown pills and ate them by the handful - no effects, not sure what they were, they had powder in them though

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>>739107999
you what!

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>>739116666
Oh shit, checked

There was a girl that I knew for a fact liked me, but was too much of a pussy to ask her out

Developed feelings for a girl

>>739117930
Death? It depends.
Male: You have aids, you will die.
Female: You do this all the time, you are not dead yet. Just pay the fucking rent.

>>739116666
>>739106666
The second coming?

>>739118100
well then...

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>>739113758
nice try fbi

>>739104207

tried

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>>739118489

>>739118455

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>>739118802
Judging by your spelling it might not just be the women that were stupid.

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>>739118802
>>739119037
The post in question

Shot a gun off in my room

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>>739119349
Please tell me more

>>739119414
check' em

Stealing a meme and claiming I created it.

>>739104207
Quit my union factory job to go to law school and try to be somebody.

If I'd stayed at the factory I'd be retired by now. Instead, I'm scraping to get by.

Law school -- not even once.

>>739104785
Feels bad

>>739119349
>>739119759
lmao I know a guy who was drunk and tried to "dry fire" his shotgun (while he was on probation) and the slug went into his downstair neighbor's kitchen
I really don't know how that fuck is still breathing

>>739107999
inverted satan trips!!!!!!!!!!

>>739104207
Had a bowl of cereal with apple juice
(replaced the cereal with apple juice)

Quad core cpu

>>739104207
Stole brand new car my parents just bought me and drove 800 miles across the country to hangout with an old friend from school as a 16 y/o, caused multiple road rage incidents, stalked many, many people and got pulled over with a missing person in my car carrying 4 grams of weed and three bottles of booze
Shit was cash

>>739104207
Fell in love.

>>739104664
Chekov?

>>739118058

sugar pills

>>739118058
I Bought $170 of molly from a guy that sold me bomb weed and it turned out to be capsules of flower

>>739120760
Wew

>>739120760
So, what jail are you in now?

>>739112131
You should still feel bad. You can get a hooker for less

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>>739105534
holy fuck my sides.

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dumb thing done: hotwired a car as a teenager, barely got moving then arrested then went to jail for a while

in prison my very first cellmate is a small white guy, so im not scared of talking with him or whatever. i say "what are you in for?"
and he says
"intoxicated manslaughter"

this was the moment where the dumb thing was done, i asked:
wait so you were like drunk driving i guess?

he says, "No"
"i was in a fist fight with my best friend and i guess i beat him too good and i killed him, but we were drunk and my parents got a good lawyer so im only doing a few years"

mfw i try to act like im not fucking horrified. he is obviously offended by my follow up question, and doesnt say shit after that. we probably talked for less than twenty minutes for the month i was there, no bullshit. we both just read and i feel really lucky that I didnt say more than i did cuz that guy was fucking crazy looking back on it

>>739121684
was completely let go and allowed to drive back home without any court entanglements, cops dumped out weed and make me stomp it into the snow

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Fucked a 12yo when I was 23. In my defense i met her online and she said she was 18. When she hopped in my truck I knew there's no was she was. But I listened to my cock and it sang in that tight little snatch.

>>739122197
i am sure she hated it. everyone hates sex

>>739104207

Got married.

>>739122197
oh, did not read the 2 half. did not happend

>>739122197
I kept it going for a few more days but her dad called me and threatened to call the cops

Cut open my friends hand with a pocket knife.
Dumb bastard grabbed it by the blade and I jerked it backwards trying to get it from him

I think he got like 20 something stitches.

>>739104207
bought a 1975 AMC CJ Jeep. I still hate you, Jeep, and myself for flushing so much money down the tubes.